Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 30, 2020

 

• Commission of Presidential Debates to modify rules on second debate
• Fox News hosts  criticize Chris Wallace
• Experts grade the debate
• 5 times Biden dissed BernMe
• Biden claims no fraud with mail-in ballots
• Claims people are dying in the suburbs because of Trump
• Rasmussen: Biden up by 8
• Trump trounces Biden in Telemundo debate poll
• Chris Wallace added climate change question despite not being on the list
• Biden says Antifa is an 'idea'
• Ohio Dem state rep endorses Trump
• Lawmakers grill Comey on Russia probe
• Trump calls Comey a liar
• Man arrested in ambush of L.A. sheriff deputies
• Companies added more jobs than expected in September
• Stocks rise on stimulus hopes
• Cuomo says NYC's deficit is 'Donald Trump's deficit'
• Pa. guv admits on hot mic that masks are 'political theater'
• Pope turns down meeting with Pompeo
• TikTok will be shut down if Oracle can't meet national security needs
• Singapore Air rethinks 'flights to nowhere'

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 29, 2020

 

• DNI declassifies document alleging Russia hoax was Hillary's idea
• Biden refuses to be screened for earpiece
• Biden wants to break every 30 minutes
• Most voters will watch, few think the debate will change their mind
• Biden poised to attack on pandemic, Obamacare
• Five things to watch for in the debate tonight
• National Guard readies for unrest in Cleveland
• Majority of voters believe Biden has used his office to enrich his family and friends
• Joe gave 1.6 percent of his income to charity last year, Trump gave 100 percent of his
• Biden's Texas political director implicated in massive ballot-harvesting scheme
• Tulsi Gabbard introduces bill to stop ballot harvesting
• Multiple deaths following hostage situation in Oregon
• TN guv ending all COVID restrictions
• Whole Foods CEO takes heat for linking obesity to COVID deaths
• Titans, Vikings halt in-person activities amid COVID cases
• Fauci says the U.S. 'is not in a good place' as worldwide COVID deaths top 1 million
• 911 services went down for nearly an hour in 14 states
• Trump receives third Nobel Prize nomination
• Alan Jackson's house is for sale

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 28, 2020

 

• Plot thickens on Russian collusion
• Biden's bid to oust Ukraine prosecutor followed intense pressure from Burisma
• NY Times counts on public's ignorance in pushing Trump tax story
• Bankers predict a Trump win
• Dems prepare for Electoral College tie
• Around 1,400 Va. voters received two ballots
• Cash-for-ballots scheme linked to Ilhan Omar
• NY Times magazine lambastes ACB for being a working mother, then backtracks
• Feminist journalist blasts ACB for using her black children at press conference
• Kamala, other Dems whine that Trump isn't honoring RBG's 'dying wish'
• Military suicides up 20 percent during pandemic
• NFL coaches fined for not properly wearing masks on sidelines
• Team Biden rejects Trump's call for pre-debate drug testing
• BLM organizer rams car into Trump supporters
• More arrests in Portland
• Dem lawmaker wants to change definition of 'riot' after colleague gets arrested
• Feds charge Louisville man after he threatens to gun down police on Facebook Live
• At least 49 people shot over the weekend in Chicago
• Pompeo says we've failed to understand the threat of China for five decades
• Teacher threatens to kick student out of virtual class because of Trump flag
• Man fatally shot after line-cutting argument at haunted house
• Mom tells son to grow up and get a job and he stabs her
• Man completely covered in tattoos wonders why he can't teach kindergarten anymore
• Dr. Bill Sherman retires

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 18, 2020

 

• Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg dies at age 87
• This is the science: CDC says if you come within 6 feet of someone with COVID for over 15 minutes you need to get tested
• Pelosi: 'We should follow the science'
• Growing evidence shows most COVID infections may not be infections at all
• Twitter Public Policy Director leaves to join Biden campaign
• This tells you all you need to know about the whacked out left
• BLM linked to 91 percent of riots over three months
• Portland boy held a knifepoint while police take 1 hour, 36 minutes to show up
• House Dems ramps up effort to thwart Durham probe
• Ah, shucks: The climate activist movement isn't diverse enough
• China sends warning to U.S., Taiwan with fighter jets
• Kamala spotted being protected by Secret Service with type of weapon she wants to ban
• Princeton U. investigated after it admits it's a racist institution
• Seven-hour flight to nowhere sells out in 10 minutes

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 17, 2020

 

• Nashville mayor covered up true COVID numbers, hid data from public
• Gets testy with Fox 17 reporter
• Cooper's office issue lame statement
• Gov. Lee rejects Mayor Chicken Coop's request for more COVID money
• House GOP leader says Trump deserves Nobel Prize for Peace
• Over 2/3 of voters say violent protests hinder cause for civil rights
• Most now believe there's a war on cops, back Blue Lives Matter laws
• FBI director calls Antifa 'a real thing'
• Trump COVID advisor threatens to sue Stanford doctors
• Census data show record income gains, historic low poverty
• Model that correctly predicted 5 of last 6 elections has Trump winning in landslide
• AG Barr rebukes career DOJ prosecutors
• Biden: No deportation for illegals until they commit felonies
• Hero in Paris train terror attack mounts serious bid for Dem-held OR House seat
• Trump announces commission to promote patriotic education
• Alan Dershowitz sues CNN for defamation over impeachment coverage
• Senators want to keep us on Daylight Saving Time through 2021

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 16, 2020

 

• Voters evenly split on Trump's handling of recovery
• Trump takes lead in national poll
• AOC: We can likely push Biden in a more progressive direction if he's elected
• Protester block traffic, harass restaurant patrons in Philly
• Man mobbed by BLM, then he's arrested for having a gun
• AG Barr slams 'rule by mob' in 'Biden or no peace' threat'
• Rep. Andy Biggs to hold special order to find out who's funding riots
• Pro-Communist China organization backing BLM-linked group
• BLM founder called for abolition of capitalism
• Minneapolis city council complains about spike in crime months after voting to defund police
• Chinese firm gaining person info on U.S. military leaders, politicians
• Al Jazeera forced to register as a foreign agent
• Senate committee subpoenas top Obama officials
• Judicial Watch calls for probe into Mueller team's wiped phones
• Federal Reserve significantly upgrades their view of economy
• Not one reporter asked WH press secretary about historic Middle East peace deal
• NYC mayor and staff taking furlough
• Twitter suspends accounts tweeting in support of J.K. Rowling
• Fox News laying off staff
• Southern Baptist leaders want to drop 'Southern' from their name because of slavery
• Elon Musk blasts Robert Reich
• Trump hasn't decided yet about TikTok
• Airlines launch 'flights to nowhere'
• McDonald's rapper promotion causes Quarter Pounder shortage
• Dear White People actor leaves show because it allegedly pays a white actor more
• Doctor who stole neighbor's Columbus statue blames it on COVID

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 15, 2020

 

• Kamala predicts 'a Harris administration' with Joe Biden
• Biden heads to FL to woo Latino voters
• Admits Trump is actually helping the middle class
• Trump presides over historic Arab-Israel recognition deals
• Says 5 more countries will join
• Pompeo: Peace deals are all connected
• What John Kerry said when Trump moved the embassy to Jerusalem
• Pitt researchers isolate molecule that blocks COVID
• COVID lockdown has cost Nashville almost $3 billion so far
• Cooper calls referendum limiting tax increases 'dangerous'
• COVID lockdown led to 3,600 preventable heart-related deaths in UK, expert says
• Xi rejected Trump's offer to help early in pandemic
• More evidence about vitamin D and COVID
• Leaked DHS email confirms Antifa is organized
• Protesters demand cops let themselves be stabbed or shot
• Sen. Markey: Police should be disarmed of tear gas, rubber bullets
• Rioter injured when he flies off top of cop car
• Two high school football players suspended over pro-police flag
• And then they reinstate them amid public pressure
• Ravens stood for 'black national anthem,' kneeled for real one
• SHS says when Bolton was in the White House he thought he was president
• Grand jury subpoenas issued to Bolton's publisher and literary agent
• Trump administration produces documents to contradict latest 'whistleblower'
• Biden's energy plan could kill 5 million jobs
• FBI raids home of Biden surrogate over underage sex allegations
• Ninth Circuit clears way for Trump to deport up to 400,000 immigrants
• China calls U.S. ban on Uyghur slave-picked cotton 'naked act of bullying'
• Activists outraged at Harry Potter author over new book about cross-dressing serial killer

