Daily Show Prep - Friday August 31, 2018

• Warrants to spy on Carter Page obtained without FISA court hearings
• Trump team putting together 'counter-report' to question Mueller's legitimacy
• Two prosecutors quit Mueller's team
• Karl Rove rips Trump for wanting the DOJ to investigate Hillary
• Trump says he'll keep Sessions as AG through mid-terms
• Jobless claims lowest since 1969
• 83 percent of executives say business is better
• Trump threatens to pull out of WTO if it doesn't 'shape up'
• Gohmert: FBI 'very deceptive' in rebutting story on Chinese hacking of Hillary's e-mails
• DOJ threatening cities that allow 'safe injection sites' for drug users
• ICE issues detainers for two illegals who killed little boy in hit-and-run
• Trump: Google, Facebook, Amazon may be in a 'very antitrust situation'
• Twitter blocks some conservatives from 'Twitter Moments' section
• Another study shows Google pushes liberal news sites
• Boy who said he wouldn't fight bullies because 'it's not the Jedi way' actually fell instead
• Court declares cheerleaders' Bible verse banners are legal
• Top spy catcher says China uses LinkedIn to recruit Americans
• Sharpton takes shot at Trump at Aretha's funeral: Teach him what respect means
• From the guy who couldn't even spell it (forward to 1:22)
• Man accused of stealing teen's MAGA hat indicted by grand jury
• Uber driver kills man in self defense
• Alex Jones' bid to throw out Sandy Hook defamation lawsuit denied
• Scientists feed seaweed to cows to reduce 'emissions'
• Publix recalls ground chuck after people get sick from E. coli
• Local news cat fight: Weather lady fractures anchor's skull in fight
• Allstate: Brownsville, TX best drivers, Baltimore the worst
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner on an illegal deported 10 times getting 10 years in prison

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 30, 2018

• Trump heightens attacks against CNN, Carl Bernstein over fake Trump Tower story
• FBI: No evidence Hillary's e-mail server was compromised
• Sarah Palin not invited to John McCain's funeral
• ICE detains over 100 illegals in Texas raid
• Bank of America freezes accounts of customers thought to be illegals
• Showdown expected at site of toppled UNC Confederate statue
• Confirmed: Police chief told officers to stand down as statue was toppled
• Gillum says we need a 'confederation of states' to make Medicare for all work
• Ca. Dems call for boycott of In-N-Out Burgers after GOP donation
• China refuses to share samples of dangerous flu virus
• What the professor really told the FBI about Trump, Russia, and Papadopoulos
• Watergate whistleblower John Dean to testify against Kavanaugh in confirmation hearings
• Prosecutor error causes judge to dismiss charges against 3 in NM terrorist camp case
• Elon Musk can't stop tweeting even after Tesla's board asked him to stop
• Climategate 4: Mann's cohorts lose in court
• Assange close to eviction
• 'First Man' film about Neil Armstrong omits U.S. flag on moon
• Teen sues saying college rejects him because he follows Alex Jones on Twitter
• College says 9/11 memorial might offend Muslims
• College student set on fire, murdered by illegal in sanctuary city
• New study rejects claim that illegals are doing the jobs Americans just won't do
• Archaeologists unearth site where Jesus turned water into wine
• Check out the Navy drag queen
• Candidate wants to be your n-word
• Mass brawl on jet after woman 'gets her boobs out and starts giving lads lapdances'
• PETA wants to erect a roadside memorial for lobsters killed in a car wreck
• In case you're wondering how much gold is actually in the world
• Expert of the Day: Author Brigitte Gabriel talks about her new book, Rise: In Defense of Judeo-Christian Values and Freedom

