Daily Show Prep - Friday April 1, 2016

• Va. trooper's killer hated cops
• White House censors French president saying 'Islamist terrorism'
• GOP convention fight shaping up
• Poll: Trump is the working class candidate
• College student says she didn't have sex with Ted Cruz after Twitter impersonation
• State Dept. pausing its review of Hillary e-mails until FBI is done
• Hillary goes off on Greenpeace activist
• Author: Comey and other agents will resign if Hillary's not indicted
• E-mail scandal taking toll on Hillary in NY and WI
• Idiot mayor of DC bans travel to NC over transgender bathroom law
• National Border Patrol Council VP: Agents 'letting everyone we catch out'
• Video: Drug smugglers scale border fence
• Europe has 900 no-go areas where police have no control over immigrants
• UK cops will come to your house if you tweet mean stuff
• Cuban state media: 'Negro' Obama 'incited rebellion and disorder'
• DOJ investigates 'world's largest green energy company' as bankruptcy nears
• SEIU shells out millions for 'grassroots' fight for living wage
• Mother charged for making kids walk miles to school
• Chicago teachers launch one-day strike
• KY drops African hair-braiding license requirement
• The world may have too much food
• Fat folks outnumber skinny folks for first time in human history
• Fight breaks out at comedy club over comedian's ISIS jokes
• Man builds Scarlett Johansson robot — and it's scary
• Expert of the Day: J.C. Watts on Trump and humility