Daily Show Prep - Friday June 29, 2018

• Newspaper gunman was mad over bad press
• Yet still they blame Trump
• Reuters editor apologizes, could be disciplined after blaming newspaper shooting on Trump
• Hillary calls for strength to resist Trump
• DNC chairman says Obama is America's real president
• Michael Moore: We have to 'put our bodies on the line'
• Maxine Waters cancels two events over increased threats
• Poll: Minorities could take Trump over the finish line in 2020
• Pro-Trump congressional candidate says country club canceled her event over her politics
• 'Abolish ICE' goes mainstream
• DOJ considering regulation preventing claim of asylum if you break into the country
• Michael Cohen demands apology: I had nothing to do with Russian collusion
• Is Trump's pressure on Iran rattling the Islamic Republic?
• Mexico's presidential front-runner is promising a revolution
• Freaked out Americans desperately try to escape the news
• Expert of the Day: Jamie McIntyre from the Washington Examiner on the military housing 32,000 illegal immigrants

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 28, 2018

• Multiple people shot at Md. newspaper
• Feds to begin distributing grant money to non-sanctuary cities
• Liberals continue to melt down over Kennedy retirement
• McConnell: We'll vote on Kennedy successor in the fall
• 6 rulings that could be overturned by a post-Kennedy SCOTUS
• Comedy Central Writer: 'I wish this Kennedy had been shot instead of the other ones'
• Trump blasts Strzok's appearance before Congress
• Goodlatte: Strzok answers not believable
• Former Obama official backs Trumps plan to save nuclear and coal power
• Ex-Fox News exec takes job as White House communications director
• Dem congressman arrested at DC protest against Trump's border policy
• OMG! Illegal toddlers ordered to court
• Trump, Putin set date, location for summit
• Get ready for 'Andres the Reconquistador'
• Socialist who won primary in NY thinks majority of Americans agree with her
• Telemundo host makes racist gesture as SoKo helps Mexico advance in World Cup
• Black man sucker-punches white man, knocks him out, takes pictures, race of assailant ignored
• NC GOP candidate says, 'God is racist'
• Arctic Ocean almost totally covered in ice
• German 'sandwich poisoner' feared to have killed 21 colleagues
• Man accused of hiring hit man to kill cop who wrote too many tickets
• Waitress wins $3 mil from drunk customer who forcibly kissed her
• Another professional cuddler
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle of the Washington Examiner says Trump's SCOTUS legacy could be more conservative than Reagan's

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 27, 2018

• Justice Kennedy is retiring
• These are the potential replacements
• Listen to the moment DNC members found out Kennedy was retiring
• ABC fears 'ideological shift' in Supreme Court
• SCOTUS says government workers can't be forced to pay union dues
• Federal judge orders end to family separation for illegals
• Paul RINO's immigration bill fails
• Socialist ousts 10-term Dem congressman in NY
• Who is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
• She campaigned with known anti-Semite and racist
• Secret Service protection for Sarah Sanders
• Protesters confront Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao
• Joy Behar rips McConnell for leaving his wife to handle the protestors
• Liberal writer suggests '70s-style bombings are next
• 59 percent fear violence from Trump haters
• Read Phil's column: Trump Derangement Syndrome is a disease
• Recap of Tuesday's primaries
• Antarctic ice melt is not from global warming, it's volcanic heat!
• American money flowing back into America
• Trump, Putin to hold summit
• Delta CEO says support grew after ending NRA discounts
• Broward County—home of Parkland, FL—votes to put armed personnel in every school
• Chinese national charged with illegally exporting anti-sub devices to China
• Reality Winner pleads guilty to leaking classified info
• Crazy man jumps on airplane wing, pounds on window at Atlanta airport
• Another crazy man in underwear scales LA traffic sign, snarls traffic
• America's most and least patriotic states
• $117,000 now considered low income in Bay Area
• What is this 'interstellar visitor'?
• Support Lily's Garden to stamp out childhood cancer
• Expert of the Day: Travis Tritten from the Washington Examiner about the bipartisan support for the new F35 fighter jet

