Daily Show Prep - Friday July 29, 2016

• Trump tops Hillary in convention TV ratings
• Madeleine Not-so-Bright says 'America First doesn't make any sense'
• Wolf Blitzer celebrates Hillary's nomination
• Morning Joe calls for GOP to cut ties with Trump
• No Philly colleges offered 'safe spaces' for students traumatized by DNC
• James O'Keefe goes under cover as a Hillary supporter...in a BernMe rally
• Is the rumor about a Kaine/Schultz deal for DNC head true?
• Feds probing Clinton campaign hacking
• Gary Johnson: Religious freedom is 'a black hole'
• Economy grew an anemic 1.2% in second quarter
• Obama says transgender bathroom guidance not legally binding
• 6 more charged in Flint water crisis
• Montel Williams detained in Germany over medical pot
• Press freaks out over vet with gun and infant girl
• Supermodel accuses NE Patriot of getting her pregnant
• McDonald's getting walk-through lane for drunk customers
• Expert of the Day: National Review's David French on how Trump's celebrity hacked American politics

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 28, 2016

• LA Times poll: Trump up by 7
• Trump sees 17-point swing in two weeks
• Sanders leaves the Democrat Party
• BernMe supporters plan 'fart-in' for tonight
• BernMe delegates gives the DNC the bird, gets kicked out of the convention
• DNC ratings fall behind RNC
• Fact-checking Day 3
• Hilarious! Another flag burner catches himself on fire
• Delegates outraged they were served 'hate chicken'
• Planned Parenthood cancels Mormon-themed condoms after criticism
• Actor Bradley Cooper attends DNC
• Media invent conservative outrage
• Judicial Watch: IRS leaders knew about tea party targeting
• Reparations website guilts white folks into helping black folks
• Home ownership lowest since 1965
• Washington Times says Joe Carr of TN is Dave Brat of 2016
• Unbending German leader promises more refugees
• Woman beats her daughter on Facebook live stream
• Georgia police officer fired for having Confederate flag in yard
• Mysterious light streaking across the night sky creates social media firestorm
• Looks like it was a Chinese rocket
• Study: Secondhand pot smoke worse than cigarettes
• Office workers must exercise to counter death risks
• Pokemon Go player finds $2,000 at NJ Pokestop
• Parents are naming the kids after Pokemon characters
• Transgender comic book superhero on the way
• Expert of the Day: Peter Brookes from the Heritage Foundation on whether the Russians really did hack into the DNC e-mails

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 27, 2016

• Trump lead 7 points in new poll
• Trump calls DNC accusations in e-mail scandal a 'total deflection'
• The press freaks over Trump's Russia comment
• IRS opens investigation of Clinton Foundation
• Opening night of DNC beats opening night of RNC
• DNC bumped cancer patient in seat next to Obama for donor
• #BLM seperates press by race, sends white folks to the back
• ISIS warns London and Washington are next
• Possible Islamic terrorists plant suitcase bomb that doesn't explode in Germany
• Refugee rapes 79-year-old woman in Germany
• Germans revolt
• Shooting deaths of police up 78% this year
• Charges against remaining Freddie Gray cops dropped, Mosby lashes out
• Good lord! Judge turns Hinkley loose
• But what about the planet? Fiat Chrysler to stop making small cars in America
• Mexican border agency aiding illegals
• Transsexual state worker demands $21,000 for sex change operation
• Town feeling 'berned' after Sanders campaign stiffs them for $23,000
• Yale poll: 14% of Americans think global warming is the sign of the apocalypse
• Conservative group sues RI AG for withholding records in conspiracy to sue climate skeptics
• Expert of the Day: Tim Carney from the Washington Examiner on why conservatives should listen to BernMe Sanders

