Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 27, 2019

• Trump to designate drug cartels as terrorist groups
• DOJ watchdog expected to criticize FBI for excluding 'game changer' material from FISA app
• 'Anonymous' author says Trump will hear from him/her/ze before the election
• White House official sues NY Times for allegedly colluding with Schiff
• Ambassador Sondland accused of sexual misconduct by 3 women
• Liz Warren drops like a rock in new poll
• Baby Trump balloon back after getting knifed
• Trump-Rocky photo explodes on social media
• Now all of a sudden Rudy cutting deals in Ukraine is sinister
• Twitter allows pedophiles to discuss attraction to minors
• Birth rates in U.S. lowest in three decades
• Students bash Thanksgiving as a celebration of genocide
• Woman suing Hunter Biden in paternity suit was stripper he met at strip club
• Jeremy Clarkson of 'The Grand Tour' says Greta Thunberg is an 'idiot'
• 'Model' who got illegal butt injections may have to have it amputated
• Love the headline: 'Police find deceased Utah woman's husband in freezer, foul play suspected'
• What's this 'OK, Boomer' about?
• George Washington's Thanksgiving Proclamation

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 26, 2019

• Poll: More blacks oppose impeachment than support it
• House Judiciary will decide on impeachment
• Christopher Steele distributed other dossier reports
• Putin foes says FusionGPS was agent for Russia while helping Hillary
• Trump puts Kushner in charge of overseeing wall construction
• Obama said he would speak up to prevent BernMe from getting the nomination
• Dallas Fed president says fourth quarter is weak
• 'Slow-moving blob' put White House on lockdown
• Court witness testified Rep. Omar is a Qatari asset funneling intel to Iran
• Global warming: Denver flights canceled due to heavy snow
• Papa John warns of 'day of reckoning'
• 2019 could break firearm background check record
• Angry DNC official asks Fox News anchor why Tucker Carlson still has a job
• Girl Scouts remind parents their daughters don't owe anybody a hug this holiday season
• Mostly Muslim protesters banned from protesting GBLT curriculum in UK
• 'Triggered' NY Post writer doesn't like Christmas gun ad
• JonBenét Ramsey photographer jailed on child porn charges
• Finger test can reveal if you have lung cancer
• Doctors remove man's 16-pound kidney

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 25, 2019

• House Dems are drafting impeachment report
• WashPo reporter says Dems are getting cold feet
• FISA alterations could pose big trouble for FBI
• Graham won't be intimidated into doing nothing on the Biden issue
• Mexican President urges Pelosi to pass USMCA
• SCOTUS allows climate scientist's defamation lawsuit against National Review to go forward
• Hero dog visits the White House
• Joy Behar blasts Facebook for not blocking Trump
• Defense secretary says Trump ordered him to allow Navy SEAL to keep elite status
• Donald Trump signs bill making animal cruelty a felony
• School board fires doctor after he says girl doesn't belong on boys wrestling team
• Andy Ngo suspended by Twitter for responding to Chelsea Clinton
• McDonald's agrees to $26 million settlement in lawsuit
• NY bans foie gras
• Creepy: Stranger hacks baby monitor, tells little girl 'I love you'
• NASA finds sugar molecules in meteorites

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 22, 2019

• FBI agent under investigation by DOJ is Kevin Clinesmith
• Trump wants impeachment trial so he can clear his name
• Judge Nap erroneously claims impeachment is a political process, not a legal one
• Fiona Hill says any criticism of George Soros is antisemitic
• Sen. Graham officially opens investigation into Biden and Ukraine
• Requests State Department hand over documents on Biden and Ukraine
• And Anvil Joe is mad
• Hunter's investment firm got $130 million in bailout loans while Joe was VP
• Trump predicts 'historic' conclusions from DOJ IG report
• Obama's doctor thinks Trump has 'neurological issues'
• Liz Warren pushes reparations...again
• Rep. Tlaib wants to get rid of Trump's 'opportunity zones' for distressed areas
• NY Times fashion critic: Hillary looked presidential in white, Tulsi looks cultish
• Judge allows teen's lawsuit against NBC to proceed
• IU says professor's views are 'racist, sexist, and homophobic' but he won't be fired
• Prince Andrew kicked out of Buckingham Palace over his Epstein relationship
• Atheist group files complaint after Kanye holds surprise worship service in jail
• Crazy leftist trying to disrupt college Republicans comes unglued