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 29, 2018

• CNN continues to stand by Cohen Trump Tower story that his lawyer says is false
• Bruce Ohr tells Congress FBI knew about dossier author's bias but didn't tell FISA court
• Grassley warns Trump to keep top White House lawyer
• Study affirms Google search results lean left
• Consumer confidence at 18-year high
• GDP rise revised up to 4.2 percent
• Prosecutor: Vatican knew of Pa. sex abuse cover-up
• Court rejects atheists' appeal over 'In God We Trust' on money
• U.S.'s share of mass shootings is actually below the global average
• Liberal Democrats, Trump loyalists win in Tuesday's primaries
• DeSantis says Floridians don't need to 'monkey this up' and LWM cry racism
• Seriously? Fox News has to say they don't condone such language?
• Eating their own: Human Rights VP uses racial slur to tell 'upsetting story,' forced to resign
• Women directors slam 'toxic masculinity'
• Jeffrey Toobin says Trump is a racist for criticizing Antifa because it's a black group
• Mother Jones: Trump's environmental policies will make us 'stupider'
• Illegal alien sues after child dies six weeks after detainment
• Dick's shares drop after new gun policy
• Claim: NYPD denies gun permits based on minor traffic violations
• Johnny Depp wins in oral contract battle
• Myrtle Beach cracking down on cursing
• Bullied kid refuses to fight back because 'it's not the Jedi way'
• 'Climate change' is changing Miami real estate
• Vox's absurd editorial about the Animal Crackers box redesign
• 1 in 50 people find love on airplanes
• Expert of the Day: Cody Wilson, the man at the center of the 3D gun lawsuit, talks about 3D printing guns and his fundraising campaign

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 28, 2018

• Rep. Meadows: FBI/DOJ leaked stories to press then used stories to get FISA warrants
• Chinese hacked nearly all of Hillary's e-mails while she was sec. state, sources say
• Senators, including Feinstein, tried to silence the messenger
• Cohen's lawyer admits he lied about Trump knowing about Tower meeting and DNC hack in advance
• Trump accuses Google of rigging search results in favor of bad coverage
• Study: How online media companies are suppressing conservative speech
• AZ guv plans to please Trump with McCain replacement
• ESPN's Kellerman angry that Tiger Woods defended Trump
• MO first state to regulate the use of word 'meat'
• Mad Dog Mattis boots 2,000 immigrant recruits over security concerns
• Trump's immigration policy is working
• More Trump Derangement Syndrome: Student goes nuts, snatches MAGA hat, assaults teacher
• Jim Brown doubles down on anthem stand, Trump support
• Czech PM calls for no more illegals in Europe
• Scientists discover a genetic link between pot and schizophrenia
• Sixteen states ask Supreme Court if it's OK to fire a guy dressing as a woman
• Man in women's clothing tried to take pictures under bathroom stall
• Farmers' Almanac predicts 'teeth-chattering' winter
• Cynthia Nixon wants debate hall at 76 degrees because cool rooms are 'notoriously sexist'
• Majority of Americans can't name a single Supreme Court justice
• Alec Baldwin to play Batman's father as Trump-like figure
• CNN drops 12 percent against #1 Fox News
• Expert of the Day: Dr. John Lott, president of the Crime Prevention Research Center, on the Jacksonville shooting

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 27, 2018

• Trump announces he's 'terminating' NAFTA
• Stocks hit new highs on news of U.S./Mexico NAFTA deal
• Roger Stone predicts Mueller will indict DJTJ
• CNN's Obama plant aired two false stories
• Cohen's lawyer says stories that DJT had prior knowledge of DJTJ Trump Tower meeting is bunk
• Comey lied under oath about Weiner e-mails
• And the investigation into Hillary's e-mail server ain't over
• America says goodbye to John McCain
• Media slam White House for raising flag two days after McCain's death
• Flag lowered to half staff again
• McCain takes shot at Trump from the grave
• Trump issues statement on McCain
• Pope silent on accusation he ignored sexual abuse
• Texas Dems want to decriminalize illegal entry into the country
• Another illegal alien kills
• The Soviets are back: Russians on trial for sharing memes
• Gamer loses tournament then kills 2 and himself
• Was a rabid anti-Trumper
• Had history of mental illness
• It was another gun-free zone
• Judge who released runners of NM terrorist training camp accused prosecutor of anti-Muslim bias
• They planned to attack an Atlanta hospital
• CNN weaves a sob story for the terrorist compound
• Judge blocks distribution of 3D-printed gun blueprints
• 96 percent of Google search results for Trump news are liberal sites
• Camera Hogg marches on Smith & Wesson
• Then Camera Hogg lies about slow gun sales
• Trump supports Tiger Woods after 'respect the office' comments
• 'Hunger Stones' emerge in parched Europe
• Meanwhile, parts of Europe woke up to near record low temps
• Unexpected summer snows wreck vacation plans
• Another 'Ship of Fools' gets stuck in Arctic ice
• Germany retreats from Paris Accord
• Tim Conway battling dementia
• Lacy bras for men are now a thing
• Man injured when he falls into 'black hole' art exhibit
• Robot-made burgers wow crowds in San Fran
• Man busted with 800 pounds of stolen lemons
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from Washington Examiner says Trump joins 'techlash' denouncing social media censorship

