- House passes spending bill with border wall funding
- The 8 Republicans who voted against the border wall
- GOP takes victory lap around Pelosi after passing wall funding
- Now it's up to Mitch
- GOP senators reject Trump's call to 'go nuclear' on wall funding
- Schumer tells Pence wall funding will not pass
- Trump meets with Senate Republicans
- Lindsey Graham tells Trump to 'dig in'
- NORAD will continue to track Santa even if there's a shutdown
- Nutcase Rob Reiner calls Trump 'mentally unstable'
- GOP lawmaker doubts government workers live paycheck to paycheck
- SCOTUS upholds block on Trump's asylum ban
- Can the GoFundMe for Trump's wall actually work?
- New GoFundMe page raises money for ladders for illegals to climb over Trump's wall
- Trump to slash troop levels in Afghanistan to historic low levels
- Mueller to submit final report as early as February
- Several sponsors step up for Tucker Carlson
- NYC sees potentially historic rainfall
- Notable deaths in 2018
- Nutritionist reveals five tips for avoiding irritable bowel syndrome this Christmas
- Should 'Santa Baby' be banned from radio?
- Cattle form sign of cross
- Rabbi believes volcanic eruptions are a sign of the end of days
- Hilarious SNL skit with Matt Damon: Best Christmas Ever
VALENTINE SHOW PREP - Every story, every day, right here
Friday, December 21, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Friday December 21, 2018
Thursday, December 20, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 20, 2018
- Trump refuses to sign short-term funding bill without the wall
- Move leaves senators in disbelief
- Update: WashPo columnist wants GoFundMe to take down border wall funding page
- Mark Meadows says Trump and GOP 'fumbled' border wall
- Gutierrez: 'Thank God there wasn't a wall' when Jesus fled to Egypt
- Berates DHS secretary
- U.S. says asylum-seeking migrants will wait in Mexico
- Trump 'unfollows' Ann Coulter after 'joke presidency' comment
- Mad Dog Mattis is stepping down, presumably over pulling out of Syria
- Trump criticizes the Fed for raising rates
- Former FBI agent sounds off on Comey
- How the FBI ran an illegal counterintelligence masquerade in plot to get Trump
- Facebook explains how Netflix, others used data
- Error allowed Amazon Alexa to eavesdrop on another home
- Christian baker who refused to bake cake for gay wedding back in court
- BSNBC beats Fox in December
- Nike on track for the worst quarter in a decade
- Trump 'Green Acres' video he tweeted was from 2005, not produced by White House
- NY leads the nation in population loss
- CA the least educated
- Update: As predicted, PETA's upset over Popeyes' 'emotional support chicken'
- Walgreens employee kills customer over photo dispute
- Colleges de-stress students with therapy horses
- Thousands sign petition calling on Disney to drop its 'hakuna matata' trademark
- Kiss guitarist says support Trump or leave the country
- Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on Trump's wall that's now just steel slats
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 19, 2018
- Congress to push stop-gap funding bill with no border wall
- Opinion: The 'wall' is now 'steel slats' and Trump has screwed his supporters
- Ann Coulter rages against Trump over wall
- Judge orders Trump to return deported asylum-seekers back to the U.S.
- A GoFundMe page set up to fund the wall
- And we gave $10.6 billion to Central America so they won't come here
- U.S. pulling out of Syria
- Lindsey Graham: 'Huge mistake'
- Facebook gave users' messages to other companies
- Fed hikes rates
- Market pundit says Fed is killing the stock market
- McCain associate gave dossier to BuzzFeed
- Senate passes criminal justice reform
- Radical Antifa leader revealed
- Judge rules that school officials, cops had no responsibility to shield students at Parkland
- Woman uses gun buy-back program to buy a bigger gun
- Senate votes to make lynching a federal crime
- Former astronaut scoffs at CO2 causing global warming
- Americans are starved for sleep
- Police looking for woman's stolen home
- Salvation Army bell ringer, high on PCP, attacks shopper
- Thai YouTuber faces charges for criticizing dress designed by daughter of king
- Popeyes is offering 'emotional support chicken' at Philly airport
- Video of Hillary hitting reset button, bomb explodes, just like Uncle Phil asked for
- Guest: Carrie Lukas, president of Independent Women's Forum, on checking your progressive privilege
- Expert of the Day: Jamie Glazov, editor of FrontPage Magazine, on his new book, Jihadist Psychopath
Tuesday, December 18, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 18, 2018
- Flynn sentencing delayed
- Is Trump caving on the wall?
