Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 28, 2017

• Trump's first 100 days: How he's progressing
• Maxine Waters plans to skip Trump's address
• Illegal immigration dropped 27% in January
• MS guv to churches: Follow 'man's law' and stop harboring illegals
• Massive Internet outage on East Coast
• Kellyanne Conway blasted for kneeling on Oval Office couch
• Wendy's unleashes 1,000 robots to counter high labor costs
• DNA test shows Subway's oven-roasted chicken only 50% chicken
• Oscars tourist 'Gary from Chicago' just got out of jail for rape
• New Yorker: Did Oscars just prove we're living in the Matrix?
• French sharpshooter accidentally injures two during speech by Hollande
• DiCaprio, others fly eyebrow artist 7,500 miles to do their brows for Oscars
• Why are so many Russians turning up dead?
• GOP lobbyist says DNC analyst was murdered by the Russians
• Sarah Silverman implies women who have children aren't living their fullest lives
• Millennial bowel cancer crisis, poor diet cited
• Newsbusters: 'When We Rise' is pure GBLT propoganda
• Guest: Sheriff David Clarke on his new book, Cop Under Fire
• Expert of the Day: Brittany Hughes, MRCTV's managing editor, on Trump skipping the White House correspondents' dinner

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 27, 2017

• Biggest disaster in Oscars history
• And here come the conspiracy theories
• Hypersensitive leftist media think Jimmy Kimmel's jokes were racist
• Iranian commander admits terror cells ready to strike America
• Stockman predicts debt ceiling train wreck on March 15
• Why Trump's address to Congress is not a State of the Union address
• Jorge Ramos: America is 'our country, not theirs'
• Trump supporters in NYC feel intimidated
• Sean Spicer cracks down on leaks
• ISIS teaching its fighters to eat non-Muslims
• Jury from outside the area to hear Cosby case
• Elon Musk claims Space X will fly two tourists around the moon in 2018
• El Savadoran hippo murdered
• Europe's first sex doll brothel
• Expert of the Day: Dan Gainor from Newsbusters on how far left Hollywood has become

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 24, 2017

• Track Trump's progress
• Trump vows to 'totally obliterate' ISIS
• FBI contacted Priebus, not the other way around
• Trump is on the verge of his own bull market
• Witches to cast spell on Trump
• Therapists overwhelmed by snowflakes traumatized by Trump
• NBC News features video of kids afraid of Trump
• MSM spreading fake news at CPAC
• People freak over CBP checking ID looking for illegal criminal on airplane
• LA religious leaders create underground network to hide criminal illegals
• NYC Mexican restaurant says business down 50% over fears of crackdown
• Libs hysterical over 'white power' sign supposedly made by Trump advisor
• Illegal fundraiser for the Clintons made secret tape because he was afraid of assassination
• Alan Dershowitz says he'll leave the Democrat Party if Keith Ellison is elected chairman
• Arkansas lawmaker wants to strip Clinton name from airport
• Scientists know what causes climate change
• Inuits see the same thing
• CNN's Chris Cuomo fires off 90+ tweets in a row on Trump's transgender statement
• Le Pen surges in France
• The $5,000 burger
• Guest: Wade Hayes talks about his cancer benefit at Franklin Theater
• Expert of the Day: Dan Weber from AMAC on why their members may boycott the movies

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 23, 2017

• Mnuchin: We're committed 'very significant' tax reform by August
• John Boehner predicts repeal of Obamacare ain't gonna happen
• Trump reverses Obama's transgender bathroom order
• 'CNN Leaks' promise falls flat
• Scott Walker says Trump will help Wisconsin drug test welfare recipients
• Trump sets up 'most accessible Oval Office in modern history'
• Dems try to put party back together again
• UMich students demand no-whites-allowed space
• Food cart serves free food for blacks only
• Black Lives Matter leader arrested for stealing Confederate flag
• Even grammar is racist
• Judge blocks California law blocking publication of actors' ages
• Mass. tries gun control through taxation
• Seniors threaten boycott of theaters over Trump bashing
• Feminists go nuts over NC billboard
• Dakota Access pipeline protest site cleared, protestors arrested
• What if Hillary actually won? There's a website
• Alan Colmes dead at 66
• Federal court to decide if Snuggie is a blanket or a garmet
• Expert of the Day: Jamie McIntyre from the Washington Examiner on Trump's plan to defeat ISIS

