Daily Show Prep - Friday May 28, 2021

 

• Republicans block Jan. 6 commission in first filibuster victory
• Six Republicans voted to advance it
• Federal government is taking 'very close look' at vaccine passports, DHS head says
• DeSantis goes head to head with CDC and cruise industry over vaccine passports
• Dem senators claim vaccine access, not hesitancy, still a problem for Latinos
• Freedom Caucus chairman asks CDC if Pelosi consulted them when continuing mask mandate
• CDC loosens mask guidance for summer camp
• Johns Hopkins professor scolds CDC over 'biggest failure of medical leadership'
• The Lancet defends China's one-child policy
• The global computer chip shortage
• Flashback: John Deere just swindled farmers out of their right to repair
• Jury finds illegal immigrant guilty of murder
• Atlanta councilman who backs defunding police has Mercedes carjacked
• Cities reverse defunding police amid rise in crime
• School district overrules principal who removed faith references from student's grad speech
• White House lies, says Americans paying less for gas now than 15-year average
• TN teen missing since 2019 found safe in AL
• Trans MMA fighter lashes out at Joe Rogan

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 27, 2021

 

• San Jose killer did not use "assault weapon"
• Reporter admits 'no CA law or proposed reform' could've stopped the killer
• DeSantis: Overwhelming majority of those moving to FL are registering Republican
• USA Today edits out 'hurtful' language from op-ed written by teen girl on trans athletes
• Rand Paul's amendment banning funding of gain-of-function research in China passes Senate
• CDC: More than 10,000 vaccinated people have gotten COVID, some have died
• Retired general wants debt to China cancelled because of COVID
• Liz Warren: Pandemic is 'our chance to expand our idea of what infrastructure means'
• Australian newscaster makes mincemeat out of Greta Thunberg
• Some Republicans say Trump shouldn't run again in 2024, but they're afraid to give their names
• Man sued, has property seized after leaving negative reviews of company
• College students cheerfully donate to Hamas
• Hysterical traveler claims airport employee choked her to the ground
• Song: Time to Start Drinking by Roland Rivers

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 26, 2021

 

• New study: Mask didn't slow COVID
• After spiking Pompeo probe, Biden relents and orders 90-day intel report on COVID origins
• Fauci acts like he doesn't know how Communist China works
• Why are media ignoring Ivermectin?
• TSA head: Officers handle mask mandate same as carrying a firearm through security
• MI House passes bill refunding COVID fines after Whitmer's hypocrisy
• GA guv says schools will not be able to mandate vaccine
• RINOs Murkowski and Romney cave on Jan. 6 commission
• Gunman kills 8 at San Jose light rail maintenance yard
• Tom Cotton dismantles ATF nominee over 'assault weapons'
• Biden's SecState meets with radical Palestinian activist
• House Dems condemn their Dem colleagues over antisemitic rhetoric
• Hunter Biden brought his VP dad to dinner with shady business partners
• Mike Lindell turned away from GOP governors event
• Tim Conway, Jr. suspended from KFI for Asian stereotype humor

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 25, 2021

 

• New study in journal Nature shows COVID patients have immunity for life
• Nutcase threatens Rand Paul's life, sends white powder to home
• Singer Richard Marx encourages violence against Sen. Paul
• Tom Cotton: Lab leak theory was always reasonable, but media denounced it as conspiracy theory
• Ron Johnson demands 'honest and complete answers' from Fauci
• HHS secretary says WHO must launch more transparent investigation into COVID origin
• WashPo 'fact-checker' explains how 'lab-leak theory suddenly became credible'
• Facebook downranking stories that promote 'vaccine hesitancy'
• New study shows those who had COVID may be protected for life
• Arrest of Chinese spies at top UK universities expected within weeks
• AOC says she effectively 'served in war' at Capitol riot, now in therapy
• Jen Psaki falsely claims crime wave started with pandemic
• Shots fired at one-year-anniversary memorial for George Floyd
• Study: Gun buyback programs don't reduce gun crime
• Surging crime rates spell trouble for Dems in mid-terms
• Seattle City Council votes unanimously to move 911 out of police control
• State Department encourages embassies to fly BLM flags
• DeSantis on critical race theory: 'It's based on historical falsehoods'
• FL becomes 23rd state to end enhanced unemployment
• Biden has spent as much on healthcare for illegals as Trump spent on the wall
• Tesla ordered to pay $16k each to Norwegian owners for cutting charge speed
• Ch. 4 tries to bring down Dave Ramsey for running a religious company
• Carbon storage scheme diverts money to farmers
• Guest: David Corlew, Charlie Daniels' longtime manager, on the Journey Home Project event