- House releases Comey transcripts
- Christians standing in the way of China's totalitarian rule
- Some U.S. sportswear made by Chinese slave labor
- Trump administration moves to ban bump stocks
- Senate to vote on Trump-backed pot legalization
- Contrary to popular belief, the tariffs are working
- Advertisers abandon Tucker after illegal alien comments
- Tucker doubles down
- Scooter riders leave drivers on edge
- Report: Years of bad land management led to Ca. fires
- Dan Crenshaw reaches out to SNL's Pete Davidson after suicidal social media post
- 'Man-free' music festival found guilty of discrimination
- Penny Marshall dead at 75
- Fresh Prince star sues Fortnite over 'Carlton' dance
- Being a psychopath may all be in the eyes
- Woman dies after cosmetic butt injection
- Expert of the Day: Dr. Michael Busler from Stockton U. says Obamacare is headed for the ash heap of history, and that's where it belongs
Monday, December 17, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Monday December 17, 2018
- Trump blasts Fed for 'even considering' a rate hike
- Digs in on border wall
- Schumer says he's not going to get the wall
- U.S. conducts 6 airstrikes against Somalia extremists
- New facts indicate Mueller destroyed evidence, obstructed justice
- Top Republican suggests Flynn's guilty plea will be tossed
- China, Russia join forces to modify atmosphere
- Study: Russia sought to divide Americans in the run-up to election
- Warning: Firm that conducted the study called conservative outlets 'fake news'
- Federal judge rules Obamacare is unconstitutional
- Outraged Dems vow to challenge ruling that undercuts Obamacare
- Lamar calling it quits after this term
- Muslim Amazon workers say they don't have enough time to pray
- WashPo columnist calls for banning Kellyanne Conway from the air
- Pacific Life pulls ads from Tucker's show after 'dirtier and more divided' comment
- Trump launching Space Command this week
- 2018 is DC's wettest year on record
- BernMe accused of using the government to target company that ran ad against him
- Daily Beast: 'Vice' might be the worst movie of the year
- 'Justice' is Merriam-Webster's word of the year
- Antifa accused of attacking two Marines
- 93 percent of college professors say America is 'less respected' under Trump
- Witches want Trump to stop calling Mueller investigation 'witch hunt'
- KY radio station plays 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' for two hours straight
- Cops find kids home alone after one calls 911 for help with YouTube
- Parrot uses Alexa to order gifts
- 'Adulting Day' teaches kids how to pay bills, change tires, interact with cops
- 15-year-old leaps to death with homemade parachute as mother cheers him on
- Playboy model poses nude at Vatican
- Top 50 most expensive zip codes, all but 4 are in Ca.
- Police search for man who carved his name into side of dolphin
Friday, December 14, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Friday December 14, 2018
- Does the government really shut down after December 21? No.
- Government collects record taxes, still runs $305 billion deficit
- CBO suggests a $1 trillion carbon tax to plug the deficit
- Half of America hasn't recovered from recession
- FBI's entrapment of General Flynn was despicable
- Mueller rebukes Flynn, says he 'chose' to lie
- FBI docs: 'Flynn was not lying or didn't think he was lying'
- Trump names Mick Mulvaney as acting chief of staff
- Papadopoulos to run for congress
- Kasich lashes out at congress over 7-year-old's death
- The REAL story about the 7-year-old who died at the border
- BuzzFeed open borders writer laments the fact that we have so many golf courses in the U.S.
