Daily Show Prep - Monday November 30, 2015

• Let the climate hysteria begin
• Obama equates global warming to Vietnam War
• Nuts! Scientists now want to replicate a volcano to slow global warming
• Beijing fighting REAL pollution, not CO2
• Quick lesson on global warming from founder of Greenpeace
• Paris climate summit will produce 300,000 tons of CO2
• Which is a bigger threat, global warming or terrorism? White House responds.
• Dropping oil prices drive fears of societal unrest
• Putin: ISIS oil routed through Turkey
• So the Planned Parenthood shooter was sparked by 'talk' of baby parts, not the baby parts themselves
• Target website crashes on Cyber Monday
• Trump says black ministers pressured not to endorse him
• Father of teen killed by illegal endorses Trump
• Cruz makes his move, starts targeting Trump
• Team Jeb reportedly spread infidelity rumors about Rubio
• University president has had enough of 'self-absorbed and narcissistic' students
• University teaching assistant arrested for roughing up teenage family member not wearing hijab
• Chicago cop charged with murder has bail set at $1.5 million
• Student threatens to kill in retaliation for Laquan McDonald's murder
• Tim Tebow's girlfriend dumps him because he won't have sex
• Two hunters free bald eagle, take selfie of a lifetime
• Chinese rickshaw driver sets himself on fire after being caught working without a license
• Man dressed as Santa Claus steals a helicopter
• And why are we concerned about Sinead O'Connor's disturbing Facebook messages?
• UNLV mascot has nothing to do with the Confederacy
• Expert of the Day: Brian Kilmeade talks about his book, Thomas Jefferson & The Tripoli Pirates
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Nedjeljka Baldass

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 25, 2015

• Sen. Sessions reveals 12 refugees who became terrorists
• ISIS radicalizes thousands in United States
• Obama: No 'credible' Thanksgiving terror threat
• Reuters national poll: Cruz slides into second place
• Trump says he's working on getting into heaven
• Some families in Philly public housing make over $100,000
• Fox News contributor gets death threats after mocking Star Wars fans
• Putin and the Empire strike back
• German scientist confirms NASA fiddled with climate data
• Antarctic has been cooling for six years
• 97% of Americans aren't worried about global warming
• But the pope still is
• Actor Dean Cain on so-called gender pay gap
• Princeton student group pushes back against political correctness
• White student union Facebook pages sprout up nationwide
• Weenie Washington university cancels classes over social media 'threat'
• Sheriff puts up politically incorrect welcome sign
• Top ten states where you're most likely to be in a Black Friday fight
• Woman abandons her infant in a manger scene
• White trash mama arrested for pot party with middle-schoolers
• Expert of the Day: Pete Kasper from the Washington Examiner about the debt spiking a half-trillion in 3 weeks

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 24, 2015

• Worldwide travel alert for Americans
• US destroys ISIS oil trucks, warns drivers
• HuffPo compares Muslim refugees to pilgrims
• Man heralded by BSNBC as the poster boy for Islamophobia arrested as part of ISIS cell
• Obama promises France we stand with them in the fight against ISIS
• US-backed rebels take down Russian helicopter
• Turkey shoots down Russian jet
• One of two Austrian girls who joined ISIS has been killed
• Iranian hackers attack State Department via social media
• Another poll shows Cruz's big leap in Iowa
• IRS auditors disproportionately target the wealthy for better return
• Chicago cop charged with murder in teen's fatal shooting
• Five people shot near black lives matter protest
• Common sense from Will Smith: 'Racism is rare'
• Another E. coli outbreak, this time at Costco
• Study: Rude behavior is contagious
• AP climate 'fact-checkers' include disgraced 'hockey stick' scientist
• Cheerleader disciplined over tweet about illegals
• U. of Kansas professor placed on leave over frank talk about race
• Occidental professors voting to give students power to report them for 'microaggressions'
• Retired marine kicked off flight for being too fat
• Another town freaked out over a clown
• Man claims Apple watch burned his wrist
• Feds spend 150 grand on yoga for fat students
• Minnesota GOP chairman in hot water for #NegroProblem tweet
• Ewww! Feminist blogger uses her vaginal yeast to make sourdough bread
• Expert of the Day: Jim Capretta, co-author of a study that says provision in Obamacare could end up being very costly
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 23, 2015

