Daily Show Prep - Monday December 23, 2019

• Police have a suspect in stabbing death of two outside Midtown bar
• Man wanted for questioning has made contact with police
• McConnell not ruling out witnesses in impeachment trial
• Pelosi can hold articles of impeachment forever
• House counsel suggests House could impeach again!
• Rudy: 'If they're investigating me, they're a**holes'
• Saturday was the single biggest day in retail history
• AOC says America is evolving into fascism
• ICE arrests 17 criminal aliens
• Former Hawaii guv calls for Tulsi Gabbard to resign
• Alyssa Milano wants you to join her in a meditative chant to remove Trump from office
• Guv Cuomo won't let federal judges officiate weddings in NY because some were appointed by Trump
• CNN goes nuts over Trump's wind comments
• What's the carbon footprint of a wind turbine?
• Dem candidates bashing each other over high-dollar venues
• Veteran working convenience store shoots and kills robber who assaulted him
• TX resident kills 3 home invaders
• Michigan couple married 70 years dies 20 minutes apart
• Guest: Jerry Minshall about his book 'Runaway Southern Belle'

Daily Show Prep - Friday December 20, 2019

• Italian prosecutors believe Joseph Mifsud is dead
• Durham now investigating Brennan over Steele dossier
• Yield curve is steepening signaling a stronger economy ahead
• U.S. economy receives best ranking in almost 20 years
• Bannon says Trump should have witnesses at impeachment trial
• Biden dismisses Rudy's Ukraine evidence
• Pelosi sends official invitation to Trump to give State of the Union address
• Rumor has it Mark Meadows will become Trump's chief of staff
• Robert De Niro wants someone to rub 'a bag of sh**' in Trump's face
• Former Judge: Amnesty was sneaked into latest spending bill
• NY cracks down on MS-13 gang members, over 200 arrested
• Border Patrol official charged with raping female agent avoided discipline
• Investigation clears cadets of 'white supremacy' at Army-Navy game
• Jesse Waters tells Juan Williams he should apologize to the cadets for accusing them of racism
• Facial recognition is racially biased
• 'Irish skin' is actually a thing
• High schoolers go to school dressed as KKK members
• Study: Half of America will be obese in 10 years
• Fish & Wildlife Service says 'no basis' for report that DJTJ illegally killed wild sheep
• Phil's childhood Christmas album

Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 19, 2019

• Pelosi holds up articles of impeachment until Senate can guarantee a fair trial
• Senate leaving town without a deal on witnesses
• Talk show canceled when host jokes he wished for a school shooting to interrupt the monotony of impeachment
• Trump announces Van Drew will switch to the Republicans
• House passes Trump's USMCA
• Gov. Lee announces we'll accept Syrian refugees
• Gov. Lee's statement on refugees
• Flashback: 'Refugee' turned out to be an ISIS terrorist
• AG Barr focuses on 7 most violent cities
• Surveillance footage from outside Epstein's cell comes up missing
• Ted Cruz uses 'Lobbyist Boondoggle' spending bill as ashtray
• J.K. Rowling faces backlash after backing researcher who refused to recognize crossdresser as a woman
• Iowa man gets 16 years in prison for ripping down a gay pride flag
• British psychotherapist says calling someone a 'nerd' or 'geek' should be a hate crime
• Pierce Brosnan praises Trump
• Chico State professor says college Republican's freedom of speech is 'poison,' wants to protect snowflake students from them
• Senate passes bill banning sale of tobacco to anyone under 21
• Kim Kardashian denies use of 'blackface' on mag cover
• Libs go nuts over Trump's 'disgusting' John Dingell crack
• Scientist carves ginger bread house smaller than a human hair
• Doorbell camera catches man pooping all over front porch
• Study: Most people are environmental snobs

