Daily Show Prep - Friday April 29, 2016

• Anti-Trumpys riot at Trump event
• Hundreds wave Mexican flags
• Protestors follow Trump to state convention
• Cruz calls out Trump protesters
• Pro-Trump groups plan forceful presence in Cleveland
• Trump honors families of those killed by illegals
• Satanists mad at Boehner for calling Cruz Lucifer
• Obama weighing 'under-the-radar alternatives' for Syrian refugees 
• Obama moves on smart guns
• North Korea jails another U.S. citizen
• Prince's death is now a criminal probe
• US Zika cases top 400
• Pentagon tells Gowdy to back off on Benghazi
• Bill Nye the Science Guy wants viewers to shun new anti-global warming movie
• Another government agency caught fudging data
• Will Ferrell pulls out of Reagan Alzheimer's 'comedy'
• Australian government blocks land sale to China
• California lawmakers reject John Wayne Day over racism concerns
• The Taliban doesn't like McDonald's
• Woman wants all the perks of maternity leave without having kids
• Men pay women wrestlers to beat them up

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 28, 2016

• Business investment weakest since the Great Depression
• Obama the first president ever to not see 3% GDP growth
• Trump only needs 43% of remaining delegates to clinch nomination
• Rasmussen: Trump, Hillary tied at 38%
• Boehner: Cruz is 'Lucifer in the flesh'
• Man in animal suit shot by police at Baltimore TV station
• ICE released nearly 20,000 criminal illegals in 2015, hundreds of murderers, rapists
• House panel blocks effort to put illegals in military
• ISIS stops drones from spying by covering streets in sheets
• Turkish journalists jailed for publishing cartoon of Mohammed
• China continues U.S. shopping spree, buys Radisson
• General says we should never send Americans into a fair fight
• This is how socialism ends: Venezuela runs out of money to print new money
• Curt Schilling: ESPN biased against conservatives
• More political correctness at Mizzou
• Michael Reagan bashes Will Ferrell's Ronald Reagan dementia 'comedy'
• Top LA vegan restaurant owners getting death threats for slaughtering animals
• Kazakhstan women post semi-nude photos to protest sexist attitudes
• Movie coming out about Obamas' first date

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 27, 2016

• Trump passes Romney vote total, on his way to GOP record
• Florida guv Rick Scott calls on 'Never Trump' movement to disband
• Cruz is mathematically eliminated from nomination on first vote
• Yet he picks Carly Fiorina as his VP
• Cruz refers to basketball hoop as a ring
• Trump delivers foreign policy speech
• Despite promise, Obama administration still fails to screen Syrian refugees' social media
• Former House speaker sentenced to prison for child molester hush money
• Student group sues NC State over free speech permits
• Can't always buy a political seat: Man spends $12 million for congressional seat and loses
• Critics say Obama's Clean Power Plan would increase 'energy poverty'
• Venezuela goes to two-day work week
• Denmark ethics council calls for meat tax to fight global warming
• Body found at Apple's HQ
• NLRB files unfair labor practice complaint against VW
• Study shows Michelle Obama's anti-obesity campaign is a failure
• Riot control robot unveiled in China
• Former Chinese prisoner, Harry Wu, dead at 79
• Italian court orders father to pay for upkeep of 28-year-old son
• Migrant pleads guilty in Austrian court to raping 10-year-old boy, says it was 'sexual emergency'
• Scientists claim sugar can cause brain damage
• JetBlue pilot busted for flying drunk
• One minute of strenuous exercise could equal 45 minutes of moderate exercise
• Expert of the Day: Gerard Lameiro on who gets the unpledged GOP delegates