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 26, 2018

• SCOTUS upholds Trump's travel ban
• Trump calls it 'a tremendous victory for the American people'
• Chuckles Schumer says it doesn't make it right
• Keith Ellison compares SCOTUS decision to Dred Scott
• Libs debate how far they should go in publicly shaming Trump supporters
• Federal authorities warn Antifa to vacate ICE building
• Radical leftist anti-corruption candidate poised to be next president of Mexico
• Intern who yelled 'F*** you' to Trump works for (of course) a Dem senator
• John Legend says Sarah Sanders needs to resign if she doesn't want to be harassed
• Peter Strzok to testify before Congress behind closed doors
• Veteran sets himself on fire outside Ga. Capitol
• Judge throws out climate lawsuits against Big Oil
• Reminder: James Hansen was wrong 30 years ago, he's still wrong today
• #MeToo snares over 400 high-profile people
• Republicans and Democrats are wrong about each other
• Rand Paul files civil suit against his attacker
• Va. mom shoots man who traveled from New Zealand to hook up with teen daughter
• Now even the Swedes are questioning the welfare state
• CNN now getting beat in the ratings by the Food Network
• Fox suspends contributor for saying, 'You're out of your cotton-pickin' mind'
• Woman has meltdown on flight from Houston
• Chris Pratt surprises attendees when he shows up at police charity event
• Reconquistador poised to become next president of Mexico
• Expert of the Day: Karen Straughan from Men's Rights Edmonton on the Netflix ban on employees looking at each other for more than 5 seconds

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 25, 2018

• Mad Max encourages people to harass Trump supporters wherever they see them
• Trump fires back at her
• Maxine has a history of praising violence
• Restaurant that kicked Sarah Sander out could be in trouble
• And the left concentrates on Sanders' 'ethics violation' for tweeting about it
• Trump aides urged to get a gun for protection
• SCOTUS tosses ruling against florist who declined to make arrangement for gay wedding
• Druglord drones find soft spots in border
• Idiots in Md. were going to let a child rapist go until ICE intervened
• Deputy DNC chairman poses with sign calling America 'stolen land'
• New Yorker 'fact checker' resigns after falsely accusing ICE agent of having Nazi tattoo
• Majority say build the wall
• Majority approve of Trump's handling of the economy
• Trump slams media for not covering illegal alien abuse under Obama
• Dershowitz: Peter Strzok saying he would stop Trump sounds like collusion at the highest level
• FBI lawyer who sent anti-Trump text interviewed George Papadopoulos
• Sen. Warner says 'buckle up' for more Mueller revelations
• Now says it was a 'bad joke'
• Harley Davidson says it will not raise prices to cover tariff costs
• OMG! Pruitt's office 'discussed' hiring friend of his landlord, decided against it
• Chinese may use our environmental laws against us to undermine military
• Filmmaker David Lynch says Trump could go down as one of our greatest presidents
• New book shoots down all of Camera Hogg's rhetoric
• NY Times reporter was sleeping with more than one source
• FDA approves first med made from pot
• Gay swans relocated after attacking swimmers
• Man accused of trying to drown wife in kids in tub to baptize them
• 'Little House on the Prairie' author's name pulled from library award for stereotypes
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann from the Washington Examiner chimes in about Mad Max and her call to bully Trump supporters

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 22, 2018

• Get Phil's new spy novel audiobook!
• SCOTUS says cops need warrant to follow your phone location
• Fake News! Little girl on cover or Time magazine was never separated from her mother
• Time issues correction
• LWM cut away from Trump event with victims of illegal aliens
• AP buries immigrant abuse during Obama administration
• Mexican presidential candidate encourages Mexicans to flood the border into America
• 11 MS-13 gang members charged with kidnapping and killing two Va. teens
• BSNBC guest: If you support Trump's immigration policy you're a Nazi
• 'Sex in the City' star and NY gubernatorial candidate says ICE is a terrorist group
• Poll: Parents to blame for border crisis, not government
• Another rogue anti-Trump FBI agent exposed
• OPEC agrees to raise production
• Manmade global warming is officially bovine scatology
• Congress approves massive opioids bill
• The remains of 200 fallen soldiers returned by NoKo, media ignore it
• Tom Arnold says he's teaming with Michael Cohen to bring Trump down
• 'Roseanne' without Roseanne gets green light
• Rex Reed: For the love of God, will someone put 'Jurassic World' out of its misery?
• Johnny Depp has blown through $650 million fortune
• A Burger King restaurant refuses to serve cops
• Study: Caffeine could protect the heart
• Plus-size models may fuel obesity epidemic
• Priest suspended after slapping baby during baptism
• Expert of the Day: Michael Stumo from the Coalition for a Prosperous America on Trump's tariffs on China