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 24, 2021

 

• U.S. intelligence adds to details about sickened Wuhan lab researcher
• Psaki says White House wants WHO investigating lab rather than U.S.
• Fauci no longer confident COVID emerged naturally
• CDC investigating reports of heart inflammation in young people after vaccine
• Surging death rate in India thought to be caused by vaccines
• Dr. advises not to get vaccine if you've already had COVID
• TN pastor claims 'elites' are getting 'sugar water' instead of vaccine
• Despite CDC mask guidance, Biden may still issue workplace mandate
• Wretched Gretchen apologizes for violating her own COVID restrictions
• GOP senators demand to know why DOJ reinstated sanctuary city policies
• TX wins against Biden in deportation case
• CT students arrested for 'ridicule' after using the N-word
• Dem-run cities can't or won't protect Jews and Asians from hate crimes
• Kamala wipes her hands on her pantsuit after shaking SoKo president's hand
• Leaked State Dept. memo indicate official support for BLM
• BLM activist who was shot in London being compared to MLK
• BLM founder called the police a 'terrorist organization'
• Former NBA star calls woke black Dems the 'new version of the KKK'
• Anvil Joe to renege on his promise to cancel $10,000 in student loans
• Minneapolis mayor now admits defunding police led to spike in crime
• TX guv to sign bill cracking down on rioters who block emergency vehicles
• Microsoft was hit by Chinese hackers, Biden won't assign blame
• Vanderbilt announces new collaboration to fight the phantom of climate change
• Scholar removed from American Psychological email group for saying there are only two sexes
• Most voters want smaller government, lower taxes
• Facebook exec brags about increased censorship of 'hate speech'

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 21, 2021

 

• Fauci predicts airlines, universities will require proof of vaccine
• Americans losing confidence in Fauci
• Poll: Quarter of Americans say the pandemic is over
• Mike Pompeo is confident the virus came from Wuhan lab
• PolitiFact quietly removes its 'Pants on Fire' rating for lab leak theory
• UVA requiring students to get vaccinated
• San Fran Nan caught on camera schmoozing with colleagues maskless after fining GOP members
• French virologist says vaccines could cause virus to mutate into deadlier version
• If you identify as someone who got vaccinated you now have an official name
• NY admits purposely underreporting nursing home deaths
• GA judge allows Fulton County absentee ballots to be unsealed and reviewed first hand
• Twenty states are opposing critical race theory being taught in schools
• Tom Cotton: CRT in military is 'destructive to morale'
• White House reduces 'infrastructure' bill to $1.7 trillion
  
• Steve Cohen files bill to try and keep Trump from holding office
• Insider on illegal children coming to TN: 'They're just getting ramped up'
• Biden has released more than 61,000 illegals into the U.S.
• Insurance company CNA paid $40 million to ransomware hackers
• Two Republicans who missed the vote could've stopped $1.9 billion post-Jan. 6 spending bill
• Tulsi Gabbard calls on Lori Lightfoot to resign because she decides on interviews based on color
• Babylon Bee: Lightfoot runs in terror when Thomas Sowell takes her up on her offer
• RINO stampede: Paul Ryan will headline fundraiser for Adam Kinzinger
• Fox News still tops with conservatives, but Newsmax making strides
• Church of Sweden announces that the church itself is transgender
• Psychological exam called for 'Qanon Shaman' who was at Capitol riot

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 20, 2021

 

