Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 31, 2021

 

• ICE deports 3 chimo illegals back to Mexico
• AOC says calling border surge a 'surge' invokes white supremacy
• Dems in NY are working on giving some illegals $27,000 each for COVID hardship
• Black business leaders urge corporate America to oppose voter integrity laws
• Delta CEO piles on 'voter suppression' narrative
• Dems now think requiring voter ID is like Jim Crow laws
• IA Republican says Americans should be outraged over Pelosi trying to overturn her election
• IA Dem ends challenge
• Rick Scott: If you oppose the Dems' power grab, they call you a racist
• Trump blasts Biden's radical infrastructure plan
• Majority of Americans want to live where guns are legal
• WI Supreme Courts rules mask mandate is unlawful
• U.S. Attorney confirms Matt Gaetz's version of events
• Biden displays transgender flags at White House
• Gov. Noem defends her 'syle-and-form' veto
• America's trust of Big Tech at all-time low
• Russian opposition leader goes on hunger strike
• ASU dean writes book saying grading students is white supremacy
• CNN claims that gender identity is impossible to know at birth
• Hunter Biden, who puts personal porn up on PornHub, calls Trump a 'vile man'
• Facebook removes Lara Trump's interview with her father-in-law

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 30, 2021

 

• Biden announces $4 trillion infrastructure plan
• Hunter Biden tried to assist a fugitive Ukrainian oligarch
• CNN's Cuomo received special COVID treatment because of governor brother
• While nursing homes begged for tests, guv's brother got VIP treatment
• Free states are doing much better than lockdown states
• Marsha wants to know why Biden is spending $284k per migrant family to keep them in hotels
• Border Patrol tent meant to hold 250 now holding 5,700
• Psaki tries to explain why illegal children are getting in-person schooling while U.S. kids are not
• Trump slams Fauci for trying to take credit for vaccine
• Establishes new '45' website
• Here's the website
• GOP congressman: It's racist to say that voter ID laws hinder minorities
• China tighten grip on Hong Kong
• Matt Gaetz may leave office and go to work for Newsmax TV
• Gaetz reportedly under investigation for having sex with a minor
• Australian school makes boys apologize for gender and sexual assaults they didn't commit

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 29, 2021

 

• WHO and China say animals are COVID source (wink, wink)
• Fauci takes credit for vaccine
• Biden calls on governors to reinstate mask mandate
• DHS preparing to use private contractors to blacklist citizens
• Odd tweet from Strategic Command spawns panic about nuke codes
• U.S. Special Ops Command investigating 'diversity' chief's post berating Cruz, Trump
• MN man can't be charged with rape because woman chose to drink, court says
• Police arrest man after he pulled a gun on rioting Antifa members
• Kristi Noem irritates conservative base after not signing transgender sports bill
• Greta Thunberg jokes about small penises hoping it will awaken people to "climate change"
• Media spread lie about Sturgis Motorcycle Rally being a super-spreader
• Sesame Street introduces two 'black' Muppets
• Babylon Bee: Sesame Street introduces Todd, a white, male Muppet who's blamed for everything
• Social justice activists claim police dog's nickname is hurting people in 'the community'

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 19, 2021

 

• Biden falls multiple times trying to board Air Force One
• 30 Republicans vote for farmworker amnesty
• CBO: Dem amnesty bill would cost $35 billion
• Amnesty has virtually no chance of passing in the Senate
• Liz Warren says filibuster is racist, but used it against a black man just last year
• White House refuses to release photos of border facility housing illegal children
• Pelosi says Biden is getting border 'under control'
• Dems are trying to overturn Iowa congressional election
• Pelosi rejects resolution to expel Marjorie Greene
• Twitter admits they suspended Greene by mistake
• MI House moves to subpoena former Whitmer health director
• DeSantis: COVID vaccine passports a 'terrible idea'
• Biden's backdoor plan to enact the Green New Deal
• SC Dem introduces bill banning trans surgery for children
• Cuomo accuser said governor told her he wanted to 'mount' her
• Biden's accuser rips media for reaction to Cuomo
• Serial killer in New Jersey
• Former Catholic bishop accused of molesting boy in the '70s

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 18, 2021

 

