Daily Show Prep - Monday July 2, 2018

• ICE Director: We don't separate families, Border Patrol is in charge of that
• Concentration camp survivor has a message for people who think America runs its own
• Former teacher accused of pulling gun at anti-ICE protest
• FBI arrests man for planning Fourth of July attack in Cleveland
• Al Gore exploits heat to scare people about global warming
• Illegal, not global warming, starts dozens of wildfires in Colorado
• Capital Gazette says it'll never forget being called 'enemy of the people' by Trump
• Will Trump release SPR oil reserves to drive down gas prices?
• IG report says Lynch-Bill Clinton meeting was not by chance
• CNBC obsessed with how much Trump's personal assistant makes
• LWM salivating over possible Cohen turn on Trump
• Reconquistador elected president of Mexico, watch out for the stampede to America
• 'Working class' primary winner Ocasio-Cortez actually grew up in wealthy suburb
• Weinstein facing life in prison after new charges
• Restaurant manager who refused service to MAGA hat-wearer is fired
• Seattle bans plastic straws, utensils
• Boys found alive in cave in Thailand after 9 days
• Poster boy for fake news exits ABC News
• Andy Dick charged with sexual battery
• Woman discovered alive in morgue fridge
• Expert of the Day: Brad Thor talks about his new thriller, Spy Master

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 29, 2018

• Newspaper gunman was mad over bad press
• Yet still they blame Trump
• Reuters editor apologizes, could be disciplined after blaming newspaper shooting on Trump
• Hillary calls for strength to resist Trump
• DNC chairman says Obama is America's real president
• Michael Moore: We have to 'put our bodies on the line'
• Maxine Waters cancels two events over increased threats
• Poll: Minorities could take Trump over the finish line in 2020
• Pro-Trump congressional candidate says country club canceled her event over her politics
• 'Abolish ICE' goes mainstream
• DOJ considering regulation preventing claim of asylum if you break into the country
• Michael Cohen demands apology: I had nothing to do with Russian collusion
• Is Trump's pressure on Iran rattling the Islamic Republic?
• Mexico's presidential front-runner is promising a revolution
• Freaked out Americans desperately try to escape the news
• Expert of the Day: Jamie McIntyre from the Washington Examiner on the military housing 32,000 illegal immigrants

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 28, 2018

• Multiple people shot at Md. newspaper
• Feds to begin distributing grant money to non-sanctuary cities
• Liberals continue to melt down over Kennedy retirement
• McConnell: We'll vote on Kennedy successor in the fall
• 6 rulings that could be overturned by a post-Kennedy SCOTUS
• Comedy Central Writer: 'I wish this Kennedy had been shot instead of the other ones'
• Trump blasts Strzok's appearance before Congress
• Goodlatte: Strzok answers not believable
• Former Obama official backs Trumps plan to save nuclear and coal power
• Ex-Fox News exec takes job as White House communications director
• Dem congressman arrested at DC protest against Trump's border policy
• OMG! Illegal toddlers ordered to court
• Trump, Putin set date, location for summit
• Get ready for 'Andres the Reconquistador'
• Socialist who won primary in NY thinks majority of Americans agree with her
• Telemundo host makes racist gesture as SoKo helps Mexico advance in World Cup
• Black man sucker-punches white man, knocks him out, takes pictures, race of assailant ignored
• NC GOP candidate says, 'God is racist'
• Arctic Ocean almost totally covered in ice
• German 'sandwich poisoner' feared to have killed 21 colleagues
• Man accused of hiring hit man to kill cop who wrote too many tickets
• Waitress wins $3 mil from drunk customer who forcibly kissed her
• Another professional cuddler
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle of the Washington Examiner says Trump's SCOTUS legacy could be more conservative than Reagan's

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 27, 2018

• Justice Kennedy is retiring
• These are the potential replacements
• Listen to the moment DNC members found out Kennedy was retiring
• ABC fears 'ideological shift' in Supreme Court
• SCOTUS says government workers can't be forced to pay union dues
• Federal judge orders end to family separation for illegals
• Paul RINO's immigration bill fails
• Socialist ousts 10-term Dem congressman in NY
• Who is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
• She campaigned with known anti-Semite and racist
• Secret Service protection for Sarah Sanders
• Protesters confront Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao
• Joy Behar rips McConnell for leaving his wife to handle the protestors
• Liberal writer suggests '70s-style bombings are next
• 59 percent fear violence from Trump haters
• Read Phil's column: Trump Derangement Syndrome is a disease
• Recap of Tuesday's primaries
• Antarctic ice melt is not from global warming, it's volcanic heat!
• American money flowing back into America
• Trump, Putin to hold summit
• Delta CEO says support grew after ending NRA discounts
• Broward County—home of Parkland, FL—votes to put armed personnel in every school
• Chinese national charged with illegally exporting anti-sub devices to China
• Reality Winner pleads guilty to leaking classified info
• Crazy man jumps on airplane wing, pounds on window at Atlanta airport
• Another crazy man in underwear scales LA traffic sign, snarls traffic
• America's most and least patriotic states
• $117,000 now considered low income in Bay Area
• What is this 'interstellar visitor'?
• Support Lily's Garden to stamp out childhood cancer
• Expert of the Day: Travis Tritten from the Washington Examiner about the bipartisan support for the new F35 fighter jet