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 22, 2017

• Trump could dump OTM's (Other Than Mexicans) over the border into Mexico
• Mexico will 'not accept' unilateral U.S. immigration policies
• De Blasio sets free MS-13 gang member
• Sheriff Joe's replacement releasing 400 criminal illegals every 10 days!
• Americans overwhelmingly oppose sanctuary cities
• Police stop giving high fives to kids because it makes illegals uncomfortable
• How is 'Sulu' any different from Milo?
• Pot? Meet kettle: Maxine Waters calls Trump cabinet 'a bunch of scumbags'
• Morning Joe's Mika says it's 'our job' to control 'exactly what people think'
• Philadelphia's soft drink tax is killing sales
• James O'Keefe promises Wikileaks-style release of CNN tapes tomorrow
• California bans students from traveling to anti-GBLT states on state money
• Campuses encourage students to turn in fellow students for offensive speech
• Life expectancy will soon top 90
• Does Harrison Ford need to hang up his wings?
• Guest: Luke Rosiak from the Daily Caller about the Pakistani congressional IT guys under investigation for stealing data from Congress
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann of Washington Examiner on how Milo's 1st Amendment rights have not been violated

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 21, 2017

• Could these guys be behind the DNC leaks and not the Russians?
• DHS orders agents to expand deportations
• Orders immediate construction of border wall
• Hiring 5,000 new border agents, 10,000 new ICE officers
• Trump's agenda stalls in Congress
• Chuckie Schumer predicts GOP will ditch Trump by summer
• Muslims, who historically supported Hitler, compare Trump to Hitler
• Lawmakers probe Obama's arms sale to Kenya on his last day
• Another teacher punished for supporting Trump's illegal immigration policy
• Immigrants riot in Sweden
• Former Gitmo prisoner ends up as suicide bomber
• Dow 'Trump bump' biggest since FDR
• Milo resigns from Breitbart
• Independent theaters to show '1984' as Trump protest
• Is she France's answer to Donald Trump?
• England's single-payer health system is reaching 'breaking point'
• Maine wants to ban soft drink purchases with food stamps
• Elderly woman beats boyfriend to death with bat, tired of loving him, police say
• Woman struck with sex toy after criticizing boyfriend's 'performance'
• WNBA star says she was bullied for NOT being a lesbian
• Michigan State to ban whiteboards from dorms to reduce bullying
• Man goes nuts, cuts through bosses door with chainsaw
• Expert of the Day: Al Weaver from the Washington Examiner about worries Trump distractions could bog down his agenda

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 20, 2017

• Trump's revised travel ban allows green card holders
• FBI has three separate probes into Russian hacking
• Russian ambassador to UN dies suddenly
• ICE raids get just a fraction of illegals with deportation orders
• Teacher placed on leave for encouraging people to report illegals
• Trump was right about Sweden
• Flashback: Exactly what Trump was talking about
• Watch the video on Sweden and rape
• McCain takes swipe at Trump
• Rand Paul says we're lucky McCain's not president
• Science becomes political science: 'Scientists' hold anti-Trump rally in Boston
• Rent-a-mob out in full force on Washington's Birthday
• Milo's comments taken as defending pedophilia
• CPAC rescinds their invitation to Milo to speak at their convention
• Now Breitbart may drop him
• GBLTers launch ad campaign targeting Texas' bathroom bill
• Ivanka's fragrance is #1 on Amazon
• The next liberal frontier: Destroy the Greek system on college campuses
• Iowa moves sharply right
• Two rednecks get into road rage fight, one left shot
• Elderly Bostonian ticketed for not shoveling snow
• Students celebrates after school drops Michelle O's lunch plan
• Hitler's telephone sells for $200,000
• Expert of the Day: Julie Kelly from National Review on making the EPA great again