• DHS secretary feels 'very disrespected' by congressman's question about illegal alien crimes
• Flashback: Biden calls for illegals to 'immediately surge the border' when he becomes president
• Jen Psaki slips up and calls it a 'crisis' on the border
• TN senate passes 'Constitutional Carry' bill
• Congressman Chip Roy won't back down after lynching comments triggered Dems
• FEMA to reimburse families for COVID funeral expenses
• Asian Americans flock to gun stores after Atlanta shooting
• Bruce Lee's daughter blames shootings on people calling COVID 'kung flu'
• Jen Psaki blames Trump
• WHO granted China authority to veto scientists on Wuhan mission
• Flashback: Fauci ignored Obama ban on 'gain of function' research into viruses and funneled money for such research to the Wuhan Institute of Virology
• Biden sending AstraZeneca vaccine to Mexico and Canada only after it's pulled in Europe for suspicion of causing blood clots
• Rand Paul takes Fauci to task over 'theater' of wearing masks after vaccination
• George Floyd Square overrun with crime
• Biden all set to break his tax pledge already
• John Kerry caught on flight not wearing a mask
• GoFundMe set up to pay off Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan's $10 million mortgage

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 17, 2021

 

• Border crisis worsens
• AZ GOP Rep. says Biden is 'culpable of child abuse' for fueling border surge
• Mayorkas says don't call it a crisis
• Newsom now worried about recall effort
• Says motivation is racist
• ISIS beheading children as young as 11
• Candace Owens '100 percent' suing Cardi B
• Cross-sex hormones could be causing 'menopausal teens'
• Biden jokes he wishes his ancestors had stayed in Ireland
• Professors call for abolishing the term 'quantum supremacy'
• IRS delays Tax Day by a month
• GA Deputy Sec. of State outed as source for fake Trump quotes in WashPo story
• CNN's audience down nearly half since Trump left office
• Gov. DeSantis will exclude Critical Race Theory from curriculum

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 16, 2021

 

• Judge might unseal ballots in Fulton County, GA for fraud probe
• MI judge rules Sec. of State's absentee order broke the law
• Border crossings on pace to hit 20-year high
• Manchin first top Dem to call border situation a 'crisis'
• Eight more illegals killed in auto accident
• We could see $4 gas by summer
• Blue states move to tax PPP
• Americans see China as our greatest enemy
• NY lawmakers consider probe into Cuomo directive sending COVID patients into group homes
• White House leaker Vindman proposes suing conservative outlets to make them less 'radicalized'
• Gavin Newsom vows to replace Feinstein with unnamed black woman if she retires early
• Feinstein says she'll finish her term
• New COVID variant detected at KY nursing home
• CA church begs Newsom to let them gather for Easter
• LA restaurant owner buys generator after city cuts his power for violating COVID rules
• They tell us the vaccine is NOT gene therapy, and then there's this from the NY Times last May
• Phil's novel on gene therapy called 'The God Players'
• Big Tech CEOs add $380 billion in personal wealth during pandemic
• 'The Talk' pulled by CBS after host defends Piers Morgan's critique of Meghan Markle
• More to the story: Osbourne called Asian co-host 'slanty eyes'
• BSNBC host wants FBI building named after Stacy Abrams to erase 'racist' legacy of J. Edgar Hoover
• Williamson County had the highest 2020 election turnout in the state
• Bitcoin tumbles after India talks of banning cryptocurrency
• SoundCloud to unveil more fan-centric service to get artists paid
• Columbia U to host 6 different grad ceremonies based on race, sexuality, income level

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 15, 2021

 

• WashPo retracts false story that Trump asked GA election officials to 'find the fraud'
• Dems cited fake story in impeachment trial
• Some European countries halt one vaccine over blood clot concerns
• Facebook to label all vax posts with 'official info'
• COVID vaccines do NOT stop you from getting or spreading COVID
  The vaccines keep you from getting deathly sick, not from getting or spreading COVID
  Vaccines will not keep you from spreading COVID
  Only one vaccine offers 'sterilizing immunity,' and it's being pulled by some countries
• 90 percent of Americans want illegals tested for COVID
• One year later: A look back at the inaccurate predictions that led to lockdowns
• Dems want COVID welfare to last far beyond the pandemic
• And Biden wants a major tax hike
• Psaki still won't acknowledge border crisis
• 73 percent of voters concerned about border crisis, over half oppose amnesty
• Army may nix gender-neutral fitness test, more than half of women fail 
• Cruz demands U.S. Marines stop attacking private citizens, including Tucker Carlson
• College enrollment dropping because of high costs

