Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 10, 2018

• Trump assails FBI raid on his lawyer's office as 'disgraceful'
• Trump: 'Attorney-client privilege is dead'
• Dershowitz outraged
• Schumer wants legislation to protect Mueller
• Turley: Trump must beware of a trap
• Trump says he's less inclined to sit down for a chat with Mueller
• White House says Trump can legally fire Mueller
• Kellyanne Conway's husband appears to defend raid on Trump's attorney
• Someone dressed as a Russian troll at Zuckerberg hearing
• Lawmakers probe whether human impact on climate change was edited out of parks report
• LA painting the streets white to combat climate change
• Man stabs boss after being fired
• Academics warn today's college students are going off the rails
• Student freak out over the opening of Chick-fil-A on campus
• A nun is carjacked in D.C.
• Transgender sex robots in big demand
• Expert of the Day: Luke Rosiak from The Daily Caller updates us on the Awan Brothers

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 9, 2018

• Trump vows 'major decisions' on Syria after chemical attack
• Mattis: 'I don't rule anything out'
• Time for Mueller to put up or shut up
• Will Paul Manafort put the FBI on trial?
• BSNBC salivating over prospect of Trump refusing to be arrested
• Federal agents raid Trump attorney's office
• Tom Steyer wants Trump impeached, and he's mad more Democrats don't
• Loretta Lynch throws Comey under the bus
• London's mayor to enact 'knife control'
• CNN still pushing the illegals caravan
• Facebook declares Diamond & Silk 'unsafe to the community'
• Facebook is tracking you even if you aren't on Facebook
• What Zuckerberg will tell Congress tomorrow
• Russia, OPEC behind spike in gas prices
• Woman accusing MO guv of taking nude photo of her says she may have dreamed it
• U. of Chicago students want campus police disarmed
• Hungarian prime minister could target Soros organizations
• EPA's Pruitt running into buzz saw over relaxing ethanol requirements
• Twins-Mariners game postponed because of snow
• Cubs home opener delayed due to snow
• NYPD 'arrests' winter for hanging around
• HBO moves to pay women and men the same
• Topless protestor charges at Bill Cosby
• Only one U.S. airline made TripAdvisor's top ten
• The biggest Black Lives Matter page on Facebook is fake
• KY neighborhood bans pit bulls, German shepherds, more
• Professional cuddler wants to 'change the world one hug at a time'

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 6, 2018

• China threatens 'major response' against 'arrogant' America
• Trump threatens $100 billion more in tariffs against China
• How China could win the trade war in one move
• Syracuse U. student deported to China after planning mass shooting
• ABC's Jonathan Karl questions Trump's rape claim
• And here's the evidence from the HuffPo, no less
• ICE nails dozens of illegals at Tennessee meatpacking plant
• CNN desperately tries to keep the illegals caravan alive: They 'take issue' with Trump
• Boston Globe review of 'Chappaquiddick'
• Soft drink tax starts in UK
• Perv exposes himself to little girl in Target restroom
• Romanian 'dead man' in court again to prove he's alive
• Bob Dylan turns classic song into gay anthem
• Warhol's Elvis 'painting' could fetch $30 million
• A third of millennials aren't sure the earth is round
• Expert of the Day: Travis Tritten from the Washington Examiner on the scope and size of Trump's National Guard deployment to the border

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 5, 2018

• Police dispute YouTube shooter's father's account that he warned them about her
• New NAFTA deal near
• Putin cements alliance with Iran and Turkey over Syria
• Bin Laden's son calls for Saudi uprising to 'redistribute the riches'
• Poisoned daughter of ex-Russian spy makes statement
• Protestors continue to demonstrate over shooting of Stephon Clark
• Nunes turns up heat on DOJ, FBI to turn over documents related to Russia investigation
• Ten reasons why Mueller's investigation is unconstitutional
• De Niro: 'Things in our country are so bad, and it comes from Trump'
• More than a million illegals have received Ca. driver's licenses
• Oregon guv says she'll refuse to send National Guard to border if Trump calls them up
• CNBC whines about America's love affair with the SUV
• Greensboro threatens to cancel gun and knife show, law-abiding citizens respond
• Cape Cod official takes heat for daring to criticize Camera Hogg
• BSNBC anchor thinks someone opening a soft drink is a gun shot
• Poll in TN senate race shows Dem up by double digits
• Lead London surgeon says hospital like Afghan war zone as murder rate surpasses NYC
• Sinclair producer quits over 'fake news' announcements
• Body of missing CDC employee found in Atlanta river
• Target settles discrimination lawsuit
• The Rock says he supports NFL players taking a knee
• Shell threatened with legal action over climate change contributions
• The ice-covered fairytale called global warming
• Finland solves homelessness? Well, not exactly.
• Tesla on autopilot nearly crashes at same location as fatal crash
• Florida officials investigating Broncos star after catching hammerhead shark
• Hilarious! Never lose sight of your luggage again by covering it with your face
• UK police men's choir severs ties with the force after being told they have to accept women
• Man arrested for assault with a pizza
• Rubber duckies are actually nasty
• Expert of the Day: Michael Daugherty on Zuckerberg testifying before Congress

