Daily Show Prep - Friday June 24, 2016

• UK makes for the Brexit, Cameron steps down
• The Brexit contagion: France, Italy, Netherlands want their own referendum
• Hillary, Obama on wrong side of history; Trump in perfect position
• UK leader says Obama may have contributed to Brexit win
• Could signal Trump winning the White House
• Latinas for Trump hosting a 'coming out' party
• ISIS calls for attacks in Berlin, Brussels to 'paralyze' Europe in wake of Brexit vote
• Fitness center assault suspect claims to be with ISIS
• Hillary's State Dept. calendar missing key dates with donors
• Failed to hand over key e-mail to State Dept.
• Defense Dept. to reverse ban on transgender service members
• 'Top Gun' actress turns to Second Amendment after home invasion
• YouTube unveils 8 original series
• Woman arrested for spanking her kids for stealing
• Beijing is sinking four inches per year
• Dozens burned after fire-walking event at Tony Robbins seminar
• Woman calls 911 to say she's being held hostage by her cat
• Seattle man takes 'self-checkout' too far
• Expert of the Day: Hans von Spakovsky, former DOJ attorney, on the SCOTUS ruling on Obama's amnesty plan

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 23, 2016

• Obama immigration plan blocked by SCOTUS
• Obama: Most illegals still won't be deported
• Freddie Gray van driver found not guilty
• Mosby now 0 for 3
• Democrats end childish sit-in
• Guess where they got their food
• Compromise gun measure survives key vote
• Billboard mag turns cover into anti-gun plea
• Newsweek writer: GOP is fighting to let people like bin Laden buy guns
• Valentine's 'The God Players' almost a reality
• Guest: Michael Cutler, former INS agent, on the terrorist threat of illegal immigration
• Guest: Don Rosenberg, son was killed by an illegal alien
• OMG! Pink snow a sign of global warming
• Trump's ex-campaign manager lands at CNN
• Study shows an average of 3 cops are arrested per day
• Temporary blindness linked to smartphone use in the dark
• Baseball team has 'bring your gun to the game' night
• One of the two remaining members of 'Doolittle's Raiders' has died
• New comic hero is a cross-dresser
• Jury rules Led Zeppelin did not steal chords for 'Stairway to Heaven'
• Woman wakes up with British accent after jaw surgery
• Restaurant owner fires his own son over tacky receipt notation

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 22, 2016

• Trump unloads on Hillary
• Clinton aide invokes 5th Amendment more than 125 times
• Poll: Voters favor a Muslim ban
• CAIR to stand trial for massive fraud
• Omar Mateen's alleged gay lover says he did it for revenge
• House Dems hold sit-in over gun bills
• Rep. John Lewis was once put on the no-fly list
• Senate falls just 1 vote short of giving FBI access to your browser history without court order
• Idiot congressman calls semi-automatic rifles 'weapons of mass destruction'
• Obama administration forces California churches to pay for abortions
• New rule requires doctors to treat transgenders as their pretend sex
• Income inequality: Looking at the numbers
• Rash of peeping incidents follow Target's new bathroom policy
• European leaders freaking over Brexit vote
• Listening to Mozart lowers blood pressure
• Are LED lights damaging your health?
• Flight diverted after man tries to kiss sleeping teen
• Guest: Ed Ashurst, AZ rancher, author of 'Alligators in the Moat'

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 21, 2016

• Trump, Hillary in dead heat in battleground states
• Scottish locals raise Mexican flag outside Trump golf course
• Cleveland, Philly prep for convention chaos
• Report: Released criminal aliens committed 10 times more crimes than Obama told Congress
• 3 arrested with loaded weapons, body armor at Holland Tunnel
• 86% of women fail Marine combat requirements
• NBC News: Islam's 'complicated' relationship with homosexuality
• Indiana teen charged with trying to join ISIS
• PG&E to close California's last nuke plant
• Greenpeace wants Germany to ban all non-electric cars
• NM couple reported for punishing son by making him live in tent
• Feds search for polygamist food stamp fraudster
• Brexit vote comes down to the wire
• 'Men in Black' sightings reported in Iowa
• Europe robots to become 'electronic persons,' owners liable for social security
• Dana Loesch on her new book, Flyover Nation
• Expert of the Day: Heather MacDonald and her new book, The War on Cops

