Daily Show Prep - Friday November 30, 2018

• Another Obama-appointed judge rules against Trump and sanctuary cities
• LWM giddy over Trump gotcha, but they have nothing
• NPR: DJTJ's testimony conflicts with Cohen's
• NPR blatantly lied
• Five 'big' things Mueller's looking at
• Former Trump associate says 'Putin Penthouse' was just a 'marketing conversation'
• The truth about the new climate report
• Two more women accuse global warming guru of sexual misconduct
• Jackson Browne calls for boycott of Marriott over use of plastic
• UN Secretary: Rise of nationalism threatens fight against climate change
• This decade's snow cover highest on record
• Long term temp records contradict GISS's temp record
• The evidence for global cooling
• Ex-Shell exec: Obama had nothing to do with America's oil boom
• Key Clinton operative jailed for corruption
• Google employees debated burying conservative media
• Nashville police union blasts Amazon deal as 'corporate welfare'
• Migrant mother says she was pressured to storm border by Soros-backed group
• Illegals in 42 states
• ICE slams NJ over new rules limiting police cooperation
• Federal employees warned not to talk 'resistance' at work
• Opinion: Khashoggi is no hero, and neither is the WashPo
• MS more prosperous than Europe
• Nashville mayor want participate in Christmas parade if Kid Rock in grand marshal
• So Nashville kicks the kid out
• 'Murphy Brown' episode features reporter who got attacked at Trump rally
• U. of TX professor punished for calling police on disruptive student
• Harvard professor: Healthy portion of fries should only include six
• Radio station pulls 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' because of 'predatory undertones'
• Dominatrix specializes in turning 'white, right-wing' men into socialists
• Nine Inch Nails frontman's claim Ted Cruz ask to be on guest list was made up
• Guest: Dan Gainor from Newsbusters on media pushing false idea that climate change will cause economic harm
• Expert of the Day: David Bossie, co-author of Trump's Enemies, on Michael Cohen and other Trump-related issues

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 29, 2018

• Cohen pleads guilty to lying about Russia development project
• Trump denies pursuing Moscow real estate project
• Dershowitz: New Cohen guilty plea example of Mueller probe 'creating' crimes
• Feds raid Trump tax attorney's office
• Sorting out the Roger Stone-Jerome Corsi saga
• Corsi fed Trump's legal team info on Mueller probe
• Corsi to sue Mueller
• Guardian report a hoax, Manafort passport shows no UK trips
• Trump threatens to declassify 'devastating' docs about Dems
• One-third of caravaners are being treated for health issues
• Tear-gassed mom in viral photo has 9 children, 1 living in U.S.
• Border Patrol busts MS-13 caravaner
• Stormy: Avenatti sued Trump against my wishes
• ABC, CBS ignore the story
• NY Times beats the drum of impending economic doom
• Soros' Open Society driven out of Turkey amid probe of terrorist ties
• NASA chief says U.S. will have manned presence on moon within 10 years
• Researchers say it would be cheap and doable to dim sun to fight global warming
• Dick's Sporting Goods admits suffering gun policy backlash as sales slide
• China halts work by team on gene-edited babies
• 16 postal workers busted for delivering cocaine
• Payless fools shoppers with fake store
• Two-foot squirrels in NC
• Scientists ate Lego heads to see how long it would take to poop them out
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner about the MS-13 member inside the caravan