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 26, 2016

• Muslim terrorists execute priest in France
• Dems give 61 speeches on Day 1 of convention, never mention ISIS or terrorism
• Newt: Failure to mention terrorism on first day poses 'genuine danger' to U.S. safety
• No U.S. flags visible inside the convention hall
• Delegates slam DNC for throwing away food instead of giving it to the poor
• DNC platform calls for carbon tax
• Climate meeting at DNC a bust
• Russia calls e-mail hack accusation 'absurd'
• Clinton campaign braces for more Wikileaks
• Homicides and violent crime up in major cities over past year
• Kaine promises a bill to legalize illegals in the first 100 days
• Change.org petition wants to remove all air conditioning from State Dept. 
• Young Muslims in Germany threaten nude swimmers with 'extermination'
• VA spends $20 million on art rather than hiring new doctors
• Why oil prices will go lower
• Obama expanding refugee program for Central Americans
• New NCAA rule: Cross-dressing men must be able to use women's locker room
• Dem congressman's wife accuses him of 20+ years of abuse
• Walmart thief flees on mobility scooter
• We're not there yet: Self-driving Tesla speeding at moment of fatal crash
• Woman visits hibachi grill, claims sexual harassment after plastic toy squirts her
• Man who claims he's never seen white women gropes 5 on the train
• Expert of the Day: Weekly Standard's Mark Hemingway asking if the media will condemn the Democrats chanting 'Lock her up'

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 25, 2016

• A detailed list of Wikileaks findings in DNC e-mails
• Leaks prove Dems manipulate votes with religion, race
• Hillary's people blame Putin for hacks
• Wikileaks' Assange says next leak will ensure Hillary's arrest
• Facebook: Censorship of DNC e-mails leak 'an accident'
• Debbie What's-her-name Schultz booed off stage
• BernMe supporters protest at DNC
• New DNC chairman's name is Fudge
• Hispanic delegates disappointed in VP pick
• CNN poll: Trump takes the lead
• Moves ahead in national poll average
• Obama's brother is voting for Trump
• Trump calls Cleveland police chief, thanks him for safe convention
• Syrian ISIS refugee blows himself up in Germany
• Stabbing in Japan leaves at least 19 dead
• Paul Rino flees grieving moms of kids killed by illegals
• Almost 2,000 illegals per judge
• Lou Holtz walks back his comments on immigrants
• Conservative writer tweets identical message as 'Ghostbusters' actress and gets banned
• Nutty claim: Computers will use all the earth's energy by 2040
• The God Players: How the DNA revolution is changing us
• Man head-butted mother for bringing home Chick-fil-A
• Expert of the Day: Brittany Hughes on Trump playing the media the RNC

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 22, 2016

• Terrorist attack at mall in Munich
• John Kerry essentially says your air conditioning is as dangerous as ISIS
• Trump kills 'em in Cleveland
• Networks call Trump speech 'dark'
• Ratings: Trump tops Romney but not McCain
• BernMe ain't happy that 'dictator' Trump is trying to woo his voters
• Ivanka was great but not exactly right on wage gap
• She wore a $138 dress off the rack
• Trump can't let the Cruz thing go
• Obama unloads on Trump
• Wikileaks releases nearly 20,000 hacked DNC e-mails
• More dirty tricks from Wikileaks-released DNC e-mails
• Leaked e-mails show DNC chair told Chuck Todd negative coverage 'must stop'
• North Miami police officer ID'd after shooting unarmed therapist
• Snowden designs a device to tell you if you iPhone is snitching on you
• Scientists now claim Antarctic is cooling because of shrinking ozone hole
• Muslim cab driver $14,000 for telling lesbians to stop kissing

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 21, 2016

LIVE FROM THE GOP CONVENTION

• Ted Cruz conflict at the convention
• Gets booed off the stage
• Boehner says 'Lucifer is back'
• Krauthammer: Cruz delivered the longest suicide note in political history
• Newt defends Trump on NATO comments
• Day 4: What to watch for
• Ivanka introduces her father
• Michael Moore: Trump is going to win
• NY Times: Why men want to marry Melanias and raise Ivankas
• Protester lights himself on fire while trying to burn the flag
• Rachel Maddow gives viewers a trigger warning before showing anti-Hillary buttons
• Poll: Trump, Hillary tied in Ohio
• Rasmussen: Voters expect media to help Hillary
• Philly police union slams Hillary for choice of speakers at convention
• Dems bar two elected delegates because they're male
• Roger Ailes officially out at Fox News
• NBA pulls All-Star game from Charlotte over transgender bathroom law
• TSA worker arrested on voyeurism charges
• ISIS computer hacker helps feed death list
• Global temps mostly faked
• Justice Dept. sues town for blocking mosque
• Brexit recession no longer looks likely
• Man builds chemical weapon inside Walmart
• Cops arrest naked couple riding stolen lawnmower
• Pizza delivery up because people are afraid to leave their houses