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 21, 2018

• SCOTUS says online retailers have to collect state sales tax
• NYU professor releases personal info on ICE employees, hopes it'll be 'useful'
• Mika and Morning Ho say they're ready to foster an illegal child
• Trump calls out Obama for 'inhumane' treatment of illegal kids
• 'Concentration camp' people react to Trump's detention centers, but they're actually Obama's
• Lawsuit photos show inhumane conditions for illegals during Obama's term in office
• Trump rips Mexico: 'Take our money, send drugs'
• House pushes back vote on immigration bill
• Smuggler abandons 6-year-old in desert
• CNN anchor stuns senator with detention question
• Melania makes surprise visit to border facility
• Dons jacket leaving Washington that read, 'I really don't care. Do U?'
• Time's cover shows Trump staring down an illegal child
• Hillary funding anti-Trump pro-illegals rallies
• OMG! ABC reports kids being held in rural locations! No-o-o-o-o!
• TN charged with threatening the president
• List of Trump's accomplishments so far
• NH guv saves citizens millions by vetoing solar subsidies
• Pastor shots and kills carjacker in Walmart parking lot
• A quarter of DC teachers are unlicensed
• Japanese worker punished for starting lunch 3 minutes early 
• Guest: Ryan Girdusky from the Washington Examiner discusses Mueller being the biggest obstacle for 9/11 families wanting to sue Saudi Arabia
• Expert of the Day: Hans von Spakovsky from the Heritage Foundation asks why no one's concerned about Americans in jail who have children put in foster care

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 20, 2018

• Trump signs executive order allowing joint detention
• Trump vows to stop illegal immigration
• Says we're not going to give aid to countries that send illegals to U.S.
• Obama cyber chief confirms he was ordered to 'stand down' investigation into Russian attacks on U.S. election in 2016
• Peter Fonda apologizes for vulgar tweet against Trump's son, deletes tweets
• Also says he's signing something soon to end family separation
• Possible DNA tests at border to verify parents
• Laura Ingraham faces backlash after saying detention facilities were 'essentially summer camps'
• Pope says Trump's immigration policy is 'immoral'
• Dems exploit children with House photo op
• Illegal confesses to killing prostitutes, dumping bodies in the street
• Thousands of illegals given DACA protection arrested for violent crimes
• Russian trolls are exploiting the family separation stories
• Antifa protesters shout at DHS secretary at DC restaurant
• Viral photo of Trump supposedly putting children in cages was a fake
• Mother separated from Down Syndrome daughter is a suspected smuggler
• Horrifying photos of Obama's illegal alien detention facilities
• Illegal Immigrant Song
• Peter Strzok escorted out of the FBI but still has a job
• Comey says Hillary still doesn't understand why she was under investigation
• Record optimism among U.S. manufacturers
• Disability applications plunge as economy strengthens
• Networks ignore predictions of 4 percent GDP growth
• Dozens of organizations considering lawsuits against Southern Poverty Law Center
• Voters have growing belief the Russians were actually helping Hillary
• Starbucks to close about 150 stores
• Chris Pratt's lesson to young people: God is real, learn to pray
• WHO says transgenders aren't mentally ill, but video game addicts are
• Professor: Learning math can cause 'collateral damage' to society
• Man arrested for trying to have sex with a car's tailpipe
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on Trump and the border issue

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 18, 2018

• Trump says U.S. will not become a 'migrant camp'
• The truth about what kinds of 'parents' are separated from their 'children'
• DHS Sec: Obama separated families too
• Poll: Majority of Republicans support separating families to deter illegal immigration
• U.S. government could be holding 30,000 illegal children by August
• Dem members of Congress stage publicity stunt at detention center
• Obama's immigration agencies separated children from parents too
• Obama's HHS placed migrant children in custody of human traffickers
• Members of Congress call for investigation of Planned Parenthood of sex trafficking allegations
• Justice IG looking into Comey leaks
• Trump creating 'Space Force' branch of the military
• Satisfaction with direction of the country at 12-year high
• Americans struggle to separate facts from opinion in LWM
• Terrified San Francisco tourists shocked by aggressive vagrants
• U.S. green house gas production drops for third straight year
• Southern Poverty Law Center pays out millions to group it wrongly labeled bigoted
• U. of Denver pushes female-only programs as male enrollment plummets
• Kim Jong Un more popular among Republicans than Pelosi
• 4 in 10 people have deleted social media accounts in past year over privacy concerns
• Man's burger receipt says, 'Please spit in it too'
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner about the blue wave hitting a red wall

