Daily Show Prep - Friday February 27, 2015

• Let the caving begin: GOP goes along with short-term amnesty bill
• FCC hiding the rules on net neutrality
• IRS watchdog reveals Lois Lerner e-mails now subject to criminal probe
• First photo of 'Jihadi John'
• The U.S. imported the three NY terrorist suspects
• Obama tells GOP to go ahead and vote on whether what he's doing is legal and he'll veto it
• Leonard Nimoy dead at 83
• Supreme Court ruling could increase Obamacare premiums by 700 percent
• Snow for all 50 states forecast for next 7 days
• Global warming DOA
• Al Roker wishes term 'global warming' had never been used
• SGA rep ousted for tweet opposing in-state tuition for illegals
• Missouri man kills 7 before killing himself
• Holder says his critics are driven by race
• Robert De Niro hit with $6.4 million tax bill
• What color is this dress?
• What the designer says about the dress
• Expert of the Day: Rich Noyes on ABC, NBC ignoring foreign donations to Clinton Foundation

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 26, 2015

• FCC approves net neutrality
• TSA issues secret warning of catastrophic threat
• 'Jihadi John' identified
• Labor Secretary: You shouldn't have to win the 'boss lottery'
• Dem congressman: We need food stamps because of our 'policy' of imprisoning black men
• Obama to ban bullets through executive action
• Scott Walker bashes media for 'baiting' conservatives
• Illegals could get more than 35k in tax benefits in first year
• Treasury makes $3 billion in Obamacare payments not authorized by Congress
• Protestants no longer a majority in America
• Boehner tells members to stop taking selfies on the House floor
• Climate hysterics try to explain the 'pause' in global warming
• Police arrest woman for punching boyfriend in the nuts
• You think that's bad, TV host wakes up without any after making out with hot blond
• Catwoman comes out as bisexual

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 25, 2015

• Kerry admits U.S. is aware of illicit Iranian nuclear facility
• White House coins new term for illegals
• Father of black teen murdered by illegal asks, "Do black lives really matter?"
• Three New Yorkers arrested for trying to join ISIS
• FCC chair refuses to testify before Congress on net neutrality
• Soros pushing hard for net neutrality
• Scientist says he's debunked greenhouse gas theory
• 43 percent of this city's homeless had at least 20 grand in the bank
• Anvil Joe calls for 'emancipation' of wealth
• Hollywood studios 96 percent white, 71 percent male
• The New York party scene fun-blockers
• Muslim group thinks state rep's Facebook post is racist
• Can you really be allergic to the cold?
• NYC police commish says police to blame for worst part of black history
• BSNBC host says she hopes Trayvon Martin "whooped the s@*! out of George Zimmerman"
• Kidnappers demand $300,000 for American missionary 
• Hazelnut spread jar blamed for UK house fire
• 6 YouTubers making more money than you
• Georgia delays execution because of winter storm
• James Cameron to launch nation's first vegan elementary school
• Switched at birth but mom's love endures
• California introduces condom machines in prison
• What the minimum wage would be if adjusted for inflation
• Expert of the Day: Patrick Hedger from American Encore on Obama's veto of Keystone

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 24, 2015

• Obama vetoes Keystone pipeline
• Buffett's railroad big winner in Obama veto
• UN climate head resigns over harassment allegations
• UN IPCC chair says global warming 'is my religion'
• Another lame excuse for why it's so darn cold
• Fed chair 'strongly opposes' auditing the Fed
• Eric Garner's daughter says Sharpton's just in it for the money
• Net Neutrality vote coming on Thursday
• Mysterious drones flying over Paris
• Mall of America doubles down on gun ban
• Gmail bug sends e-mails to wrong person
• U of Texas poll shows Walker tied with Cruz in Texas
• ESPN suspends Keith Olbermann over tweet
• NBC Nightly News ratings up post-Brian Williams
• Ashley Judd for governor?
• Fluoride in water linked to weight gain, depression
• Trailer trash: Mom sends bruised kid to school with "Good woopin'" t-shirt
• Black parents give birth to white baby
• Sen. Wyden accidentally crashes Republican lunch
• 3-D printing puts faces in pancakes
• Expert of the Day: The ISIS threat to Mall of America