• News of a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas
• GOP lawmakers fume after illegals flown into TN in the dead of night
• Nunes: 'Everything is pointing to the Wuhan lab'
• Jim Jordan demands answers
• How the COVID lab leak went from panned to seriously considered
• Cuomo under federal investigation for COVID scandal
• Dems block GOP effort to end mask mandate
• 2017 article in Japan predicted mask addiction
• Study finds child COVID hospitalizations were 'grossly inflated'
• 22 states drop enhanced unemployment checks
• Liberals want stimulus checks forever
• Colonial Pipeline CEO explains why he paid the ransom
• Cruz says Biden is 'crawling into bed with Russia and the enemies of America'
• Psaki cornered on Biden's pipeline hypocrisy
• Middle school is teaching that 'Make America Great Again' is 'covert white supremacy'
• Flashback: Similar material was passed out at Army installation
• TX woman caught crossing border with 50 pounds of heroin
• DHS shutters migrant detention centers accused of abuse, misconduct
• HUD makes housing vouchers for illegals easier to obtain
• House Dems reject measure to bolster Israel's Iron Dome
• Pro-Palestinian mob attacks Jewish diners in LA
• CNN host says if you oppose Antifa you're on the side of Hitler
• Ilhan Omar's Marxist daughter calls for insurrection
• Steve Jobs's widow is the new Soros
• Patrons stand idly by while black woman beats white woman to a pulp
• Out-of-control shoplifting in San Fran closes 17 Walgreens
• Defamation suit accuses Twitter of 'selective enforcement' of censorship policies
• Twitter says its own image cropping algorithm is racist
• LEGO releases GBLT Rainbow toy set to celebrate 'Pride Month'
• PBS airs drag queen show aimed at 3 to 8-year-olds

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 19, 2021

• Netanyahu brushes off Biden's demand for a ceasefire
• GOP House Intel says 'overwhelming circumstantial evidence' points to Wuhan lab as source of COVID outbreak
• CA churches win lawsuit against Newsom's COVID restrictions
• Fauci says Americans are 'misinterpreting' CDC mask guidance
• Trauma for liberals as states drop mask mandates
• Students protest mandatory vaccines at colleges
• Deaths related to COVID vaccine so far
• AZ election auditors say deleted files recovered, ballot chain-of-custody still missing
• House passes Capitol riot commission bill
• Proposed riot commission is political
• MTG wants to know why Capitol rioters are held in solitary while BLM rioters walk free
• Homeless man arrested in connection with LA wildfire
• Incredible! Joe Biden wasn't really driving the electric truck at the Ford plant
• TX bans abortions after 6 weeks
• Anvil Joe rips Coast Guard grads for not clapping for his lines
• Dem-run cities facing police recruitment crisis
• Crime surges in cities that stopped cooperating with ICE
• U.S. Customs officials block shipment of shirts over suspicion of slave labor
• Pelosi calls for diplomatic boycott of Beijing Olympics because of slave labor
• Border officials seize $685,000 in counterfeit cash from China
• NY AG says she investigating Trump organization criminally
• Trump fires back
• Shopify CEO tells his staff the company will concentrate on business, not social ills
• Disney feels 'hard impact' of disastrous Oscar ratings
• Chicago mayor only giving interviews to people of color
• Man charged with threatening to detonate bomb inside Vanderbilt hospital
• OR counties vote to secede and move to ID
• Survey finds conservative media viewers are more informed than liberal media viewers
• CNN: How to get people's pronouns right
• Parody: Man driving in carpool lane informs cop he goes by 'they'
• Another idiot charged in gender reveal party
• Bitcoin crashes
• Nashville mayor directs $10 million to 'affordable housing'
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 18, 2021

 