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 21, 2019

• FBI official under criminal investigation after allegedly altering document in Russia probe
• Two Days Ago: Peter Strzok accused of committing 'security violations'
• Impeachment witness says it's a 'fictional narrative' to believe Ukraine interfered in our election
• Flashback: Ukraine convicted two officials of interfering in our election
• Dem's witness testifies that Obama withheld weapons from Ukraine for political reasons
• Fredo calls his mom live on CNN to prove Trump wrong and it backfires
• Rob Reiner still on the 'Putin's puppet' narrative
• Ca. Supreme Court shoots down new law requiring prez candidates to turn over tax returns
• Man wanted for murder in Mexico deported by ICE
• Teen who posted 'slave for sale' Craigslist ad charged with hate crime
• Government report shows DNC $7 million in debt, RNC flush with cash
• NJ cops must now conduct body searches based on gender identity
• High school transgenders get 'unrestricted' access to girls' locker room
• Lyft pulling scooters out of Nashville, other cities
• Trump administration launches initiative to keep plastic waste out of oceans
• McCatchy newspaper chain nears bankruptcy
• NYC councilman who dresses as Captain America gets cease-and-desist from Marvel
• Eye Roll: Coldplay won't tour to promote new album in order to save the planet
• Guest: Author Doug Wead about his upcoming book 'Inside Trump's Whitehouse'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 20, 2019

• Sondland's 'bombshell' turns out to be just his 'presumption'
• Republicans intend to subpoena whistleblower, Hunter Biden
• Voters getting antsy about impeachment hearings
• Rep. Stefanik continues to seize the spotlight
• Ukraine widens investigation of Burisma founder
• Andrew McCarthy: GOP needs to embrace quid pro quo
• Prince Andrew steps down from his duties amid Epstein scandal
• DNA test shows Hunter Biden is baby daddy of Arkansas kid
• Poll: Trump leads all Dems in WI
• Mother kills 3 infant sons after worrying they'd grow up to abuse women
• Shocker: Union boss expelled from UAW amid accusations of bribery, misuse of union funds
• Former Baltimore mayor charged with wire fraud, tax evasion
• Millennials say Secret Santa causes too much anxiety
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on the impeachment circus
• Pre-order Eddie's book, Privileged Victims

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 19, 2019

• Schiff aide was White House friend of whistleblower
• Arrogant colonel bristles at congressman calling him 'mister'
• Mister Vindman took it upon himself to contradict Trump to Zelensky on U.S. policy
• Vindman discussed call with anonymous intel official but claims he doesn't know whistleblower
• Army stands ready to move Vindman to secure location if his life is in danger
• Volker now says it was wrong of him to push investigation of Burisma
• Says he rejected Biden 'conspiracy theory'
• Rep. Stefanik gets witnesses to admit Hunter Biden's job created conflict of interest
• Major Garrett blasts Nunes blasting media as 'puppets of the Democratic Party'
• Poll: Support for impeachment among independents drops 10 points
• Border Patrol agents catch convicted murderers trying to enter the country
• Meanwhile, Dem congressman claims breaking into the country isn't a crime
• Border Patrol nabs teen using remote control car to smuggle meth
• Senate passes resolution supporting Hong Kong
• Ben Carson accuses Mad Maxine of hypocrisy on homelessness
• 120-year-old photo sparks Greta Thunburg conspiracy theory
• S. Dakota launches anti-drug campaign: 'Meth. We're on it.'
• Rep. Swalwell denies 'Fartgate'

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 18, 2019

• Sen. Graham announces date for DOJ IG testimony on FISA abuse
• Trump says he will 'strongly consider' testifying in impeachment inquiry
• SCOTUS temporarily blocks House subpoena of Trump's financials
• Ambassador Yovanovitch admits Obama team prepped her on Hunter Biden question
• State Dept. aide confirms he heard Trump on call discussing investigation
• John Solomon says Schiff's witnesses have confirmed the major points of his Hill columns
• White House official sues Adam Schiff and Politico
• Carl Bernstein claims GOP senators are 'deeply disturbed' that Trump may be serving Putin
• Congresswoman faces media double standard
• Chick-fil-A to stop donations to charities with anti-GBLT views
• Trump makes unscheduled trip to hospital
• Unconfirmed source says Trump went to hospital over poisoning fear 
• Stephen A. Smith blasts Kaepernick's publicity stunt
• Titans were one of 8 chump teams that took the Kaepernick bait
• Blasey Ford receives ACLU courage award
• Woman who threw drink at Rep. Matt Gaetz gets 15 days in jail
• Two chemistry professors accused of making meth at school

