Daily Show Prep - Friday June 21, 2019

• Trump scraps Iran attack because it wasn't 'proportionate'
• Iran says it refrained from shooting down American plane with 35 on board
• ICE raids begin Sunday
• Trump tells Telemundo 'It was Obama who built the cages'
• Mayor Briley recommends banning scooters
• Russia develops new laser weapon for combat
• Stock market hits new high
• Time magazine says Trump threatened reporter with jail time
• Massive explosion at Philadelphia oil refinery
• Advice columnist claims Trump attacked her...23 years ago
• Trump: 'I've never met this person in my life'
• Rep. Omar's explanation of 'concentration camp' is hilarious
• Man ambushes TSA agents at Phoenix airport
• Flying objects over Kansas City lead to speculation of aliens
• Grandma holds car thief at gunpoint until police arrive
• America's first lesbian first lady?
• American Psychoanalytic Association apologizes for previously treating homosexuality as a mental illness
• Sick bulldog found to have swallowed 19 pacifiers

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 20, 2019

• Iran shoots down U.S. drone
• Trump says it could've been a mistake
• Stocks soar to new highs
• Dems fear Trump, Republicans making inroads with Hispanic voters in FL
• Biden doubles down on praise for segregationists
• Many journalists conveniently ignored that the segregationists were Democrats
• Chink in the armor? LWM go after Biden over son's sweetheart Ukrainian deal
• NY Times reporter fed info about Jared Kushner meetings with Russians to FBI
• SCOTUS upholds cross on public land
• Nadler repeatedly calls Hope Hicks 'Ms. Lewandowski' in closed-door hearing
• Polish lawmaker invites AOC to visit real concentration camp
• Medic in murder trial of Navy SEAL says he was the one who killed the terrorist
• Cleveland Clinic performs first successful in utero surgery for spina bifida
• Experts: Taxpayers fleeing high-tax states just beginning
• Confederate monuments across the South under attack by vandals
• Judge Roy Moore is running for senate again in AL
• 7 GOP senators join Dems to block Saudi arms sale
• AR woman sues Anvil Joe's son for child support
• Education department investigates Duke-UNC event for 'anti-Semitic' rhetoric
• Oregon guv sends po-po after GOP lawmakers for climate vote
• Dirt people start to feel guilty about flying
• Parents allow drag queens to mentor their 9-year-old cross dresser
• Dogs detect lung cancer with 97 percent accuracy
• Study: Horns growing on young people's skulls because of phone use
• Cops find owner of prosthetic ear
• Satanic Temple member opens government meeting with 'Hail Satan'
• Guest: Steve Aden with Americans United for Life says Missouri's last Planned Parenthood abortion clinic could lose its license

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 19, 2019

• Trump kicks off 2020 campaign
• Vows to deport 'millions' of illegals
• Rep. Omar wants 'illegal alien' deleted from U.S. code
• Media leap to defend AOC over 'concentration camp' remarks
• Senators Graham and Durbin team up for immigration compromise
• Trump raises more in one day than top Dems combined
• Biden under fire for praising segregationist senators he could work with
• James Eastland and Herman Talmadge were Democrats
• Sen. Graham defends Anvil Joe
• Libs lose their minds when black man testifies against reparations
• Sen. Tim Scott agrees with McConnell on reparations
• Mission bell removed from UC Santa Cruz campus because it's racist
• Syrian refugee arrested for plot to bomb Pittsburgh church
• NY lawmakers agree to historic climate plan
• Europe's 'climate civil disobedience' movement
• Tiny homes are becoming a thing
• Teens murdered friend after man poses as millionaire, offers millions for film of murder
• Kids who dress in drag are being manipulated by their parents
• Adults brawl at 7-year-olds baseball game
• Creepy: Sex doll maker creates replicas of dead lovers
• New cat-fox species discovered
• Younger generations are ditching deodorant
• Hilarious! Australian detective stops press conference to tackle man running from irate father