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 12, 2021

 

• Gov. DeSantis issues order to stop cities from collecting COVID fines
• YouTube blacklists 30,000 videos they say are vaccine misinformation
• Majority of Americans support restrictions on unvaccinated people
• Larry Gatlin tests positive for COVID after getting Moderna vaccine
• Mask-shaming idiots jump on Gov. Lee for not wearing a mask
• Stanford med school professor says lockdowns were a big mistake
• USA Today 'fact check' of news story on ineffectiveness of masks ends up making the point
• Over $57 billion in hidden taxes in COVID bill
• Nashville officer critically wounded, woman killed in shootout
• Biden refuses to take questions from media yet again
• Lawsuit claims Panda Express workers were forced to strip in team-building seminar
• NY State Assembly Speaker authorizes impeachment inquiry into Cuomo
• AOC turns on him
• Schumer, Gillibrand pile on
• Cuomo refuses to resign, blames 'cancel culture'
• Chicago begins discussions on giving reparations of descendants of slaves
• Defense Department says climate change now 'essential element' of foreign policy
• Schumer blames Trump for border crisis
• TN bill to make homeless camping a crime sparks debate
• China allowing people with high 'social credit score' to board subway first
• Amazon bans books that claim transgenderism is a mental illness
• Senate Dems introduce 'assault weapons' ban
• Minneapolis city council signs off on $27 million settlement for George Floyd's family
• U.S. military spokesman goes after Tucker Carlson
• Matthew McConaughey ramps up speculation of a gubernatorial run

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 11, 2021

 

• Biden signs $2 trillion 'COVID relief' bill
• Pelosi hints that even more money may be on the way
• MI prosecutor will start review board into nursing home deaths under Whitmer
• House passes second gun control bill extending wait time to buy a gun from 3 to 10 days
• Russian government websites go dark after U.S. vowed retaliation for SolarWinds hack
• De Blasio says Cuomo can no longer serve as governor
• How de Blasio and Cuomo ruined NYC
• Allegation of sixth accuser turned over to police
• Biden's EO reverses due process for sexual misconduct allegations on college campuses
• Where's Joe? No press conference so far in his presidency
• Trump wants Herschel Walker to run for senate in GA
• Judge restores third-degree murder charge against Derek Chauvin
• Prospective jurors in trial fear for their lives
• More people now trust police than BLM to promote justice
• Rep. Chip Roy: Illegals are dying because of Biden's false promise
• ICE official: Biden is 'not ending family detention' at border despite claims to the contrary
• Google and Wikipedia continue to spread 'Nazi' lies about CPAC
• CNN does hit piece on Newsmax TV's ratings as its own rating collapse
• UPenn nursing exam mandates students ask patients their preferred pronouns
• Prince William: 'We're not racists'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 10, 2021

 

• House passes $2 trillion COVID bill, heads to Biden's desk
• China wants WHO to let it run global vaccine passport system
• AK becomes first state to allow vaccinations for anyone over 16
• German publisher caves to Chinese commies, destroys books that said virus came from China
• Five people charged in IL for voter fraud in 2020 election
• TN bill would require posted notices if either sex is allowed to use the same bathroom
• Merrick Garland confirmed as AG
• Ted Cruz grills Biden's Associate AG nominee
• 4,300 illegals apprehended in one week at one TX border sector
• Biden wants more money to fund migrants in their own countries
• Pentagon keeping National Guard troops in DC for 2 more months
• There's a bipartisan bill in Congress to make Daylight Saving Time year-round
• Smart speakers are listening so closely they can detect an irregular heartbeat
• Actress Melissa McCarthy trashes America from Australia

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 9, 2021

 