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 15, 2018

• Phil Valentine's new spy novel is now out on audiobook
• FBI orders bias training for employees, even though they said there was no bias
• FBI sat on Weiner probe for almost a month in favor of Russia investigation
• More evidence of political bias
• And more
• The IG report didn't really say there was no bias
• Byron York: How political bias infected the Trump, Hillary probes
• Trump announces more tariffs on Chinese goods
• Sen. Alexander claims the tariffs are hurting a vacuum cleaner maker
• Lindsey Graham says he's working with Trump and if you don't like it "I don't give a sh**'
• Canadians boycott U.S. goods, cancel vacations
• Judge sends Manafort to jail pending trial
• Pelosi calls all people of faith hypocrites for not being outraged over treatment of illegals
• Morning Ho compares it to the Nazis
• Rep. Steve King says Republicans are considering forcing Paul RINO out early
• Key conservatives push for 'shield law' after seizure of reporter's records
• Taliban leader killed by U.S. drone
• Clapper claims Russia used a 'cut-out' to transfer DNC e-mails to Wikileaks
• Atlanta Fed estimates GDP growth at 4.8 percent
• DC and Maryland expand their emolument lawsuit against Trump
• Rand Paul's attacker to be sentenced
• College basketball star tweets 'White people have no culture'
• New rule for Netflix employees: No looking at anyone for more than 5 seconds
• LWM distort Trump's comment to Shinzo Abe about shipping Mexicans
• Clarinetist sues ex-girlfriend for deceitfully keeping him out of prestigious music school
• Idiot arrested for bringing meth to police station to be tested
• 14 percent of Americans have had sex at work
• 41 percent of Americans can't identify a car's engine when presented with a picture
• Expert of the Day: Travis Tritten of the Washington Examiner on John McCain slamming Trump for cancelling military exercises with SoKo

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 14, 2018

• IG Report: Comey deviated from FBI procedures in Hillary case, found no bias
• IG suggests Peter Strzok and Lisa Page conspired to prevent Trump from becoming president
• Comey didn't know Huma was married to Anthony Weiner? How is that possible?
• 'Foreign actors' accessed Hillary's e-mails
• Mueller attorney sent anti-Trump text 'Viva Le Resistance'
• FBI agents regularly received free stuff from journalists
• Five agents have been referred for disciplinary action
• NY AG sues to dissolve Trump charity
• CNN goes nuts because Trump returned the salute of a NoKo general
• Teacher and former union leader busted for selling meth
• Climate alarmists claim Antarctic melting will cause Brooklyn to flood 20 times a year
• Urgent scam warning for Fortnite players
• Most Americans think newcomers need to adopt our language and culture
• Expert of the Day: Frank Gaffney from the Center for Security Policy on NBC hiring Obama advisor Ben Rhodes as an 'unbiased analyst'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 13, 2018

• Trump declares NoKo no longer a nuke threat
• Poll shows Mueller's public image at all-time low
• Rosenstein threatened to 'subpoena' GOP-led committee
• Trump's former lawyer to cooperate with federal prosecutors
• Trump tweets America's biggest enemy is fake news
• Food stamp enrollment lowest in 8 years
• Plan to split Ca. into three states will be on November ballot
• Joy Behar says GOP Trump supporters in midterms are 'in a cult'
• And Bob Corker says the GOP's relationship with Trump is 'cultish'
• Stormy's lawyer thinks the Russians are after him
• NY Times investigating reporter amid leak scandal
• Target stores celebrate gay pride month
• Lesbian couple says Uber driver kicked them out for kissing in back seat
• Thefts rise after Ca. reduces criminal penalties
• Oakland jogger jailed for cleaning up homeless encampment
• IHOP's name change to IHOB most obnoxious brand move of the year
• Internet obsessed with climbing raccoon
• Then there's the guy who tried to shoot a raccoon from a utility pole
• Uncle Drew video Phil was talking about
• Guy serves his friends tacos made from his own amputated leg
• Expert of the Day: Megan Barth from MediaEqualizer.com on the left-wing media and the Trump/Kim summit