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 23, 2015

• DHS says there's 'no credible plot' involving Mall of America
• Why are girls flocking to ISIS?
• Congress to Obama: We are funding Qatar's aid to ISIS
• Virginia imam works to counter ISIS message
• Phil's song parody 'My Sharia Law'
• Obama names first international envoy for gay rights
• Oscars punctuated by politics
• Read Phil's take on the Oscars
• Oscar statuette is actually a knight gripping a crusader's sword
• TX Gov. Abbott: We've had over 20,000 illegals cross the border this year
• Snow on the ground in 48 states, records broken
• Clergy pray for no more snow in Boston
• Comcast, Sharpton hit with $20 billion racial discrimination lawsuit
• Cruz: Loretta Lynch would be worse than Holder
• Second amendment dinner with Ted Nugent, Brad Thor, Phil Valentine and others
• Patricia Arquette calls for equal pay for women during Oscar speech
• Hillary paid women 72 cents to each dollar paid to men
• Obama's regs will slow the Internet to European speeds
• Farrakhan: Giuliani grew up 'privileged cracker devil'
• Boy who wants to be a girl tries to stop Georgia's conversion therapy
• Phil's song parody 'Imagine'
• You have to laugh: ISIS threatens to throw gays from 'leaning tower of pizza' - uh, it's Pisa
• Pharmacist shoots gun-wielding robber
• Regular trips to the sauna could save your life
• The Secret Handshake: The new Phil's in this spring
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Jeffrey Singer says electronic health records harm patients

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 20, 2015

• All-time record lows set, but it's still global warm.., uh climate change
• Republicans to investigate temperature tampering at NASA
• UN top climate official investigated for sexual harassment
• Three London teens traveling to Syria to join ISIS
• More Obamacare mess: HHS screwed up 800,000 tax forms
• Hawking: Aggression could destroy us
• Obama takes credit for low gas prices...again
• Ron Paul predicts states will stop listening to the federal government
• Coke-snorting Oscar statuette appears on Hollywood Blvd.
• Rudy doubles down on Obama comment
• Frat sues college after being forced to accept women
• Pope compares transgender people to nuclear weapons
• Check out Kim Jong-Un's new hairstyle
• Expert of the Day: Larry Pratt from Gun Owners of America

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 19, 2015

• UK sends warplanes to intercept Russian bombers
• White House summit on violent extremism opens with Muslim prayer, no other religions represented
• FCC may outlaw streaming music to your phone
• Brian Williams resigns from Medal of Honor Foundation
• Ex-CIA director says Obama 'looks scared' to call terrorists Islamic
• Lenovo slipped 'Superfish' malware into its laptops
• Giuliani: Obama 'doesn't love America'
• New York Fashion Week remains 'stubbornly white'
• Apple faces lawsuit over auto poaching
• Rep. Honda of California proud of his transgender grandchild
• Gay senator's straight aide threatens discrimination lawsuit
• WashPo's Oscar picks
• Court allows woman to sue herself over wrongful death of her husband
• Customer head-butts Walmart employee over customer service
• Nurse kills 30 patients with overdose just so he could practice resuscitation
• Frost Quakes responsible for strange noises during cold
• Expert of the Day: Mark Meckler on the Convention of States movement
• Phil's song parody: 'Loves Me Like Barack'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 18, 2015

• Is Obama letting ISIS into the U.S.?
• Egypt calls for international coalition to fight ISIS
• Obama tries to split religion from terrorism at summit
• Woman loses health insurance three times under Obamacare
• Ted Cruz: White House is 'counterfeiting immigration documents'
• Mexico condemns judge's ruling halting Obama's amnesty
• Rep. Gutierrez predicts unprecedented 'militancy' among illegals after amnesty injunction
• 30% of millennials still living with parents
• Vassar professor wants to cancel the Olympics forever because they destroy the environment
• Brutally honest Oscar voter: Selma had 'no art to it'
• Canada calls greenies 'security threat'
• Some candy bars are going all natural
• WashPo: What life is like after a 25-cents-an-hour raise
• Road salt: Winter's $2.3 billion game changer
• Ultimate political correctness: Student banned from parts of campus for resembling classmate's rapist
• Man fakes his own kidnapping, ransom set at $450
• Expert of the Day: Patrick Hedger from American Encore talks about the GOP's budget

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 17, 2015

• Federal judge halts Obama's illegal amnesty
• DHS officially shuts down amnesty plan
• Judge Napolitano says ruling could delay amnesty forever
• Rep. Gutierrez: 'We will not be deterred'
• LA Times hires openly illegal alien
• ISIS burns to death 45 in Iraqi town 5 miles from American troops
• One of the ISIS executioners could be an American or once lived in America
• BSNBC's Chris Hayes: Global warming is the 'single most important thing we face'
• Weakest solar cycle in more than a century, temperatures lower as a result
• Bill Nye tells BSNBC to say 'climate change' when it's cold
• Taliban kill 20 Afghan police officers
• State Department spokesman says 'we cannot kill our way to victory'
• Italy fears ISIS invasion from Libya
• Scott Walker emerging as main challenger to Jeb Bush
• French Muslims defend attacks on deli, newspaper
• Drinking too much water causes sleep disorders, excessive sweating
• Decaf, please: Man sets himself on fire at Starbucks
• Scientists warn of a 'deaf generation'
• The secret to long life according to Europe's oldest woman? Stay single
• Anvil Joe at it again