• Psaki claims Trump didn't do anything constructive to bring about Middle East peace
• AOC calls Israel 'apartheid state'
• Dems hold hearing on 'White Identity Terrorism'
• Biden to release 9/11 conspirator, 2 other terrorists from Gitmo
• Group of former Trump staffers sues OH county over Dominion voting machines
• Soros donated $2 million to sheriff stonewalling Maricopa audit
• De Blasio: 'If you are vaccinated, you get more freedom'
• CDC director widely mocked after claiming science 'evolved' on vaccines leading to new mask guidance
• Fauci in favor of businesses keeping mask mandate
• Rand Paul says Fauci could be culpable for the entire pandemic
• 10-year-old goes viral begging school board to end mask mandate
• Teacher caught on camera berating vaccinated high schooler for not wearing a mask
• TX guv bans mask mandates by public schools and local governments
• Vandy requires students to get vaccinated
• OSHA says entities that require vaccines may be liable for adverse reactions
• AOC, a dozen Dems oppose targeting illegal gang members because it's racist
• HUD not prioritizing U.S. citizens over illegals for public housing
• Twitter bans Spanish politician for saying men can't get pregnant
• Chinese communist clamp down on Christian social media
• NY Times slams Apple for kowtowing to China for profits
• Years of photos reveal meetings between Bloomberg execs and Chinese propagandists in Beijing
• AZ GOP meeting about Maricopa audit
• Redistricting puts Dem House majority in jeopardy
• Biden won't remove carbon capture and nuclear power from climate plan
• Colonial Pipeline hit with brief network outage
• Idiot MI guv tried to shutdown pipeline from Canada amid Colonial Pipeline crisis
• Biden waives sanctions against company building pipeline from Russia to Germany
• Airlines might weigh passengers before flights
• Chris Cuomo: Pro-life is pro-racist
• Video shows moment murdered 4-year-old was snatched from his bed
• Elon Musk hacks off Bitcoin fans
• Kamala and her husband gave less than 2 percent of their income to charity
• Biden jokes about running over reporter
• Obama reveals UFOs are real
• Mark McCloskey is running for senate in MO
• Christian artists says he's now 'exvangelical'
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 17, 2021

 

• Biden thanks everybody but Trump for vaccine success
• Then says those not getting the vaccine will 'pay the price'
• Black, Hispanic vaccine rates lagging
• PBS reporter suggests CDC guidance on masks is racist
• TX reports zero COVID deaths after Biden called ending mask mandate 'neanderthal'
• Health officials left scratching their heads as red states opened with little consequence
• TX and FL have lower vaccination rates than NY and CA
• NJ school nurse fired for going maskless to protest mandate's harm to children
• DOJ goes maskless, will not ask vaccine status
• Target ends mask mandate for vaccinated customers
• Fauci says COVID has exposed 'undeniable effects of racism'
• Flashback: It ain't racism, it's vitamin D deficiency
• TN guv signs bathroom bill
• CNN fires contributor for pro-Hitler post
• Sen. Graham says Israel must do 'as much damage as possible' to cripple Hamas
• Pro-jihad convoys yell 'F**k the Jews! Rape their daughters!'
• Second Amendment sanctuary facing first court challenge in Oregon
• John Fraud Kerry: Pope Francis is 'compelling moral authority' on climate change
• NFL lawsuit claims black men have lower cognitive skills than white men
• Sierra Leone sells rainforest to worst polluter China
• Flying Confederate flag deemed 'hate-related' by British police
• Inspector who failed to catch MS river bridge crack fired
• One person arrested in connection with LA wildfire
• SCOTUS to hear direct challenge to Roe v. Wade
• Cancel culture queen Chrissy Teigen gets cancelled
• SNL hits ratings low in first episode after Elon Musk appearance
• Dem rep cries racism after cops bust house of prostitution in building he owns
• Prince Harry calls First Amendment 'bonkers'

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 13, 2021

 

• Now the CDC says fully vaccinated people can ditch the masks
• Cuomo will not follow the new 'science'
• DeSantis pardons anyone cited for not wearing a mask
• Rep. Gallagher calls for full transparency on Fauci and Wuhan lab
• Colonial Pipeline paid $5 million ransom to cyberterrorist group
• Cyberattacks rise under Biden
• Hummer with 4 containers of gas bursts into flames after filling up at gas station
• Joe Manchin still opposed to ending filibuster, nationalizing elections
• Maricopa County officials deleted databases from voting machines before handing them over for audit
• Mayorkas blames Trump for illegal alien surge at border
• Israel planning for ground war in Gaza
• Muslim Brotherhood praises Dems for abandoning Israel in time of war
• Biden pressed to cancel talks with Iran
• Rep. Greene tries to confront AOC, asks her why she supports 'terrorists and Antifa'
• AG Garland says white supremacists are the biggest terrorist threat to America
• Biden administration to prioritize transgender illegals
• American Medical Association embraces critical race theory, rejects meritocracy
• OKC school board denounces new ban on teaching critical race theory
• Minneapolis mayor now admits defunding police led to a rise in crime
• Former BSNBC host cheers news of white man being killed for using racial slur
• Gaetz associate expected to plead guilty in sex trafficking case
• TN guv signs bill requiring burial or cremation of aborted fetal remains
• Tesla to stop accepting Bitcoin over environmental concerns
• High E. coli level closes Old Hickory Lake beach