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 14, 2019

• Ukraine's foreign minister says there was never a link to military aid
• Impeachment witch hunt bolsters Trump's campaign war chest
• Sen. Graham says impeachment trial must expose the 'whistleblower'
• Majority of minorities see media bias in impeachment witch hunt
• Pelosi refers to reporter as 'Mr. Republican Talking Points'
• AOC lets cat out of the bag on impeachment motivation
• Documents from Ukrainian prosecutor reveal millions funneled to Hunter Biden
• NY Times tries to smear bulldog reporter who's uncovered Trump/Russia collusion hoax
• Solomon reports former Ukraine ambassador may have violated Geneva Convention
• Bill Clinton advises Trump to ignore impeachment
• Ca. student gunman kills at least two
• Judge rules ISIS bride is not a citizen
• Border arrests of illegals drop for fifth straight month
• George Conway says his wife, Kellyanne, is in a cult
• Matt Gaetz wants woman who threw drink at him to serve time
• BernMe and AOC unveil Green New Affordable Housing Deal
• Skeptics chuckle as Greta sets sail on 'plastic yacht'
• Pope Francis says tech companies have a responsibility to protect minors
• Bloomberg's team apologizes for disparaging comments about women
• Republican concedes defeat in KY guv race
• Authorities warn of 'juice jacking'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 13, 2019

• John Durham interviews Australian diplomat at center of Trump/Russia hoax
• Schiff: Trump could be impeached for bribery
• Lindsey Graham vows not to watch
• Rand Paul names the whistleblower, insists he testify
• Therapy dogs to visit stressed-out Capitol Hill staffers
• White House to livestream border wall construction
• Trump to deny work visas to asylum-seekers who came here illegally
• Singer threatens to cancel performance at Cowboys game unless Salvation Army supports GBLT agenda
• Dems worry they don't have the right candidate to beat Trump
• Omar claims White House advisor is a white nationalist
• Man says he found half-smoked joint in Popeye's sandwich
• Nashville teacher faces animal cruelty charges over dead emu
• Disney+ puts trigger warnings on some of its older programming
• Guest: Nikki Haley and her book 'With All Due Respect'

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 12, 2019

• DiGenova compares whistleblower to a 'political assassination'
• Hillary didn't say Russians were grooming Tulsi Gabbard, she said Republicans
• Bipolar TV producer sues Al Jazeera
• McDonald's workers strike in UK
• Bolton 'suggests' Trump's Turkey policy was motivated by personal, financial interest
• Researchers claim human race has better chance of going extinct next year than individual getting struck by lightning
• Homeless services provider blasts Metro for using vacant jail as shelter
• LA women soaked with homeless man's diarrhea
• Guest: Brian Kilmeade from Fox & Friends on his new book Sam Houston & The Alamo Avengers

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 11, 2019

• Watch Phil's tribute to Veterans: I Never Served
• Nikkie Haley says Kelly, Tillerson tried to undermine Trump's administration
• Lt. Col. Vindman may be out at NSC after testifying against Trump
• Facebook, YouTube scrub any mention of whistleblower Eric Ciaramella
• Mark Ingram blames Trump for Alabama loss against LSU
• Man who slashed Baby Trump balloon charged with felony
• People raise thousands for him
• Salt Lake Tribune prints Veterans' Day tribute to Kaepernick
• American-born, three-time ISIS bride says she deserves second chance at American life
• JPMorgan CEO calls economy 'most prosperous the world has ever seen'
• First grader wanted impeachment party, settled for protest at White House
• Hockey announcer fired for 'anti-immigrant' remarks
• Apparently his sin was referring to immigrants as 'you people'
• U.S. Naval Academy now offers Satanic Temple study group
• Global warming alert! Snow cancels over 900 flights in Chicago
• Transgender writer criticizes 'gender-neutral' Barbie dolls saying they don't go far enough
• Russian professor admits to murdering and dismembering his student lover
• Doctors remove 8-inch screwdriver from man's rectum

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 7, 2019

• Bombshell e-mail shows Obama's State Dept. knew Burisma was corrupt
• Impeachment by Christmas
• Mark Meadows interrupts BSNBC reporter to set her straight
• Republicans to subpoena whistleblower
• Rand Paul will oppose impeachment trial rules if they limit witnesses
• Bill Gates criticizes Liz Warren's tax on the rich
• Bloomberg to jump into Dem primary