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 17, 2017

• White House denies reports that it's sending National Guard after illegals
• Congress closes in on State Dept. as source of Flynn leaks
• Senate confirms Pruitt to head EPA
• Ford not scraping plans to build factories in Mexico
• Court: Florida doctors can ask about gun ownership
• Gore says parts of the earth could become uninhabitable
• Trump says the MSM aren't his enemy, they're the enemy of the American people
• Anti-Trump rally in Boston cancelled for lack of interest
• Bill Gates wants to tax robots just like humans
• High school club stops selling stupid pink hats after parents complain
• Ted Nugent would consider senate run
• Grocery chain faces boycott for selling Trump wines
• Boycott backfires
• New Republic speculates that Trump has syphilis
• 20th Century Fox apologizes for using fake news critical of Trump to promote film
• Uber driver targeted homes when passengers were away
• Half of families text each other while in the same house
• She's ba-a-ack: Jill Stein challenges constitutionality of Pa. recount
• Man charged with plotting to bomb Target stores so he could buy cheap stock
• Woman caught with 13 pounds of horse genitals in luggage
• Hold the Pickles! Man named Pickles accused of exposing himself at McDonald's
• Homeless man to attempt dog sledding from Knoxville to California
• Guest: Jay Cost on the Neil Gorsuch SCOTUS nomination
• Expert of the Day: Larry Pratt from Gun Owners of America on recent court decision allowing gun ranges and gun stores in Chicago

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 16, 2017

• Trump's approval up to 55%
• Left-wing media still peddle narrative of 'chaos'
• WSJ: Spies keep intelligence from Trump
• Lindsey Grahamnesty: If there was contact between Trump campaign and Russia it's a 'game changer'
• Coulter: The GOP passed 6 Obamacare repeals when Obama was president. Where are they now?
• 60% of refugee arrivals since judge stops travel ban come from terrorist-prone countries
• Syrian refugee in Sweden found to be terrorist executioner
• NPR: State Dept. alerts resettlement agencies that new arrivals will end March 3
• Nearly 2 million non-citizen Hispanics illegally registered to vote
• Illegal convict defies deportation, takes refuge in Denver church
• She was convicted of forging documents
• Real story of 'transgender' arrested by ICE
• Day without Immigrants and nobody noticed
• Nashville businesses that closed for Day without Immigrants
• Trump nominates new labor secretary
• Deroy Murdock: For Democrats, February is Black Amnesia Month
• Wikileaks exposes CIA meddling in French elections
• China may bar foreign ships from its waters
• Wisconsin students demand free tuition for black students
• Woolly mammoth on verge of making a comeback
• Photo of RD2's dog goes viral! What IS he doing?
• Expert of the Day: Akash Chougule from Americans for Prosperity on getting the replacement for Obamacare right

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 15, 2017

• Puzder withdraws his nomination for labor secretary
• American spies took down Flynn
• Greenwald: Leakers committed 'wholly justified felonies'
• Protestors come to the defense of illegal gang member
• Crybabies in media object to Steve Bannon calling them 'the opposition party'
• Obamacare's defanged: IRS won't reject returns that don't answer insurance question
• Republicans feud over how to replace Obamacare
• Sanford in House introduces companion bill to Rand Paul's replacement plan
• Aetna CEO: Obamacare in death spiral
• American Airlines pilots denounce CEO for skipping meeting with Trump
• Chris Matthews says Trump's family looks like Russian tsars
• California schools cut meat, cheese from lunches to fight global warming
• The new protest: Anti-Trumpers refuse to pay their federal income taxes
• Expert of the Day: David French from National Review calls on Trump to release the Flynn phone tape

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 14, 2017

• Flynn out, Russians blame anti-Russian forces
• Russia sends spy ship near U.S. coast
• Trump, GOP lawmakers look for illegal leaks in wake of Flynn resignation
• Obama released flood of illegals in final month
• Congressman says town halls have been 'hijacked'
• Comedian calls for Trump's assassination
• Muslim Olympian who was detained was actually detained under Obama
• 'A Day Without Latinos' coming on Thursday
• Al Franken says some GOP colleagues think Trump's mentally unstable
• Remember when Franken won because of voter fraud?
• NC guv proposes compromise on bathroom bill
• Students wear white pins to remind them of their white privilege
• Leader of Calexit called into question over Russia ties
• Oroville dam emergency is lesson in neglect
• Brazilian town tries universal basic income scheme
• School district may use students as janitors
• 'The Apprentice' finishes last among the Big 4 networks
• Gluten-free diet exposes you to twice as much mercury, arsenic
• Israeli Burger Kings puts sex toys in 'Adult Meals'
• Woman accused of decapitating boyfriend during sex games
• Times Square Mickey Mouse charged with stealing from tourists
• Expert of the Day: Tea Party Patriots co-founder Jenny Beth Martin on mobilizing activists to support Judge Gorsuch for SCOTUS