• IRS can now seize your passport for back taxes
• Hillary tweets all sexual abuse accusers should be believed, Bill's come out of the woodwork
• Mafia threatens ISIS, offers to defend New York
• Text stating terrorists are buying UPS uniforms is a hoax
• Prince Charles: Climate change root cause of Syrian war
• King of Sweden calls for ban on baths to save the environment
• OK, so now cleaning up the air causes the Arctic ice to melt
• Rockefeller oil divestment means windfall for Al Gore
• Recycling urine for fertilizer
• Clockmed's family wants $15 million for the city in damages
• Trump says he doesn't know much about black lives matter movement
• Poll: Trump and Hillary most likely to ruin Thanksgiving
• Cruz surges in Iowa
• Cruz and Rubio close in on Carson nationally
• Snafu at JFK: AA lets passengers from Mexico bypass customs
• Labor Dept. throws football party, bans Redskins jerseys
• Redskin says refs are treating them unfairly
• UCSC student government votes to divest of Israel-related stock
• DC police chief asking citizens to 'take out' active shooters
• University cancels free yoga because yoga is associated with cultural genocide
• EPA gives $30,000 to church that preaches against 'white privilege'
• White Christians no longer a majority
• Dead man's final wish: Classic
• Expert of the Day: Steve Bucci from the Heritage Foundation on global terrorism
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Peter Jurkin

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 20, 2015

• Gunmen yelled 'Allahu Akbar' as they stormed Mali hotel
• John Kerry labels group 'neutralized' just hours before Mali attack
• California middle school makes students sing song about spreading Islam
• Obama blocks 75% of ISIS strikes
• Obama shields most illegals from deportation despite court rulings
• Scholars predict Obama will lose on illegals issue at Supreme Court
• Trump and the 'Muslim database' controversy
• Trump explains
• Rand hits Rubio on his illegal alien stands
• CNN debate criteria use Iowa, New Hampshire polls
• Obama warns Malaysia: Avoid the pitfalls of America
• CNN suspends correspondent over tweet regarding House Syrian refugee vote
• Columbia U. student claims to be traumatized by reading books about white people
• HHS: We have an obligation to bail out insurers
• NOAA, NASA claim hottest October but it's not even close
• Prominent scientists declare climate claims 'nonsense'
• Obama tells Malaysians 'You'll see oceans rise...more droughts, more floods'
• Buzz kill: Pope says 'Christmas is a charade' in a world that's chosen 'war and hate'
• Apple boss says finding music online too difficult for women
• Expert of the Day: Columnist Joe Messina says Obama has issues
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Phuc Dat Bich

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 19, 2015

• House passes Syrian refugee restriction bill
• 8 Syrians caught at U.S. border - how many others have gotten in?
• Sixth Syrian with fake ID caught in Honduras heading for America
• Syrian community leader: ISIS is already in America
• Obama official says Syrian refugees aren't a threat
• Five foreign nationals arrested in Ohio
• Obama says 'we' referring to Muslims
• CNN's Cuomo confronts Mike Pence on refusing Syrian refugees
• NBC president hacks off crazy Hispanic leaders by using 'illegals'
• College student creates controversy by standing up to #BlackLivesMatter
• Bloomberg poll: Carson wins on personality, Trump on terror
• Jared, formerly of Subway, sentenced to 15 years in prison
• UnitedHealth may bolt from Obamacare exchange
• Gloria Allred talking to Charlie Sheen's girlfriends
• DC police framed man who served 27 years in prison for murder
• Woman arrested for hidden gun in her vagina
• 'Masters' at Princeton found to be offensive, name changed
• Kindergarten teacher won't let boys play with Legos to further 'gender equality'
• Expert of the Day: Ramesh Ponnuru, sr. editor of National Review, on its 60th anniversary
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Former hockey player Dick Paradise

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 18, 2015

• Another Paris attack thwarted just a day before it was to happen
• Obama's unfortunate taunt of GOP afraid of 'widows and orphans' just before woman blows herself to bits in Paris
• ISIS supporters stab Jewish teacher in France
• CNN bleeps Ted Cruz saying "radical Isl*@ic terrorists"
• No, the Bible does not command America to take in refugees
• Lesson not learned: Hollande vows to welcome 30,000 new refugees
• FBI braces for ISIS holiday attack
• Dems use Paris to call for stricter gun control
• Gun sales surge after Paris attack
• Republicans clash over refugees
• Terrorists once used the refugee program to settle in America
• ISIS post image of bomb used to bring down Russian jetliner
• Poll: Texans say illegal immigration biggest threat to America
• Video: This is what's heading our way
• Oil dips below $40 a barrel again
• Iran's uranium stockpile grows after Obama nuke deal
• Reuters poll has Trump over 20 points
• College presidents grovel to pampered radicals
• Hillary goes after the Laugh Factory
• 'Hate crime' turns out to be blind girl's dog's poop
• LA declares homeless crisis
• Magic Johnson reaches out to Charlie Sheen, offers support
• U. of Vermont hold 3-day retreat for students to confront their 'white privilege'
• Expert of the Day: David Horowitz talks about Culture Wars and who's winning
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Arsonist Freddie Smoke