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 26, 2016

• NBC Poll: Trump hits 50% for first time
• Polls predict yuge night for Trump tonight
• Trump urges BernMe to run as independent
• Celebrities vow to leave if Trump wins WH: 'Now I have to get elected'
• KKK claims $20k in Hillary donations
• Cartels in Mexico help terrorists get into U.S.
• 500,000 boycott Target over bathroom policy
• Immigrants replacing American truckers
• One in four would date a robot
• April snow in New England
• Revenge porn is booming
• College taking down wind turbines that cost more than they saved
• Burglar sues homeowner who shot him
• Scientist: Creative people might secretly be psychopaths
• Expert of the Day: Steve Hilton, author of More Human: Designing a World Where People Come First

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 25, 2016

• Trump up big heading into Tuesday
• Poll: Trump and Hillary in dead heat
• Bobby Knight to join Trump at Indiana rally
• Cruz: Trump can dress up as Hillary but still can't use the ladies' room
• Cruz and Kasich team up
• Daily Caller: Cruz and Kasich too disorganized to stop Trump
• Cruz vetting Fiorina for VP
• NASA tampered with temp data, now tampering with sea level data
• Is Amazon's same-day service racist?
• Man arrested for videoing another man at Walmart restroom
• Florida man puts Target's transgender bathroom to the test
• Paper: Overstimulation leading to boredom
• Mizzou professor says she was fired because she's white
• Oh, brother: OKU Student government says 'Sooner' is offensive
• Student finds image of gun shooting flower 'triggering'

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 22, 2016

• ISIS reveals plan to enter U.S. through Mexico
• Conservatives push Paul Rino on welfare reform, ending Obamacare
• Prince OD'd days before death
• Had 2,000 unreleased tracks
• London mayor rips Obama over dislike of Brit rule
• 20% of families have no one working
• Weather Channel Founder: The basic science of climate change has failed
• Seven Earth Day predictions that were spectacularly wrong
• More lessons on socialism: 40 days of blackouts in Venezuela
• Secret Hollywood conservative society is shutting down
• Va. guv gives 200,000+ felons the vote
• NC Lt. Guv on bathroom law: We're protecting women, children from predators
• At least 8 dead in execution-style killing
• Only 64% of Americans identify Jackson on the $20 bill
• Wives less stressed after husbands kick the bucket
• Russian tennis player disqualified for 'racist' comment
• White Trash: Two women leave a 13-month-old kid in a hot car while Mama dances naked

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 21, 2016

• Prince is dead
• Wolf Blitzer gets Prince confused with Jimi Hendrix
• Cruz, Trump spar over transgender bathroom law
• ESPN fires Curt Schilling over transgender bathroom posts
• Flashback: Man arrested in women's room at Walmart
• If there really is manmade global warming, Americans like it
• Obama to change $5 and $10 bills
• Tragic: Man beat to death while bystanders stood by and watched
• Basketball prospect turns out to be 30-year-old illegal
• Rogue Mexican marine hunts down drug lords and humiliates them
• Man arrested for putting soft drink in water cup at McDonald's
• Sports reporter challenges any WNBA player to one-on-one game
• Expert of the Day: Craig Shirley comparing and contrasting today to 1980

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 20, 2016

• GOP elite whisper Trump may get nomination without reaching magic number
• Here's the latest delegate count
• Why Democrats are becoming the party of the 1 percent
• Methodist bishop testifies as to why she harbors illegal aliens
• Workers charged in Flint water crisis
• TN senate passes campus carry bill, professors vow to quit
• Target allows customers to use bathroom that matches gender identity
• Harriet Tubman replacing Jackson on the $20 bill
• National Review: Don't weep for Andrew Jackson
• Saudi Arabia takes out $10 billion in bank loans
• Fresh evidence links Saudi government to 9/11
• News sites start charging readers to comment
• MLB great Curt Schilling deletes meme about transgender bathrooms
• Georgia man loses job with state over his religious beliefs
• John Stossel has lung cancer, writes op/ed on lousy hospital service
• Parents blast council that asks kids as young as 4 to pick 'sex they identify with'
• New research shows 'lonely' is the new 'smoking'
• First-graders arrested for not stopping fight off campus
• Warning - This is a conspiracy theory website and NOT credible. For entertainment purposes only: Claim that Hillary murdered JFK, Jr.
• Gallery sues city over fine for displaying artwork with nude butt
• Surprising injuries inflicted by your smartphone
• Religious group sues San Fransisco over 'open-air urinal'
• Man catches 400-pound fish with a wrench
• Juicing may not help with toxins
• Expert of the Day: Akash Chougule on wasteful government spending