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 14, 2020

 

• $100,000 reward offered in ambush of two deputies
• LA sheriff challenges Lebron to match the reward
• Protesters at hospital chant 'we hope they die'
• Ca. city manager suggests cops had it coming
• BLM rioters smash windows in Lancaster, Pa.
• More Americans see BLM protests as riots than peaceful
• Man defecates on San Fran Nan's driveway and calls it 'peaceful protest'
• 50 shot, 15 fatally in last week in Baltimore
• NBA star apologizes after flashing gang signs
• Utah Jazz coach targeted by newspaper for donating to GOP candidate
• Gallup: Americans historically reluctant regarding new vaccines
• Federal judge strikes down Pa. guv's shutdown order
• Wildfires are arson/accidents, not global warming
• Some Antifa members arrested, despite reports that it's a conspiracy theory
• Biden warns suburbs will be destroyed by fire, floods if Trump is re-elected
• State Dept. reported Burisma paid bride while Hunter Biden was on board
• Trump pulls TV ads in key swing states
• Trump gains with Hispanics in FL
• Trump issues executive order to lower drug prices for seniors
• Dems pivot to global warming
• Burger King kisses Ronald McDonald in GBLT pride ad
• Jimmy Carter admits son smoked pot with Willie Nelson on WH roof

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 11, 2020

 

• Trump offers words of healing on 9/11
• Another Middle Eastern country normalizes relations with Israel
• Biden claims Trump has put Israel in danger
• Trump nominated for second Nobel Peace Prize
• Top GOP investigator wants to know why Mueller team phones were wiped
• Sarasota plans to remove Victory Over Japan statue
• NFL ratings crash 16 percent for woke season opener
• COVID is Nashville miraculously over, but just for Titans game
• Fauci warns to hunker down for fall and winter
• Local NY election official warns of people requesting mail-in ballots for dead people
• Some non-citizens and illegal aliens are registered to vote in NY
• Never Trumper Kasich thinks ending divisiveness more important than saving babies
• CNN airs old photo of Biden and son with Redskins logo removed
• Fauci says life may not be back to normal until end of 2021
• Mexican journalist who reported on cartels found beheaded
• Viewers rage against Netflix over 'Cuties'
• The real story on the health of bees
• Ole Miss puts porn star on cup honoring healthcare workers

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 10, 2020

 

• Over 80 percent of voters believe the police deserve 'support and respect'
• Federal judge blocks TN law that bars first-time voters from casting mail-in ballot without first showing ID
• Fewer than 3 in 10 think mail-in ballots will be counted accurately
• TN lawmakers push to help musicians, small businesses, small restaurants
• Teachers union wants statewide mask mandate
• Evidence shows masks don't help, even hurt
• Stanford expert blasts COVID lockdown failures
• It was the Dem panic, not the pandemic
• Biden confuses military COVID death numbers with Michigan's
• Salon visited by Pelosi closes permanently
• Jobless claims rise
• The Hill repeats lie that Trump refused to empathize with black Americans
• NFL kicks off season, but will viewers put up with politics in sports?
• Kenosha riots hit minority communities hardest, did $50 million in damage
• Twitter will censor Trump if he claims early victory on election night
• GOP voter registration way up in Pa.
• Barr: There could be more criminal charges in Durham investigation
• U.S. revokes visas for more than 1,000 Chinese nationals
• TikTok negotiates with feds to avoid total sale of company
• Police chief stabbed in the face
• Tiger on the loose in Knoxville
• Pot-bellied pig running loose in Henry County
• Diana Rigg dead at 82
• Starbucks switching to strawless lids