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 13, 2017

• Despite the hysteria, deportations down from last year
• Yet wave of fear strikes illegal immigrant communities across Texas
• ACLU says don't open the door
• Teachers tell students what not to say
• Fallout from 'NOAA's narc' continues
• Grammys predictably go after Trump
• Then ask for Trump's help in getting more money from radio stations
• Sales spike for singer who wore Trump dress
• 'Crazy Meryl' at it again: Vows to stand up to 'brownshirts'
• Dems smell blood in the water with Flynn/Russia contact
• Did Flynn break the law? Unlikely
• David Duke endorses Keith Ellison for DNC chairman
• Al Franken says mocking Elizabeth Warren over her fake Indian heritage is racist
• Officials ignored threat of collapsing Oroville Dam 12 years ago
• 11 GOP senators urge Trump to expand Gitmo
• Black Lives Matter Toronto co-founder says white folks are 'defects'
• How Obama is scheming to sabotage Trump's presidency
• This is Socialism: Maduro kicks CNN out of Venezuela
• Jerry Sandusky's son arrested for sexually assaulting a child
• Elon Musk: Humans must merge with machines or become irrelevant
• Pakistani court bans Valentine's Day
• You can own Evel KKnievel's famous jumpsuit
• Expert of the Day: Dan Perkins on NoKo's test missile firing over the weekend

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 10, 2017

• Trump may sign brand new travel ban
• Hundreds of thousands of Iranians chant 'Death to America'
• Protests erupt in LA following reports of immigration raids
• Illegal attacks ICE agent during traffic stop
• No illegal voting? Illegal Mexican national charged with voter fraud
• NC man convicted of voting twice in primary
• Rent-a-mobs protest Republican town hall meetings
• Betsy DeVos physically blocked from entering school by crazy protestors
• Senate confirms Tom Price for HHS secretary
• Trump stands behind Kellyanne Conway in Ivanka flap
• Expert says U.S. likely headed for confrontation with China
• Shia LaBeouf's live stream shut down over potential violence
• FBI's terrorism unit opens investigation into Dakota pipeline opponents
• Lawsuits accuse CNN of racial discrimination
• Bill Maher to bash Trump in CNN 'town hall'
• NY Times launching financial probe into Trump's dealings
• French police foil imminent Islamic terror attack
• NFL warns Texas that proposed bathroom bill could jeopardize future Super Bowls
• Rosie to portray Steve Bannon on SNL?
• Theater bans single men from Fifty Shades Darker movie
• Frenchman blames Uber for breaking up marriage after glitch allows wife to follow him
• Expert of the Day: John Bambenek from Fidelis Cybersecurity talks about DC surveillance camera network being hacked prior to Trump's inauguration

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 9, 2017

• Surprise! Appeals court keeps block on Trump's travel ban
• Trump vows big tax cut coming soon
• Arizona felon, Guadalupe Garcia, has been deported
• What you need to know about Guadalupe Garcia
• Trump signs executive order that targets MS-13, drug cartels
• Under Armour CEO says Trump is good for business
• Americans trust Trump more than the news media
• Libs heading to the shrink in droves because of Trump
• In call with Putin, Trump denounces Obama arms treaty
• After two failures, Senate Dems cancel all-night protest
• Hamas teams with ISIS
• TN lawmakers re-introduce transgender bathroom bill
• Chris Cuomo of CNN thinks being called 'fake news' is like being called the n-word
• Study: Most UK government workers could be replaced by robots
• Five New England Patriots will boycott White House trip
• Company takes on Starbucks, vows to hire 10,000 veterans
• Wikipedia bans editors from citing Daily Mail
• College professor allegedly attacks college Republican in broad daylight
• Mississippi considers death penalty by firing squad
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from Red Alert Politics on the Trump job-creating machine