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 20, 2016

• Trump fires his campaign manager
• Man arrested on conspiracy to kill Trump
• DOJ releases new 'full' transcript of Orlando terrorist, changes 'Allah' to 'God'
• Terrorist calls himself 'Islamic soldier'
• PC takes over the FBI
• Earlier: DOJ scrubs references to Islam in Orlando terrorist's transcript
• Orlando 'Angels' shield grieving families from Westboro Baptist Church idiots
• ISIS threat to U.S. air bases
• ISIS wounds U.S. advisors in Syria
• National security seen as #1 issue by Republicans, not Democrats
• SCOTUS lets CT 'assault weapons' ban stand
• California power grid prepares for shortages
• Please! Scientists say 'wood-fired' pizza bad for the environment
• Book: Hillary once called disabled children 'f-ing retards'
• Hillary's IT aide to testify
• NC teachers protest guv by sitting in intersection
• Former London mayor urges Brexit vote
• Lesbian couple tries to get son to act like a girl, he won't
• Chatty gene discovered
• Glass bridge in China has tourists freaking out

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 17, 2016

• DHS calls for rejecting terms like 'jihad' and 'sharia'
• CNN reporter asks FL guv if he accepts responsibility for gun laws in wake of Orlando
• Omar Mateen once threatened to kill classmates because pork touched his hamburger
• Federal authorities recover the surveillance video from Pulse
• Terrorist signed over his home to his brother-in-law just before the attack
• 16-year-old black kid schools #blacklivesmatter man on Trump
• Sen. Sessions: 'Dictator' Obama flooding rural towns with illegals
• Illegals are flooding the border
• Mexican flags fly at Trump protest in Dallas
• Westboro Baptist Church to protest Orlando funerals
• Beach patrol memo enrages GBLT activists
• GOP AG warns if climate skeptics can be prosecuted, so can alarmists
• New York Times admits climate change 12,000 years ago
• Scientific American: Brexit vote imperils global climate

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 16, 2016

• McCain blames Orlando on Obama then backtracks
• DOJ overrules FBI on gun sales debate
• Gun store owner told the FBI about Mateen, nothing happened
• British member of Parliament shot and stabbed to death
• West Hollywood inundated with pro-gay, pro-gun posters
• 441 Syrian refugees admitted to U.S. since Orlando attack
• Countries in visa-free travel program not sharing terrorist info
• Civil Rights violations priority of FBI, not catching terrorists
• Admiral: Hillary conspired with Muslim Brotherhood to topple Libya
• House defeats amendment that would've banned illegals from serving in military
• Jock tax hangs over NBA finals
• Climate skeptic gets subpoena from Mass. AG, sends back 3-word response
• Former ACLU president: Targeting global warming skeptics is 'pure harassment'
• London's Muslim mayor holds rally with women relegated to the back
• Marxist professor changes his tune after travelling the globe
• Kenyan court upholds the use of anal probes to prove homosexuality
• Japanese man arrested for killing his father with a chopstick
• Girl who woke from coma says she saw Jesus, he was very big and smelled of fresh laundry
• Expert of the Day: Michelle Minton, CEI fellow, talks about the soft drink tax

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 15, 2016

• ISIS praises Mateen, urges attacks at theaters, hospitals, amusement parks
• Hacker hacks ISIS Twitter account, tweets gay porn
• Jeh Johnson: Gun control now a matter of homeland security
• Rolling Stone: Time to repeal Second Amendment
• O'Reilly: High-powered weapons too easy to get
• Trump: Number of Muslim immigrants have 'hostile attitudes'
• Half of Americans didn't like Trump's response to Orlando attack
• Muslim man arrested for making terrorist threat
• Islamic refugee with gas pipeline plans arrested near border
• FBI inundated with terror tips
• Idiot makes Orlando tribute about race
• Twitter censoring #GaysForTrump
• Vets blast Trump over Iraqi soldier corruption
• Trump: Hillary paid by countries that throw gays off tops of buildings
• Robot escapes from testing ground in Russia
• Transgender stingray in new Disney movie
• Southern Baptist Convention urges Christians to stop displaying Confederate flag
• Chinese loan sharks demanding naked pictures as collateral
• UN: Very hot drinks probably cause cancer
• Expert of the Day: Alatheia Neilsen from MRC talks about Clinton Foundation accepting money from countries that kill homosexuals

