Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 30, 2015

• Freddie Gray may have ultimately killed himself
• Prisoner in van with Freddie Gray says he was trying to injure himself
• Attorney representing rioting thugs says bail is too high
• Newsmax: 17 things the media won't tell you about the riots
• Anchor Babies: One in ten U.S. births now to illegal aliens
• Disney lays off more IT workers for foreign replacements
• Yawn: Bernie Sanders challenging Hillary
• Former Gitmo detainees demand reparations
• Jeb Bush says it all may come down to Pitbull
• Obama orders reporter to stop videotaping him, reporter obeys
• Daily Kos lib 'embarrassed to be white'
• Mom says she was 'lunch shamed' by school for packing Oreos for daughter
• Russian spacecraft is plunging toward Earth
• Charlie Hebdo cartoonist will no longer draw Mohammed
• Catholic Bishop: Hillary 'thinks she is a god'
• Atlanta judge reduces sentences in cheating case
• Woman denied a cigarette, sets gas pump on fire
• Fields in which workers are more likely to drink
• 82-year-old man arrested for assault over doorbell dispute
• More Indian outrage over Adam Sandler movie
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Actually comes from a listener, Noah Lott
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root says black America should start blaming black America

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 29, 2015

• Economy grinds to a halt
• Reagan recovery vs. the Obama, um, 'recovery'
• Justice Alito burns gay marriage lawyer on polygamy question
• Man sues city for $250,000 after falling off his bike
• Thousands of new Lois Lerner e-mails found
• 'Clinton Cash' author hires full-time security
• Clinton Foundation failed to disclose 1,100 foreign donations
• The psychology of giving to Johnny B's lawnmower fund
• Manmade drought, manmade 'solution': Gov. Brown proposes $10,000-per-day fine
• Pope attacked by climate change skeptics
• Man admits gun thefts were meant for Ferguson protesters
• Oil-rich socialist Venezuela rations power
• Al Jazeera America hit with $15 million discrimination lawsuit
• Tattoos make Apple Watch malfunction
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Chris P. Bacon

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 28, 2015

• Johnny B's Lawnmower fund
• Baltimore rioters want to kill anybody who's not black
• 144 vehicle fires, 15 structure fires, 200 arrests
• Intel: Gang attacks on white cops might spread
• Mayor who said they need their space to destroy now says city being destroyed by thugs
• Mom of the year? Baltimore mom publicly beats son after throwing rocks at police
• Chris Matthews blames rioting on right-to-work states stealing jobs
• City council president apologizes to rioters
• Idiot psychologist says Baltimore has 'battered community syndrome'
• Baltimore Orioles to play to empty stadium
• Iran fires warning shots, boards cargo ship
• Supreme Court justices divided on gay marriage
• SCOTUS slaps down Obamacare contraception mandate again
• No Shiite, Sherlock: DHS Secretary says illegal gang member murderer should not have received DACA
• CA city considers shaming water wasters
• Millionaire buries treasure chest, gives clues in book
• EPA spends $84,000 to study churches that preach climate change
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dick Raper

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 27, 2015

• Johnny B's Lawnmower Fund
• FBI investigating ISIS threat inside the U.S.
• Hostage's family paid ransom to wrong terrorist group
• Ruth Vader Ginsburg goes on the record about gay marriage
• Russian hackers hack Obama's personal e-mail
• GoFundMe pulls fundraiser for Christian Oregon bakery
• Funeral for Freddie Gray
• Baltimore mayor gives protestors 'space' to destroy
• Baltimore Police: Gangs enter partnership to 'take out' cops
• Mayor thanks Nation of Islam for help with riots
• Baltimore protestor moons police and CNN
• Liberals turn on Bruce Jenner after he admits he's a Republican
• Gay hotelier apologizes for hosting Ted Cruz event
• Lots of big money in GOP race
• Map of Nepal earthquake damage
• Study: Fracking boosted the economy during the recession
• Las Vegas man admits making up story about Harry Reid being beat up by brother
• Study blames three-fourths of hot days on manmade global warming
• Top scientist start to examine fiddled global warming data
• Drought frames economic divide in California
• Union membership down 50 percent since 1983
• Hillary fundraiser: Come clean before I raise money for you
• NBC investigators uncover 11 Brian Williams lies so far
• Lena Dunham continues bovine scatology about being raped in college
• Indian actors quit Sandler movie over 'racist' jokes
• Plane cleaner stole 1,500 mini liquor bottles, 19 Kindles and 7 iPads
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Kathleen Drinkwine-Layer
• Expert of the Day: Tim Graham of the Media Research Center on BSNBC's Toure and his $60,000 back tax bill to the IRS