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 19, 2016

• 54,000 Brooklyn voters vanish before primary day
• Fight over delegates escalates
• Giuliani says GOP needs to change rules to give Trump nomination if he comes close
• Some Missouri Republicans calling foul over delegate selection process
• Trump jet not registered to fly with FAA
• Another major exit from Obamacare
• Court overturns Va. schools transgender bathroom ban
• Video: This is what happens when a guy dresses as a girl and goes into the ladies' room
• Charlie Daniels vows to play in states with transgender bathroom laws
• Whole Foods turns tables on gay pastor who claimed he got offensive cake
• Climate hysterics claim their models are wrong because of climate change
• Oil spikes amid Kuwaiti strike
• Prediction: Phones to replace cash by 2025
• White privilege conferees decide conference is too white
• San Fran Nan's husband invested in solar weeks before lucrative expansion
• Dreamer Streamer kids placed with illegal adults
• Cuba officials call Obama visit an 'attack,' Raul calls U.S. the 'enemy'
• TN college freaks out over colorful nooses, ends up being art project
• 1 dead, 4 wounded at rap videotaping
• Navy scraps mailer over accusations of sexism
• British press threatened with jail if they report on Elton John's husband's affair
• Rich Noyes from MRC on media time for the GOP candidates
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from Red Alert Politics on why he voted for Trump

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 18, 2016

• Video: Where do your tax dollars go?
• Told ya: Nearly half pay no income tax
• Bernie only pays 13% income tax
• Story from a week ago: NJ man could create huge tax hole in NJ by moving to FL
• Cruz claims 'landslides' in voterless elections
• Video: Fight erupts over potential GOP rule change
• Jerry Brown signs bill that could let illegals vote
• SCOTUS seems to be split on Obama's use of executive power regarding immigration
• Sen. Mike Lee: Hopeful on SCOTUS ruling on illegal immigrants, no one is above the law
• Cirque du Soleil cancels all shows in North Carolina
• Duke U. comes out against bathroom bill
• SC sheriff warns men using women's room: 'I'm going to whip your tail if you go in there with my wife'
• Idiot celebrities mistakenly register for anti-gay political party
• This is what socialism looks like: Venezuela crashing and burning
• Man beheads his wife, flushes it down the toilet
• Phil Valentine launches boat restoration blog
• Expert of the Day: Kevin Ring on the vacancy left by Scalia on the Supreme Court

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 15, 2016

• The conflict in Colorado continues
• Louisiana delegates say rumors they back Cruz untrue
• Kasich gives female student advice on rape: Don't go to parties that serve alcohol
• Sharon Stone rips BernMe: 'How much acid has this guy taken?'
• Top 1% in CA pay nearly half the taxes!
• Teachers flock to white privilege conference
• 'Nashville' star says she won't feel comfortable acting in TN if bathroom bill passes
• NBA keeping the All-Star game in NC
• Judge: Sandy Hook lawsuit against Remington can move forward
• Social justice idiots erect mock wall at an Ohio university
• MN mosque producing radical terrorists
• Insurers warn losses from Obamacare are unsustainable
• Army approves first women officers for combat jobs
• Hiking the minimum wage to $15 kills jobs
• Keith Richards reveals he's a cross-dresser
• Keurig under fire for not being green
• Nashville to force homeless out of illegal encampment
• GOP officials call for vote on Texas secession
• Unbelievable: Merkel allows prosecution of comic who made fun of Turkish president
• Growing consensus that pot causes psychotic disorders
• Smart mattress lets you know if your partner is cheating
• Expert of the Day: Howard Blum on the real-life female spy, Betty Pack, in The Last Goodnight