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 28, 2018

• Manafort lawyer is said to have briefed Trump attorneys
• Cindy Hyde-Smith wins senate seat in MS
• Some migrants in Tijuana regret joining caravan
• Eight-time deported drug mule gets 5 years for re-entering illegally
• One of the most miserable starts to winter on record
• Al Gore to host 24-hour climate change TV special
• Dems still push for carbon tax
• CNN's Sciutto on climate change: We don't want to slowly burn to death
• Study: Liberals 'patronize' minorities
• Antifa member charged with assault of Marine
• WashPo places story about Kavanaugh returning to coach girls basketball in 'public safety' section
• Senior Hillary advisor goes on pants-less rant against Trump advisor
• Husband hates Trump, but not enough
• Opening Bill & Hillary Show plays to half-empty arena
• Hillary's coughing fit returns
• House Dems nominate San Fran Nan as next speaker
• Obama: America has a 'great smugness' about wealth and status
• University hands out hockey pucks for defense against active shooters
• Google has plan to eliminate mosquitos around the world
• Lib conspiracy theorists falsely names Parkland survivor as Russian spy
• Electric scooter riders are flooding ERs
• 'Fearless Girl' relocated on Wall Street
• Murphy Brown reboot cancelled
• NPR fires film critic over 'Last Tango' rape joke
• Woman passes gas in store, then pulls knife on offended customer
• Irish soccer team fakes death of player to avoid next game
• Expert of the Day: Kimberly Fletcher with Moms for America gives a first-hand account of what's really going on at the border

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 27, 2018

• The Guardian says Manafort held secret talks with Assange
• Wikileaks is suing the Guardian for 'entirely fabricated story'
• Mueller's office says Manafort broke his cooperation deal
• Corsi and Stone at odds over Wikileaks
• Trump threatens to cut GM's subsidies after layoff announcement
• Six years ago Obama promised to buy a Chevy Volt
• The Volt is dead
• House committee reviewing Twitter CEO's testimony for false statements
• Nooses and 'hate' signs left outside MS capitol before run-off election
• Obama used tear gas at least 80 times at border
• CNN does piece on the ill effects of tear gas on children
• Migrant mom impaled after climbing border wall
• Andrea Mitchell: Trump 'demonizing' migrants by calling them 'a caravan'
• Book: Trump says if his name weren't Trump many would say he 'blows Ronald Reagan away'
• Trump ripped Obama for spying on his campaign
• Sarah Sanders denounces new climate change report
• Study: Online lending hasn't removed discrimination
• Pro-Trump comedian opens up about getting death threats
• Surprise! China's richest man is also member of Communist Party
• Historical society apologizes for 'Dreaming of a white Dorchester' card
• Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is now racist
• Sleeping pilot overflies Australian destination
• Google's Gmail sentence finisher won't predict gender for fear of offending
• Vegans clash with diners at steak house
• Meet the world's biggest cow
• School apologizes after students recite Pledge of Allegiance...in Spanish
• Public defender has Twitter freak out over toy cop set given to son
• Phil's tribute to veterans that a caller was talking about: I Never Served
• Guest: Daniel Turner, president of Power the Future, on the new climate change report
• Expert of the Day: Sheriff David Clarke from America First Action PAC on lawlessness at the border

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 26, 2018

• Invasion of illegals causes border shutdown
• Dem senator tweets outrage over the use of 'chemical weapons' (it was tear gas)
• Rihanna accuses the U.S. of 'terrorism'
• Elijah Cummings says U.S. must let migrants enter
• Nielsen: 'DHS will not tolerate this type of lawlessness'
• Thousands more on the way
• Ocasio-Cortez compares caravan to Jews fleeing the Holocaust
• Yuma Sector agents assaulted by caravaner
• Flashback: Obama-era Border Patrol agent shot and killed rock thrower, no outrage
• Dershowitz: Mueller report will be politically 'devastating'
• Opinion: Trump is right about Obama judges and Roberts is in denial
• Chinese researcher claims first gene-edited baby
• Corsi rejects Mueller plea deal
• Another anti-Kavanaugh Dem investigated for sexual misconduct
• SCOTUS leans toward allowing antitrust suit against Apple
• Cyber Monday is overshadowed by economic outlook
• Twitter now clamping down on calling trans people by wrong names
• But it's still full of hardcore porn
• NY Times op-ed reveals painful truth about sex change
• Driver targets Jews in L.A.
• Sierra Club blames Ca. fires on global warming
• Experts say new government climate report is false
• Ignores drought in hurricanes
• Meanwhile, much of central Plains and Great Lakes region under blizzard warning
• Greatest two-year global cooling in 100 years and media ignore it
• Record cold hits North America
• Chevy Volt bombs, thousands laid off
• Record snow in Illinois
• Nearly 130 Chicago public school employees ousted over background checks
• White House petition wants to see Jim Acosta seated next to Alex Jones
• Science fiction writer says 'Lord of the Rings' is racist
• Kevin Hart attacked over 'Cowboys and Indians' birthday party
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner on Trump naming a panel to investigate the intelligence community