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 9, 2020

 

• Trump reveals his SCOTUS nomination list
• 80 percent of Dems are more concerned with making voting easier rather than ensuring voter eligibility
• Oscars announce new inclusion requirements for Best Picture
• Tom Cotton introduces trio of bills to combat rioters
• College students say rioting justified
• Barr: Murders drop 50 percent in Chicago thanks to Trump's Operation Legend
• Police union in Chicago endorses Trump
• Fauci defends Trump on coronavirus
• Recordings capture Trump admitting he downplayed virus from January to March
• Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
• Delaware women indicted on hate crime charge for stealing kid's MAGA hat
• U. of RI to remove WWII murals due to lack of diversity
• 'Talcum X' professor resigns
• LA County cancels door-to-door trick-or-treating
• DC Comics to release 'Wonder Women of History' which includes the Squad
• Man who thought he'd drown in a lake was saved by floating Tiki bar of priests
• Firefighters chase down thug on bike who knocked down elderly woman
• Gov. Whitmer is getting a border wall around her house

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 8, 2020

 

• Slimmed down GOP COVID aid package cuts costs, leaves out state and local aid
• Pelosi, Schumer torpedo coronavirus aid bill
• Cuomo says Trump caused COVID outbreak in NY
• Olympic gold medalist apologizes for post saying she went grocery shopping maskless
• Biden walks back national mask mandate
• Sesame Street releases 'Heroes Wear Masks' children's book
• Documents show TN health department misrepresented scope of child well-being checks
• Alyssa Milano claims she's been battling COVID for months
• Nearly half believe recent BLM protests have been violent
• Several rioters released without bail
• Cowboys player says league has given team 'green light' to protest national anthem
• Woman claims video shows postal worker writing 'BLM' on her letter
• UN sec-gen sees COVID opportunity for 'economic reset' to end oppression of women
• Injured vet calls out left for using his image to bash Trump
• Trump's black voter boom could cost Biden the election
• The mysterious destruction of evidence related to Steele dossier
• Ga. sec-state says 1,000 people double voted in recent primary
• Assange's U.S. extradition hearing resumes after outbursts
• White House predicts deficit will shrink next year
• Gavin Newsom amid forest fires: 'I have no patience for climate change deniers'
• Wildfire was actually started by a gender reveal party
• OK man sexually assaulted 6-month-old baby, posted videos on social media
• Bill Clinton to host new podcast
• Kaepernick included in Madden 21 game
• Babylon Bee: Madden now allows you to select Greta Thunberg as your QB

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 4, 2020

 

• America adds 1.37 million jobs, unemployment drops almost 2 points
• Hispanic women, black men biggest winners
• And Joe doesn't seem to understand what the numbers mean
• Man who killed Trump supporter in Portland shot and killed by police
• Portland Antifa pay homage to man who shot Trump supporter
• What we know about this animal
• Rioting is starting to impact House races
• Washington & Lee U. offers course on 'How to Overthrow the State'
• Feds arrest and charge Portland rioter who had local charges dismissed
• Gov. Cuomo not allowing NY restaurants to reopen
• America's largest police union endorses Trump
• Three-quarters of Dems think America is a racist nation
• Veteran quits his job at Food Lion after told he can't wear American flag face mask
• John Bolton disputes claim that Trump called WWI soldiers 'losers'
• Atlantic's editor claims it's "entirely accurate"
• Fox News backs part of the report, although it's the wrong war
• Frisco mayor blames Trump for Pelosi's salon mistake
• Five MS-13 gang members held in killing of 16-year-old girl
• ICE arrests child sex assault suspect at Denver airport
• NoKo could unveil ballistics missile capable of hitting U.S. just before election
• Toronto school teachers to undergo social justice training on 'white fragility'
• Pentagon orders 'Stars & Stripes' to shut down after 159 years
• Police stop Debbie What's-her-name Schultz from inspecting a mail facility
• Race faker Jessica Krug tried to stage a flag burning in high school