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 24, 2018

• Trump Organization CFO was granted immunity in Cohen case
• Trump: Cohen payments to women weren't illegal because they 'came from me'
• At least two senators say it's time for Sessions to go
• Facebook censors more articles from conservative outlets
• Trump to Pompeo: Delay the NoKo talks
• Horowitz: Visa, Mastercard cuts off payments to my think tank based on 'hate group' label
• Left-wing social media all work with left-wing Southern Poverty Law Center
• The stifling of conservatives on Twitter
• Majority of Hillary e-mails on Weiner's laptop never examined
• Biometric camera catches illegal trying to enter country under false passport
• Report: Vegas shooter's girlfriend worked for FBI
• Lawyer for accused killer of Mollie Tibbetts argues his client's legal status is simply a narrative
• Congressman Steve King calls out political correctness in murder of Mollie Tibbetts
• Republican declared the winner in Ohio special congressional election
• Defiant Pelosi says she's not going anywhere: 'I have a following'
• CNN goes in search of disgruntled Trump voters, comes up empty
• McCain will discontinue treatment for brain cancer
• Obama's CDC director Frieden arrested on sex abuse charges
• Regie Hamm: Trump, or something like him...
• Ocasio-Cortez criticizes Uber while spending $4k on rides
• Robin Leach dead at 76
• 8-year-old walks her dog, neighbors call the police
• Taylor Swift's merchandise truck catches fire
• Greenland surface ice expands for second year in a row
• Woman left 4-year-old in van while she drank in steak house
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on what happened to Russian collusion

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 23, 2018

• Target CEO raves about economy
• Trump says market would crash if he were impeached
• National Enquirer boss gets immunity in Cohen case
• Manafort juror says Manafort was guilty, Russian collusion is a witch hunt
• Rudy says Trump asked him about pardoning Manafort
• Sessions fires back at Trump
• U.S., China raise tariffs in new round of trade dispute
• Education secretary considering letting schools buy guns with federal funds
• Judge slams officials who refused to enforce ICE detainer on illegal who later raped 3 women
• Reality Winner sentenced to 63 months in prison for leaks
• Mollie Tibbetts stabbed multiple time, according to autopsy report
• CNN suspends pro-Trump contributor over alleged sexual misconduct four years ago
• ISIS claims credit for stabbing attack in Paris
• Catholic priest beaten by man saying, 'This is for all the little kids'
• Europe is banning halogen lightbulbs
• Kroger to phase out plastic bags at all stores
• Congressman Hunter and wife enter not guilty plea to campaign finance violations
• Major prison strike spreads across America, Canada
• Study: Many feel tethered to phone
• Docs being told to prescribe honey rather than antibiotics
• Woman who lied about rape rolls her eyes in court
• UNC promises to prosecute topplers of Confederate statue
• Sears is closing 46 more stores
• Drug-smuggling tunnel found beneath AZ KFC
• Would-be NASA intern loses gig over vulgar Twitter announcement
• Starbucks to start paying employees to volunteer
• Drone video shows Amazon tribe that's never had contact with outside world
• University launches center to study climate change denial
• Austrian man tries to board train with horse
• Lynyrd Skynyrd guitarist Ed King dead at 68
• Magic mushrooms to treat depression?
• Hospital guard fired for having sex with a corpse
• Expert of the Day: Clark Packard, trade policy counsel with R Street Institute, on the handshake NAFTA deal between the U.S. and Mexico

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 22, 2018

• The latest fallout from the Cohen guilty plea
• Impeachment unlikely
• Explanation of the plea deal from a lawyer
• Cohen likely copped a plea to protect his wife
• Trump takes shot at Cohen
• Cohen launches GoFundMe page with $500,000 goal
• Flashback: Obama campaign fined $375,000 for campaign violations
• Steven Tyler demands Trump stop playing Aerosmith songs at his rallies
• Angel families demand politicians act after illegal alien kills Mollie Tibbetts
• Elizabeth Warren more concerned about separated families than murdered girls
• Stephen King: Mollie's killer may have been illegal, but what about the Vegas shooter?
• Previously deported illegal charged with murder of Minn. woman
• The methodology behind Trump's 36-percent approval with blacks
• Imran Awan gets off with just slap on the wrist
• Bomb threat reported at Arlington National Cemetery
• Papa John launches website to save his reputation
• Country star Gretchen Wilson arrested after disturbance on flight
• Canadian man who wants to be a woman files human rights complaint after refusal to fund his breast implants. No, we're serious.
• Expert of the Day: Rich Goldberg from the Foundation for Defense of Democracies on two men arrested serving as agents of Iran