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 20, 2018

• Federal judge blocks Trump's limitation on caravan and asylum-seekers
• Migrants complain about free food given by Mexico
• Six Bangladeshis apprehended at Texas border in 12 hours
• White House issues press conference guidelines, WHCA pushes back on follow-up questions
• Paul RINO sides with Navy admiral against Trump
• Guv-elect Kemp dismantles Stacy Abrams's arguments point-by-point
• FL Dems under investigation for election fraud
• House committee subpoenas Comey, Lynch over botched Hillary probe
• 'FAANG' stocks lose over a trillion in market value
• Obama: We don't invest in climate change policies because of 'mommy issues'
• BSNBC's Katy Tur laments her life may be pointless because they don't cover climate change enough
• Ocasio-Cortez pushes leftist revolt in Democrat Party
• FBI classifies 'Proud Boys' as extremist group
• Walmart, others request donation refund from MS senator over 'public hanging' remark
• Trump defends her
• Only 9 percent of Americans think news coverage of Trump is fair
• Women's March founder asks leaders to step down over bigotry, anti-Semitism
• Chicago hospital shooting claims 3 lives, gunman also dead
• Former Pfizer exec beaten to death in DC
• Washington State police chief refuses to enforce state's new anti-gun law
• Is CDC covering up 'polio-like' illness with children?
• CDC: Don't eat the romaine lettuce
• LWM ignore restraining order story against Avenatti
• Trump jokes about courts blocking his pardon of the White House turkey
• Expert of the Day: Stephen Strang, author of Trump Aftershock: The President's Seismic on Culture and Faith in America

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 19, 2018

• Ivanka busted for sending government business on personal e-mail
• Rick Scott wins FL senate seat
• Brenda Snipes resigns
• Dems flip another Republican House seat
• Holder, Hillary question legitimacy of GA guv race
• Hollywood actors threaten boycott of GA after Abrams defeat
• Nunes wants new AG to investigate 'dirty cops' at FBI
• Trump hints that Kelly could be out as chief of staff
• Left comes unglued when Trump defends himself from admiral who said he threatens the Constitution
• Pelosi mocks those who want to impeach Trump and abolish ICE
• Acosta says WH tells him he'll be suspended again when restraining order runs out
• And then the White House backs down
• Mexican journalist reveals truth about caravan
• Trump mocks 'little Adam Schitt'
• Schumer's daughter married a woman over the weekend
• Bernstein suggests editing presidential press conference instead of carrying them live
• Networks ignore Dem congressman's boast that U.S. has nukes to those who want to keep their 'assault weapons'
• Senior CIA official tells CNN Saudi crown prince ordered hit on opinion writer
• The pope spews more communism
• NJ archbishop to publicly name pervert priests
• Facebook on track to post longest losing streak ever
• Researchers say Facebook can cause depression
• Bipartisan effort to stop annoying robocalls
• Trump in spat with Navy SEAL in charge of killing bin Laden
• Nissan chairman arrested
• Northeast could see coldest Thanksgiving on record
• Fake psychiatrist practices with no training for over 20 years
• Dems moving to lift headgear restrictions for members of Congress on House floor
• Celine Dion launches gender-neutral clothing line for children
• School has 17 children changing genders
• Study: Lifting weights is better for your heart than cardio
• Dog accused of a hate crime
• Number of witches in U.S. on the rise
• Woman sues hospital for resuscitating her
• Man sues British Airways for being seated next to fat guy
• School bans 'expensive jackets' due to 'poverty shaming'
• Passengers rescued from elevator that dropped over 80 floors
• University tells professors not to use ALL CAPS because it may frighten students
• Deleted scene from Phil's movie questioning Al Gore
• Expert of the Day: Al Weaver from the Washington Examiner on Pelosi as a 'transitional' leader
  