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 18, 2019

• Federal court rules Obamacare individual mandate is unconstitutional
• Sen. Graham wants to call Rudy to the stand
• Says he hopes he knows what he's talking about
• DOJ IG refutes claims that there was no bias motivating FBI spying on Trump campaign
• Brennan claims FISA abuses were by 'overly aggressive' FBI agents 'doing their level best'
• Majority of Americans now oppose impeachment in new Gallup poll
• Gohmert flies hot on Nadler on House floor after he accuses him of spewing 'Russian propaganda'
• Here's the so-called 'Russian propaganda' from the liberal media a year ago showing Ukraine meddled in our election in 2016
• Dem congressman makes case against Trump on House floor in Spanish
• Republican blasts Dem who watched pro golf during impeachment hearing
• Alyssa Milano: 'I'm premenopausal and I'm angry'
• Judge throws out fraud charges against Manafort
• Rand Paul takes stand against bloated defense bill
• Liz Warren backs off on mandated 'Medicare for All'
• Biden has huge lead in new poll
• American taxpayers are funding border walls...in the Middle East
• Millennial investors in Ca. fleeing for low-tax states
• Church leader tries to pay for sex with Arby's card
• FedEx driver shoots and kills robber
• Professors study whether Petraeus affair was justified because his mistress was more attractive than his wife
• Authorities warn of fake kidnapping scams
• Dinosaurs may have been poisoned
• Students posing at Rocky statue in Philly get surprise visit

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 17, 2019

• FISA court demands answers from FBI, saying they were 'misled'
• McConnell says senate trial should not include witnesses
• CNN poll finds more people oppose impeachment than support it
• USA Today poll: Trump beats all Dem opponents
• Trump sends Pelosi a blistering letter
• Jake Tapper says it sounds like a letter written by Kim Jong-un
• Flashback: FBI Director Wray trashes Nunes memo as being inaccurate
• The Washington Post ridiculed it
• Then the IG report vindicated the Nunes memo
• Maine Dem says he'll vote for only one article of impeachment
• Giuliani says he forced out 'corrupt' Ambassador Yovanovitch
• Ukraine Ambassador Bill Taylor stepping down
• Manafort hospitalized with heart issue
• SCOTUS says homeless can overrun a city
• CBS producer sues over pee-picture from boss
• Transgender rejected by gynecology office in trouble for YouTubing with taser
• Man eats Chick-fil-A every day for 114 days to break record

Daily Show Prep - Monday December 16, 2019

• Comey: 'I was wrong' about FBI procedures
• Schumer: Hunter Biden should not testify in impeachment trial
• But wants Mulvaney, Bolton to testify
• Trump defends Rudy's trip to Ukraine
• NJ Dem congressman to switch to Republican
• Dem on House Judiciary's husband got $700,000 from Ukrainian oligarch
• Schiff event shut down by rowdy protesters
• Black support for Trump at highest level in memory
• Yet another stock market record
• Lawsuit: Bloomberg's sexist remarks fostered company culture that degraded women
• Liz Warren piles on
• Illegals line up in NY to get driver's licenses
• Judge shoots down more money for Trump's border wall
• Amazon, Netflix, Starbucks paid zero in income taxes last year
• Officials looking into 'white power' sign at Army-Navy game
• State attorney says videotape of beating by 5 blacks on 1 white not a hate crime
• Hallmark Channel reverses decision on ad featuring lesbian couple
• Mother leaves 3 kids alone on a school bus overnight so she could smoke dope
• Bank employee who stole $88k poses with cash on social media

Daily Show Prep - Friday December 13, 2019

• House Judiciary Committee passes articles of impeachment
• Dem in Pa. district Trump carried plans to vote for impeachment
• Hunter Biden's first drug charge expunged while Joe was advocating jail for drug users
• Fusion GPS blames Russians for Labour Party's loss in UK elections
• CNN contributor: 'Fox News is now a threat to national security'
• Trump halts new China tariffs
• 2020 Dems won't cross picket line to debate
• SCOTUS to hear Trump's tax case
• TN teacher faces backlash over tweet about Civil War
• 11 years ago today Gore predicted the Arctic would be ice-free by 2013
• Two human smugglers convicted of operating stash houses
• Battered woman shoots man in self-defense, goes to jail for not having a permit
• NFL commish says league has 'moved on' from Kaepernick
• Brazilians arrive by the brazilians at border
• Judge rejects DOJ effort to delay House lawsuit against Barr, Ross
• Huge leukaemia drug breakthrough
• Family shows off 141-year-old fruitcake
• Christians demand removal of Netflix parody film that portrays Jesus as gay