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 21, 2018

• Manafort found guilty on 8 counts
• Fusion GPS spy worked out of ex-Obama official's office
• Trump worries that Mueller interview could be a trap
• Media didn't care when Obama scrubbed security clearances back in 2013
• Protesters topple Confederate statue on UNC campus
• Antifa attacks man who brought American flag to protest fascism
• Voters think reporters side with Antifa
• Twitter goes nuts over Trump's 'racist' praise of Border Patrol agent
• Recent social media crackdowns mirror Soros censorship plan
• EPA overhauls Obama-era regulations on coal plants
• U.S. reduces its CO2 emissions more than any other country, despite never ratifying Kyoto
• Michigan health director to stand trial in Flint deaths
• 'Most dangerous terrorist in the world' killed in drone strike
• Mikey 'The Rat' Cohen reaches plea deal
• Florida most free state, New York least free
• Cardi B's pro-life message at Video Music Awards
• Meanwhile Oprah encourages women to brag about their abortions
• Mollie Tibbetts' alleged killer is an illegal
• Camera Hogg demands old Democrats 'move the f**k off the plate and let us take control'
• Elizabeth Warren wants to bar lawmakers from owning stock
• South Africa begins seizing white-owned farms
• Street artist trolls Weinstein accuser with #SheToo posters
• She blames the sexual misconduct payoff on Anthony Bourdain
• Politico takes heat for blaming Roy Cohn's death on 'decadent homosexual lifestyle'
• Miami Herald endorses alien abductee
• States where $100 goes furthest
• Ocasio-Cortez wants to abolish ICE, the agency that just deported the last known Nazi
• Ocasio-Cortez defends 'sanctuary space' from media
• Policeman catches woman shoplifting school clothes then pays for them himself
• Killer robots poised for mass production
• Men arrested for 'farm orgies' with dozens of animals
• Child slaves forced to work on London pot farms
• Ice found on the moon
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner talks about 15-year-old MS-13 gang member who planned and executed the murder of 4 people

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 20, 2018

• Brennan threatens to sue over losing security clearance
• Stands by treason claim
• Rand Paul: Brennan doesn't 'know how to keep his mouth shut'
• Clapper: Brennan's rhetoric has 'become an issue in and of itself'
• National Review: NY Times 'attempts' to find Trump obstruction
• Trump calls Mueller obstruction inquiry bogus
• Rep. Kristi Noem questions why 5 million people have security clearance
• Early Weinstein accuser pays off young actor who accused her of sexual misconduct
• Illegal spouse of pregnant woman detained en route to hospital was wanted for murder
• Lawyer who defended illegals could face her own deportation
• NM terrorist compound has been razed
• Al Sharpton's Aretha tribute: 'R-E-S-P-I-C-T'
• Twitter CEO admits we are 'more left-leaning'
• Antifa asks 'fascist' cops to break up peaceful conservative protest
• Minn. Dems endorse Ellison amid abuse allegations
• Dem warms up crowd with Trump death joke
• Barcelona police kill 'knifeman shouting Allahu Akbar'
• Oil prices down, but not at the pump
• The EPA is about to limit its own power
• Coral bleaching was just as bad 400 years ago, study says
• CBS scares viewers with predictions of climate change causing hurricanes
• Tesla stock continues slide
• Senate passes resolutions defending press against Trump
• Frontier Airlines suspends pilot after Facebook comment about boy using girls' bathroom at school
• Fewer people are buying solar panels after subsidies were pulled
• Doctors leaving their practices to pursue other careers
• Morbid 'falling stars challenge' is sweeping Russian social media
• New Kevin Spacey movie takes in $618
• It's National Radio Day
• Obama's recommended reading: 'Why Liberalism Failed'
• Expert of the Day: Maria Espinoza from The Remembrance Project talks about the illegal pulled over by ICE driving his wife to the hospital