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 16, 2018

• Acosta gets his pass back
• Judge based his decision on fake news
• CBS's Major Garrett: 'I handed the microphone back' when Trump said 'not you'
• Flashback: Nobody cared when Obama spied on James Rosen from Fox News
• Hand recount begins for FL senate race
• CNN's John King: Judges will have to 'bend the law' to give Dems a victory in FL
• Defeated GA candidate Abrams prepares new challenge
• AZ GOP announces independent audit of Maricopa County
• Trump writes answers to Mueller's questions
• U.S. charging Julian Assange
• Copy-and-paste error reveals indictment
• Residents in upscale Tijuana neighborhood throw rocks at caravan
• Pelosi taunts challengers
• Challenger Marcia Fudge says Pelosi is an 'elitist'
• GOP House Judiciary preps subpoenas for Comey, Lynch
• Gohmert: I think Trump is prepared to shut down the government
• Brutal winter storm to pummel the Northeast, and it's not even winter yet
• Last decade shatters record for most winter storms
• Mini ice age could be on the way
• 'Scientists' predict Amazon's Long Island HQ2 will be flooded by sea level rise
• Ocasio-Cortez gets into heated fight with fellow Dem over climate change
• Firestorm over photo of Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter
• Kellyanne Conway changes her Twitter bio after husband goes off on Trump...again
• WashPo writer hints Trump's recognition of Elvis is racist
• Despite Janus ruling, some unions still forcing non-members to pay dues
• Freedom of religion in danger with House Dems in power
• MS guv called a racist by pro-choicers for wanting to save black babies
• Israel set for early elections after cabinet breaks up
• University mandates all students take diversity and inclusion courses
• Speed camera will catch drivers on their phones from over half a mile away
• Students say they don't know what 'trivial' means in exam question fiasco

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 15, 2018

• Federal judge on recount: Florida is 'laughing stock of the world'
• Gives voters until Saturday to fix mismatched signatures on ballots
• Gillum gains one vote in recount
• Cory Booger claims Republicans are stealing election in GA
• Mia Love in Utah may actually win after all
• Federal court says Hillary must answer more questions about her e-mails
• White House lawyer argues Trump can ban all reporters
• Trump calls Mueller team a 'gang of Democratic thugs'
• Judge in CNN case delays his decision until tomorrow
• Larry King: CNN is 'not a news network'
• Van Jones gives Trump rare praise over prison reform
• Trump endorses sentencing reform but press doesn't care because 'he's a racist'
• Trump has ignited blacks and liberals are trying to deny it
• Pelosi thanks Sharpton for 'saving America'
• Senators meet with Trump on wall, try to avert a shutdown
• Jim Jordan lobbies lame duck Congress to fund Trump's border wall
• CIA whistleblower says he was targeted by Brennan, Mueller, Strzok
• Feds collect record taxes in October, still running $100 billion deficit
• U.S. retail sales rebound on autos, building materials
• Uber posts $1 billion loss
• Stormy Daniels says we should 'reserve judgment' of her creepy porn lawyer
• Suspected serial killer could be responsible for more than 90 murders
• San Antonio cold shatters 102-year-old record
• Earliest Houston snowfall on record
• Parts of Louisiana break early snow records
• FDA wants to ban menthol cigarettes
• Roy Clark dead at 85
• Theresa May may be on her way out
• NJ couple, homeless man plotted to scam people with GoFundMe account, prosecutors say
• Comcast fires employee for being a member of 'Proud Boys'
• Flight attendant sues AA accusing co-worker of choking her with scarf
• Expert of the Day: David Rubin, author of 'Trump and the Jews' on the attacks on Trump and the Gaza situation