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 23, 2015

• Illegal aliens rapes 10-year-old
• Republicans cave, Loretta Lynch confirmed as AG
• List of 10 Republicans who voted to confirm Lynch
• Man begged Obama to save him 4 years before drone killed him
• National Review: The Obama Takeback
• North Korea expands nuclear program
• NY Mag: The disastrous Clinton post-presidency
• Comcast to drop Time Warner deal
• Hearst granddaughter: Cosmopolitan magazine is pornography
• Video: Barbara Boxer wants e-cigarettes off TV
• Pot users have 'false memories'
• How the Apple Watch might change your work life
• Miami Dolphins player signs up to be Uber driver
• China cracks down on strippers at funerals
• Woman lunges at customers with knife saying she 'kills crackers every day'
• Teen wears fake bomb to ask date to prom, gets suspended
• Avengers stars apologize for calling Black Widow a slut
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: BBC News Correspondent Matthew Correspondent

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 22, 2015

• Four more murders because of Obama
• Iranian warships arrive near Yemen
• This is hilarious: Parody of text messages between Obama and Iran
• McDonald's sales continue to slide
• Co-founder of Earth Day was green, he killed and composted his girlfriend
• 18 spectacularly wrong predictions from the first Earth Day
• For Earth Day, Levi Jeans wants people to wash less
• Record numbers of electric car owners trading in for SUVs
• Sheriff Joe faces contempt charges in Arizona
• Anti-gay business owner hit by vandals
• Fourth BSNBC host owes back taxes
• Judge rules NY public transit must run anti-jihad ads
• NFL concussion settlement given final approval
• Letterman joke assailed as sexist
• Man cited for shooting his computer
• Man arrested for urinating in hotel ice machine
• Hey y'all, watch 'is: Man bitten while trying to kiss poisonous snake
• Bruce Jenner cereal boxes then and now
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Whet Faartz
• Expert of the Day: Brian Sussman narrates new film about global warming

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 21, 2015

• Alabama woman joins ISIS
• Six officers suspended in death of Freddie Gray in Baltimore
• Obama climate plan makes coal plants less efficient
• Too many vitamins can give you cancer
• CA: Court rules tiered water rates unconstitutional
• Jeb Bush says 'the NSA being enhanced' has been the best part of Obama's presidency
• Prosecutors still after Rick Perry
• Six senators seek to stop Comcast/Time Warner deal
• Former Obama pilot: TWA Flight 800 was shot down
• Video: Congress tells protestor, 'Touch me again, I'll drop your ass.'
• Veteran scuffles with police after snatching a flag being desecrated in protest
• State Department won't rule out $50 billion 'signing bonus' for Iran
• China warns Hillary not to bash them during campaign
• Media Matters founder criticizes Hillary book he hasn't even read
• Students organize 'sh*t-in' for gender-neutral bathrooms
• Mind training as good as medication for treating depression
• Madonna deletes post praising Margaret Thatcher
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Tiny Kox

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 20, 2015

• Another ISIS video shows beheading of Christians
• FBI arrests 6 in ISIS recruitment network
• U.S. warships sent to intercept Iranian shipments to Yemen
• Released Gitmo prisoners returning to the battlefield
• Huge shift in public opinion on gun rights
• White House unmoved by court action on illegal immigration
• The toll of social media on girls' mental health
• Understanding California's drought
• Rumor of dying CIA agent confessing to killing Marilyn Monroe is all made up
• Norway is shutting down FM radio
• Armani tells gays not to dress so gay
• Two men fight over whether LeBron or Jordan was the better player
• 170-year-old champagne found in Baltic Sea shipwreck
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Kash Register
• Expert of the Day: Tim Phillips, Americans for Prosperity on the death tax
• Aaron Tippin on Ted Cruz using his song on the campaign trail