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 20, 2016

LIVE FROM THE GOP CONVENTION

• What to watch for on Day 3
• No sign of Trump endorsement from Cruz
• CNN anchor whines that delegates chanted 'Lock her up' at convention
• Trump's team scrubbing his speech for originality after Melania's speech
• GOP convention a ratings winner for cable news
• Flag burning threatens to fuel tensions outside convention
• Melania's speechwriter offers her resignation, Trump and Melania turn her down
• Poll: 70% say country headed in wrong direction
• Ohio college offers 'safe space' for students upset over GOP convention
• 'The Daily Show' tries to intimidate Breitbart for taping their taping
• Milo Yiannopoulos permanently banned from Twitter
• Albuquerque restaurant slammed for 'Black Olives Matter'
• Global warming expedition stopped by Arctic sea ice
• Police officer refused service by black clerk at gas station
• Woman stabs husband over donut dispute

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 19, 2016

LIVE FROM THE GOP CONVENTION

• NBC poll: Trump, Hillary tied
• Queen is not happy Trump used their song
• RNC suspence: Will Cruz's name be place in nomination
• Bill Kristol just won't let it go
• Criticism of Melania over parts of speech similar to Michelle O's
• WH: Obama didn't copy, he was inspired
• GOP platform: It's time to scale back the EPA
• Fascists show up at GOP convention
• Media paint Steve King as racist for defending Western Civilization
• Hillary: White Americans 'need to recognize our privilege'
• Hillary's veep announcment coming Friday
• Ohio college cancels presidential debate over security costs
• ISIS claims responsibility for German rail attack
• Roger Ailes out at Fox News
• Megyn Kelly says Roger Ailes sexually harassed her
• Black Lives Matter activists arrested after blocking traffic
• Illegals continue to flood the border
• Philly lawyer suing Saudis over 9/11 says '28 Pages' a big boost
• Vandy rapist reportedly said rape was payback for slavery
• Bosnian Pokemon Go players urged to avoid mine field

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 18, 2016

LIVE FROM THE GOP CONVENTION

• GOP convention fight: Multiple states call for roll call vote on rules
• Baton Rouge cop killer raged against 'crackers'
• Cleveland police union head: Obama has blood on his hands
• Sheriff goes off on CNN
• Milwaukee cop shot sitting in car
• Mosby 0-4: Highest ranking officer in Freddie Gray death found not guilty
• Calif. Dem says state's global warming plan will hurt the poor
• Man attacks 21 people on train in Germany
• Secret document lifts Iran nuke constraints
• Refugees not screened for HIV
• Fewer Americans think churches can solve social problems
• Teachers in UK urged to use 'zie' for transgenders

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 15, 2016

• Death toll hits 84 in Nice terrorist attack
• Terrorism is the 'new normal' for today's traveller
• Trump: 'We have to be very tight with our borders'
• Makes Pence veep call official
• Trump/Pence logo mocked on Twitter
• Newt: 'If they believe in sharia they should be deported'
• Obama calls Newt's comment 'repugnant'
• Hillary would resettle a million more Muslim refugees
• Three refugee cases of drug-resistant cases of TB in Nashville
• Poll: Only 6 percent say she did nothing wrong in e-mail scandal
• Trump leads in new LA Times tracking poll
• Obama town hall beaten in ratings by sitcom rerun
• White House says '28 pages' of 9/11 report show no evidence of Saudi role
• FBI has found no evidence Pulse nightclub was targeted because it was gay
• China warns Japan to stop interfering in South China Sea
• Pensacola council allows Satanic Temple to give invocation
• Dutchman jailed for insulting the king
• Pokemon Go player finds dead body
• Police warn Pokemon players to stop calling 911
• Expert of the Day: Derek Scissors from AEI on China's boom possibly going bust

