Daily Show Prep - Friday March 31, 2017

• Intelligence official who unmasked Trump associates is 'very high up,' source says
• Flynn's immunity request rejected by Senate Intelligence Committee
• Trump urges Flynn to seek immunity in 'witch hunt'
• Obama officials made list of Russian probe documents to keep them safe
• Obama official calls her own account of spying on Trump 'fake news'
• Wikileaks reveals how CIA hides its hacks and makes them look like the Russians
• Chuck Todd: Trump on the brink of a lame duck presidency
• Sessions moves to quickly deport convicted illegals who have served their time
• Mad Dog: NoKo 'has to be stopped'
• 68% of the universe may not exist
• Fewer than 1% of papers in scientific journals follow scientific method
• California snowpack one of the deepest ever
• Woman says Peeping Tom photographed her changing at Target
• Bloody day in Chicago, 7 people shot dead in 4-block area
• Germany: Spending on refugees should count toward our NATO bill
• Protesters vandalize anti-transgender 'free speech' bus
• New book shows Santa in gay interracial relationship
• California attempts 'fake news' ban
• Professor who wanted to 'vomit' after man gave up 1st class seat gets hammered on Internet
• Berkeley calls for Trump's impeachment
• OMG! Some trees poot!
• Trump U! It's over
• Crayola replacing a Crayon color for the first time in 100 years
• Reporters mock Trump's gold Easter egg only to learn Obama did it first
• The 'praying' polar bear
• World's strongest coffee comes with a warning
• Woman shot in Victoria's Secret in fight over man
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from RedAlertPolitics.com on a poll that shows support for Paul RINO with millennials has dried up after Obamacare repeal flop

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 30, 2017

• Mike Flynn offers to testify in exchange for immunity
• Federal judge in Hawaii extends block on Trump's travel ban
• NC lawmakers reach deal with guv to repeal bathroom law
• And the GBLT folks don't like it
• Trump goes after House Freedom Caucus
• Ivanka officially becomes a government employee
• Seattle files suit over sanctuary city funding threat
• State lawmaker warns illegals about ICE raid
• TX guv pushes legislation that could put sanctuary city sheriffs behind bars
• Mexican president wants 'new relationship' with America
• Pence brings Congress one step closer to defunding Planned Parenthood
• Liberal ridicule Pence for comments about his marriage
• Obama administration stopped Comey from going public with Trump/Russia probe
• Majority of Americans don't want Dems to filibuster Gorsuch
• Trump to announce more global warming science cuts
• House approves bill to force public release of EPA science on global warming
• Gore takes aim at Trump in new film
• Record snowfall buries Anchorage
• Researchers claim to have found 'on-off' switch for HIV
• One of UK's top doctors says Type 2 diabetes is not a real disease
• Global depression on the rise
• Anger rooms all the rage
• Harvard cracking down on single-sex student groups
• Stolen gun falls from inmate's butt in search
• W on Trump's inauguration: 'That was some weird s#*t'
• Expert of the Day: Adam Millsap of Mercatus Center says there's no SWAT in innovation as he critiques Trump's new White House Agency on American Innovation

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 29, 2017

• NCAA gives NC an ultimatum on bathroom bill
• Senate braces for fight over SCOTUS nominee
• Understanding the Nunes paradox
• Congress overturns Internet privacy regulation
• Some background on the ISP bill
• New Huma Abedin e-mails reveal additional instances of Hillary sending classified info
• Brexit becomes official
• Two pro-lifers charged with secretly taping Planned Parenthood
• NoKo threatens war after McCain calls Kim 'crazy fat kid'
• Christie joins Trump to fight drugs
• Ex-punk rocker to take on Ted Cruz in 2018
• Woman arrested near U.S. Capitol after trying to run over officers
• Former Congressman Steve Stockman indicted for fraud, conspiracy, money laundering
• Chicago cops stop woman pushing stroller filled with guns and ammo
• Very odd: Stranger gets up and makes a speech at funeral
• Boy pleads guilty to killing his brother over a girl
• Kindergartner suspended for playing with a stick
• Mexico City installs a 'penis seat' on the subway
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root on renaming Vegas Airport after Harry Reid