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 17, 2015

• Cameras on border capture steady stream of illegals, guns and drugs
• Jeb Bush says amnesty is 'rational,' 'thoughtful'
• Florida guv suing Obama over further ensnaring his state in Obamacare
• A third of high-earners live paycheck to paycheck
• Jeb Bush calls for Republicans to confirm Loretta Lynch
• McCain concerned about 'the unpredictability of this overweight young man in North Korea'
• Navy reveals Jeep that can shoot down drones with laser
• China builds airstrip on disputed island in South China Sea
• More on the mysterious Walmart closings
• More on Jade Helm military training exercises
• Al Gore's Montecito neighborhood finding a way around the water restrictions
• April blizzard causes 70-vehicle pile-up
• ESPN suspends reporter after going off on tow-lot attendant
• Is the Bureau of Land Management getting set for another Bundy-style showdown?
• Netflix wants to kill TV
• Tim McGraw's Sandy Hook concert hits an anti-gun sour note
• Hero pulls man to safety then walks away
• Duh. What took so long? White House to top fence with spikes
• Gwyneth Paltrow fails the food stamp challenge four days in
• Russian version of Siri is homophobic
• Photo emerges of Marco Rubio in Chippendales routine
• Video: Hillary and the stupid 're-set' button
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Lawyer Sue Yoo
• Expert of the Day: Gayle Trotter says the Iranian nuke deal stinks

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 16, 2015

• U.S. military hostile to Christians under Obama
• Kansas to restrict the use of welfare assistance
• ISIS? Radioactive material stolen in Mexico
• Hillary's Scooby van parks in handicapped spot
• Girl Scout troop to welcome boys who want to be girls
• Boston Marathon bomber's family blame government conspiracy
• Pope to host summit on climate change
• DHS ranked worst place to work in federal government
• Judge opens door for cops to storm your home
• Michigan village uneasy about fallen soldier memorial that features a gun
• Former TSA agent: Groping scandal is business as usual
• Michigan auto shop owner faces death threats after saying he won't serve gays
• 'Murder victim' found in box is ancient Peruvian
• Support Jamiel's Law: Heartbroken father tells Phil about his high school son who was gunned down by an illegal alien as a gang initiation
• Guest: Kevin Jackson on The Big Black Lie

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 15, 2015

• Where your tax dollars go, by the numbers
• Warren Buffett avoids paying 'his fair share' in taxes, but Obama still loves him
• Man in gyrocopter lands on Capitol lawn to deliver political message to Congress
• Hilarious! Supporters of Loretta Lynch go on hunger strike
• Sen. Cornyn offers deal on Lynch nomination
• Here we go again: Fast food workers walk out, protest to gain $15 an hour
• Hillary was asked by Congress about e-mail 2 years ago, didn't respond
• Top Google search? How old is Hillary?
• Bill makes no mention of Hill in speech
• Female CEO says women should not be president
• Too cozy? Valerie Jarrett kisses reporters
• Russian ships enter English Channel, UK scrambles jets
• Sony CEO: Spotify is the 'final destination' for the music industry
• NY Times: Has Obamacare turned Americans against sharing the wealth?
• EU announces anti-trust action against Google
• One company's new minimum wage: $70,000 a year
• Video: Drone delivering asparagus to restaurant crashes and burns
• Man kills professor for allegedly molesting a relative, may be charged with hate crime
• Pastors starve two-year-old boy thought to be possessed
• Exorcist author claims to have proof of life after death
• Man set on fire in fight over bar tab
• Loser alert: Man ruptures tendon playing too much Candy Crush
• One Parliament candidate suggests wristbands to ID the mentally ill
• WashPo: The worst question you can ask a woman in a job interview
• Bullet ricochets off armadillo, hits woman sitting in trailer
• Need an old iPad? Someone bought the Pope's for $30,500!
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Mahboobeh
• Guest: Andrew Meehan from the Coalition for a Secure Driver's License
• Guest: Roy Beck from Numbers USA
• Guest: Michael Harrison from Talkers Magazine

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 14, 2015

• ISIS camp just a few miles from Texas border
• Feds releasing hundreds of illegal alien rapists, murderers
• More than 2 million of Hillary's Twitter followers are fake
• Hillary stops at Ohio restaurant, no one notices
• Only the media are chasing the Scooby van
• Senate deal sets up Iran nuke vote
• NY Times: Republicans oppose Iran nuke deal because they're racists
• Atlanta teachers sentenced to up to 7 years in prison for cheating scandal
• Waiter gets fired over the way he described black customers on receipt
• Tapper to Rubio: You're the candidate of yesterday on gay marriage
• Judge heaps scorn on three-year-old racist
• Nearly a quarter of all teens go online 'almost constantly'
• TSA agents manipulated system to allow male agent to fondle attractive male passengers
• Times Square Cookie Monster accused of groping teen
• Cursed at Birth, The Unfortunate Name of the Day: Canadian basketball player Guy Fuck
• John Whitehead of the Rutherford Institute talks about his new book, Battlefield America