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 4, 2018

• YouTube shooter was disgruntled YouTuber, radical vegan
• More on the crazy YouTube shooter
• China announces tariffs targeted at Trump's base
• Secret texts show FBI, DOJ may have rushed anti-Trump FISA warrant
• Turley: When will the media accept that Trump is not a criminal target?
• Former Obama mouthpiece says Trump's tweet referencing Obama might be racist
• Illegals caravan vows to continue to U.S. border
• Biatch McConnell frets 'the wind's going to be in our face' at the mid-term elections
• Vultures circling EPA's Scott Pruitt
• Private payrolls grew by 241k in March
• Hillary still blaming everyone but herself
• NC woman upset after 'white privilege' paper sent home with student
• Read the 11-step Guide to Understanding Race, Racism, and White Privilege
• More global warming: 6-18 inches of snow predicted for D.C.
• Saudi region covered in snow
• Colorado Rockies' home opener could be coldest ever
• Did the 'Wizard of Oz' munchkins molest Judy Garland on the set?

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 3, 2018

• Illegals caravan issues list of demands
• Mexico claims it's disbanding the caravan
• Border patrol at Rio Grande Valley sector overwhelmed by influx of illegals
• Trump to use military to control border until wall is built
• Another Ca. town joins the fight against sanctuary law
• Trump hammers Amazon over Post Office subsidies
• PO loses $1.46 for every Amazon package it delivers
• MyPillow refuses to drop Laura Ingraham's show
• EPA drops fuel standards, goes after Ca. on CO2 emissions
• Trump proposes tariffs on 1,300 Chinese goods
• Chicago suburb bans AR-15
• Deadline looms for Iran nuke deal
• Roger Stone's mouth lands him in the middle of the Mueller investigation
• Homeland Security says spies and criminals are tracking phone calls in DC
• Spotify's IPO immediately drops and closes $15 lower
• 'Chappaquiddick' opens Thursday
• Kid who fell down sewer pipe in LA rescued after 13 hours
• University event aims to combat 'Christian privilege'
• Mom tases son out of bed for Easter Sunday
• Principal charged after student comes forward with sex tape
• Oh, good. The condom snorting challenge is here.
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner says Trump has shifted from dealing with Democrats on DACA to damning them

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 2, 2018

• Caravan of over 1,000 illegal heading our way
• Trump arresting illegals instead of catching and releasing
• Says our country is being stolen
• 44 Dems exempted Awan boys from background checks
• 'Roseanne' ratings climb to 25 million
• CNN mocked for glorifying JFK's 'legendary' infidelity after slamming Trump
• New book says Kellyanne Conway is the White House leaker
• Camera Hogg's SAT below what UCLA normally accepts
• More advertisers bolt from Laura Ingraham's show
• Ted Nugent fights back against Camera Hogg
• New York tightens gun restrictions for domestic abusers
• OK teachers strike despite getting a $6,000 raise
• High taxes push Baltimore's population to lowest level in nearly 100 years
• Student earn credit for attending white privilege conference
• Congresswoman not running for re-election after turning blind eye to sexual harassment
• Tesla: Autopilot was on during deadly crash
• Tesla shares drop
• Global warming in the Northeast
• Texas couple caught with weapons arsenal 'waiting for a mission, the apocalypse'
• London murder rates passes New York's
• DNA test for IQ is coming
• Kansas woman finds her ex hiding in the attic
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from Washington Examiner on Trump's first 100 miles of border wall