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 16, 2015

• ISIS beheads 21 Christians
• Egypt pounds ISIS in Libya
• Dems want Obamacare reprieve for people facing tax penalties
• Like Obamacare? You'll love Obamanet
• Union slow-down at West Coast ports could affect car market
• Police say they lack evidence of religious motivation in Chapel Hill Muslim killing
• CIA bought and destroyed Iraqi weapons of mass destruction
• Stronger pot causes one in four cases of psychosis
• NY cigarette smuggling up 62 percent since 2006
• Self-driving car outperforms professional driver for first time
• Congressman flirts with C-SPAN
• Rolling Stone ranks SNL cast members
• ATF proposes AR-15 ammo ban
• Man faces 10 years for possession of antique gun
• Jack White fed up with media over contract rider
• Italian doctor pretended to be paraplegic to get 1.2 million euro payout
• Roll your eyes: Penguins can only taste salty and sour and climate change is to blame
• Washington Monument 10 inches shorter

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 13, 2015

• Obama loophole may allow illegals to vote
• Immigration pray-ins on Capitol Hill
• Slate: Inaction on global warming leading cause of death
• Feds buying million dollar 'green buses'
• Proponents push for net neutrality, one way or another
• Central banks are hoarding gold
• Boy gets 60 lashes for calling ISIS the wrong name
• Obama threatens to veto bill making charitable deductions permanent
• Another Brian Williams whopper
• Montage of politicians and Brian Williams lying
• Oregon governor in green energy scandal
• Alexander focused on rewriting No Child Left Behind law
• Too cold to protest global warming at Yale
• Muhammad art contest to be held in Texas
• Ginsburg comes clean: She was wasted at SOTU speech
• LA Times compares Fifty Shades of Grey to Koch brothers
• Art world freaks after a Hitler sells for three times a Picasso
• Woman burns her kids to death, calls father to let him hear them scream
• Expert of the Day: Amber Smith, former U.S. Army helicopter pilot on Obama's war against ISIS

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 12, 2015

• Obama will wage a constrained war against ISIS
• IRS to give refunds to illegals who didn't pay taxes
• Just 17% of black teens live with parents
• Libs make big deal about Gov. Scott Walker's lack of a college degree
• Federal judge in Alabama orders Mobile to start issuing marriage licenses to gays
• Solar energy subsides cost taxpayers $39 billion per year
• Dashcam video of police chase with Chris Kyle's killer
• Anvil Joe gives shout-out to 'old butt buddy'
• Military approves hormone treatment for Bradley Manning
• CBS reporter Bob Simon killed in car crash
• Tom Brokaw reportedly warned NBC about Brian Williams' stories
• Non-offensive themed college parties are offensive
• Idiots on social media blame Chapel Hill murder of Muslims on American Sniper
• Vince Vaughn talks libertarianism with Playboy
• 70% of men aged 20-34 are not married
• Southern Poverty Law Center takes Ben Carson off extremist watch list, apologizes
• Kayla Mueller was working with the terrorists
• Hospitals cut costs with 'creepy' robots
• Pierce Brosnan's Malibu home damaged by fire
• Study confirms it: Men really do eat faster than women
• Baseball team has Brian Williams Pants on Fire night
• Expert of the Day: John Casey, author of Dark Winter: How the Sun is Causing a 30-year Cold Spell

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 11, 2015

• FAQ on Obama's Authorization for the Use of Military Force
• Killer of 3 Muslims in Chapel Hill, NC is a big lib
• More global warming? Coldest air of the year to hit central, eastern U.S.
• Black 'Radical Brownies' troop selling social justice instead of cookies
• Black teen kills white classmate, takes selfie. Where's the media outcry?
• Elizabeth Warren leads Hillary in Iowa and New Hampshire
• Puerto Rico considers fining parents of fat kids
• Inside the mind of a liberal propagandist
• Tesla losses widen
• IRS apologizes for seizing bank accounts of small businesses
• Japanese revolutionaries target Valentine's Day, 'oppressive chocolate capitalists'
• Sex toy injuries skyrocket after release of Fifty Shades of Grey
• PA middle school students given Fifty Shades of Grey puzzles
• Indonesia to introduce virginity test for girls to graduate from high school
• Kanye West to record with Taylor Swift