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 12, 2021

 

• House Republicans remove Liz Cheney from leadership, she vows to get Trump
• Liz Cheney's husband works for Chinese Communist Party-linked law firm
• RINOs sign letter vowing to back third party if Trump gets GOP nomination
• Poll: Trump has strong 2024 majority among GOP voters
• Here comes inflation
• Colonial Pipeline restarts, normal service by week's end
• Gas stations run dry
• Energy Sec: Gas shortage not a shortage but a 'crunch'
• Despite Biden's claim, workers won't lose their benefits if they turn down jobs
• Seven states cut unemployment benefits
• TN investigating people getting benefits but refusing to go back to work
• Biden issues emergency fuel waivers for 12 states
• Biden is Carter 2.0
• Anvil Joe's weakness is encouraging cyber attacks
• 20 governors tell Biden his plan to house illegals in their states is 'unacceptable'
• Vaccine passport of international travel
• Twitter, Facebook refuse to remove Chinese Communist Party bots
• Soros-funded climate change group backs Palestinians over Israel
• Rashida Tlaib accuses Israel of ethnic cleansing as Iranian-backed Hamas pounds them with rockets
• Rep. Greene slams 'Jihad Squad'
• Israel takes out top Hamas terrorist in Gaza airstrike
• Iran has enriched uranium to up to 63 percent purity
• Orthodox Jews overwhelmingly Republican
• House Republicans file ethics claim against Dems for claiming GOP led 'reconnaissance tour' before Capitol riot
• Kaepernick pushes for abolition of cops and prisons
• Girl who killed Uber driver to get less than 3 years in juvenile detention
• Elon Musk asks if Tesla should start accepting Dogecoin
• Townhall: Why are we reuniting illegal children with their horrible parents?
• Donald Glover: Cancel culture making TV boring
• MS river bridge connecting TN and AR on I-40 is closed for repairs

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 11, 2021

 

• McConnell says Dems are trying to 'rewrite the ground rules' on voting in America
• Ted Cruz: Dem's election bill would strike down widely supported voter ID laws
• Over 120 retired flag officers warn about dangers of H.R. 1
• Rand Paul grills Fauci on 'gain of function' research
• Congress finally asking the right questions about the coronavirus
• Fauci denies NIH supported gain of function research at Wuhan lab
• Tucker Carlson asks why there hasn't been a criminal investigation of Fauci
• CDC greatly exaggerated risk of contracting COVID outdoors
• According to the CDC, there have been over 4,000 vaccine-related deaths in America
• China has used 'army of fake Twitter accounts' to amplify message
• Chinese propaganda spending in the U.S. has increased six-fold
• Gas outages spread on East Coast
• Energy secretary warns consumers drivers against hoarding gasoline
• White House says there's no gas shortage as over 1,000 stations run out of gas
• Price of lumber up 377 percent in one year
• Iron ore spikes
• Electric cars may wipe out an entire species
• MI attorney alleges over 1,000 'phantom ballots' found in Antrim County
• Why Dems are panicked about the AZ audit
• Mayor Cooper is trying to stop a vote by the people on repealing the property tax increase
• Gavin Newsom offers cash to voters ahead of recall vote
• Restaurant owners blame Biden for staff shortage
• TN guv to stop enhanced unemployment on July 3
• Black GA leaders: Stacy Abrams does not speak for the black community
• BernMe opposes repealing state and local tax deduction cap, says move benefits the rich
• HHS will require hospitals to perform sex change operations
• Woke music teachers want to 'decolonize' music