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 14, 2016

• The Dalai Bama blasts Trump, defends not using 'radical Islam' label
• Mateen's wife knew of plot to kill
• Ex-wife says he was gay
• Orlando terrorist's ties to suicide bomber deeper than first thought
• Gun site says Orlando terrorist didn't use an AR-15
• Convicted radical kills two in France in ISIS-inspired stabbing
• Federal judge confirms former Hillary aide granted immunity in criminal investigation
• Hillary-supporting website selling Trump severed head t-shirts
• Trump advisor says Huma could be a Saudi spy
• DePaul U president resigns over 'Dangerous Faggot Tour' incident
• Here we go: New London Muslim mayor proposes banning bathing suit subway ads
• Nearly three dozen illegals dropped off at Texas truck stop
• Court rules in favor of net neutrality, says Internet service is a utility
• U of Wisconsin students to undergo mandatory 'cultural competency training'
• Inside the sweltering factories where they make Disney toys
• Pope rejects 666 donation from Argentinian president

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 13, 2016

• ISIS claims responsibility for Orlando attack
• Attack shows cracks in effort to stop terrorists in U.S.
• FBI: Gunman had strong indications of radicalization
• Co-workers says security firm terrorist worked for knew he was dangerous
• FBI head says investigation was cut short because 'he was being marginalized by his Muslim faith'
• Security firm has CIA as a client
• Obama still won't call radical Islamic terrorist a radical Islamic terrorist
• Dems, of course, push for new gun control
• Hillary tacks to center on terrorism
• Trump reaffirms ban on Muslims
• Some gays say they'll now support Trump after Orlando
• Trump bans WashPo after nasty headline
• Even Barney Frank now gets it
• Hillary: What difference does it make what we call them?
• Pitiful: Roll Call frets over GOP lawmakers not using 'LGBT' in tweets
• Appeals court throws out Jesse Ventura's lawsuit against Chris Kyle's estate
• UK facing blackouts because of green energy
• California congressman thinks 1st amendment doesn't apply to climate skeptics

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 10, 2016

• Bystander tapes shots being fired at Dallas airport
• Mexico buckles under migrant surge from Central America heading to U.S.
• Illegal attacks border patrol agent in AZ
• San Fran pushing voting rights for illegals
• Smoking Gun: Founder of Judge Curiel's group said whites should go back to Europe
• Lindsey Grahamnesty thinks Trump's a racist but thinks calling Elizabeth Warren 'Pocahantas' is funny
• Dems build wall...around convention facility
• Paul Rino under GOP fire for calling Trump a racist
• GOP financial backer says Ryan wants Trump to lose to he can run in 2020
• White House spokesman calls FBI probe into Hillary's e-mails a 'criminal investigation'
• Congressman Blackburn tries to cut just 1 percent from the budget, gets voted down
• Army reservist arrested after threatening to kill Muslims, throwing bacon at mosque
• NC's AG appears to be hostile to Christians
• Bill Gates advises poor people to invest in chickens
• Liberals jump to conclusion about GOP senator's Obama remarks
• Breakthrough treatment for MS, could be a cure
• Japan's new naked restaurant bans fat folks
• Gay Belgium man asks to be euthanised under country's right to die law
• Man steals motorcycle from Hooter's parking lot, crashes during getaway

