Daily Show Prep - Monday March 5, 2018

• Mueller fishing expedition broadens to UAE
• Christopher Steele says DNC 'hack' involved agents 'within the Democratic Party'
• Oscar stars shun Ryan Seacrest on red carpet
• #MeToo crowd goes ballistic that Gary Oldman won
• Kimmel calls the Oscar statuette the perfect man
• NRA memberships surge
• Florida senate votes against assault weapons ban, for arming teachers
• DREAMers turn on the Democrats
• Trump's debt increase half of what Obama's was at same time in presidency
• DNC chairman: Trump is 'the most dangerous president in American history'
• CNN and YouTube wage war on Infowars
• NY Times admits Trump was right about Sweden
• Nor'easter flooding blamed on global warming
• Play called 'Kill Climate Deniers' launches theatrical run
• Male escort outs Italian gay priests
• Maxine Waters promises reparations
• South Africa to seize land from white folks without compensation
• Flippy the burger-flipping robot not at California burger joint
• Saying 'God bless you' when someone sneezes is now Islamophobic
• Expert of the Day: James Langford from the Washington Examiner on Trump's tariffs

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 2, 2018

• Broward deputies allegedly ordered to set up a 'perimeter' around Parkland school
• Idiot libs mistake National Restaurant Association for NRA
• Hollywood's lecturing on guns is backfiring
• Condi Rice: My father used guns as protection against the Klan
• Delta CEO says 'We are supporters of the 2nd Amendment'
• Delta to review all marketing programs to avoid those that might become political
• FCC chairman can't accept NRA gift because of ethics rules
• Nunes: FBI on shaky legal ground with use of dossier to wiretap Trump campaign
• McCabe authorized media leaks, misled investigators
• FBI will not release documents about Obama/Comey secret meeting because there's not 'widespread and exceptional media interest'
• Justice Department reviewing Oakland mayor's tipoff of ICE raid
• Trump tariff minimal to consumers despite wild beer industry claim
• Gary Cohn may be next to exit White House over tariffs
• Pat Buchanan: We created the Chinese monster
• Gateway Pundit: Seth Rich's father admitted Seth was the Wikileaks leaker
• More cover-up questions
• Killing at Central Michigan U was a domestic dispute
• Conceal carrier shoots teen burglar who pointed gun at him
• Orrin Hatch calls Obamacare supporters 'dumbass people'
• Kushner real estate company sought funding from Qatar before blockade
• Report: Trump angling to have Kushner, Ivanka removed from White House
• Leftist group forces underage girls to shout f-word at Trump
• More 'global warming' coming to Northeast
• Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway spotted at Oscars rehearsal
• Oscars will acknowledge 'Time's Up' movement
• Facebook apologizes to satire site for threatening censorship over fake news
• Stone Age statue was too racy for Facebook
• Bill Nye, who's not a scientist, invited to government meeting on asteroid strikes
• Antarctic sea ice forces research ship to turn back
• Record cold in Russia
• Ocean surface temps cool in 2018
• Young adults spend six hours a day 'stressed out'
• New Orleans restaurant asks whites to pay more in the name of wealth redistribution
• Expert of the Day: Jamie McIntyre from the Washington Examiner examines Putin's nuclear boasts

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 1, 2018

• Trump to slap tariffs on imported steel, aluminum
• Stocks tumble
• Jobless claims plunge to 49-year low
• Disposable income up
• Manufacturing expands at fastest pace in almost a decade
• U.S. crude oil production hits record high
• Trump worries constitutionalists with 'Take the guns first, go through due process second' comment
• Networks report with glee
• Dem senator proposes ban on type of gun that doesn't exist
• KY congressman introduces bill to lower pistol age to 18
• Huckabee resigns from CMA Foundation board after complaints that he's a racist
• Scaramucci: Furious at 'General Jackass'
• Trump, Jr. white powder hoaxer donated to Democrats
• Putin brags about unstoppable nuke
• Suspected Russian troll moves to U.S.
• Sharyl Attkisson accuses Obama DOJ of secretly swapping out her hard drive
• KFC running out of gravy at UK locations
• Man tries robbing 7-Eleven with finger gun
• Teacher who fired gun in classroom may be delusional. No.
• Ben Carson's HUD cancels order for $31,561 dining set
• BBC explores 'sex for rent' trade in London
• Schumer opposes Trump judicial nominee because he's white
• Gorilla statue removed over complaints that it's 'racially insensitive'
• Some NBA teams play 'negro national anthem' at games
• Students launch 'No Whites Allowed' magazine
• Expert of the Day: Gerard Scimeca (SIM-uh-cuh) from Consumer Action for a Strong Economy on dirt people suing Big Oil