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 14, 2016

• Trump continues to beat the Colorado drum
• Colorado GOP chairman claims he's getting death threats
• Tulane U.: Now a wall is racist
• Business Insider: GOP nominating process is a scam
• Anti-Trump protesters arrested
• Trump's favorite Bible verse? Eye for an eye.
• Rove warms to Trump
• Trump campaign manager will not be prosecuted
• Reporter considers defamation lawsuit
• Illegals being deported on private jets, costing $300,000 per day
• Sen. Sessions fumes over blocking of his immigration amendment
• Hmmm. LA unions call for exemption to $15-per-hour wage they fought for
• GOP strategists eye Tim Tebow for open congressional seat
• Huckabee and O'Malley might start a band
• Many U.S. corporations paid no income tax
• Sharpton tells Megyn Kelly to 'calm down'
• Antibiotic resistance 'could become bigger threat to mankind than cancer'
• Shoe company: Obama Administration pressured us to stay quiet on TPP
• Roman politician proposes unleashing cats on city's rat problem
• Man shoots himself in the hand trying to get laser sight to work
• Four men assaulted 9-year-old while mom smoked meth
• TN guv vetoes bill that would make Bible the state book
• Expert of the Day: Robert Tracinski of The Federalist says Trump is like an Ayn Rand villain

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 13, 2106

• RNC member predicts Trump will win if he reaches 1,100 delegates
• Megyn Kelly seen entering Trump Tower incognito
• Video: Colorado's delegates were decided in 10 seconds
• An explanation of how the Colorado process works
• Dems call for 'National Day of Reason'
• 'Affluenza' teen gets two years in jail
• One U.S. territory taxing guns $1,000
• Cruz, Lee attempt to kill Obama's anti-gun program
• Company moving out of SC in front of their own bathroom bill
• Study: Half the people could be carrying the 'gay gene'
• Get Phil's novel about the gay gene, The God Players
• Sprint pulls 'ghetto' ad amid backlash
• Police find pot hidden inside a Wendy's Baconator
• NJ Dems push pot for menstrual cramps
• Expert of the Day: Diane Katz on the Iran-Boeing deal

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 12, 2016

• What? Only 3 airports actually screen their employees each day
• GOP braces for rules fight
• Paul Rino says he won't accept GOP nomination
• Voters split between Hillary and Trump in hypothetical
• Trump 'spills the beans' on potential VP choices
• An open letter to Bruce Springsteen
• Jimmy Buffett, John Grisham condemn MS and NC laws
• Deutsche Bank cancels expansion in NC over bathroom bill
• NC guv amends bathroom bill
• Battle over 6-year-old girl seized from foster care because she's Indian rages on
• Japan's ugly end game
• Palin to take on Bill Nye the Science guy in debate over global warming
• Student beat for being white
• Did Led Zeppelin steal 'Stairway to Heaven'
• Study: Prescription placebo can cure common ailments
• Could eating raw steak lead to road rage?
• Author Larry Taunton: 'The Faith of Christopher Hitchens'
• Expert of the Day: Steve Moore on the lunacy of the left

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 11, 2016

• Trump blasts Colorado results as 'totally unfair'
• Paul Ryan wages national campaign
• Va. district votes for Trump, delegates go to Cruz
• Kirstie Alley endorses Trump
• BernMe wins WY, Hillary takes more delegates
• Daily Caller accuses talk show hosts of profiting from Cruz support
• Fed official: America no longer top country to achieve the 'American Dream'
• Border Patrol ordered to release illegals 'still soaking wet' from the Rio Grande
• Obama on Hillary's e-mails: 'There's classified, then there's classified'
• TN AG: Bathroom bill threatens federal funding
• Bryan Adams cancels show in MS over religious liberty law
• U.S. flight officer accused of giving secrets to China
• Nashville mayor coughing up $10 million for 'affordable housing'
• Killer at Lackland was a former FBI agent
• Worries over race relations hit new high
• Why is Tax Day on Monday the 18th this year?
• Germany investigating comedian's spoof of Turkish leader as a crime
• Bible on list of challenged books at library
• Man breaks into Five Guys, makes himself some burgers
• Mentally ill con man lies on sperm bank app, fathers 36 kids
• Expert of the Day: Steve Goreham on the Climate Witch Hunt