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 10, 2021

 

• FBI identifies criminal group behind pipeline cyberattack
• Pipeline coming back by week's end
• NC guv declares state of emergency
• House Republicans step up efforts to investigate Wuhan lab leak
• Scientists publish study NY Times reporter tying COVID to Chinese lab
• Canadian pastor arrested for holding church service
• Fauci says masks could become seasonal
• FDA approves Pfizer vaccine for children
• LA police station firebombed
• Jenner backs amnesty
• Bidens says enhanced unemployment is not causing people not to work, but if you don't take a job you'll lose your benefits
• CA 'Anti-Racism Sentencing Reform' would reduce penalties for violent gun crimes
• AOC's crazy 'Civilian Climate Corps' could become a reality
• Disabled Portland veteran says BLM rioters put him in the hospital
• Even Pelosi doesn't fall for calling mother 'birthing people'
• Dave Chappelle slams woke shaming
• Biden's HHS changes definition of 'sex' to include gender identity
• UK couple 'proud' of their 4-year-old for 'deciding' to be another gender
• A Republican joins Dems to push for bill allowing more Big Media collusion
• Nearly half of U.S. counties are now Second Amendment sanctuaries
• Stefanik expected to take Cheney's place after GOP leadership vote on Wednesday
• AZ bans post-election signature fix for mail-in ballots
• Almost two-thirds of Americans believe social media are tearing the country apart
• SpaceX to accept Dogecoin as payment to launch 'Doge-1 mission to the moon'
• White House likely to hire GBLT person when Psaki leaves
• Man fraudulently claimed COVID funds then faked his suicide
• Golden Globes cancelled

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 7, 2021

 

• Heavy armed leftists surround, threaten Portland motorist who pulls his own gun
• Flashback: BLM co-founder compares her book to Mao's 'Little Red Book'
• Teacher placed on leave after suggesting George Floyd would be alive had he complied with police
• Roger Daltrey of The Who slams 'the woke generation'
• Michelle Obama claims she worries about her children every time they get in a car because of racism
• Psaki deflects question about Fauci and NIH funding Wuhan Institute of Virology
• Norwegian Cruise Lines threatens to bypass FL after DeSantis says no to vaccine passports
• Depression in UK more than doubles since before pandemic
• U.S. economy added just 266,000 jobs in April
• Biden defiant in face of grim jobs report
• Then blames Trump for bad numbers
• GOP senator works to repeal increase in unemployment benefits by end of May
• Maricopa County throwing up more road blocks in vote audit
• DOJ threatens AZ over audit
• Federal grand jury indicts Derek Chauvin
• FEC drops Stormy Daniels hush money case against Trump
• Melinda Gates reportedly furious over Bill Gates' relationship with Jeffrey Epstein
• CA's population falls for first time in history
• MO house votes to create 'Rush Limbaugh Day'
• Alan Dershowitz: The Case Against the New Censorship

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 6, 2021

 

• DeSantis signs FL election integrity bill into law
• Trump says media working with Big Tech, Dems in 'Big Lie' about 2020 election
• AZ state officials are withholding critical hardware in election audit
• Twitter claims to be able to call out 'mean Tweets' before they're ever sent
• Enhanced unemployment is killing businesses
• TN lawmakers cap unemployment benefits
• Woke Pope calls for 'no more walls' from behind the wall of the Vatican
• And yet another black-on-Asian hate crime
• Dershowitz: Juror who wore BLM shirt brings Chauvin verdict into question
• AZ house passes bill banning Critical Race Theory
• Study finds Biden's family plan would cost $700 billion more than estimated
• Biden issues National Day of Prayer proclamation that never mentions God
• China now emits more greenhouse gases than all developed countries combined
• Chinese national guilty of obstructing human trafficking investigation
• Nashville SWAT takes man into custody after crashing his car into detention center
• U.S. outlines sanctions relief for Iran
• Nashville to offer vaccine to children once it's approved
• Only 25 percent feel safe to go out without a mask
• Fauci's agency spent over $400,000 on experiments grafting aborted fetal scalps onto mice
• CNN: Foster care system is failing black kids
• Federal appeals court indicates it might not strike down law banning biological males from competing in women's sports
• NZ weightlifter could become first trans Olympian
• Woke NFL puts former Obama spokesman in charge of communications
• Spanish judge refuses to marry couple because groom was dressed as Jack Sparrow
• Chinese rocket falls back to Earth this weekend