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 28, 2018

• Trump blasts Sessions over lack of action on FISA investigation
• Sessions issues statement
• Judge rejects lawsuit seeking to stop border wall
• Oakland mayor tips off illegals to ICE raid
• Dick's ends sales of rifles that look like 'assault rifles'
• Liberals blast congressman who says guns could have saved Jews
• Bill to allow teachers to pack heat passes first hurdle in TN
• Hundreds gather at church for AR-15 blessing ceremony
• KY school district to allow teachers to conceal carry
• Teacher in custody after 'shots fired' at Ga. school
• Hope Hicks resigns as WH communications director
• Oprah says if God tells her to run she'll run
• Streisand thinks Hillary won in 2016
• Nancy Pelosi is the most conservative candidate in her primary
• Publicists to steer stars away from Ryan Seacrest on Oscars red carpet
• No jail for Texas teen who lied about being raped by 3 black men
• PBS to launch conservative talk show
• Expert of the Day: Jack Owens, 30-year FBI veteran, about the FBI in disarray

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 27, 2018

• Trump in for 2020
• 'Camera' Hogg attacks Trump as a draft dodger
• Chicago mayor wants state gun control
• Buffett says he won't boycott gun owners
• Obama official who helped Trump dossier author worked for Russians who bought Uranium One
• VA whistleblower wants Trump's help for Marines poisoned at Camp Lejeune
• China downplays lifetime Xi presidency
• Another liberal CEO who complained about GOP tax cuts quietly projects huge windfall
• Frightening: Nearly half of Americans support a universal basic income
• Kushner loses top secret access
• Judge sued for turning over illegal to ICE
• Woman opens fire at 'Black Panther' flick over assigned seats
• Bob Corker won't seek re-election
• Liberals have caused California's exploding homeless problem
• Teen charged with murder may blame acne medicine
• Karma for Mark Cuban
• Christians flogged in Indonesia for playing children's game that violates Islamic law
• Malibu bans restaurants from handing out plastic straws, stirrers, utensils
• Schwarzenegger, Kasich team up to 'reform' Ca. GOP
• Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist attacks prescription of OxyContin
• 'Success' on YouTube still means life of poverty
• Record cold in Europe
• Snow blankets London

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 26, 2018

• Congress returns amid pressure to ban guns
• Here are the companies boycotting the NRA
• FedEx will NOT drop NRA discount
• Broward sheriff faces mounting criticism for other deputies who didn't act, he denies it
• Florida guv opening probe
• 'Camera Hogg' blames Florida guv for cowardly deputy
• Florida gun show sees record attendance
• School to close after 'church' announces AR-15 ceremony
• Buffett now praises GOP tax cut after Berkshire sees $65 billion increase
• NoKo now wants to talk peace with the U.S.
• CNN boss is wanting of probe of Google and Facebook because CNN.com isn't making money?
• Community fights back as Ca. is overrun by homelessness
• CNN poll claims Dems winning generic congressional race
• Joy Behar on CPAC: Conservatives have a 'penchant for Nazis now'
• Bill Cosby's daughter dead at 44
• Rome blanketed by rare snow storm
• Man riding horse busted for DUI
• Heather Locklear arrested for domestic violence
• Barber beaten with bat over bad haircut
• Eating fruits, veggie, and whole grains cuts depression risk
• Fiat Chrysler exec saves lives by ramming Jeep car to save it from burning vehicle

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 23, 2018

• Now we learn 3 other deputies were outside Douglas school and wouldn't go in
• Trump's approval hits 50 percent
• Considers pulling ICE out of California
• Student sticks by his story that CNN wrote his question for him
• Second person accuses CNN of trying to direct narrative at town hall
• 17-year-old's school safety device in high demand
• Mueller indicts Manafort, Gates again
• In case you missed it: Mueller plagiarized Russian news article in indictments of 13 Russians
• Outrage over German figure skater skating to music from 'Schindler's List'
• Chinese government now controls Waldorf Astoria
• Nude photos of Nashville mayor found on lover's phone may be evidence of crime
• Lisa Marie says she's broke and she's suing her manager
• Marines lower standards for infantry officer course
• Canadian PM makes fool of himself in India
• But hardly as embarrassing as Illinois' governor drinking chocolate milk to promote diversity
• Someone murdered a goat yoga goat
• Scholars defend 'African American English' in new documentary
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from the Washington Examiner says CPAC backs Trump's plan to arm teachers