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 17, 2018

• Trump nearing deal with Mexico on revised NAFTA
• Walmart execs declare best economy for customers in decades
• US Steel to invest $750 million to revitalize Gary plant in wake of Trump tariffs
• Manafort ask judge what constitutes reasonable doubt
• Judge in Manafort case says he's been threatened
• Special ops shoot down Brennan
• GOP Sen. Kennedy: Brennan is a 'butthead' who no longer needs security clearance
• 'Queer Eye' star blasted for tweeting not all Republicans are racist
• Politics keeps 1 in 7 Americans up at night
• Twitter purges more accounts
• China likely training for U.S. strikes in Pacific
• Trump's military parade postponed due to costs
• 1 in 4 adults has a disability
• Ca. tracking license plates to monitor welfare recipients
• Do ride-sharing services mean we've hit 'peak car?'
• Tesla whistleblower claims rampant theft, drug dealing at factory
• More Fake News: NBC claims Sen. Nelson wasn't making it up but give no proof he wasn't
• Google admits to tracking users
• Socialism Ends Here: Venezuela will cut 5 zeros from currency to fight inflation
• Iranian woman confronts cleric who told her to 'fix your hijab'
• City urges a break from sex to fight heat wave
• Chinese police detain man for asking why can't Taiwan be called a country
• Southwest to allow miniature horses on planes as service animals
• Argument over who will play Aretha Franklin in the movie leads to shooting
• This is a parody, of course, but it's hilarious: A play on Chelsea and her abortion claim
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from the Washington Examiner talks about Omarosa and Brennan

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 16, 2018

• Aretha Franklin dead at 76
• Brennan calls Trump's claim of no collusion 'hogwash'
• NRO: Revoking Brennan's security clearance is a Constitutional issue
• Reality Winner faces stiff prison sentence for leaks
• Judicial Watch uncovers five more Hillary e-mails containing classified material
• Number of Fidelity 401(k) millionaires hits record high
• Critics slam Vatican's 'disturbing' silence on pedopriests coverup
• ISIS member arrested in Sacramento
• Wildfire smoke blankets the Northwest
• Cuomo's office walks back 'America was never that great' comment
• Black Dem rep candidate tells voters not to vote for Asian 'Ching-Chang' opponent
• Glenn Close on trans film roles: 'Anyone should be able to play anyone'
• Director cast a robot as lead actor
• Naive couple that didn't believe in evil killed biking through ISIS territory
• Expert of the Day: Alfredo Ortiz from Job Creators Network says GOP states are friendlier to business than Democrat states

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 15, 2018

• Trump pulls Brennan's top secret clearance
• CNN Poll: Trump approval higher than Carter, Clinton, or Reagan at this point in their presidencies
• U.S. retail sales increase strongly in July
• LWM scramble to credit Obama
• NY Times columnist says Trump N-word tape would increase support with base
• Twitter blocks Alex Jones
• HuffPo reporter scolds Vox for negative coverage of Antifa
• Trump is gutting the 'Clean' Power Plan
• Drunk rapper gets booted from flight, blames Trump
• Punk rocker attacks Trump supporter in audience
• Report: Journalist investigating Bill Clinton found dead
• Andrew Cuomo says America 'was never that great'
• GOP lawmaker wants to know if Feinstein Chinese spy compromises classified intel
• China holding a million or more ethnic minorities in secretive detention camps
• 301 predator priests named in Pa. grand jury report
• Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac offer homes with just 3 percent down
• Christian bakery targeted again, this time transgender cake
• NBC claims Trump doesn't like dogs
• Fox News website beats CNN's for first time ever
• Boys and girls to share bathroom in Kansas City school district
• Tesla faces another lawsuit over stock manipulation
• Washington State judge throws out children's climate change lawsuit
• San Fran breaks out 'poop patrol' to clean up human waste on streets
• Mystery 'pooperintendent' of schools will get more than $100k from school district
• Scottish dad reported missing turns up in U.S. married to secret lover
• Travelers losing their minds over fake plug socket stickers
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner runs down the primaries from last night