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 8, 2017

• Despite what judges say, dozens of terrorists have come from travel-banned countries
• Trump calls court proceeding on travel ban 'disgraceful'
• White House lists 24 terrorists who came from banned countries 
• Hundreds of immigrants convicted and not deported committed more crimes
• ISIS is forging passports
• Obamacare protests grow, Republicans fear for their safety
• Old guard RINOs push Trump to back a carbon tax
• Liberal groups sue Trump over regulation reform
• Cruz supports Sessions, reminds people Democrats are party of KKK
• Shut down on Senate floor, Elizabeth Warren continues speech on Facebook
• MLK's niece accuses Warren of playing 'the race card'
• NAAPC opposes Sessions but gave him award for 'excellence'
• Sen. Tim Scott reads racist Tweets from liberals on senate floor
• More leaked Trump phone calls with foreign leaders
• ISIS supporter sentenced to prison in Muhammad cartoon contest attack
• Professor: 'People are going to die' because of Trump
• Humana's Obamacare customers drop 69% in one month
• Trump lashes out at Nordstrom over Ivanka ban
• Buffalo mom jailed for homeschooling kids
• 9-year-old girl becomes first 'transgender' Cub Scout
• Anonymous hacker takes down 20% of dark web to stop child pornography
• Greece may go belly-up again
• Chelsea Clinton's husband shuts down failed hedge fund
• University socialists plan 'culture' night of whacking Trump pinata
• Police offering reward for stolen Brady jersey
• Aussie socialists hot over scholarship for men
• Expert of the Day: Scott McEwen, co-author of American Commander with Interior Secretary nominee Ryan Zinke

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 7, 2017

• What you need to know about the immigration showdown
• Iran's dictator responds to Trump
• Celebrities freak out over Betsy DeVos confirmation
• GOP senators introduce bill to reduce legal immigration
• Rahm Emanuel tells Dems to 'take a chill pill'
• Pelosi thinks W's still in office
• And Maxine thinks Putin invaded Korea
• Coal miners projected to go back to work
• Melania beats blogger in court
• House committee to investigate NOAA global warming data tampering
• San Francisco offers free college for everybody
• Trump goes at it with California politicians
• Manhunt under way in Florida for pair of killers
• Video exposes Planned Parenthood abortion quotas
• Trump is stronger than the national polls suggest
• Missouri becomes the 28th right-to-work state
• Surprise! Ruth Vader Ginsburg wants to change the Electoral College
• Woman leaves her husband because he voted Trump
• Lena Dunham on Trump presidency: 'I stopped being able to eat food'
• Macy's under pressure to drop Ivanka line
• Pollution-fighting 'forest buildings' coming to China
• Vizio TVs tracked viewers, manufacturer to pay $2.2 million
• 20 best cities to live in
• John McCain's mom celebrates 105th birthday
• Expert of the Day: Dan Gainor from Newsbusters on the liberal Super Bowl commercials

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 6, 2017

• Trump travel ban could go to SCOTUS
• Justice Dept. files brief in support of ban
• Poll shows growing support for Trump, travel ban
• What was 84 Lumber thinking?
• Muslim NJ mayor declares his town a sanctuary city
• NY Times gives impression travel ban is affecting large numbers of doctors
• Female version of Trump in France?
• China sails warships near Japanese islands Mad Dog promises to defend
• Busted! NOAA's data on global warming found to be bogus
• Trump left his Super Bowl party early
• Putin wants apology after O'Reilly calls him 'a killer' in pre-game Trump interview
• Did Lady Gaga have a hidden message?
• Somebody stole Brady's jersey from locker room
• Boston Globe's early headline has Pats losing
• Steve Wynn takes over as GOP money man
• Elon Musk plans to tunnel under LA traffic
• Uber sues Seattle over law that lets drivers unionize
• How fracking saved the average family $1,000 in 2015
• What idiots! Trans murderer moved from women's prison after having sex with inmates
• Campus conservative group rejected because it makes liberals feel 'unsafe'
• Italian priest accused or organizing orgies on church property
• Expert of the Day: Washington Examiner's Sarah Westwood says Trump's VA faces uphill battle to keep president's promises