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 18, 2019

• Trump threatens to deport millions
• AOC compares detention facilities to concentration camps
• NY passes bill to give driver's licenses to illegals
• Trump promises wild rally to kick off 2020 campaign
• Biden: 'First thing I would do as president is eliminate the President's tax cuts'
• Iran tests Trump's appetite for a fight
• Bolton: We're ready to talk but ready to retaliate
• China is killing prisoners and harvesting their organs for transplants
• Bloomberg: Investors haven't been this pessimistic since 2008
• Meanwhile the truth: Dow up more than 350 points
• Facebook launches new cryptocurrency
• McConnell rejects idea of slavery reparations
• Jimmy Buffet fan club members fall ill in Dominican Republic
• Couple gets E. coli on trip to Dominican Republic
• Robocalls threaten new kind of health crisis
• South African port swamped in plastic waste
• Actor John Cusack blames bots for antisemetic tweet
• Tech giants head down dangerous censorship path
• Celebs trash 'racist' Parkland survivor who was rejected by Harvard
• Broadway show about the Clintons closes early due to slow ticket sales
• Psychology study claims people 'dehumanize' transgenders by refusing to date them
• Bracelet shocks you to break fast food habit

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 17, 2019

• Iran says it will break America's uranium stockpile limits within 10 days
• U.S. sending 1,000 more troops to Middle East
• Ca. guv says Republican Party headed for 'waste bin of history'
• Anvil Joe laughingly brags of scandal-free Obama administration, but here's the truth
• Trump says Obama 'must have known' his administration was spying on him
• SCOTUS sides with Oregon bakery
• Mayor Pete says it's 'almost certain' we've already had a gay president
• Comcast launches eye control for TV
• Dem border mayor goes ballistic over illegal dumping in his town
• Gunman shot dead after opening fire on courthouse in Dallas
• Phoenix mayor apologizes after 'police brutality' video goes viral
• Amazon bites back against AOC for 'starvation wages' comment
• Trump opens 1.4 million acres to hunters
• The 'net neutrality apocalypse' never materialized
• Taylor Swift's pride anthem backfires
• Confederate statue vandalized in Centennial Park
• Another American tourist has died in the Dominican Republic
• Fake black woman Rachel Dolezal now comes out as bisexual
• Mom and her lesbian lover confess to killing her 9-year-old son
• FBI agent who investigated former GOP guv indicted on seven felony counts
• UK police fighting knife violence by replacing kitchen knives with round-tipped cutlery
• Ousted Egyptian president collapses, dies in courtroom
• Students shocked to learn that Biden made 'racist' remarks and not Trump
• Lawyers: Files sent by Alex Jones had child porn on them
• World population expected to virtually stop growing by 2100
• Gun Van Gogh killed himself with goes up for auction
• Woman in wheelchair uses Taser on employee for slow service
• Man calls police on roommates over water balloon assault

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 14, 2019

• Video shows Iran removing unexploded mine from tanker
• LWM claim sailors dispute U.S.'s version
• 5,200 illegals quarantined because of mumps, chicken pox
• NY ends religious exemption to vaccinations
• Some say they'll move
• Dems have been shopping for oppo research around the world
• Justice releases its opinion on Treasury releasing Trump's tax returns
• Trump gets testing with Stephanopoulos in interview
• Four candidates at top of Trump's list to replace Sanders
• Ca. moves to let felons serve on juries
• Group says drinking your own urine is good for you
• Pope backs carbon tax to fight global warming
• Bitcoin has carbon footprint as large as Vegas
• Hipster zombie movie plot: Climate change causes dead to crawl out of their graves
• Rap video features white kids in cages
• Scientists: Fast food could cause dementia
• Mysterious white UFO seen hovering over Area 51
• Dems want to have a say-so in the painting of Air Force One
• FL church hosting 'Make America Straight Again' event
• Woman charged with raping female roommate
• Man convicted of stealing someone's ID for over 40 years
• Only 9 percent pledged for Notre Dame actually handed over
• Exorcist bishop pours holy water on 'evil city' from helicopter
• Woman stopped for drunk driving in a Power Wheel
• Ca. court: It's OK for prisoners to have pot as long as they don't inhale