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 14, 2018

• The invasion begins: Migrants start climbing border wall
• Creepy porn lawyer arrested on suspicion of domestic violence
• Woodward on CNN: Remedy isn't a lawsuit, 'it's more serious reporting'
• Fox News backs CNN in lawsuit
• 13 news organizations back CNN
• Same media blocked Breitbart from getting pass
• 72 percent say media dividing the country
• Judge in case appointed by Trump
• Says he'll rule tomorrow at 3pm ET
• Corsi says he's a victim of Mueller's 'perjury trap'
• Mueller grand jury witness accuses Clinton-linked prosecutor of conflict of interest
• Bolton aide exits White House after dust-up with first lady
• Blue wave emerges as more red seats turn blue
• Thousands of provisional ballots suddenly found in NM
• Palm Beach voting machines overheat
• 600 death threats against Trump found on Twitter
• Rubio backs Trump on 'nationalism'
• Backlash mounts against Amazon deal
• Study: U.S. military advantage has eroded
• The man who could take Machine Gun Kelly's place as chief of staff
• Graham says he would 'totally' investigate FBI over Russia investigation if Judiciary chairman
• Man who verbally attacked Tucker Carlson's daughter is board member of women's group
• DC tables bill to lower voting age to 16
• Corruptocracy: El Chapo's lawyer says Mexican presidents are on cartel's payroll
• Disney passholder displays Trump signs at park, gets banned
• Wisconsin company giving every employee a handgun for Christmas
• Woman chokes McDonald's manager for not getting enough ketchup
• 'MAGA Blocks' teach children how to build the wall
• Expert of the Day: Don Keith, author of Hunter Killer, on why the film version has been banned in Russia

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 13, 2018

• CNN sues White House over Acosta
• CBS News: Mueller indictments on the way soon
• Corsi says it's him
• Trump hits back at Macron
• Florida county allowed illegal e-mail voting by hurricane victims
• Republican in Maine sues to stop ranked-choice voting
• More races go to Dems
• Federal judge blocks GA from certifying election
• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar rages at Republicans
• Rumors of shakeup at the White House
• Kelly may be out after clash with First Lady
• Illegal released by Philly mayor rapes a child
• Muslim stabbed police officer while yelling 'Allahu Akbar'
• Record high business optimism continues
• Michelle says she was suspicious of Barack because white people liked him
• Fox News personality chased out of Brooklyn bar
• Tucker Carlson is Republicans' favorite host
• U.S. crude plunges toward $56 a barrel
• NY taxpayers to pay $48,000 per Amazon HQ job
• Lack of sunspots to bring record cold
• Surging polar bear populations now posing risk to public safety
• Ocasio-Cortez joins climate protest at Pelosi's office
• 'Smart toilets' scan poop and determine what ails you
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegman on Palm Beach County election supervisor invoking racism

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 12, 2018

• FL recount continues
• Broward County employee claims to have witnessed election staff filling out blank ballots
• Same claim in 2016
• Broward County airport evacuated after bomb threat at Avis where provisional ballots were found in trunk of rental
• Broward police 'uninterested' in picking up ballots
• Broward election officials block view as ballots are bundled
• Even WashPo concedes incompetence at best
• FL's AG directs law enforcement to take steps to 'guarantee integrity'
• Cinnamon Girl's lead in AZ grows
• Vast numbers of ballots in Fulton County, GA rejected as duplicate, non-citizens trying to vote
• GA's Stacy Abrams files suit in federal court her sister sits on
• Dems file last-minute lawsuit to delay vote certification
• Macron rips 'nationalism'
• Gay 'parents' kick adopted son out of house for wearing MAGA hat
• Death toll rises in CA wildfires
• Looters were dressed like Forest Service workers
• Guv Brown blames climate deniers
• Illegal released from 'sanctuary county' arrested in triple homicide
• Illegal immigrant families shattered record in October
• Mass. Imam bashes America: 'Land of the coward and home of the slave'
• Congress braces for high-drama lame duck session
• Dems plan to target at least 85 Trump topics in January
• Lindsey Graham: No need for Whitaker to recuse himself
• Jerome Corsi says he expects to be indicted by Mueller
• Comey had sensitive FBI e-mails on private Gmail account
• Former Clinton Advisor: Hillary will run in 2020
• CNN to sue over Acosta's suspended WH press pass
• Fox News boycotts Twitter over their response to Tucker Carlson mob
• Creepy porn lawyer takes case of man who called Tucker's daughter a c**t
• Congressman-elect Dan Crenshaw appears on SNL for 'teachable moment'
• 98 percent of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones
• Camera Hogg slapped back by Parkland victim's father over Trump remark
• Some British companies are implanting security chips in employees
• Wisconsin high school class gives Nazi salute in class photo
• Robocalls are at 'epidemic levels'
• Less than a third of Americans meet new fitness standards
• Too much caffeine may stress the heart
• Voice of HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey dead at 90
• Man broke into home, got in bed naked with residents
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry says Jim Acosta isn't disliked because he asks 'hard questions'
  