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 12, 2018

• Summit results in commitment to de-nuke NoKo
• Read the text of the agreement
• Highlights of the summit
• Trump on Kim: 'I do trust him'
• Trump pledges to end military exercises in SoKo
• The video Trump showed Kim Jong-un
• Judge approves AT&T/Time Warner merger
• Net neutrality is officially dead
• Seattle reverses course on 'head tax,' will now repeal it
• Idiot FBI agent who unintentionally shot someone while doing a flip while dancing has turned himself in
• CNN complains about zero-tolerance policy for illegals
• Study: Higher minimum wage causes more poverty in poor neighborhoods
• Lowes stops checking receipts after discrimination complaint
• Trump blasts 'Punchy' De Niro
• Schumer pushes for vote on Corker amendment to rein in Trump's tariffs
• Alec Baldwin says he could beat Trump in 2020
• Dutch anti-Islam party to hold Mohammad cartoon competition
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on media dismissing the promise of the Trump/Kim summit

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 11, 2018

• Pompeo says Trump can offer NoKo security assurances unlike any in the past
• What to expect from Kim Jong Un
• Dennis Rodman arrives in Singapore
• Kim brings his own toilet
• Flashback: The LWM loved Clinton's NoKo deal
• De Niro is officially nuts, suffers from severe Trump Derangement Syndrome
• BSNBC host says she shouts De Niro's words in the shower
• Bill Maher wants a recession if it'll remove Trump from office
• Nunes gives DOJ until tomorrow to cough up documents on FBI informant
• Inside Obama's secret meetings with 2020 contenders
• Dems testing liberal messages for mid-terms
• SCOTUS: States can purge voter rolls of people who don't vote
• Trump administration drops asylum protection for domestic violence victims
• Commies upset over illegal alien suicide
• Bill Clinton: Norms of 'what you can do to someone against their will' have changed
• Wells Fargo joins other banks in banning purchases of cryptocurrencies on credit cards
• Farrakhan rants against 'Jewish power'
• Twitter CEO apologizes for eating Chick-fil-A
• Claim: Trump tore up a letter from Chuck Schumer
• Driver poops on another man in road rage
• Bourdain conspiracy: He was about to expose child sex ring
• More realistic theory, Bourdain didn't take doctor's advice on his depression
• Man who vanished from the Air Force in 1983 has been found with fake ID in Ca.
• Uber can tell if you're drunk by the way you hold your phone
• Fake pregnant man all the rage at London Men's Fashion Week
• PETA furious after trainer puts lipstick on a whale
• Passenger playing with sex doll causes emergency landing
• Why was Paul McCartney barefoot on the cover of 'Abbey Road'
• Expert of the Day: Dinesh D'Souza on his new movie that compares Trump to Lincoln and on his fresh pardon from Trump

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 8, 2018

• Macron turns on Trump
• McCain blasts Trump over G7 comment
• Another indictment for Manafort
• Chinese government hackers stole sensitive Navy undersea warfare plans
• Former CIA case officer found guilty of spying for China, could get life
• Anthony Bourdain found dead
• Krauthammer has weeks to live
• Trump presses the DOJ to not let the Awan boys off the hook
• BernMe claims his socialist ideas are winning
• Manufacturers demand that mayors stand up to climate lawsuits
• University prohibits 'harsh text messages'
• Trump: No White House invite for Warriors or Cavs
• Val Kilmer returning for 'Top Gun' sequel
• Study: 10 percent admit to checking phone during sex
• Expert of the Day: Andrew Egger from the Weekly Standard talks about the new Manafort indictment

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 7, 2018

• Support Phil by buying his new spy thriller
• Trump/Kim meeting 'all ready to go'
• Buffett says economy is feeling strong
• Paul Ryan: No evidence of collusion between Trump and the Russians
• Putin takes aim at West
• 'The Week' says Dems are blowing mid-terms
• Media are lying about what Sean Hannity said
• Utilities are lowering rates thanks to tax cuts
• Teamsters at UPS ready to strike
• Kaepernick expected to subpoena Trump in case against NFL
• Man kills home intruders with dreaded AK-47
• Illegal detained at army fort by ICE while delivering food
• White professor goes on rant about seeing white kids at Harlem restaurant
• Is your phone spying on you?
• Taxi drivers are killing themselves because of Uber
• Cancer patient given 3 months to live finds cure with experimental treatment
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann from the Washington Examiner says TN senate candidate Phil Bredesen has given nearly a half-million dollars to liberal Democrats