- Illegal deported 6 times kills father of 7
- Elizabeth Warren admits 'I'm not a person of color'
- Jobless claims return to near record lows
- A year after the demise of net neutrality and the Internet is nearly 40 percent faster
- The slow death of Never Trump 'The Weekly Standard'
- Mika opens show apologizing for 'butt boy' comment to everyone but Pompeo
- Eastwood's 'Mule' gets rave reviews
- Facebook 'sorry' for exposing private photos of users
- Man moves into deployed service member's house, sells furniture to buy meth
- Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner says liberals condescend to San Fran Nan after her meeting with Trump
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 13, 2018
- DOJ IG finds 19,000 'lost' text messages of Strzok and Page
- Financial experts testify: Clinton Foundation operated as foreign agent
- Trump denies he 'directed' Cohen to break the law
- Dershowitz: Trump is not in 'impeachment land'
- Says Flynn's light sentence is because prosecutors are embarrassed over the way he was treated
- Pelosi wants Trump's tax returns
- Source: Trump was in the room during hush money discussions
- Trump inauguration spending now under investigation
- Trump's approval rating matches Obama's
- Alleged Russian agent pleads guilty to conspiring to influence U.S. politics
- DHS fact-checks CNN's so-called fact checker on terrorists coming to the U.S.
- Media burying dangerous diseases carried by migrant caravan
- 30 cities oppose Trump's proposal on immigrant benefits
- Teen planned to shoot up school, ends in shoot-out with police
- Judge rejects deputy's claim he had no duty to confront Parkland killer
- Trump considering Jared Kushner for chief of staff
- Senate passes resolution condemning Saudi prince
- Mika absent from 'Morning Joe' day after she called Pompeo 'dictator's butt boy'
- Wave of bomb threat e-mails cause evacuations
- Trump signs bill to aid ISIS genocide victims
- Antifa calls Beto O'Rourke a 'Zionist pig'
- Boy Scouts may file for bankruptcy
- Congress wants to kill sea lions for eating endangered fish
- Florida senate rules Brenda Snipes cannot rescind her resignation
- Trump cancels White House Christmas party for the press
- Risk of heart attack is greatest on Christmas Eve
- Update: Steph Curry says he was joking about the lunar landing being fake
- Crews rescue a man stuck for two days in a grease vent of an empty restaurant
- Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from the Washington Examiner on how Trump can finally make progress on illegal immigration
Wednesday, December 12, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 12, 2018
- Mikey the Rat gets 3 years in the slammer
- Judge Nap says federal prosecutors will indict Trump
- Trump says the people would revolt if he were impeached
- Incoming NY AG vows to investigate Trump family
- FBI recommended Flynn not have lawyer present, didn't warn of false statement consequences
- Judge rules companies don't have to comply with Obamacare birth control mandate
- Caravaners demand $50,000 each from U.S. to go home
- Leader is a suspect in bombing that targeted U.S. military
- New border wall stops 1,000 migrants who rushed the border
- Dem rep wants to control the content of free speech, but he can't
- Kellyanne Conway: Ocasio-Cortez 'doesn't seem to know much about anything'
- Trump's AG pick is an illegal immigration hardliner
- UN begs China to save the planet from warming
- Daily Caller asks climate accord backers to ban private jets
- Strasbourg killer yelled 'Allahu Akbar'
- Findings show school, police messed up in Parkland shooting
- Mika uses homophobic slur to describe Mike Pompeo
- Then she apologizes
- Middle schooler forced to change 'Trump' name after years of bullying
- Ca. considers text-messaging tax
- University calls for 'minority only' spaces on campus
- Taylor Swift uses face recognition at her concerts to check for stalkers
- Expert of the Day: Jerome Corsi on his being bullied by Mueller investigators
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 11, 2018
- Trump schools Schumer, Pelosi
- See the clips
- Schumer's elitism shows with slam against Trump over senate wins in ND and IN
- More than 3,000 illegals caught in day
- 2-year-old crossed without parents
- Caravaner arrested for throwing rocks at wall contractor
- This is the kind of guy Trump wants to keep out of our country
- Senate to vote on criminal justice bill
- Growing list of scientific papers assert CO2 has minimal effect on climate
- Hollywood producer wants to punish lawmakers who support traditional marriage
- Execs at Michael Bloomberg's company expected to be arrested for fraud
- Shooting in France leaves one dead
- Obama-appointed judge tells developer to not even haul pipe to worksite for XL pipeline
- Delta bans puppies as service animals
- Steph Curry says moon landing was faked
- Expert of the Day: Rachel Bovard from Conservative Partnership Institute on the looming budget deadline on December 21
Monday, December 10, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Monday December 10, 2018
- Trump may face indictment for 'campaign finance' violations
- Trump defends hush money as 'simple private transaction'
- Corsi sues Mueller for blackmail, seeks $350 mil
- USA Today attacks Heisman winner over tweets when he was 14
- So, what did he tweet?