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 14, 2018

• Trump Tower meeting with DJTJ looks increasingly like setup by Russian and Clinton operatives
• Massive efforts made to hide Nellie Ohr's involvement in 'Spygate'
• Bruce Ohr to testify before House committee
• Radio Television Digital News Association calls for coordinated attack on Trump
• Tex-Mex restaurant under fire after serving AG Sessions
• Remember when Trump was ridiculed for tying rising violence in Sweden to immigration? Guess what.
• Another terror attack in London with a vehicle
• Special needs boy died in NM terror camp from 'extremist Muslim exorcism'
• Secret Service confirms it's investigating Antifa after weekend of violence
• Watch Antifa chant 'No USA at all'
• DNC silent about Deputy DNC Chairman Ellison's domestic abuse allegations
• The rise of corporate censorship
• Conspiracy theories are more rampant than ever
• CNN frets that over half of Republicans think they're enemies of the people
• Obama administration gave out $434 million in improper Obamacare payments
• Mass. mayor boycotts Sam Adams after co-founder thanks Trump for tax cuts
• More than half of foreign refugees are on food stamps
• Trump-bashing San Juan mayor left hurricane food donations rotting in parking lot while blaming Trump
• Trump calls Omarosa a 'lowlife' and a 'dog'
• Trump campaign seeks millions from Omarosa for violating NDA
• Omarosa used to work for Gore: 'She was the worst hire we ever made,' says former office administrator
• Chelsea Clinton claims abortion has been good for the economy
• Since the repeal of net neutrality U.S. internet speeds have gone from 12th to 6th fastest in the world
• WV House impeached the entire state Supreme Court of Appeals
• GOP chairman: Ca. solar panel mandate is a con job
• Paris installs 'eco-friendly' open-air urinals
• Passenger tied up on plane after going berserk
• How much water should you really drink?
• Woman kept first Mustang sold, now it's worth $350,000
• Expert of the Day: Curtis Houck from Newsbusters on NBC News ignoring their own reporter getting assaulted by Antifa

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 13, 2018

• FBI finally fires Peter Strzok over Trump texts
• Strzok starts a GoFundMe page
• Jordan: Bruce Ohr holds key to many answers in Trump-Russia investigation
• Report: The media have the unredacted FISA app and they're hiding it
• Real source for Steele dossier was a Russian living in U.S. with connection to Clintons
• Antifa protestors caught on video threatening to kill Trump
• They attacked cops and journalists
• USA Today wants to abolish the presidency
• WashPo: Trump posed with biker wearing sexist patch
• Dems have a more positive view of socialism than capitalism
• Prosecution rests in Manafort trial
• Google tracks your movements even when you don't want it to
• Muslim running terrorist training camp in NM has two wives
• Prosecutor overrules sheriff in Florida 'stand your ground' case
• Palm Beach County police union cuts ties with the Miami Dolphins
• Sheriff Clarke latest to be duped by 'Borat'
• Is somebody poisoning Notre Dame's holy water?
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on how dumb Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 10, 2018

• The quid-pro-quo between Steele, Ohr, and Russian oligarch
• The Brits may have meddled more than the Russians
• DOJ jet makes second trip to Little Rock, seen loading boxes of documents
• Flashback to January: FBI launches new Clinton Foundation investigation
• Kavanaugh confirmation hearing scheduled for September 4
• White House denies accusations by 'Unhinged' author
• Boston Globe calls for all media to publish anti-Trump editorials next week
• Trump Derangement Syndrome strikes again
• Microsoft takes action against Gab for hate speech
• Least extreme summer on record in U.S.
• Global temps warmer last year and year before than this year
• NASA proves volcanoes are melting polar ice, not global warming
• Oxford Study: 'Conservatives are right to be skeptical of scientific establishments'
• Red Tide in Florida is not caused by global warming
• Trump tells NFL players to stand for the anthem or get fined by the league
• Jerry Jones says he's proud Dak Prescott for his anthem stand
• Laura Ingraham enrages left with 'demographic' talk
• The Mooch is mad
• Sheriff Joe falls for 'Borat' prank TV show: 'I made a bad mistake'
• Dem congressional candidate divorces her brother
• NASA launches probe to the sun
• Woman dies after nipped from puppy
• Stormy's lawyer says again he's seriously considering a run against Trump
• Expert of the Day: Dinesh D'Souza talks about his new movie, Death of a Nation