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 10, 2015

• Whooping cough surges back, media incurious as to why
• GOP FCC commissioner on net neutrality: 'It is worse than I had imagined'
• Big Surprise. Obama administration stonewalling FOIA requests for IRS scandal
• They still don't get it. CNBC says Oil layoffs could come back to haunt the industry
• Halliburton cutting as much as 8 percent of its workforce due to oil glut
• Scott Walker and the illegal immigration issue
• White House says terrorist attack on Jewish deli in Paris was 'random'
• US brags to UN: We have 46.5 million on food stamps
• CT trying to get super-rich to stay. Well, then lower their taxes!
• First casualty of Seattle's $15 minimum wage
• Staples cracking down on worker hours because of Obamacare
• All-women Bryn Mawr College to accept people who 'identify' as women
• Charged as a man, convicted as a woman
• Twitter's CFO's Twitter account hacked
• Some Facebook users don't realize they're on the Internet
• 75-year-old tackles shoplifting suspect
• PA town packs heat and wants visitors to know it
• Woman accused of smuggling pot into jail in 4-year-old's pants
• Miley Cyrus getting into porn

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 9, 2015

• Alabama caves to federal judge, allows gay marriage
• Judge Roy Moore goes off on feds
• University of Michigan spends $16k on campaign telling students what not to say
• Global temp fiddling biggest science scandal ever
• Most snow ever on record in Boston
• Why are gas prices going back up?
• ISIS terrorist released from Gitmo killed by U.S. drone
• Chris Kyle's killer goes on trial
• University of California student government votes to divest from America
• California opens another Obama-backed solar plant
• Low income Obamacare recipients in for rude awakening on Tax Day
• School worksheet tells students GOP thinks helping poor is a waste of money
• PA switches courses on Medicaid
• Nuke plants face EMP disaster, feds scramble
• Legal pot is killing drug cartels
• WashPo: Why politicians need to stop using meaningless phrase 'middle class'
• Janitor leaves library $8 million
• NFL hires its first chief health and medical advisor
• George Will calls Scott Walker 'a true Reaganite'
• Obama sets up snitch line for illegals to complain about treatment
• Doctor says she went to heaven in near death experience

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 6, 2015

• ISIS claims U.S. hostage killed by Jordanian airstrike
• Now Brian Williams' Katrina claims come under scrutiny
• Williams claims he saved puppies from burning building
• NBC News has set up a Brian Williams truth squad
• Brokaw, Rather split on Brian Williams
• This is the texting service illegals use to avoid the police
• NJ student wins court case to keep 'under God' in pledge
• 64% of reporters say feds are spying on them
• 6-year-old kidnapped, terrorized to 'teach him a lesson'
• Lowering student debt is costing taxpayers billions of dollars
• Scientists: Underground volcanoes may be contributing to climate change
• 60 Minutes' Steve Kroft's co-workers 'creeped out' over lurid texts sent to his mistress
• Father refuses to give up baby with Down syndrome, wife leaves him
• The latest craze? Chocolate snorting
• Hard to understand, Pentagon spent $500,000 on Viagra last year
• Tribe fighting Redskins names casino after author who campaigned for indian genocide
• Study: Meditation could slow aging of brain
• Harvard bans sex between professors and undergrads
• College students getting fake IDs from China
• Man says witches instructed him to cut off his pee-pee
• Five dumbest tweets of the week
• Man steals purse from elderly woman hit by a truck
• Man buys watch at Goodwill for $6, it's worth $35,000
• 'Possessed' driver steals police cruiser, taunts cops over the radio
• An Inconsistent Truth begins airing on NewsmaxTV tonight at 9pm ET. Click here to see all the ways you can watch it.

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 5, 2015

• France, Germany and Russia huddle to avert 'total war'
• Dems block funding for DHS. Where are the mainstream media?
• Is there a link between vaccinations and autism? Autism rate by state
• The Dalai Lama and the Dalai Bama
• Rand Paul comes out swinging against Lynch nomination
• Columbia U requiring students to take sex respect course
• Amy Pascal stepping down as Sony CEO
• Sen. Alexander floats blueprint to increase nuclear power production
• Is it a cure? Scientists find way to 'jam' genetic code of cold virus
• Pope: Parents can smack their kids for bad behavior
• Plurality of Americans are happy with current job
• Man with 'Joker' mouth robs Walmart
• Woman finds tongue-eating creature in can of tuna
• Bloomberg Business fails to disclose environmental writer's ties to Greenpeace
• Anonymous diner apologizes 13 years after paying for pizza with bad check
• US Copyright office endorses performance royalty for radio
• Man chops off nose to look like Marvel Comic villain
• Gary Glitter convicted of child molestation, likely to die in prison
• Elvis' granddaughter weds
• More happy tweets come from South and West
• NY Times urges Harper Lee not to publish second 'Mockingbird' book
• Phil's movie, An Inconsistent Truth, coming to cable and satellite tomorrow!