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 13, 2019

• U.S. says Iran behind tanker attacks in Gulf of Oman
• Sarah Sanders leaving White House
• U.S. Office of Special Counsel recommends removal of Kellyanne Conway from White House
• Some Republicans break with Trump over foreign dirt
• Marsha Blackburn blocks move by Dems to require campaigns to report any dirt from foreign sources
• Clapper's back: Says Trump is 'encouraging' Russians to meddle in elections again
• 1,000 illegals a day released in the U.S. over last week
• Cartel drone found near Texas border
• Pelosi: No debt increase until spending limits are raised
• YouTube deletes Project Veritas video on Pinterest censorship
• Lawmakers says doctored videos pose national security threat
• Nashville's deadliest intersections for pedestrians
• What the hell is going on in the Dominican Republic?
• Pocahontas wants to wipe out nearly all student debt
• Memphis neighborhood riots after killing of black fugitive
• Nashville councilman files bill to ban scooters
• Murfreesboro city council backs 36 percent property tax increase
• DOJ's stunning inability to prosecute its own bad actors
• Uber drivers are manipulating fares to create artificial price surges

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 12, 2019

• Justin Amash breaks with GOP, votes to hold Barr in contempt
• Migrants from Africa are not being screened for Ebola
• Romney, Trump agree on Permanent E-Verify Act
• Federal spending continues through the roof
• Trump asserts executive privilege in census fight
• Gen. Flynn hire high-powered attorney
• Trump has LWM heads spinning by saying he'd listen if foreign entity brought him dirt on opponent
• Recession? Quicken Loans sees largest quarter in company's history
• Advertisers sour on millennials, because they're broke
• CNN loses a third of its primetime audience
• Two former FBI agents testifying on lessons learned from Mueller investigation never read Steele dossier
• Trump says he never expected cameras to capture contents of Mexican deal
• Dem rep tired of hearing 'sex-starved males' talk about abortion
• Another Dem rep rips Trump supporters as racist and 'plain dumb'
• Rep. Duncan Hunter's wife pleads guilty to misusing campaign funds
• Pinterest lists 'bible verses' on 'Sensitive Terms List'
• Cruz wants to team with AOC on OTC birth control
• Frank Luntz warns GOP they'll lose younger voters if they don't support climate change
• Warren campaign offers supporters chance to 'grab a drink with Elizabeth'
• Howard Schultz bows out
• Texas town declares itself a 'sanctuary city'—for unborn babies
• Deputy who called for executing gays 'no longer on active duty'
• Google's 'blacklists' revealed
• U.S. women's soccer star refuses to sing national anthem
• Gender-bending Snapchat feature leads to arrest of Ca. cop
• Guest: Adam Andrzejewski from OpentheBooks.com says both parties are taking us over a fiscal cliff

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 11, 2019

• Trump on Biden: 'Joe is a dummy'
• Flashback to '95: Biden said AG Barr was 'one of the best' attorneys general
• Biden promises to cure cancer
• Wants 2020 debate on climate change
• The upcoming agreement with Mexico appears to be huge
• Stock market closes in on all-time high
• Nashville councilman proposes property tax increase
• Alternative medicine saves 10-year-old's life after two bouts with cancer
• ESPN Deportes to shut down
• Sen. Cornyn says Congress has been AWOL on border crisis
• Pinterest bans pro-life LiveAction
• Leftist group in UK: We can't prove that sex with children does them harm
• U.S. temps from October 2018 to June 2019 coolest on record
• Transgender actor fights Trump supporter over sign outside Trump Tower
• SCOTUS rejects atheists' case to remove 'In God We Trust' from currency
• Masterpiece Cakeshop owner sued again for not baking 'gender transition' cake
• Beyond Meat stock drops 25 percent after analyst's comment
• Mystery mass spotted on the moon
• People taking antidepressants after age 50 at greater risk of dementia
• FL woman accused of squeezing boyfriend's testicles 'until they bled'
• Two therapy pigs beaten to death
• Scottish woman trapped in kid car gets cut out with bread knife
• Guest: Jim DeMint from Conservative Partnership Institute talks about all things Washington