  
  

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 9, 2018

• Trump signs proclamation barring illegals from seeking asylum
• ACLU files suit
• 4,000 percent surge in arrest of illegals in border parks
• Former FBI official says Mueller is 'ready to indict some folks'
• DJTJ fears he could be indicted
• Trump intensifies attack on Mueller
• Mueller not happy with what Manafort is giving them
• Kellyanne Conway's husband blasts Trump's interim AG pick as 'illegal'
• Trump lashes out at Florida election official who keeps 'finding votes out of nowhere'
• Rick Scott warns of 'rampant fraud'
• Broward recount shenanigans
• 12 times supervisor of elections has been 'incompetent and possibly criminal'
• Video shows ballots being transported by private vehicles
• Rubio says it's suspicious
• Even Green Party's Jill Stein says there's something rotten in Broward
• FL teacher finds provisional ballot box in storage area
• Judge order Broward supervisor of election to turn ballot count over to Scott
• Nelson's lawyer predicts a hand recount by Sunday
• Underage voters voted in FL
• Cinnamon Girl takes lead in AZ
• AZ political parties come to compromise on vote counting
• Federal court finds Dems illegally gerrymandered MD congressional district
• Police investigate Antifa at Tucker Carlson's house
• Vox co-founder defends Antifa 'terrorizing' Tucker
• Report: Ruth Vader Ginsburg will retire in January
• Trump suggests he could pull more press credentials from reporters who don't show 'respect'
• Fake News Alert: Houston Chronicle retracts 8 stories after fraud investigation
• Thousands protest Sessions firing in Times Square
• Pelosi readies amnesty bill
• Debt ceiling will be set to record high of $22 trillion
• High taxes driving people to 'secondary' cities
• Temps far below normal across 30 states
• Carl Sagan Prize goes to scientist who admitted to conning conservative think tank
• Study: Social media use increases depression, loneliness
• Expert of the Day: Phelim McAleer on the censoring of the movie 'Gosnell'

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 8, 2018

• Watch Phil Valentine's short tribute to veterans
• 13 dead, including gunman, in CA bar shooting
• Gunman was a marine
• Ventura County sheriff's sergeant 'died a hero'
• CNN's Acosta banned from White House
• Sarah Sanders accused of 'doctoring' Acosta video
• Antifa shows up at Tucker Carlson's house
• Publishes home addresses of prominent conservatives
• Tucker speaks out
• Rachel Madcow is organizing street protests over Sessions' (the racist, according to libs) firing
• Louis Freeh is being floated to take AG post
• Dems cry 'constitutional crisis'
• SOTUS's Ginsburg breaks ribs in fall
• Lefties are offering to donate their ribs
• An incredible debunking of global warming showing how 'scientists' monkeyed with temperature data
• China's weather control plan
• U.S. oil output hits new record
• Study: Suicides spike on Mondays
• 69-year-old seeks to legally change his age to 49
• Study says 'meat tax' could save hundreds of thousands of lives
• Expert of the Day: David Bozell from ForAmerica says Jim Jordan should be next minority leader