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 9, 2016

• Liberal court ruling attacks conceal carry right
• Latino support for Trump on the rise
• Hillary hits Trump for the wall but this is what she said 10 years ago
• Dems down 7 million votes from '08
• Scary! OK state police can now seize money straight from your bank card
• Study that said conservatives were 'psychotic' and liberals were 'socially desireable' got it backwards
• Blood test for Alzheimer's 100% accurate
• New report shows IRS failed to notify 100,000 taxpayers of data breach
• Meet 'Generation Snowflake' — the hysterical young women who can't cope with being offended
• Philly set to pass soft drink tax
• Iceland's ridiculous carbon dioxide storage project
• Relatives try to free teen sent to 'pray away the gay' camp
• Google's secret flying car factory
• Witches group casts hex on ex-Stanford student convicted of rape
• Chicago locals up in arms over new fetish store
• Nudist Germans protest migrant home
• Woman sues spinning class instructor for bullying

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 8, 2016

• BernMe fizzles in California
• Tuesday's results
• AP warns reporters to be safe after harassment from BernMe fan
• FBI: Records from Hillary's e-mail server being held as 'evidence'
• State Dept. says it needs 75 years to fill request for e-mails
• Newt calls Trump an 'absurd amateur'
• Praises Hillary speech as 'spectacular'
• House Republicans unveil a better way to fight poverty
• New ISIS kill list claims to target Americans
• Taxpayers spending $20,000 to settle EACH Syrian refugee
• Illegals abducting children at border to enter U.S. as 'family unit'
• Dirt person congressman says resolution against carbon tax shows the tax has momentum
• Target to American Family Association: We don't care about your boycott
• Cross-dressing cowboy not welcome in ladies' room at Texas BBQ joint
• Unbelievable! Video gets cop four years in prison
• Good God, man! Richard Simmons transitioning to a woman
• Publicist denies it: 'This is crap!'
• Bobby Brown claims he had sex with a ghost
• Mysterious 'music' heard from inside star
• Woman wants Facebook to ban unsolicited winkie pics
• Thomas Rhett Beer with Jesus
• 'Big Bang' chick criticizes zoo for killing gorilla
• Expert of the Day: Iain Murray, Competitive Enterprise Institute, on how new regulations could kill the bed-and-breakfast industry

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 7, 2016

• Plot thickens on judge and plaintiffs' lawyers in Trump U. case
• Trump issues statement on controversy
• Paul Rino calls Trump comment on judge 'textbook definition of a racist comment'
• Chris Christie: Lindsey Grahamnesty has no credibility left
• Very Strange: Meryl Streep dresses as Donald Trump
• San Jose police chief admits allowing attacks on Trump supporters, is affiliated with La Raza
• Sen. Mark Kirk withdraws his support for Trump
• Hillary has spent $200,000 on campaign wardrobe
• California orders probe of dead people voting, most were Democrats
• New surge of illegals at border
• Cubans reach Florida in 'Obama' boat
• Republicans want to repeal credit card swipe fee cap
• Gallup: 16% of millennials out to do damage to employer
• GA city demands homeowner remove Confederate display
• Teen fatally shoots himself while taking selfie
• Ellen Degeneres sued over breast joke
• NFL's Roger Goodell reported dead in Twitter hack
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Tom Borelli on how conservatives got the upper hand in the Target bathroom issue

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 6, 2016

• Ex-Secret Service agent calls Hillary too 'eratic, uncontrollable, and occasionally violent' to be president
• Roger Clinton gets DUI in California
• State Department blocks release of Hillary TPP e-mails until after election
• Obama takes swipe at Trump in Ramadan message
• Trump calls scolding by Speaker Newt 'inappropriate'
• Sen. Sasse says attack on judge 'the literal definition of racism'
• Sen. Flake: Trump's judge comments could put GOP in 'big trouble'
• Judge's organization certainly sounds bias against Trump, not to mention racist
• Hillary releases Trump judge ad
• Al Gore last uncommitted superdelegate in TN
• Ben Stein says Trump knows nothing about economics but he'll vote for him anyway
• High school student erect 'Trump wall,' Hispanic students upset
• Dem congressman says Trump can shove the wall 'up your ass'
• Illegal from Honduras flies to NJ to have Zika baby
• 1-in-5 millennial BernMe voters will support Trump over Hillary
• David French won't run, wife reveals why
• North Korea may have reactivated plutonium plant to make nukes
• John Kerry: 'Growing eagerness of Americans and Chinese to join forces'
• GOP takes on Obama's 'pen and phone' executive actions
• Trey Gowdy calls Benghazi committee Dems 'serial leakers'
• La. Dems denounce Declaration of Independence because of equality clause
• Prosecuters decline to charge parents in zoo gorilla incident
• Steph Curry won't be on Rio Olympic team
• Nashville and 8 other cities chosen for Obama's 'Promise Zone Initiative'
• O.J. friend says he may be ready to confess
• World's first 3D-printed plane unveiled
• Tarantino film casting for 'whores'
• Norway to completely ban gas-powered cars
• Trans man has penis made from his forearm
• Expert of the Day: Economist Steve Moore on Hillary blaming Trump for the housing crisis