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 10, 2019

• NY Times disputes tariff deal, Trump blasts them as fake news
• Sen. Johnson: GOP supports president's 'brilliant' tactics with Mexico
• Mexico celebrates deal with Trump
• Mexico withholds identities of caravan funders
• Ca. to become first state to offer health benefits to illegals
• Congressman Jordan lays it on the line to John Dean
• House committee to hold AG Barr in contempt
• GOP congressman chastises Trump for responding to Pelosi at Normandy
• YouTube continues its crackdown on 'borderline' content
• Iowa poll: Biden slips, Mayor Pete and Sen. Warren surge
• Where socialism ends: Showers are now a luxury in Venezuela
• Poll: Socialism gaining popularity in U.S.
• MS River flooding worse in 1927
• Wonder why floods 'appear' to be more severe? Here's your answer
• Pope decries social media
• Kim Jong-un executes general in piranha-filled fish tank
• His slain half-brother met with CIA
• Chopper crash lands on NYC skyscraper
• Hillary accused of stealing furniture from State Department
• Milo Yiannopoulos named grand marshal of 'Straight Parade'
• Comedy group makes PSA asking people to stop moving to Nashville
• Fake meat stock is on fire
• Woman used Egyptian artifact to attack roommate
• Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to MMA fight
• Man busted with coke on his nose denies it's his
• Ex-con wearing 'COKE' shirt busted for selling crack
• Rural straight man decorates his pickup for Pride Month

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 7, 2019

• Job creation slows
• Stocks jump on rate cut hope
• ISIS plotted to smuggle terrorist into the U.S. from Mexico
• 124,000 anchor babies born in U.S. so far this year
• Trump says there's a 'good chance' of striking a deal with Mexico to avoid tariffs
• Pentagon: 'Huawei is too close to the government'
• Walmart to deliver groceries to your fridge
• Saudis want to execute 18-year-old arrested at 13 for bike protest
• Brad Pitt orders Straight Pride organizers to stop using his name, likeness
• Backlash continues over YouTube ban
• YouTube censorship advocate supports Antifa
• Trump blasts San Fran Nan over her wish to put him in prison
• Bomb threat against Rutherford Co. GOP causes evacuation in downtown
• Congress wants a pay raise
• Bezos: Space exploration necessary to save Earth
• Japanese women rebel against high heels at work requirement
• Kay Jewelers apologizes after telling uniformed cop he couldn't bring gun in store
• Spike Lee calls for Hollywood to 'shut it down' in Ga.
• U. of AL returns $26m gift over abortion ban controversy
• Ca. city tries to stop Chick-fil-A from opening
• Trump administration refuses embassy requests to fly GBLT flag
• Trump opposes NASA's plan to return to the moon
• Dem prez candidate says Trump's 'climate denial' is 'treasonous'
• National park quietly removes warning that glaciers will be gone by 2020
• Green New Deal supporter says climate change is like '25 Holocausts'
• STDs spread at rate of one million per day
• Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to boomers
• Beyond Meat stock soars
• Woman in Nashville for bachelorette party gets drunk and trashes Airbnb home
• Airplane door falls into Vegas neighborhood
• Alec Baldwin promises no more Trump impersonations
• Guest: Behnam Ben Taleblu from Foundation for Defense of Democracies on the Iranian threat

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 6, 2019

• 5 facts about the 101st Airborne's role in D-Day 75 years ago
• What does D-Day mean?
• U.S. commander says American forces face 'imminent' threat from Iran
• Pelosi wants Trump in prison
• Contempt resolution for Barr introduced
• TDS: Woman stabs herself 3 times because she's 'tired of living in Trump's country'
• More TDS: Woman who screamed 'Nazi scum' at Trump supporter in London leaves job
• Trump to declare national emergency to impose tariffs on Mexico
• Over a million illegals predicted for 2019
• TSA allowing illegals to fly without proper documents
• Massive migrant mob walks around wall
• Surge of African illegals
• Trump threatens more tariffs after China brands America as 'evil'
• Giuliani quitting as Trump's personal lawyer
• Your phone carrier can now block robocalls
• New book says Mr. Kellyanne Conway is bashing Trump at behest of his law firm
• Backlash continues over proposed Boston Straight Pride parade
• Ilhan Omar join newly-formed Black-Jewish Caucus, immediately attacks Jewish member
• Jewish member bites back
• Oregon on its way to becoming 15 state to grant Electoral College votes to winner of popular vote
• Scientist wants to fight climate change with more CO2 in the atmosphere
• Obamas ink deal for podcast
• Vox staffers walk off the job
• Marty Stuart cancels CMA Fest performance
• Madonna feels 'raped' by NY Times profile