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 26, 2018

• SCOTUS upholds Trump's travel ban
• Trump calls it 'a tremendous victory for the American people'
• Chuckles Schumer says it doesn't make it right
• Keith Ellison compares SCOTUS decision to Dred Scott
• Libs debate how far they should go in publicly shaming Trump supporters
• Federal authorities warn Antifa to vacate ICE building
• Radical leftist anti-corruption candidate poised to be next president of Mexico
• Intern who yelled 'F*** you' to Trump works for (of course) a Dem senator
• John Legend says Sarah Sanders needs to resign if she doesn't want to be harassed
• Peter Strzok to testify before Congress behind closed doors
• Veteran sets himself on fire outside Ga. Capitol
• Judge throws out climate lawsuits against Big Oil
• Reminder: James Hansen was wrong 30 years ago, he's still wrong today
• #MeToo snares over 400 high-profile people
• Republicans and Democrats are wrong about each other
• Rand Paul files civil suit against his attacker
• Va. mom shoots man who traveled from New Zealand to hook up with teen daughter
• Now even the Swedes are questioning the welfare state
• CNN now getting beat in the ratings by the Food Network
• Fox suspends contributor for saying, 'You're out of your cotton-pickin' mind'
• Woman has meltdown on flight from Houston
• Chris Pratt surprises attendees when he shows up at police charity event
• Reconquistador poised to become next president of Mexico
• Expert of the Day: Karen Straughan from Men's Rights Edmonton on the Netflix ban on employees looking at each other for more than 5 seconds

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 25, 2018

• Mad Max encourages people to harass Trump supporters wherever they see them
• Trump fires back at her
• Maxine has a history of praising violence
• Restaurant that kicked Sarah Sander out could be in trouble
• And the left concentrates on Sanders' 'ethics violation' for tweeting about it
• Trump aides urged to get a gun for protection
• SCOTUS tosses ruling against florist who declined to make arrangement for gay wedding
• Druglord drones find soft spots in border
• Idiots in Md. were going to let a child rapist go until ICE intervened
• Deputy DNC chairman poses with sign calling America 'stolen land'
• New Yorker 'fact checker' resigns after falsely accusing ICE agent of having Nazi tattoo
• Majority say build the wall
• Majority approve of Trump's handling of the economy
• Trump slams media for not covering illegal alien abuse under Obama
• Dershowitz: Peter Strzok saying he would stop Trump sounds like collusion at the highest level
• FBI lawyer who sent anti-Trump text interviewed George Papadopoulos
• Sen. Warner says 'buckle up' for more Mueller revelations
• Now says it was a 'bad joke'
• Harley Davidson says it will not raise prices to cover tariff costs
• OMG! Pruitt's office 'discussed' hiring friend of his landlord, decided against it
• Chinese may use our environmental laws against us to undermine military
• Filmmaker David Lynch says Trump could go down as one of our greatest presidents
• New book shoots down all of Camera Hogg's rhetoric
• NY Times reporter was sleeping with more than one source
• FDA approves first med made from pot
• Gay swans relocated after attacking swimmers
• Man accused of trying to drown wife in kids in tub to baptize them
• 'Little House on the Prairie' author's name pulled from library award for stereotypes
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann from the Washington Examiner chimes in about Mad Max and her call to bully Trump supporters

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 22, 2018

• Get Phil's new spy novel audiobook!
• SCOTUS says cops need warrant to follow your phone location
• Fake News! Little girl on cover or Time magazine was never separated from her mother
• Time issues correction
• LWM cut away from Trump event with victims of illegal aliens
• AP buries immigrant abuse during Obama administration
• Mexican presidential candidate encourages Mexicans to flood the border into America
• 11 MS-13 gang members charged with kidnapping and killing two Va. teens
• BSNBC guest: If you support Trump's immigration policy you're a Nazi
• 'Sex in the City' star and NY gubernatorial candidate says ICE is a terrorist group
• Poll: Parents to blame for border crisis, not government
• Another rogue anti-Trump FBI agent exposed
• OPEC agrees to raise production
• Manmade global warming is officially bovine scatology
• Congress approves massive opioids bill
• The remains of 200 fallen soldiers returned by NoKo, media ignore it
• Tom Arnold says he's teaming with Michael Cohen to bring Trump down
• 'Roseanne' without Roseanne gets green light
• Rex Reed: For the love of God, will someone put 'Jurassic World' out of its misery?
• Johnny Depp has blown through $650 million fortune
• A Burger King restaurant refuses to serve cops
• Study: Caffeine could protect the heart
• Plus-size models may fuel obesity epidemic
• Priest suspended after slapping baby during baptism
• Expert of the Day: Michael Stumo from the Coalition for a Prosperous America on Trump's tariffs on China