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 3, 2020

 

• D.C. police release copcam video of shooting
• Slow motion shows suspect had gun and threw it
• Anvil Joe makes 'because they'll shoot me' quip while visiting Kenosha
• GOP senators probe lengthy criminal past of illegal charged with killing four cops
• Seattle man threatened to blow up Portland police station
• Ca. DA is requiring prosecutors to consider looters' 'needs' when weighing charges
• St. Louis mayor flees home over protests in neighborhood
• Trump tasks Barr with publishing list of jurisdictions that have allowed anarchy
• Facebook removing posts supporting Kyle Rittenhouse
• Discover blocks credit card donations to site raising money for Kyle Rittenhouse
• NFL players doing 1-hour social justice special on NBC
• ESPN host calls hiring of 2-time NBA MVP as head coach 'white privilege'
• McEnany plays Pelosi getting a blow dry on a loop during press conference
• Restaurant files $2 billion lawsuit over NYC's restaurant restrictions
• Majority of voters want pandemic decisions made on state and local levels
• Gov. Lee says he'll evaluate safety before taking vaccine
• WashPo says election will end in violence unless Biden wins in landslide
• Facebook will stop accepting new political ads 7 days before the election
• Bill Clinton says Trump won't leave White House after losing to Biden
• Barr says China, not Russia, is most aggressive country in election meddling
• Ca. lawmakers reduce penalty for adults having 'willing' oral sex with children
• Vandy docking student for not agreeing that Constitution is white supremacist
• White professor admits she faked being black
• Nebraska man asks city to be 'a social leader' and denounce 'boneless chicken wings'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 2, 2020

 

• Social media labeling some stories about missing children as 'false'
• Moderators announced for presidential debates
• Pregnant Aussie woman arrested for posting lockdown protest on Facebook
• Violent Antifa leader cries like a baby when arrested by police
• Squad members blast BSNBC host for comparing Trump supporters to violent Muslims
• Weapons found at former CHAZ encampment in Seattle
• Portland mayor to move after protesters target his condo complex
• Attorneys for cop in Floyd case call for dismissal after new evidence comes out
• AG Barr: Antifa 'are flying around the country'
• Ohio school district bans use of thin blue line flag
• Biden to visit Kenosha on Thursday
• Woman assaults 12-year-old boy for carrying Trump sign
• CDC tells states to prepare to distribute vaccine in late October
• Vikings QB Cousins on COVID: 'If I die, I die'
• Jaguars TE will pay tribute to fallen officer on his helmet
• Fancy Nancy claims she was set up
• A Kennedy loses a political race in Mass.
• CBO projects U.S. debt will hit a record 107 percent of GDP in 2023
• Demi Lovato hates her skin color
• Trumpy Bear

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 1, 2020

 

• Trump tours Kenosha
• Nearly half of voters concerned violence will come to their town
• Portland rioters burn minority business in mayor's condo building
• Homeland Security chief investigating funding for Antifa, BLM
• Man who killed Trump supporter turned in by his sister
• Rudy: Lawlessness has no place in America
• Graceland vandalized by BLM
• Drew Breeze honors sexual assaulter Jacob Blake on his helmet
• NJ guv signs bill making it illegal to call 911 on a person of color
• Left-wing reporter falsely accuses murdered Trump supporter of backing terrorism
• DC mayor considering proposal to remove Jefferson statues from all public places
• Google refuses to show negative search results for BLM
• San Fran Nan has her hair done at Ca. salon that's supposed to be closed
• ICE arrests over 2,000 criminal illegals
• Media push rumor that Trump had a stroke
• Woke MTV Video Music Awards ratings collapse
• Court blocks release of Trump tax returns
• Is this really Aubrey O'Day?