- Comey calls on Americans to 'use every breath we have to oust Trump in 2020
- Comey confession: Dossier not verified before or after FISA warrant
- Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting troubled Comey, but not enough to ask Hillary about it
- Fox News tells reporters to stop investigating FBI corruption
- Migrants in Tijuana trickle over, under wall
- Lindsey Graham tells Trump to 'dig in' on wall funding
- John Kelly's heir-apparent leaves White House
- Publishers compete to sign Kelly to book deal
- Rep. Cohen: Trump family worse than Al Capone
- Chinese court bans sale of most iPhones
- 100 Christians snatched in Chinese raid on underground church
- YouTube bans 'Proud Boys' founder
- Columbia U. student labeled white supremacist for saying 'Europeans built the world'
- Project Veritas changes Mass. secret recording law
- Screen usage changes structure of kids' brains
- More climate tax riots rock Paris
- Meryl Streep on Trump: 'We should be afraid'
- SCOTUS declines to hear 'flushable wipes' case
- Sharpton's daughter scored $95,000 for sprained ankle
- Va. teacher fired for refusing to use transgender pronouns
- Man goes on Christmas decoration burning spree
- School tweaks production of 'Sound of Music' because some were offended by Nazi props
- Sonic employees arrested after lacing kid's meal with ecstasy
- Expert of the Day: Rachel Alexander from Stream.org on a whistleblower exposing the Clinton Foundation having his house raided by the FBI
Friday, December 7, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Friday December 7, 2018
- Prosecutors recommend 'substantial term of imprisonment' for Cohen
- Media breathlessly reporting that Trump committed felonies
- Mueller says Manafort lied
- Trump goes off on Mueller ahead of court filings
- McCabe, Rosenstein opened secret obstruction probe into Trump
- Roger Stone says he will not 'bear false witness' against Trump
- Mueller looking into Trump advisor's appearances on Russia Today
- Trump says Tillerson was 'dumb as a rock'
- Ocasio-Cortez threatens DJTJ with subpoena
- Then she strikes back at conservative journalist who called her a biatch
- John Kelly expected to leave the White House
- 155,000 new jobs in November
- 63 illegals nabbed near the Texas-Mexico border
- Trump accuses Dems of putting 'criminal aliens' ahead of Americans
- Kevin Hart steps down as Oscar host over his anti-gay tweets
- Professor stabbed to death for insulting Mohammed
- Man who drove his car into a crowd killing one in Charlottesville found guilty of murder
- Gigantic object spotted over Earth before NASA cuts video feed
- Therapists go on strike to force more resources to mental health
- Update: Crazed teacher who cut student's hair while screaming national anthem arrested
- 88-year-old mom reunited with daughter she thought died at birth
- How much money do you need to make to be considered rich?