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 13, 2015

• Hillary's in, and no one's safe
• The everyday woman: Hillary hasn't driven a car in 20 years
• Debbie Whatshername Schultz backing away from 'war on women' theme
• Rubio: Hillary's so yesterday
• Sen. Corker tries to drum up support for his Iran bill, wouldn't sign Iran letter
• Iranian lawmakers demand 'fact sheet' on nuke deal
• Thousands march to protest global warming - In the snow
• Deportation of illegals plummets under Obama
• The exodus from high-tax states continues
• ISIS destroys ancient artifacts
• How we're picking up the slack for big corporations
• Ex-Duke lacrosse coach on the rush to judgement
• Woman pregnant with quadruplets - at 65!
• Florida man warned not to stalk squirrels
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of Day: Jed I. Knight
• Expert of the Day: Jason Russell from The Washington Examiner on the presidential candidates thus far

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 10, 2015

• Iran's ayatollah says Obama is lying about nuke deal
• Muslim accused of plotting to detonate bomb at military base
• Top 20% of earners pay 84% of income tax
• Feds open civil rights investigation into SC shooting
• SC investigators say cop shooting was suspicious before video emerged
• Family of Walter Scott tells Sharpton to stay away
• Boston Globe says Marathon bomber should not die
• California sheriff defies Gov. Brown on illegal immigration
• NRA revenue jumps 36%
• Pope urges quick action on climate change
• Climate fiction makes its way into college classrooms
• Column: Global warming didn't give Obama's daughter asthma
• 3 middle school boys in custody after guns and a 'device' found
• Investigation into beating of man on stolen horse
• Healthy eating may be the new eating disorder
• Transgender man still seen as woman by military
• Documentary shows cozy relationship between press and White House
• North Korean text book claims Kim Jong-un learned to drive at age 3
• Wiccan priestess delivers 'prayer' for Iowa state house
• Cursed at Birth, The Unfortunate Name of the Day: Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
• Expert of the Day: Curtis Dubay from the Heritage Foundation talks about tax reform

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 9, 2015

• Dash cam of traffic stop in North Charleston just before the fatal encounter
• Iran rejects nuke deal
• Israeli defense minister: Iran deal makes war more likely
• University of Michigan caves again, will show 'American Sniper'
• Polls show Hillary fatigue
• Gallup: Most Americans still unhappy with Obamacare
• Idiot congressman says conservatives responsible for shooting in North Charleston
• Net neutrality opens door to new Internet fees
• Secret Service manager put on leave during probe of alleged assault
• Gun industry sees unprecedented surge
• Army forced to pay damages for not allowing transgender to use women's bathroom
• White House now features gender-neutral bathroom
• Congress could force radio to pay artists, labels
• Obama: State has finished review on Cuba status on terror
• Obama aims to end gay conversion therapy
• Gordon College accuses gay activists of discriminating against Christian students
• Conflict over airline seat assignment and religion
• SWAT team called over shoplifter
• Cursed at Birth, The Unfortunate Name of the Day: Just engaged, Taranda Greene and Brandon Beene. She will be Taranda Greene Beene
• Expert of the Day: Brian Hughes from The Washington Examiner on Obama trying to convince the public that climate change is important

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 8, 2015

• Tsarnaev found guilty in Boston Marathon bombing
• North Charleston officer charged with murder for shooting suspect in the back
• How many cops helped the killer cover up his crime?
• NRA event in Nashville attracts record 13 presidential candidates
• Federal judge refuses to restart Obama's amnesty, says lawyers lied to him
• University of Michigan cancels 'American Sniper,' makes little weenies feel unsafe
• Are you kidding? Obama says daughter's asthma attack made climate change personal
• AT&T data breach, 280k customers exposed
• Government of Turkey OKs toilet paper use for Muslims
• Military moving communications back to Cold War bunker
• Oh, brother. Now calling Hillary 'Hillary' is sexist
• 'The Interview' DVD dropped over North Korea
• US bidnesses want more immigrant workers
• Duh! Too much time on Facebook can lead to depression
• Man to undergo world's first head transplant
• Woman charged with animal cruelty for killing boyfriend's goldfish with bleach
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Joel Burger and Ashley King to marry, paid for by Burger King, naturally
• Expert of the Day: Dan Kish, Sr. VP of Policy at the Institute for Energy Research about lifting the ban on oil exports