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 3, 2016

• US aircraft carrier launches strikes against ISIS
• Anti-Trump animals attack supporters, mayor blames Trump
• Hillary blames Trump, too
• Waved the Mexican flag, burned the American flag
• Vox suspends editor over tweet encouraging riots at Trump events
• Trump says Hillary 'has to go to jail'
• McConnell says Trump should stick to a script
• Trump aide says Hillary won't tell the truth even if she's waterboarded
• 'Ghostbusters' reboot filmmaker says people who don't like film are Trumpys
• BernMe takes the lead in California
• Your guide to third party candidates
• RNC's stealth effort to recruit talk radio to keep the party together
• Record 94.7 million not in labor force
• Smuggling network smuggles in illegals from Middle East
• Congressman: Obama withholding info on about 86,000 criminal illegals
• Mass. transgender bathroom bill contains punishment for people faking transgender
• Blue Cross/Blue Shield NC sues federal government over Obamacare
• Seattle U. dean forced out by student occupation
• School sends sheriff to order kids to stop sharing Bible verses
• Voter sour on Black Lives Matter
• Zika may be transmitted by oral sex
• Some NBC staffers refuse to travel to Olympics
• Doctor: Crocs bad for your health
• Judge: U.S. women's soccer team can't strike
• Government report: Solar is getting more expensive, not less
• Hitting bottom: Dick Morris lands at National Enquirer
• Man tries to bury his boss with front-end loader
• Johns Hopkins students claim giving letter grades will cause a mental health crisis
• Expert of the Day: Author Neal Bascomb on his new WWII book, The Winter Fortress

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 2, 2016

• Hillary says Trump's foreign policy dangerous
• Judge presiding over Trump U. case is member of La Raza
• Hillary U.: Bill bagged millions, State Dept. funneled millions back
• Trump continues to win support from union members
• Paul Rino says he'll vote for Trump
• Obama at a loss of words to describe Trump
• ACLU boss quits after daughters find men in women's room
• OPEC to turn the spigot back on
• Obama wants to double the amount of clean energy funding
• Thunderbirds jet crashes, pilot safely ejects
• Blue Angels jet crashes in Smyrna, TN
• Police determined the rape accusation was unfounded, but the school punished him anyway
• Official: Prince died of drug overdose
• British Special Forces blast Bollywood music into ISIS stronghold
• Walmart to replace some workers with drones
• Ruth Vader Ginsburg gets a praying mantis named after her
• UK temps cooler than Christmas
• Burka-clad woman attacks victim with American flag

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 1, 2016

• Police investigate shooting at UCLA
• Amazon's Bezos decries Trump for attack on media
• The Hollywood Reporter interview
• Home Depot co-founder stands with Trump
• Georgia senator says it's time to help Trump win
• Mark Cuban questions whether Trump is really a billionaire
• Voters side with Trump on fighting ISIS
• David French says his run for president depends on God
• Top Hillary aide suddenly develops amnesia during deposition
• Appeals court delivers blow to cellphone privacy advocates
• Obama warns of 'devastating' hurricanes because of global warming
• Census: Illegal immigration up 57%
• Study finds most financially stable states are red
• The Dalai Bama declares June GBLT Pride Month
• Interior Dept. investigates land deal with ties to Harry the Reid
• Syrian refugees admitted to the U.S., 2 Christians, 1,035 Muslims
• Study: Too many cold medications leads to dementia
• Twitter suspends Putin parody accounts
• Naked man poops on self-checkout scanner
• No honor society honors for grads, might hurt feelings