- Expert of the Day: Jamie McIntyre from the Washington Examiner on Mad Dog Mattis backtracking on Saudi Prince's complicity in Khashoggi murder
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 6, 2018
- FBI e-mail chain may provide most damning evidence of FISA abuses yet
- Byron York: Ten questions for Comey when he testifies tomorrow
- Spineless Congress passes two-week CR to keep the government funded
- Pelosi rejects funding the wall
- GOP lawmakers urge Trump not to cut military by 5 percent
- Buried Pentagon study showed $125 billion in waste
- FEMA wants some of its flood money to Nashville back
- Zinke announces massive new oil find
- Trump rolls back sage-grouse protections, opening up new areas for drilling
- U.S. now net oil exporter for first time in 75 years
- Interesting history of oil prices
- Trump EPA outlines rule change to encourage new coal plants
- Fiat Chrysler to open new plant in Detroit
- Federal judge opens discovery in Hillary e-mail case
- Stock plunge continues
- Ocasio-Cortez: Global warming governance will create 'economic, social, and racial justice'
- Meanwhile: BernMe Sanders spends over $300,000 on private jet travel in one month
- Don Lemon says he wouldn't have shaken Trump's hand like Obamas did
- Cuomo calls him 'petty and small'
- Assange on the verge of being kicked out of Ecuadoran embassy
- NYC evicting homeless from street shelters
- Too much sleep linked to disease, death
- Crazed teacher cuts student's hair while screaming the national anthem
- 'VeggieTales' are now racist
- Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on how Bush 41 turned Willie Horton into a campaign issue and it worked
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 5, 2018
- Bush 41 celebrated
- And a chill fell over the room when Trump arrived
- Alan Simpson praised Bush 41 for raising taxes
- Mueller memo on Flynn good news for Trump
- Could Jeff Sessions be the target?
- Future of Never-Trumper 'The Weekly Standard' uncertain
- Secret Facebook docs made public by UK
- Facebook wielded data to punish rivals
- Border Patrol, troops brace for caravan surge in AZ
- French protesters are part of a global backlash against climate change taxes
- UK calls on old coal plants to provide much-needed power this winter
- Record snowfall in Michigan's Upper Peninsula
- New blood test can detect cancer within 10 minutes
- College Republican advisor's house vandalized with 'Nazi lives here'
- Principal bans Christmas
- Baby name 'Melania' soars 227 percent, 'Ivanka' spikes 362 percent
- PETA takes aim at phrases with animals in them
- Expert of the Day: Lt. Col. Allen West, senior fellow with the MRC, on the bizarre media coverage of Bush 41
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 4, 2018
- Mueller probe coming to an end
- Manafort memo coming Friday
- Stone declines Dems' request for interview
- French carbon tax riots continue
- Macron suspends planned increases in fuel tax
- UN climate chief: 'We require deep transformations of our economies and societies'
- UN climate summit to emit more CO2 than 8,200 American homes do in a year
- Japan says 'sayōnara' to global warming
- Excess winter deaths in England and Wales highest since 1976
- BernMe says we have 12 years
- Trump says China to cut tariffs on U.S.-made cars
- China may be testing Tokyo's resolve with drilling in East China Sea
- Kudlow: China promises trade changes 'immediately'
- Men booted from leadership on Dem campaign committees
- GOP e-mails were hacked
- NC officials investigate GOP vote tampering
- Dem operative convicted of campaign finance crimes
- Bob Dole stands from wheelchair to salute Bush 41
- Surprise! Creepy porn lawyer won't run in 2020
- Satanic Temple statue displayed alongside Christmas tree at IL state capitol
- Actor Chris Pratt delivers Gospel of Luke at Disneyland
- 9-year-old gets Colorado town to make snowball fights legal again
- Princeton singers abandon 'Little Mermaid' song over kissing concerns
- Expert of the Day: Tom Rogan from the Washington Examiner says for America's sake, the US-China truce cannot last
Monday, December 3, 2018
Daily Show Prep - Monday December 3, 2018
- U.S. and China agree to 90-day tariff truce
- Corsi files complaint against Mueller
- SCOTUS turns down challenge to border wall
- Tax riots continue in Paris
- Qatar plans to quit OPEC
- Trump wants 'full and complete' sentence for Mikey the Rat
- ISIS group calls for New Year's Eve attack on NYC
- Census: 63 percent of non-citizens are on welfare
- Chinese gene-editing scientist goes missing
- Springsteen: 'I don't see anyone who can beat Trump'
- Poll asks what makes someone a 'real American'
- Struggling Clinton tour takes a break
- Staff at 'Ted Baker' demand end to forced huggings
- Starbucks bans in-store porn watching
- Scooter rider nailed by driver
- Man claims veganism is a religion, sues former employee
- Expert of the Day: Carrie Lukas, president of IWF, on the real gender wage gap