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 14, 2016

• Trump picks Pence
• Trump and VP pick will give first interview to' 60 Minutes'
• Trump defends Roger Ailes
• Rasmussen has Trump up by 7
• CBS/NY Times has Hillary and Trump even
• Tebow tops list of GOP convention speakers
• 70% say race relations are bad
• Obama at townhall meeting recalls when he faced prejudice
• Most say media inspire violence against police
• Military personnel told to avoid cities where 'Days of Rage' taking place
• Another Black Lives Matter organizer arrested
• Police release video of shooting of unarmed white man
• Classified intel on Saudi government tie to 9/11 to be released by Congress
• Several dead in France after truck drives into crowd on Bastille Day
• CIA has a team of psychics
• Lena Dunham says sushi is cultural appropriation
• School board takes transgender bathroom issue to SCOTUS
• Former marine wrecks car chasing Pokemon
• Expert of the Day: David Drucker from the Washington Examiner on the anti-Trump coup planned for Cleveland

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 13, 2016

• Trump ahead in swing states
• Hillary continues to slip
• FBI agents investigating Hillary had to sign non-disclosure form
• Trump meets with final 3 in veepstakes
• Secret Service director: Threat to candidates is elevated
• Hundreds of Philly airport workers vote to strike during Dem convention
• BernMe supporters plan 'fart-in' at convention
• Bobblehead Hillary: Nods 406 times during BernMe endorsement
• Black Lives Matter activists attend White House meeting
• Day of rage planned for Friday
• Is BLM a Soros-funded group?
• Transgender arrested for voyeurism at Target
• NBC exec detained, denied entry into Russia
• This is where socialism ends
• Student who dared criticize Black Lives Matter faces expulsion
• Refugee camp pops up next to George Clooney's Italian vacation home
• Could the day of reckoning be coming for oil?
• Half of food produced in U.S. thrown away
• Martha Stewart goes off on millennials
• Nashville mayor sets up 'gender equity council'
• Lena Dunham calls for defacing guns in 'Jason Bourne' subway ads
• NASA spots a massive hole growing on the sun
• Disney under fire for animated character that's too fat
• You can't fix stupid: Woman starts fire trying to cook brisket in bathtub

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 12, 2016

• Poll: Hillary's lead is shrinking
• BernMe endorses Hillary
• Lawmakers grill Lynch on Bill Clinton meeting
• Mike Pence campaigning with Trump
• Fox News suspends contract with Newt amid VP speculation
• Ruth Vader Ginsburg doubles down on Trump criticism
• New Black Panthers plan armed protest in Cleveland
• Obama buying nuke material from Iran
• Obama sent taxpayer money to Israel to oust Netanyahu
• Cleveland Browns running back posts horrendous rendering of police officer being beheaded
• Senate votes on stalled energy bill
• Dirt people to starve themselves for three days
• Feds seek autopilot from Tesla's driverless car crash
• Yelp exec plunges to her death at Grand Canyon
• Conservatives may force vote on IRS commissioner impeachment
• The richest generation in history keeps getting richer
• Driver praying with eyes closed runs into house

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 11, 2016

• Are attacks on police inspired or directed my militant groups?
• New Black Panthers want to start their own nation
• New Harvard study: No police bias in shootings
• Blacks are not targeted in police stops
• Dallas police chief: Cops being asked to do too much
• Anvil Joe continues to add fuel to the fire
• MN police union blasts guv for saying cops motivated by race
• CNN commentator: Blacks can't be racist
• Multiple people shot in Michigan, including police officer
• Officer shoots armed black man in Illinois
• Federal judge rules Va. law binding delegates violates First Amendment
• Vermont admits seventeen refugees with active TB
• Study: Some Muslim parents would keep quiet about terrorist children
• Facebook sued for $1 billion for allowing terrorists on the site
• More details on the MN police shooting of a pulled-over driver
• Antibiotics are slowly becoming ineffective
• Tesla's Elon Musk coming out with a big announcement this week
• Wondering what all this 'Pokemon Go' stuff is all about?
• Base to Troops: Don't chase Pokemon into restricted areas
• Former marine hunts for ISIS, Pokemon in Iraq
• Woman sues construction company for man who jumped to his death on her car