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 28, 2017

• Trump ends the war on coal
• Sessions targets sanctuary cities
• LA mayor vows sanctuary for illegals
• Chicago's Emanuel defiant as well
• And NYC fights back
• Tech execs indicted for visa fraud
• Ryan: GOP won't retreat on health care
• Alabama congressman's bill repeals Obamacare in one sentence
• Ford to invest $1.2 billion in Michigan plants
• Consumer confidence leaps to best in 16 years
• Trump goes on the offensive, asks why Congress isn't investigating Clinton/Russia ties
• White House on lockdown after suspicious package found
• House testimony: FBI's facial recognition database is out of control
• Maxine Waters questions patriotism of Trump supporters
• Berkeley poll: Majority of California voters want Democrats to work with Trump
• Schumer trolls well-known Democrat at restaurant because his wife voted Trump
• DNC implodes, asks for resignation letters from all staffers
• Rain melts witches' spells on Trump
• Loyola offers 'self-identified white students' safe space to feel guilty
• Many urging Patrick Stewart to portray Kellyanne Conway on SNL
• School budget cut because it's too white
• Italy could soon offer women paid 'menstrual leave'
• Daily Mail causes stir over 'sexist' headline
• Guest: Marc Morano from ClimateDepot.com on Trump ending the war on coal
• Expert of the Day: Hans von Spakovsky from the Heritage Foundation on all the refugees who have come into the U.S. while Trump's executive order has been held up

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 27, 2017

• Trump's son-in-law to lead government overhaul
• Trump keeps focus on promises
• Nunes explains his White House visit
• Senator wants answers on who was behind Trump dossier
• Secret text ordered 'lone wolf' to carry out London terror attack
• Mexican Catholic archdiocese says Mexicans who help build the wall are traitors
• Dems force delay of Gorsuch vote
• John Podesta may have violated law by not disclosing Russia-linked stocks
• Chelsea Clinton wonders if Trump hat on Abraham Lincoln was photoshopped
• Green groups promise guerrilla warfare tactics to stop Keystone Pipeline
• Sex Pistols' Rotten backs Brexit and Trump
• Brexit architects show Calexit proponents how it's done
• Elon Musk spending $1 billion to stop artificial intelligence apocalypse
• Musk aims to crush BMW and Mercedes with his Tesla Model 3
• Judicial Watch sues for records between key Obama administration scientists involved in global warming
• Female athletes are getting crushed by transgenders
• Transgender advocates target most vulnerable in California
• Uber driverless car involved in crash, not the fault of Uber car
• China eyes land around the Panama Canal
• What you need to know about the United Airlines/legging controversy
• Canadian government says man's last name is too offensive for license plate
• Expert of the Day: David French from National Review says healthcare reform won't fix what really hurts American health

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 24, 2017

• GOP healthcare bill explodes on the launchpad
• Stocks rally on news that healthcare bill is dead
• Judge sides with Trump on travel ban
• Source: 'Smoking gun' showing Obama spied on Trump coming
• John Podesta may have been the target of Russian 'influence campaign'
• ICE targeting sanctuary cities
• Lawmakers call on FBI to help find string of missing DC girls
• Two more significant arrests in London terrorist attack
• ISIS straps suicide vest to 7-year-old boy
• MS-13 gang member deported four times sexually assaulted 2-year-old
• In 24 states, 50% or more of babies born on Medicaid
• Twitter explores subscription-based option
• Patricia Arquette: A terrorist attack in the U.S. could be a setup by Trump
• Dirty dishes spark Waffle House workers' brawl
• Harrison Ford: 'I'm the schmuck who landed on the taxiway'
• Nursing home employee secretly taped 'seniors' having sex
• Man with unfortunate name sentenced to 43 years for murder
• Rachel Dolezal story gets even more bizarre
• Healthcare Bluebook Phil was talking about
• Expert of the Day: Penny Nance, CEO of Concerned Women for America, says no one reasonable opposes Gorsuch for SCOTUS

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 23, 2017

• Congress delays health care vote
• London terrorist identified
• London mayor dismisses Don Trump, Jr.'s criticism
• Bob Woodward: Obama officials could be facing criminal charges for unmasking scheme
• Trump tries to wrangle votes for health care bill
• Schumer says Dems will filibuster Gorsuch
• CEO uses 'snowflake test' to weed out unproductive employees
• University administrator: 'Whiteness' goes against Christianity
• Conservative students live in terror of liberal peers at MN college
• Michael Moore: 'The Democratic Party needs to declare a national emergency'
• Russian MP and Putin critic assassinated
• Gore blames Brexit on climate change
• Senate votes to overturn Obama's FCC privacy rules
• Director says Rotten Tomatoes 'the destruction of our business'
• School orders boy to tolerate undressing with girl and make it 'natural'
• Dave Chappelle's Netflix specials draw fire for GBLT jokes
• Americans are dying with an average $62k in debt
• Expert of the Day: Adam Brandon, CEO of Freedomoworks, says Republicans should go all the way