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 7, 2015

• Rand Paul makes it official
• YouTube pulls announcement video over copyright infringement
• Twitter explodes over 'Jew for Rand' Paul sign
• Rand's online store offers NSA blockers
• Some gays coming to the defense of Indiana's RFRA
• Explosion causes DC power outage
• Illegals surge across the border at highest rate since last summer
• Previously deported illegals can re-enter on your dime
• Texas moves to end in-state tuition for illegals
• More scientists believe salt not as bad for you as government says
• What happens when researchers post fake iPhone ads online from poor neighborhoods
• Man loses free lifetime buffet at casino, kills himself
• Mercedes will offer a pickup
• When is a word a slur?
• Cursed at Birth, The Unfortunate Name of the Day: Major Dickie Head

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 6, 2015

• UVA frat to sue Rolling Stone magazine; editor to take no action against reporter
• Jeb Bush listed himself as 'Hispanic' on voter registration app
• Rand Paul to announce for presidency: Watch his video
• California to fine heavy shower use
• Americans' anger over illegal immigration grows
• Harvard grad students start movement to unionize
• Plastic surgeon to the stars takes his own life, upset over Tina Fey making fun of him
• Mysterious black ring in the skies above Kazakstan
• The new band Phil was talking about: Chadwick Station
• The Phonics Game Phil was talking about: Only comes in VHS, unfortunately
• Scientists wary of robot lawnmowers
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Fanny Chmelar (pronounced Shmeller)
• Expert of the Day: Is the left about to destroy Sheriff Joe?

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 2, 2015

• 'Framework' for a final Iranian nuclear deal reached
• Shiite rebels take Yemen's presidential palace
• Obama is the new 'coyote'
• Owners of pizzeria in hiding after comments about gay wedding
• Yelp reviewers sounding off on pizzeria
• Fundraiser has raised over $150,000 for the owners
• Laughable: Salesforce CEO helping employees move out of Indiana if they feel 'oppressed'
• Global warming skeptics in Obama administration afraid to speak up
• Chris Christie pardons PA gun owner for carrying in NJ
• Yes, parenting does make a difference
• Woman attacks deputies with crucifix
• NBC News fooled by network's own show's stunt of nude man at Buckingham Palace
• Couple converts flatbed truck into 2-bedroom solar house
• Comcast leapfrogs Google Fiber
• Doctors find giant 'boiled egg' inside man's body
• Doctors tell Pizza Hut requiring sick notes is a waste of time
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Longest name in history
• Expert of the Day: Kathleen Hartnett White on why Obama's climate change policies could weaken our economy and military

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 1, 2015

• Arkansas guv asks legislature to make religious freedom law just like federal law
• Hillary says Arkansas guv should veto the same bill her husband signed
• North Carolina religious freedom law on hold
• DOJ won't charge Lois Lerner with contempt of Congress
• Senate investigating Obama administration's alleged retaliation against DHS employees
• Hypersensitive? Duke officials call noose hung outside building 'act of intimidation'
• Just as was predicted in An Inconsistent Truth: CA getting second-hand smog from China
• People freaking out about military training exercise called Jade Helm
• One conspiracy site's theory about FEMA Death Domes
• Video shows final moments inside Germanwings jet
• Ted Cruz jumps to second place in new poll
• Monica Lewinsky tapped to breathe new life into 'The View'
• Rasmussen: People ain't buying 'Monica the Victim'
• Major cheating scandal in Atlanta schools
• Heart recipient dies in police chase crash
• Intelligent life out there? Strange radio bursts from space
• Thieves in Chicago set up fake road blocks to trap motorists
• Eastwood to direct film about Richard Jewell and 1996 Atlanta Olympic bombing
• China building 'great wall of sand' in contested waters of South China Sea
• Madame Tussauds hires 'tissue attendants' for distraught One Direction fans
• Top April Fools Day pranks from around the web
• Celebrity April Fools Day pranks
• Join us for a night with Phil Valentine, Ted Nugent, Brad Thor and others
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: The assistant to the registrar at Piedmont College - Gay Neighbors