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 5, 2021

 

• Stunning: WSMV reporter thinks Three-Fifths Compromise was "pro-slavery"
• Suspect in Nashville police ambush identified
• Federal judge strikes down eviction moratorium
• CDC director urges masks to prevent kids 'heavy breathing' around a soccer ball
• Canada authorizes Pfizer vaccine for children as young as 12
• Trump endorses Elise Stefanik to replace Liz Cheney in GOP leadership
• Cop fired for calling BLM rioters 'terrorists'
• U.S. birth rate sees largest drop in 50 years
• NYC public schools cancel Columbus Day
• DHS chief says we should not see borders as 'lines that mark national boundaries'
• Twitter: Trump banned for life
• Facebook continues ban on Trump
• Republicans threaten to break up Facebook
• Cornell has rock climbing course for BIPOCs only
• Group pressure MLB to move All-Star game back to Atlanta

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 4, 2021

 

• Kevin McCarthy under scrutiny for roommate arrangement with Frank Luntz
• Tucker Carlson broke the story
• Trump launches new communications tool after social media ban
• Facebook to decide Wednesday whether or not to reinstate Trump
• Chauvin juror attended BLM/George Floyd event last year
• Chauvin's attorney files motion for a new trial
• Teacher caught on copcam calling an LA deputy 'murderer'
• BLM harass outdoor diners until one pulls a gun
• Yet another black-on-Asian hate crime
• TX Dem official resigns after calling Tim Scott an 'Oreo'
• Biden goes maskless in visit with elderly Mr. & Mrs. Jimmy Carter
• Tom Cotton: Time to ignore 'thoroughly politicized' CDC
• U.S. intelligence report show COVID could have leaked from Wuhan lab
• Report: Liberals are addicted to lockdowns
• New study shows stay-at-home orders backfired
• GOP finds success with 'anti-woke' agenda
• Big Tech silenced 5 prominent conservatives in April
• FBI shoots and kills man outside CIA HQ
• GOP congressmen demand answers from FBI on 'widespread' FISA abuses
• Biden wants to use private firms to spy on Americans
• Kamala again claims fixing 'climate change' will solve border crisis
• Nashville weather records—No rhyme or reason
• Pentagon denies permit to annual veterans motorcycle rally
• Dems want to axe NH, IA as first primaries because they're too white
• Congressman: DC was never intended to be a state
• Cult leader found mummified, wrapped in Christmas lights in CO home
• 'WandaVision' scrapped a surprise cameo because they didn't want a white man saving the day

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 3, 2021

• TN legislature passes bill requiring absentee ballot watermarks
• Restaurant owners to receive federal assistance
• Mask fanatics Japan and India see COVID surge
• DeSantis ends COVID restrictions statewide
• FDA to authorize Pfizer vaccine for children as young as 12
• Hillary concerned about Biden's Afghanistan withdrawal
• Battle brews between conservative authors and cancel culture
• Lib professor who faced cancel culture lawyers up, saves job
• Congressman claims America is 'racist AF'
• What does 'AF' mean?
• TN legislature aims to withhold funding from schools teaching critical race theory
• BLM releases new list of demands
• CA makes prisons safer by releasing violent prisoners
• Jenner opposes biological males competing in women's sports
• NBA chief touts relationship with communist China
• Grandmother dies after being punched in the face by 23-year-old
• Verizon to sell Yahoo!, AOL for $5 billion 
• Dirt people target beef, but research shows cows actually fight climate change
• Two PA women charged with voter fraud in 2020 election
• Mike Lindell claiming election fraud 'game changer' coming in MI
• SF Chronicle calls 'Snow White' kissing scene 'problematic'
• Another MI state rep arrested for drunk driving
• Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce
• Man arrested for swinging colostomy bag at officers
• Chimo-protecting, anti-Trump organization taunts Trump in ad