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 5, 2019

• Iran is six months away from an atomic bomb
• Job growth slows in May
• Trump says 'every signal' is China wants to make a trade deal
• Americans view fake news as bigger problem than terrorism
• YouTube bans supremacist content
• They 'demonetized' Louder with Crowder 
• Meanwhile, Kesha rids world of 'rich, white, straight men' on new YouTube video
• Pence, Pompeo met with Mexican officials, no deal reached
• Illegal apprehensions at border hit 144,000 in May
• Border agency buys 2.2 million diapers for illegals
• Teacher fired for encouraging Trump to deport illegals
• Author of 'Trump Dossier' to meet with DOJ
• Trump goes off on Bette Midler for spreading fake quote
• Yet another Trump supporter attacked in London
• British woman stabs Trump baby balloon, shouts he's 'the best president ever'
• Furious celebs want Trump assaulted and tortured to death
• Dems plan event to put Trump's mental health under fire
• Majority of Americans say Trump will be re-elected
• NC House fails to override guv's veto of 'Born Alive' bill
• Medicaid paid for sex offenders' ED medication
• Climate alarmists: 'High likelihood' civilization will end by 2050 
• Gore Effect: Aussies pay Al Gore $320k for global warming training as rare snowfall hits
• Sun has reached solar minimum
• BirthStrike: Dirt people are refusing to have children because of climate change
• Open Table celebrates Global Pride month
• Americans now spend more time on phone than watching TV
• Study: Supplements are harming children
• Taco Bell customer calls cops when restaurant runs out of taco shells
• FL thief takes blowtorch to ATM, welds it shut instead
• Guest: Brent Bozell, founder of Media Research Center, about his new book, Unmasked: Big Media's War Against Trump

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 4, 2019

• Glen Casada to resign as House Speaker on August 2
• Dems now openly fighting over socialism
• Anvil Joe unveils his climate change plan
• We no longer have just 12 years to live. The AOC Death Clock is ticking.
• Some candidates begging for a buck
• Beto continues slow fade
• Parkland SRO who waited outside charged with child neglect
• Ex-Trump lawyer slams Mueller report as 'fraud'
• Sen. Blackburn co-sponsors bill defunding sanctuary cities
• Watchdog says FBI has access to 640 million photos
• Governments around the world are temporarily shutting down the Internet
• Ivanka meets with UK PM, Dad
• Hope Hicks defies House Dem's subpoena
• Homelessness in L.A. jumps 16 percent
• CNN's ratings continue to fall
• As do Rachel Madcow's
• Guys are planning a 'Straight Pride' parade
• New Bond film on 'total lockdown' after 3 explosions
• Chick who used to be a dude wins NCAA Women's 400-meter hurdle championship
• Man pours salt in Walmart to get rid of evil spirits
• Dad punches shark in nose to save daughter
• Tracy Morgan rages against woman who hits his brand new Bugatti
• Guest: Tim Winter, president of the Parents Television Council, about his odd friendship with Seth MacFarlane, creator of 'Family Guy'

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 3, 2019

• Trump gets spectacular welcome at Buckingham Palace
• Denies 'nasty' remark about Meghan Markle
• Calls London's mayor 'stone cold loser'
• Queen gifts Trump with first edition Churchill book
• Large group from Africa wades across Rio Grande into U.S.
• Trump administration oversees 5-year high in citizenship approval
• Only 11 employers prosecuted for hiring illegals last year
• 7-year-old raises $22,000 from Trump's border wall
• FBI failed to document 4 Clinton witness interviews
• 2020 Dem candidate booed for denouncing socialism
• Anvil Joe skipped the Ca. convention
• Vulnerable Republicans move to the middle in 2019
• Pastor forced to apologize after praying for Trump
• Man accused of creating fake Pelosi video plans to sue Daily Beast
• This is the article behind the possible lawsuit
• Rat infestation at L.A. city hall blamed on homeless encampment
• Ten plagues of Ca. are turning it into a third world nation
• Don't like scooters? Pogo sticks are coming to San Fran.
• Illegally dumped flat-screen TVs could be hazardous
• NBA teams moving away from the term 'owner,' deemed racially insensitive
• Governments shouldn't have the power to take private property for free
• Top gamers earn $15,000 an hour
• Pastor tried to set up 'threesome' with underage girls
• Study: Up to 25 cups of coffee a day deemed safe
• Guest: Marion Smith from Victims of Communism talks about the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre and China's ongoing human rights violations