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 4, 2015

• Jordan strikes back by executing ISIS prisoners
• FCC Chairman begins push this week for net neutrality
• IRS offers extra tax refunds to illegals
• Obama predicted a million electric cars on the road by 2015, missed it by 72%
• Kiss of death: Dick Morris says Scott Walker could win
• Just what we've been telling you: Activists claim birth control key to stopping global warming
• Pentagon study says Putin has Asperger's syndrome
• Argentine president mocks Chinese accent in tweet, media calls it racist
• Fox Bidness: Fixing McDonald's ain't rocket science
• Washington State bill bans dolphins, whales as entertainment
• Another hysterical article on Iceland: 'It's literally popping off the planet'
• Teacher attacks 1st-grader for having too much food at lunch
• Cal State LA cancels 'Sex Toys R Us' event amid parent outcry
• Man killed 5 small alligators to make gator tail dinner for Super Bowl
• NBC's Brian Williams says he 'misremembered' being in a helicopter hit by RPG
• Bruce Jenner's family supports his decision to become a woman
• Jean Claude Van Damme is ready for Hillary
• Republicans courting Pitbull. Not a pitbull, the Pitbull
• Coke is getting into the high-end milk business
• 5K Run: Help Room in the Inn minister to the homeless

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 3, 2015

• ISIS burns Jordanian pilot to death
• The horrific failure of Jordan's prisoner swap
• Obama's budget makes 'Solyndra' tax credit permanent, funds universal preschool
• Gallup CEO: 5.6% unemployment is a lie
• Obama wants to build a space fence but not a border fence
• Sen. Sessions calls for investigation of 'shadow' work authorization system
• Huckabee threatens to leave the Republican Party
• 'Yes means yes' laws spreading across the Northeast
• Rep. Brooks connects the dots between measles and illegals
• Rep. Alcee Hastings says Texas is 'crazy'
• Fight brewing between Google and Uber
• Radio Shack is quittin' the bidness but one commentator says that could be good
• NY AG targets supplements at large retailers
• Christian bakers face government wrath for refusing to bake cake for gay wedding
• Author of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' will publish second book in July

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 2, 2015

• Obama's $4 trillion budget would triple interest on debt within 10 years
• Voters prefer budget with spending cuts, no new taxes
• What has Uncle Phil been telling you? OPEC: Oil could drop to $30-a-barrel
• Former oil exec says oil prices will double this year
• Look for the gas price calculator on our Odds & Ends page
• Measles outbreak raises debate over vaccines
• Gov. Christie says parents should have some say-so in vaccinations
• Scott Walker surges in Iowa poll
• Please run, Pataki. We need more moderates in the race
• 5.5 million work permits to foreign nationals since 2009, nearly a million to illegals
• The three worst Super Bowl ads
• An investigation into the Super Bowl sharks as one seemed to do his own thing
• America's healthiest cities? Only one criterion of the three has anything to do with whether or not people are healthy
• How Google Fiber could impact the net neutrality debate
• Another crazy case of squatters being allowed to stay in someone's house
• Daily Kos: Americans are enslaved by the wealthy
• Father kills 7 ISIS soldiers in revenge for his executed son
• Half of ISIS top commanders believed to be dead
• Iranians respond the Charlie Hebdo with Holocaust denial cartoon contest
• SC schools partially lift ban on junk food
• Baker claimed Christian activist wanted her to make a cake with 'God hates fags' but that's not the real story
• Boy suspended for telling classmate he could make him 'disappear' with Lord of the Rings ring
• PETA puts NBC Today on notice over puppy mascot
• California trying to force pro teams to treat cheerleaders as employees
• Wisconsin Treasurer wants to cut needless workers, starting with himself
• Journalist who writes about climate change labeled 'denier,' kids urged to kill him
• Australian man accused of stalking blames Bollywood, case dismissed
• Toddler shoots both parents with mom's gun, parents survive
• Self-styled 'seer' faces murder trial for death he foretold
• Fargo Zamboni driver arrested for DUI . . . on a Zamboni
• Woman buys gun after her dad was robbed, uses it to thwart pizza parlor robbery
• Wonder why your ad blocker doesn't always work? Here's why
• The Astragalus root for sinuses Phil was talking about