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 7, 2018

• Trump fires Jeff Sessions
• Trump 'very seriously' considering declassifying FBI records related to Russia probe
• Acting AG once wrote 'I would indict Hillary'
• Trump puts CNN's Acosta in his place
• Dems take control of House
• Pelosi's top 7 priorities
• Nadler: Dems will go 'all in' on impeaching Kavanaugh, Trump
• House Republicans forgot to act like Republicans
• Trump touts 'big victory' in midterms
• Here come the Trump investigations
• Classless Beto drops F-bomb in concession speech
• Gillum comes up short in FL
• Rick Scott senate win could trigger recount
• Oprah's gun-grabbing girl goes down in GA
• Taylor Swift's push in TN fails
• Dead brothel owner wins in NV
• Climate change initiatives fail
• Voters in WA State pass gun control initiative
• FL votes to reinstate voting rights to felons
• San Fran voters approve homeless tax on companies
• Other ballot initiatives that passed
• U.S. on track for first time ever $1 trillion+ Christmas
• Girl Scouts sue Boy Scouts for trademark infringement
• Alec Baldwin TV show gets moved due to low ratings
• 11-year-old leads police on chase after mom takes his PlayStation
• MS tops list of fattest states
• Naked man falls through Waffle House ceiling
• Guest: Scott Whitlock from Newsbusters talks about the blue wave that wasn't
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner on Sarah Sanders saying the Dems shouldn't waste time investigating Trump

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 6, 2018

• Poll that's never been wrong since 1946 signals GOP victory in House
• FL exit poll: Black vote for GOP up 6 points from 2016
• Pastor's sign outside polling place angers some voters
• This is the caravan ad banned by the networks. Racist?
• Bredesen already blaming national Democrat Party
• Non-citizens voting in Texas
• Cinnamon Girl slams McSally for running 'smear' campaign focusing on her Taliban comments
• Cinnamon Girl tries last minute 'Hail Mary' saying she supports Trump sending troops to the border
• Reporter leaves MI GOP candidate a voicemail, 'Man, if he beats her. F***ing John James'
• Fired reporter apologizes
• Facebook shuts down 115 accounts for suspected 'coordinated inauthentic' behavior ahead of midterms
• Polls show momentum swinging toward the Republicans
• BSNBC mistakenly shows FL guv race results...a day early
• CNN doesn't know where KY and IN are on the map
• Heavily Republican precinct in AZ turns voters away
• Report: Craig's List ad offers to pay people to attend Obama rally
• NY Times makes changes to election needle so as not to trigger liberals
• Black GOP canvassers stopped from door-knocking
• Noam Chomsky: Trump and Republicans are 'criminally insane'
• Border Patrol catching 1,400 illegals per day at border
• Newsrooms covered bogus Kavanaugh accuser, but now virtually ignore that she lied
• Iranian president warns of 'war situation' after sanctions resume
• Hundreds of Jews learn how to shoot after synagogue attack
• Stormy blasts Trump for high legal fees
• Senate Report: Evidence Avenatti and Swetnick criminally conspired to take down Kavanaugh
• London police arrest 5 men in Grenfell Tower effigy video
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner with his take on the midterms

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 5, 2018

• Cook Report moves 9 more house seats toward Dems
• House Republicans in panic mode over Trump's immigration message
• Dems are having pre-midterms nightmares
• Rasmussen poll shows generic congressional ballot race all tied up
• Ga. Bureau of Investigation looking into Dem hacking
• Armed Black Panthers campaign for Stacy Abrams in Ga.
• CNN breaks out the race card...again
• Accused synagogue vandal is a Dem activist who worked on Obama campaign
• Troops lay down razor wire ahead of caravan invasion
• 6 in 10 want migrant caravan stopped, including 51 percent of Hispanics
• Fox, NBC pull 'caravan ad' amid cries of racism
• SNL mocks wounded Navy SEAL
• Iraqi refugee arrested for making bombs
• Senate Judiciary Committee releases summary of Kavanaugh investigation
• Man interviewed who fits description of Blasey Ford
• Farrakhan leads 'Death to America' chants
• Iranian cleric threatens to instantly create $400-a-barrel oil by seizing tankers
• Papadopoulos says he may have been given marked bills in sting operation
• Armed man helps subdue suspect in deadly stabbing
• Lowe's closing 51 stores
• Dallas jailer makes transgender to show his junk
• KY man arrested for drunken horseback at Breeder's Cup
• High school band spells out racial slur on football field
• Expert of the Day: Dan Perkins, foreign policy expert, asks how many candidates Oprah has campaigned for?