• White House stonewalls on number of illegal children held at border
• Kids in cages are suddenly 'humane and moral'
• DHS chief requests volunteers to help
• Illegals are testing positive for COVID, then being released into the U.S.
• Biden to grant temporary protection to hundreds of thousands of Venezuelans in U.S.
• Press corps ushered away after asking Biden questions...again
• House to vote tomorrow on COVID bill
• Gaetz calls it a 'Trojan horse for socialism'
• Admiral says China has 1 million people behind propaganda machine to undermine U.S.
• NV Democrat Party taken over by socialists
• RNC won't comply with Trump's order to stop using his name and likeness in fundraising
• Trump releases statement: 'No more money for RINOs'
• GA senate passes bill that would eliminate 'no-excuse' absentee voting
• LA teachers union urges members not to post vacation pictures
• Chauvin trial struggles to find suitable jury
• Yet another accuser of Cuomo comes forward
• And it wasn't just nursing homes he was ordering COVID patients back into
• MI Gov. Whitmer could face charges over nursing home deaths
• Twitter sues TX AG
• NBA All-star game hit all-time low in ratings
• Another death in BLM 'Autonomous Zone'
• U.S. cyberattacks against Russia may be underway
• Disney CEO dodges question about hypocrisy in 'Mandalorian' firing
• BuzzFeed announces deep cuts to HuffPo staff after acquisition
• Bible teacher Beth Moore leaves the Southern Baptist Church
• Queen makes first statement about Meghan Markle interview with Oprah
• Limbaugh's death certificate lists occupation as 'Greatest Talk Show Host of All Time'
• Biden's dogs have been kicked out of the White House

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 8, 2021

 

• COVID bill contains reparations for 'disadvantaged farmers'
• Governors follow TX and MS in loosening COVID restrictions
• Top NY GOP lawmaker unveils impeachment resolution against Cuomo
• 12 states sue Biden over his climate change executive order
• CDC releases guidance for those who have been vaccinated for COVID
• CDC: People on the cusp of being overweight have lowest COVID risk
• Biden orders creation of Gender Policy Council
• Biden can't remember his defense secretary's name
• Mortgage interest rates jump
• Trump sends cease and desist letter to RNC to stop using his name to fundraise
• Idiot 'Pro-life Evangelicals for Biden' now say they were betrayed
• MI judge reinstates voter fraud case
• Libs squeal over TN general assembly's effort to remove judge who violated state law
• February was the coldest in 30 years
• UK talks of global 'Amazon tax'
• Biden signs EO aimed at expanding 'voter rights'
• eBay purges Dr. Seuss, but will still allow Nazi and pro-slavery books
• 'Blue Anon' purged from Urban Dictionary
• Dem congressman reports thousands in questionable interest income from Bank of China
• Pepe Le Pew cut from new Space Jam movie because he perpetuates rape culture
• Fake Woke by Tom MacDonald (bad language warning)

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 5, 2021

 

• Senate unanimously passes bill limiting Chinese propaganda in universities
• China could invade Taiwan soon
• China was only major economic power to increase pollution in 2020
• Dirt people want a COVID-style lockdown every two years to 'save the planet'
• Big Retail bucking open states, keeping mask mandates in place
• Cuomo administration doctored report to show fewer nursing home deaths
• Fauci says another COVID surge is coming, despite vaccine
• Says military members who don't get the vaccine are part of the problem
• CDC says mask mandates mean lower death rates
  Yet the stats don't bear that out
• Compare that with how restrictive each state is/was
• Mistake sends 91-year-old to hospital after getting two COVID shots in one day
• 8 Dem senators vote against adding $15 minimum wage amendment to COVID bill
• Former Trump State Dept. aide arrested in connection with Capitol riot
• Swalwell sues Trump for violating his civil rights in Capitol riot
• Federal prosecutors dismiss dozens of cases in connection to last summer's riots
• CNN intern 'fact-checks' Dr. Rand Paul on transgender surgery
• eBay working to purge site of banned Seuss books
• Hitchcock's 'Psycho' and 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner' latest victims of cancel culture
• Gov. Abbott has plan to ban social media censorship in TX
• Nashville signs racetrack deal that's not supposed to cost the city anything, but it does
• Windscreen falls on BSNBC reporter as he urges prosecution of Trump
• Book: Obama said Pete Buttigieg was too short and gay to be president
• Washington Redsk...uh, Football Team ditching cheerleaders for coed dance squad

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 4, 2021

 