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 8, 2016

• Dallas suspect 'wanted to kill white people'
• Ambush was 'well-planned' and 'thought out'
• Predictable: Obama blames guns, not the shooter
• Head of law enforcement group: Obama caused a 'war on cops'
• Jesse Jackson blames Trump
• Killer in Bristol, TN was targeting cops
• Murder of police officers up 44% from last year
• Black power group claims responsibility, warns of more to come
• Vast majority of people shot dead by police are white
• 10 things you should know about police shootings and race
• More ammo on the myth about cops killing black folks
• Baltimore police force shrinks, crime soars
• Krauthammer's Comey theory
• Iranian commander: Missiles ready for 'annihilation' of Israel
• Two men to compete in Rio Olympics as women

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 7, 2016

• FBI Director Comey grilled on Capitol Hill
• Comey: Hillary's e-mail system made U.S. 'vulnerable to hostile elements'
• Hillary defense to be used by those in similar circumstance
• Rasmussen: Presidential race tightens
• RNC chairman says anti-Trumpys are wasting time and money
• Trump and Cruz meet in Washington
• The Federalist: 4 reasons why Trump should choose Newt
• Man killed by police, girlfriend posts dying video
• New video emerges in Baton Rouge police killing
• You don't have to be white to be killed by police
• Rapid cooling: Big drop in Earth's temps in June
• GOP strategist: Mike Pence 'rings the most bells' in veepstakes
• O'Reilly reveals images of Obama in Muslim dress
• Obama's joint effort with corporations can resettle refugees limitlessly
• Burka ban for Muslims in Switzerland
• Suspected ISIS sympathizer indicted in AZ for terror plot
• More women come out against Fox News head after Gretchen Carlson lawsuit
• Chipotle stock dives after a Jason Bourne author tweet
• Democrat congresswoman to face federal fraud charge
• Obama entertains 'universal basic income' for people displaced by robots
• Liberal logic: WH says anti-sanctuary city law would impede illegal alien enforcement
• Curious George observes Ramadan
• Too much time online 'damages immune system'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 6, 2016

• Drudge Poll: Trump should pick Speaker Newt for VP
• Joni Ernst and Bob Corker drop out of Veepstakes
• DNC prepares 'Trumpocalypse' stunt for GOP convention
• Idiot who rushed Trump at rally asks for permission to go to Cleveland
• Idiot Trump supporter tweets 'Lynch Loretta Lynch'
• AP Fact Check: Hillary's story collapses under FBI probe
• Congress summons FBI director to explain lack of charges
• Judicial Watch: Comey's FBI helped convict Navy reservist of same thing Hillary did
• Hillary calls for free college for everybody
• New video emerges of deadly Baton Rouge police shooting
• Voters will now decide if Hillary's e-mail scandal matters
• Former Fox News anchor sues Roger Ailes for sexual harassment
• Obama asks judge to stop NC's bathroom law
• Shoppers trash an upstate NY Walmart
• Poll: 51% of millennials hold their phones all day long
• Illegal alien caught in suitcase
• Michael Cutler, Frontpage Magazine, nearly a million illegal aliens at large, including 170,000 felons

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 5, 2016

• FBI recommends no charges against Hillary
• National Review: FBI rewrites law to let Hillary off
• Comey presser proves Hillary lied at Benghazi hearing
• Trump wants to know who's paying for Obama/Hillary campaign trip on AF1
• Trump says our enemies almost certainly have a blackmail file on Hillary
• Speaker Newt to campaign with Trump in Ohio
• US agency warns of security bug in Symantec's anti-virus software
• Just keeps getting worse for Chipotle: Exec arrested on drug charges
• Rasmussen poll: Americans want more healthcare choices, not government control
• State Dept.: Deadly ISIS attacks show it's weakening
• The lost decade of the top 1%
• Electric cars are killing flamingos
• Mother accused of stabbing her 4 children to death taken to mental hospital
• PBS fakes fireworks display
• Man found in bed with stolen mannequin from sex toy shop