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 6, 2019

• Testimony transcript shows Taylor was never on Trump/Zelensky call
• Top Jim Jordan investigator asked Taylor if he knew the whistleblower
• Gregg Jarrett from Fox News says 'whistleblower' could be implicated in FISA report
• Whistleblower's lawyer tweeted in 2017: 'Coup has started'
• Saudis recruited Twitter employees to spy on critics
• Jeff Sessions to run for his old senate seat
• NatGeo: The environmental toll of cremating the dead
• 7-year-old at center of transgender custody battle opts to attend school as boy
• Guest: Dean Reuter, author of The Hidden Nazi, says one of the war's most notorious war criminals got away, and the U.S. helped him

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 5, 2019

• Sondland admits quid pro quo with Ukraine
• Most Americans say the way to remove Trump from office if the ballot box
• McConnell says he doesn't think the Senate will convict
• Rand Paul corrects reporter on naming whistleblower
• Women killed in Mexican cartel ambush tied to sex cult
• Stocks hit new highs...again
• ABC News anchor caught on camera admitting her network sat on Epstein story for 3 years
• DOJ wants to know if 'anonymous senior official' writing tell-all book on Trump signed NDA
• ETSU launches investigation over 'It's okay to be white' fliers on campus
• Violent robbery at burger joint was actually a hoax to avoid deportation
• Scientists call for less people to fight climate change
• Jane Fonda says we only have 11 years left
• NM GOP files suit over absentee ballots
• Emma Watson refers to her single self as 'self-partnered'
• The Queen is ditching real fur
• Alec Baldwin sues man who claimed he beat him up over parking space
• Guest: Evelyn Markus, star of the new movie 'Never Again is Now'

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 4, 2019

• DOJ wants to know who 'Anonymous' author is
• Ukraine poised to fire prosecutor who compiled Hunter Biden dossier
• Brit Hume: Lt. Col. Vindman couldn't be more wrong when he said Trump subverted foreign policy
• Former ambassador to Ukraine doesn't understand she worked for the president
• Flashback: Trump didn't invent Ukrainian meddling in 2016 election
• Nearly 60 percent of Americans believe Trump's phone call not illegal
• House GOP considers assigning Jim Jordan to Intel committee to fight impeachment
• Stock market hits new high
• The Dem presidential field is too liberal for even San Fran Nan
• Pompeo formally starts process of leaving Paris climate agreement
• Turns out two men asking for school records at Metro school weren't ICE
• Prince Charles caught up in forged art scandal
• Nationals catcher dons MAGA hat at White House rally
• Appeals court rules Trump's tax returns can be turned over to NY prosecutors
• Former megachurch pastor says Trump has been 'incredibly damaging' to the church 
• Behar to Beto and Dems: If you're going to take away guns don't tell them ahead of time
• McDonald's fires CEO after consensual relationship with employee
• Councilor with LDS church pleads guilty to videoing woman in store dressing room
• AOC settles lawsuit over blocking lawmaker from Twitter account
• Mitt Romney viewed favorably by just 18 percent of Americans
• Md. guv disgusted over county's decision not to display 'thin blue line' flag honoring police
• Horse named after Trump's 'Covfefe' wins Breeder's Cup
• Customer cited for Pizza Hut order rage
• Man's sinus problem was from bag of dope he shoved up his nose 18 years ago
• Teacher suspended for dressing up as black rapper
• Girl in Thailand electrocuted by frayed phone cord

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 1, 2019

• October jobs top estimates
• Pelosi: Impeachment hearings likely in November
• Brennan praises CIA whistleblower
• Hillary suggests Trump made a deal with Turkey to get dirt on Biden
• Warren releases $20.5 trillion Medicare for All plan
• Beto's out
• Biden slips to fourth in Iowa
• Buttigieg says the race comes down to him and Liz Warren
• Trump withholding $105 million in aid for Lebanon
• Joy Behar thinks Trump's rallies are fake, filled with paid actors
• China says it's reached a consensus with U.S. on trade
• Gov. Cuomo: NY never had hurricanes before climate change
• List of New York hurricanes
• These jurisdictions continue to shield illegal criminals from ICE
• Apple TV+ launch plagued by error messages
• NBC leaning towards making its streaming service free
• Lori Loughlin pleads not guilty to bribery
• Millennial reality star: WWII history should not be taught to young children in order to preserve their mental health
• Ohio officials seize 40 pounds of fentanyl, an amount close to 'chemical warfare'
• Ghosts may increase the value of your home
• Guest: James Burton, legendary guitar player, about his all-star benefit concert in Nashville