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 3, 2017

• Trump imposes new sanctions on Iran
• UN ambassador condemns Russian aggression
• French soldiers shoot terrorist at the Louvre
• EU leaders freak out over Trump
• Students freak over another conservative speaker
• Trump begins rollback of Dodd-Frank
• Over 100,000 visas revoked
• Over 12,000 tweets calling for Trump's assassination
• Calls mount for Trump to designate Muslim Brotherhood as terrorist organization
• Obama's last money shower for the UN
• IRS moves to deny passports for unpaid taxes
• Manufacturing jobs up, government jobs down
• This is how Germany's Der Spiegel portrays Trump
• Judge dismisses 'Clockmed's' defamation lawsuit
• Secret Service agent who said she wouldn't take bullet for Trump has been suspended
• White House Correspondents Dinner in jeopardy because correspondents don't like Trump
• Trump fires another broadside at Schwarzenegger
• Another celebrity says get over it, Trump won
• Hysterical anti-Trumpy arrested for almost running over cop
• Anti-Trump protests planned for Super Bowl
• Trump renegotiates lowest price ever for F-35 jets
• California snowpack heaviest since 1995
• Study: Working more than 39 hours per week can cause mental health problems
• Elderly man passes out hash-laced cookies at church
• Casino fined for overserving gambler
• Expert of the Day: The Deplorables Guide to Making America Great Again by Fox News Commentator Todd Starnes

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 2, 2017

• Berkeley erupts in violence over Milo's speech
• Students beat man unconscious
• Trump threatens to cut off funds
• Snowflakes arrested during Ohio U. protest in favor of 'sanctuary campus'
• Bill Clinton's 1995 State of the Union address on illegals
• Kuwait bans travel from 5 Muslim countries
• Iran tested nuclear-capable missile
• White House puts Iran on notice
• Most still favor refugee ban
• Visa ban amended to allow Iraqi interpreters
• Trump 'upset and angry' over Obama's refugee deal with Australia
• McCain calls Aussie ambassador to express support after Trump exchange
• Pence ready to make tie-breaking vote to confirm DeVos as EdSec
• NBC reports fake news about Trump's SCOTUS nominee
• Liberals fret over Ruth Vader Ginsburg's health: 'Can she eat more kale?'
• More fake news: AP reports that Trump threatened to invade Mexico
• Study: Fake news had no effect on the election
• Border wall could be finished in two years
• Delaware inmate hostage situation blamed on Trump
• Sarah Silverman calls for coup to overthrow Trump
• NY Times snubs best-selling book on abortionist Gosnell
• Trump to focus counter-extremism solely on Muslim extremists
• Trump asks for prayers for Schwarzenegger over TV ratings during National Prayer Breakfast
• Matthew McConaughey: It's time to embrace Trump
• Tamron Hall walks away from NBC because of Megyn Kelly
• Special forces flew Trump flag in convoy, Navy investigating
• Mayor resigns after calling a cop a 'pig'
• Scientists claim the purpose of sleep is to forget
• Guest: Matt Mackowiak, WashTimes columnist, on Trump's SCOTUS pick
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from RedAlertPolitics.com on the Berkeley riots over Milo Yiannopoulos

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 1, 2017

• Trump picks conservative judge for SCOTUS
• T Rex confirmed
• Republicans one-up Democrats and approve Trump's nominees
• TN congressman calls for shorter voting lines
• San Francisco sues Trump over sanctuary city order
• Canada's talk radio hosts under fire after mosque attack
• Sierra Nevada snowpack biggest in 22 years
• Student expelled for misconduct can't defend himself because it might cause trauma to the woman who sexually assaulted him
• Texas mayor comes out as a transgender
• IRS lawyer busted for distributing meth
• Social media making people anti-social, jealous
• Cartwheeling choir teacher arrested for indecent exposure
• Woman stabs boyfriend for refusing threesome with another woman
• Expert of the Day: Joe Messina from The Real Side on which president really did ban Muslims