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 6, 2018

• Phil's new spy novel is now up on Amazon!
• Blue wave? Depends on which races you look at.
• DOJ IG finds Comey defied authority as FBI director
• China buckles, offers Trump $70 billion to stop trade war
• The economy's so hot we have more job openings than unemployed
• And CNN turns it around to insinuate we need the illegals for the jobs
• Obama sought to give Iran access to U.S. financial system defying sanctions
• Sen. Corker introduces bill to stop Trump tariffs
• Man kneels during anthem at 'Celebration of America' event
• Jessica Chastain emerges as leader of gender equality in Hollywood
• DJTJ mocks Clinton over 'victim' remarks
• Jeb Bush urges House GOP to take up immigration before November
• CNBC all excited about Ivanka and some Russian weightlifter
• Trump commutes sentence for Kim Kardashian's friend
• CNN claims consumers aren't feeling the tax cuts with more spending…
• But looky here at this Reuters report from about three weeks ago
• Air Force cancels $24 million fridge for Air Force One
• 85 percent of junior Naval officers struggle with seamanship
• Non-drinkers more likely to miss work
• Expert of the Day: Howard Comen, private investigator and journalist, on gangs in America and how they're outgunning and out-high-teching the authorities

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 5, 2018

• Trump scraps Eagles WH visit to avoid low turnout
• Fox News apologizes for implying Eagles knelt during anthem
• LeBron says neither winner of NBA finals will go to White House
• Black voters think young blacks are better off under Trump than Obama by 2-1
• Starbucks CEO may run for president?
• Calls out Trump on polarizing politics
• Senate Republicans kill August recess
• Media obsessed with Scott Pruitt and the mattress
• Just as Uncle Phil predicted: Media go nuts over 'Missing Melania'
• Man sues CVS for blabbing to his wife about his Viagra prescription
• Fashion designer Kate Spade commits suicide
• De Blasio plans to diversify elite NYC magnet schools by scrapping admissions test
• Social Security has to reduce benefits by 2034 to survive
• Pranksters send SWAT team to Camera Hogg's house
• Miss America drops swimsuit competition, will no longer judge on looks
• Expert of the Day: Tom Rogan of the Washington Examiner says don't read too much into Kim Jong Un's supposed moderation of his regime

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 4, 2018

• SCOTUS backs cake baker in gay wedding argument
• In leaked letter Trump attorneys argue against testifying before Mueller
• Trump believed Flynn was no longer under investigation when he asked Comey to let it go
• Giuliani: Pardon probably has the power to pardon himself
• Even if Trump shot Comey he couldn't be indicted
• BernMe Sanders goes after Disney over 'living wages'
• Ca. city fights poverty with guaranteed income
• Nearly half of Bay Area residents want out
• Meanwhile, Jerry Brown wants to tax drinking water
• And it's now illegal to shower and do laundry on the same day
• ICE: NYC released 440 'dangerous' illegals
• Britain says militant Islamist threat to stay high and may rise
• New Italian government vows to create jobs, deport migrants
• Camera Hogg and cohorts plan summer-long crusade against guns
• Zuckerberg lied to congress, says Dem congressman
• New book: Obama wondered if he was 'too good' for America
• Samantha B lost advertisers over Ivanka attack
• Felon threatens carry permit holder with gun, doesn't end well for the felon
• Gas prices retreat, but for how long?
• Maxine Waters holds meet-and-greet, 10 people show up
• Prominent psychiatrist says 'demonic possession is real'
• FBI agent loses gun during dance floor backflip, accidentally shoots bar patron
• Expert of the Day: Joel Gehrke from the Washington Examiner talks about Mike Pompeo getting tough on China regarding Tiananmen Square

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 1, 2018

• Unemployment drops to 3.8 percent, black unemployment hits another historic low
• San Fran Nan doesn't think the job numbers are good news
• U.S. oil output jumps to record high
• NoKo summit is definitely back on
• Kim Jong un's aide arrives at White House to deliver letter
• Pope to meet with Big Oil about climate change
• CNN scare tactic: Trump's tariff could hurt red states that support him
• People are fleeing Silicon Valley
• ESPN warns anti-Trump hosts to be careful
• Fake Flint cops have been fooling real cops for years
• Chinese lasers can now eliminate aircraft
• Study: Global warming making kids dumber
• Plane makes emergency landing after man's BO makes passengers vomit
• Too much bad news can make you sick
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner about the misinformation coming from the media about Trump