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 8, 2016

• Belgian authorities make big arrest in terrorist attack
• Two dead in Air Force base shooting
• ISIS massacres 175 civilians
• Bill Clinton tells off Black Lives Matter idiots
• Then almost apologizes
• Hillary broke law campaigning on NY subway
• Bruce Springsteen cancels NC concert over bathroom law
• Man faces jail time for flying Trump flag
• Border Patrol agents say illegal 'walking out the front door'
• UnitedHealth quitting Obamacare markets in GA and AR
• Global temp data is a smoking gun of collusion and fraud
• TN police kill woman who resists eviction, comes at cop with axe
• Google accused of racism for search results
• Sorority cancels Kentucky Derby party because it's racist
• Sesame Street unveils hijab-clad muppet
• You knew it was coming: A 'Yes to sex' app
• Video shows man throwing alligator into Wendy's drive-thru window
• Expert of the Day: Chris Deaton from the Weekly Standard on the Democratic rift

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 7, 2016

• Mexico targets Trump with new ambassador
• UT Chattanooga students go nuts over student body senator who supports Trump
• 'Naked' Donald Trump portrait to be shown at London gallery
• AP: Cruz haunted by 'New York values' remark
• Twice as many green cards issued to Muslim countries than European countries
• GAO: Government will soon owe more than entire economy produces
• Sen. Cotton: 'Consequences' if Obama erases Iran sanctions
• Charles Barkley wants NBA All-Star game moved from NC over transgender law
• TN may soon follow NC with transgender bathroom law
• 'Global warming' continues across Midwest, Northeast
• EU may require visas from Americans and Canadians
• Should we care less about inequality?
• City of Memphis dumps 50 million gallons of raw sewage into river
• Breitbart tech editor planned Yale speech in Indian garb outrages students
• 20,000 lesbians from around the world fly into California for 'The Dinah'
• Pop star dies after being bitten by a cobra on stage
• Crazy principal threatens to arrest parents walking their kids to or from school
• Expert of the Day: Curt Levey from Freedomworks on the Labor Departments new rules on retirement investment

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 6, 2016

• Another previously deported illegal kills 3
• Cruz wins big in Wisconsin, still uphill climb to nomination
• Spike Lee compares Trump to serial killer 'Son of Sam'
• Why Hillary and Trump are suddenly stumbling
• State Dept. tries to limit questioning of Hillary
• US companies take to cyber-bullying to oppose MS, NC
• PayPal opened office in Malaysia where they jail gays yet pulls out of NC over transgender bathroom law
• TN's religious freedom bill on the verge of passing
• EU admits terrorists entering Europe as migrants
• First Syrian refugees head for U.S.
• Man behind anti-abortion videos has home raided by CA DOJ
• TN AG declares fantasy sports illegal gambling
• Another city paying thugs not to kill each other
• Record cold temps hit Northeast
• Climate change might not be as bad as predicted
• Poll: Most fear government's biofuel rules will damage their cars
• Gap pulls ad over complaint of 'passive racism'
• 22% of college students want to limit speech that offends some people
• Parents complain after teacher hands out 'privilege' survey
• FL guv gets earful from irate Starbucks customer
• Woman secretly records medical staff during her surgery
• Sex slave chained to stripper's pole in Detroit home
• Slow day for the Clarksville PD: Man wanted for slapping woman on the butt
• From our 'Get a Life' department: Patriots fans suing NFL over Deflategate
• George Mason U. will rename Scalia Law School because of unfortunate acronym
• Expert of the Day: Roger Severino on the MS religious freedom law
• LAPD launches 'felony threat investigation' against Charlie Sheen
• Regie Hamm's Kickstarter campaign