• House passes sweeping voter reform to make 2020 changes permanent
• Freedom Watch: China behind global decline in freedom
• China using 'emotion recognition technology' to arrest people
• Bipartisan senators introduce bill to strip Biden of war powers
• AL senate passes bill outlawing transgender treatment for minors
• Judge orders new election in MS district because of fraudulent absentee ballots
• MS guv responds to Biden's 'neanderthal' comment
• Sen. Johnson says he'll make clerk read through entire COVID bill
• School district suspends baseball team for photo without masks
• OMG: Biden holding unaccompanied illegals beyond 72-hour limit
• Study: Cuomo's nursing home order responsible for as many as 1,000 additional deaths
• Before cancel culture Amazon featured dozens of Dr. Seuss books read by celebrities
• Dallas cop arrested in two 2017 unsolved murders
• SC may add the firing squad to execution choices
• NBA team swaps out 'Kiss cam' for 'Hand-sanitizing Cam'
• Teachers spell 'COONS' in human scrabble picture
• Wynonna's CBD

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 3, 2021

 

• SUV in deadly CA crash entered the country illegally
• Cuomo defiant, won't resign
• Approval drops to 38 percent
• Over a dozen guardsmen stationed at Capitol sickened by undercooked food
• Civil Rights icon calls white wokeness an 'insulting' to blacks
• Middle school teacher separates students into 'privileged' and 'targeted' groups
• Ferguson activists want a cut of BLM money
• AZ Dept. of Education says babies start to become racists at 3 months old
• Federal report concludes free speech online does not lead to hate crimes
• Leftists storm GA state house to protest voter ID law
• Biden slams lifting of COVID restrictions in MS and TX as 'neanderthal thinking'
• WHO leader admits they got no 'hard facts or detailed data' from Wuhan lab
• FDA advisory panel says prioritizing COVID vaccines by age is racist
• UK health expert advises wearing 3 masks
• Big Tech allows Louis Farrakhan to spread vaccine conspiracy theories
• Swalwell: CPAC's 'insurrection reunion' emboldened people to take up arms against government
• Popular AZ news anchor quits because of cancel culture
• CNBC host clashes with Sen. Warren over her 'ultra-millionaire tax'
• Trans YouTube star arrested for possessing child sex abuse images

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 2, 2021

 

• Gov. Abbott opens Texas '100 percent'
• Florida got it right, the lockdown states got it wrong
• Andrew Cuomo faces yet another accusation of sexual harassment
• 6 NY Dems call for Cuomo's impeachment
• Trevor Noah mocks people who supported Cuomo, when he called himself a 'Cuomosexual'
• Chris Cuomo says he can't cover the scandal because 'he's my brother,' but he covered his brother non-stop before the scandal
• MI GOP demands investigation into Whitmer's 'secret deal' with health official
• Media try to bail out Biden over comments that minorities don't know how to use the internet
• Mike Lindell says Trump will be back in the White House long before 2024
• Biden locks ICE Twitter account that warned people about criminals protected by sanctuary cities
• 71 percent believe Antifa is a domestic terrorist group
• FBI director refuses to disclose cause of Capitol police officer's death
• Dr. Seuss books cancelled by Dr. Seuss estate
• Biden omits Seuss from proclamation on 'Read Across America' day which takes place on his birthday
• Mitt Romney suffers black eye after fall, jokes he got it at CPAC

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 1, 2021

 

• The worst part of Biden's $2 trillion COVID 'relief' bill
• Efforts underway in key battleground states to return voting systems to pre-2020 rules
• DeSantis places first in 2024 presidential race with Trump not included
• DeSantis unveils statewide effort to address Chinese influence
• Chinese state hackers target Indian vaccine makers
• Antifa gets violent in Portland again, this time protesting Biden's immigration policy
• DHS Sec: There is no crisis on the border
• TN senate passes transgender athletics bill
• AZ lawmaker triggers left with 'identifying as a chicken' comment
• Journalist suing MI guv over nursing home data
• NY AG investigating sexual harassment claims against Cuomo
• Andrew Cuomo wants you to believe unwanted kisses were just misunderstood
• Old tweets from Dems slamming Trump resurface after Syrian airstrikes
• YouTube bans Rudy again
• Liz Warren introduces wealth tax
• VA cancelling Jefferson Davis Highway
• Amazon Prime yanks Clarence Thomas documentary during Black History Month
• Taylor Swift mad at Netflix over joke that she goes through men fast
• List of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends
• U. of TX donors threaten to withhold donations if 'Eyes of Texas' is cancelled
• Franklin native gets Golden Ticket on American Idol
• Robbery suspect runs out of gas during chase with police