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 9, 2018

• Kids trained to shoot up schools at radical Muslim compound
• FL senator claims Russians have penetrated voter registration, state says no evidence
• Assange considering appearing before senate committee
• Sessions says DOJ will not partner with SPLC
• Celebrities urge voters to 'swing left'
• Trump voters still stoked about the president
• Twitter CEO backtracks, will crack down on 'hate speech' after all
• ICE raids a dozen businesses in Nebraska, Minnesota
• Feinstein's ties to China go way deeper than an office spy
• Antifa protestors get violent at Portland city hall
• Lindsay Lohan slams #MeToo accusers as 'weak'
• Atlanta school drops morning Pledge of Allegiance
• Meanwhile, TN schools have to post 'In God we trust'
• Professor sucker-punches critic of social justice gaming
• College professors allow students to pick their own grade
• Petition calls for LeBron James to replace Betsy DeVos as education secretary
• The QAnon conspiracy
• Exercise is good, too much is bad
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner on illegal border crossings being down more than 20 percent from May

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 8, 2018

• Report: Obama DOJ official Bruce Ohr was Steele-FBI go-between peddling dirt on Trump
• Steele was concerned about senate inquiries into dossier
• Devin Nunes says 'pay close attention' to Bruce Ohr
• U.S. hits Russia with new sanctions over poisoning of former Russian double agent
• Philadelphia shields illegal from ICE, he rapes a child
• Trump takes credit for OH special election win
• Dems blame the Russians
• All of socialist Ocasio-Cortez's endorsed candidates lose
• Alex Jones claims 5.6 million new subscribers since social media ban
• Twitter CEO refuses to bow to pressure to ban Alex Jones
• Farrakhan's hatred doesn't violate Facebook's policy
• Facebook gaffe adds festive graffiti balloons to earthquake messages
• Media ignore the Feinstein spy scandal
• Marine veteran calls out media on comparing themselves to soldiers
• Illegal border crossings continue to drop
• GOP congressman arrested for insider trading
• Trump makes health insurance more affordable for people out of work
• Celebrities target Ivanka in Instagram campaign
• Peter Fonda advocates voter fraud in deleted tweet
• YouTube is adding 'fact-check' disclaimers from Wikipedia to 'climate denier' videos
• Decades of mismanagement turned forests into 'slow-motion time bombs'
• Chicago to flood troubled streets with hundreds of new cops
• 'Trump bump' may be wearing off NY Times as subscribers slow
• Black man shot by cops in Nashville, usual suspects cry racism
• Federal agencies scramble to spend money before end of fiscal year
• WV House committee votes to impeach entire Supreme Court of Appeals
• Dallas mayor blames bike-share company for recycling bikes after city runs them out of town
• Defense lawyers want indictments tossed after grand jury spent 39 seconds on each case
• 'Thoroughbred white girl' defense apparently doesn't work
• Saudi Arabia carries out rare crucifixion for murder
• 'Granny Jean' shoots man trying to enter home 'playing with his thing'
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Michael Makovsky from the Jewish Institute for National Security of America on how the U.S. can pressure Iran

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 7, 2018

• If Trump meeting is illegal, then Steele dossier is criminal too
• Facebook lifts block on GOP candidate's ad
• Twitter suspends libertarian accounts
• Facebook bans Alex Jones but keeps Antifa, Louis Farrakhan
• MailChimp is banning Alex Jones's e-mails
• Dem senator: 'Survival of our democracy' depends on banning sites like InfoWars
• Ben Shapiro: What Facebook got wrong in banning Alex Jones
• West Hollywood council wants Trump's star removed from Walk of Fame
• Michael Cohen under investigation for tax fraud
• Antifa threatened livestreamer recording them destroying property
• Ocasio-Cortez says upper middle class doesn't exist anymore
• Failed prognostications of climate alarm
• Climate change alarmist: Time to start panicking
• What alarmists aren't telling you about Europe's heatwave
• China continues to shut down churches
• Going after Apple to share the wealth
• Iranian sanctions leading to backlash against Khamenei
• All eyes on Ohio special election today
• One Ga. precinct had a 243 percent turnout in May
• Will the left rename America?
• The Smith College racist incident that wasn't
• Twin sisters drown in ocean as mother plays on her phone
• Giant floating trash collector will try to scoop up Great Pacific Garbage Patch
• Couple arrested for having sex in front seat of van in front of Walmart
• Guest: Kenny Stein from Institute for Energy Research on Trump freezing fuel standards
• Expert of the Day: Megan Barth of ReaganBabe.com on how the Ca. fires are due to environmental regulations