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 5, 2016

• Obama wants Congress to crack down on corporate tax inversions, misses the point
• IMF proposes global wealth confiscation
• Trump closes gap in Wisconsin
• Cruz closes the gap in national poll
• Trump reveals plan on how he gets Mexico to pay for wall
• Rapper wants Trump to stop using his song
• Charlie Hebdo condemned as racist for saying fear of being branded 'Islamaphobic' contributing to terrorism
• MS governor signs religious freedom bill
• PayPal cancels North Carolina expansion over transgender bathroom law
• TN legislators file complaint against rep. for passing out anti-terrorist DVD
• Bill Clinton's alleged rape victim wants one-on-one with Hillary
• Chucky Schumer wants investigation of 'iPhone gun'
• Megyn Kelly is open to leaving Fox News
• 17 AGs begin Inquisition against climate deniers
• Ford moves another car factory to Mexico
• Villanova students celebrate win over Heels, one assaults a horse
• 90-year-old woman shows she can still wear a bikini
• None dare call him a freak: Transgender has ears, nose removed to look like a dragon
• Expert of the Day: Columnist Brent Bozell says Wisconsin is Trump's Waterloo

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 4, 2016

• Economic models predict a GOP win in November
• Cruz moves to sway Arizona delegates on a second convention vote
• Trump says having to get to 1,237 delegates is 'very unfair'
• Worker hangs Mexican flag at Trump hotel in Vancouver in protest
• Ivana Trump chimes in on legal immigration: Who's going to 'clean up after us?'
• Rapper Azealia Banks tweets Sarah Palin should be gang-raped by black men
• Hillary steps in it: Says 'unborn person' doesn't have constitutional rights
• Supreme Court rejects challenge to 'one person, one vote'
• Obama release al Qaeda bomb expert from Gitmo
• Iran warns U.S. to stay away from its 'red lines'
• Intel analysts say they were forced out for telling the truth about Obama's ISIS war
• Obama weighing response to North Carolina's transgender bathroom law
• Flashback: Leader of NC effort to allow transgenders to use opposite bathrooms is registered sex offender
• Gov. Brown signs CA's $15 minimum wage law
• Global warming? Never before seen spring snow in Carribbean
• Europe's global warming czar ensnared in 'Panama Papers' scandal
• 33 individuals or firms listed in 'Panama Papers' accused of doing business with terrorists
• Expert of the Day: Kristin Tate on Trump's abortion problem

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 1, 2016

• Va. trooper's killer hated cops
• White House censors French president saying 'Islamist terrorism'
• GOP convention fight shaping up
• Poll: Trump is the working class candidate
• College student says she didn't have sex with Ted Cruz after Twitter impersonation
• State Dept. pausing its review of Hillary e-mails until FBI is done
• Hillary goes off on Greenpeace activist
• Author: Comey and other agents will resign if Hillary's not indicted
• E-mail scandal taking toll on Hillary in NY and WI
• Idiot mayor of DC bans travel to NC over transgender bathroom law
• National Border Patrol Council VP: Agents 'letting everyone we catch out'
• Video: Drug smugglers scale border fence
• Europe has 900 no-go areas where police have no control over immigrants
• UK cops will come to your house if you tweet mean stuff
• Cuban state media: 'Negro' Obama 'incited rebellion and disorder'
• DOJ investigates 'world's largest green energy company' as bankruptcy nears
• SEIU shells out millions for 'grassroots' fight for living wage
• Mother charged for making kids walk miles to school
• Chicago teachers launch one-day strike
• KY drops African hair-braiding license requirement
• The world may have too much food
• Fat folks outnumber skinny folks for first time in human history
• Fight breaks out at comedy club over comedian's ISIS jokes
• Man builds Scarlett Johansson robot — and it's scary
• Expert of the Day: J.C. Watts on Trump and humility