- Yet another mass shooting, 11 dead
- Trump announces new Mexican tariffs to stop illegals
- Oh, no! Avocados could get more expensive
- Homeless in Ca. moving to tree houses
- AOC, Cruz agree on banning lawmakers from becoming lobbyists
- Sponsors abandon Triple-A baseball team after video bashing AOC
- Barr says Trump is not 'shredding our institutions'
- Actors in Queens will spend 24 hours reading Mueller report aloud
- CNN thinks it's found evidence of obstruction by Trump
- Don Lemon slams NY Times for banning reporters from his show
- Glen Casada's aide calls public schools 'satanic,' Pope and Trump 'anti-Christs'
- Rumors circulating that John Bolton may be on his way out
- Disney threatens boycott of Ga. but partners with communist China
- NoKo executes another envoy over failed talks with U.S.
- Apple is getting rid of iTunes
- Russia cuts gay scenes from 'Rocketman'
- Principal accused of plagiarizing grad speech from Ashton Kutcher
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Friday, May 31, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Friday May 31, 2019
Thursday, May 30, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 30, 2019
- Professor who picked the last 9 presidents correctly says it's Trump in 2020, unless Dems impeach
- Pelosi continues to resist impeachment
- Border agents apprehend over 1,000 illegals in record roundup
- Four Mexicans arrested crossing Canadian border
- Top Sheriff: Trump's done if he doesn't solve illegal immigration problem
- 94-year-old woman harassed by developers with codes violations
- How much do governments raise from property taxes?
- Third Republican blocks disaster aid in House
- La.'s Dem guv defies party, signs abortion bill
- Man who set himself ablaze near White House has died
- BernMe once campaigned for Marxist party
- U.S. money funding Chinese surveillance state
- Meryl Streep doesn't like the term 'toxic masculinity'
- Police: Jussie Smollett used Venmo to pay for drugs
- Rapper calls for killing white people
- Disney threatens to not film in Ga. over abortion law
- Study reveals Chevy Camaros involved in most fatal crashes in Nashville
- MTV reveals first 'sexually fluid' reality dating show
- FL woman charged with assault after Burger King denied her free fries
- Man sent to prison for urinating in a Memphis cereal factory
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 29, 2019
- Antioch church shooter sentenced to life without parole
- Dems infer impeachment from Mueller statement
- Man sets himself on fire outside White House
- Louisiana passes fetal heartbeat abortion bill, Dem guv expected to sign
- McConnell angers Dems with vow to fill 2020 SCOTUS vacancy
- San Fran Nan calls Facebook 'willing enablers' of Russians in 2016
- Trump energy officials refer to natural gas as 'freedom gas'
- Turkey frees NASA scientist after nearly 3 years
- Wall Street gets the jitters over possible economic downturn
- Ted Cruz slams Ilhan Omar for saying Hispanics couldn't qualify for merit-based immigration
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 28, 2019
- Mueller team denies discredited anti-Trump author's claim of drafted indictment
- Anvil Joe is the front runner, but where are the crowds?
- First ever private border wall built in NM
- China may restrict rare-earth exports to U.S.
- Trump sides with Kim Jong Un in calling Biden 'a fool of low IQ'
- Glenn Greenwald: Indictment of Assange blueprint for making journalists felons
- Americans outraged over robocalls
- Fed up Bellevue man shames panhandler
- Teen sneaked into Mar-a-Lago while Trump was in town
- WHO makes 'gaming disorder' an official addiction
- Taylor Swift promises to get political with new music
- NFL Super Bowl champ says he doesn't want reparations and he doesn't deserve them
- One quarter of Americans worry about money all of the time
- NFL Players Association warns of lockout
- OH weatherman snaps after complaints about his interrupting 'The Bachelorette'
- Guest: Comedian Michael Loftus on his 'Comedy for the Right' show at Zanies tonight
Friday, May 24, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Friday May 24, 2019
- Trump moves to escalate investigation of intel agencies
- Orders declassification of FISA documents
- Flashback: CIA spied on Brit Hume
- Giuliani falls for doctored Pelosi video
- Nadler falls ill
- TN guv signs voucher bill into law
- Lone Republican blocks massive spending bill
- Theresa May out as PM in UK
- NoKo says no more talks unless U.S. abandons de-nuke demand
- Four more women accuse Tony Robbins in inappropriate conduct
- Weinstein accusers settle for $44 million
- Rep. Omar accuses U.S. of 'atrocities' at the border
- AOC panics during thunderstorm, blames 'climate crisis'
- Trump rolls back Obama-era trans rules
- USDA recalls 74 pounds of Canadian meat
- Viral video shows man bathing in Wendy's kitchen sink
- Sperm counts down, some blame plastics
- RI house passes bill to prevent animal abusers from owning animals
- Passenger collapses after trying to strangle woman on plane
- Disney World employee charged with trying to lure child for sex
- Psychiatry Professor: Da Vinci had ADHD
Thursday, May 23, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 23, 2019
- China says trade talks can't continue unless U.S. addresses it's 'wrong actions'
- Pelosi says Trump is 'villainous'
- Says Trump's family needs to stage an intervention
- U.S. charges Wikileaks founder with publishing classified info
- 2020 Dems join striking McDonald's workers
- American Taliban has been released from prison but still sympathizes with terrorists
- Global warming: Snow in AZ
- Young people not saving because of climate change
- Actor Geoffrey Rush awarded biggest defamation payout in Australian history
- Couple who raised their kid as vegan jailed after child nearly starves to death
- Canada to take back tons of garbage sent to the Philippines after they threaten war
- Engineer trips on LSD after working on '60s-era instrument
- Smarter people listen to instrumental music
Wednesday, May 22, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 22, 2019
- Trump tells Dems to knock off phony investigations
- Nevada to ditch Electoral College for popular vote
- Hamas-obsessed man wanted to bomb Trump Tower
- Saudi Arabia to behead scholar who tweeted prayer of peace
- Feds to charge Avenatti in dealings with Stormy
- NY Times editor predicts almost all newspapers will die in 5 years
- Pentagon finally admits it investigates UFOs
- Toilet predicts if you'll have heart failure
- Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner says now is the time for Trump to peel black votes from Democrats
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 21, 2019
- Casada to resign as speaker
- Four in ten Americans embrace socialism
- Leaked documents reveal NASA's plans for a base on the moon
- AOC says the government shouldn't force people of color to grow cauliflower
- Nadler issues two more subpoenas for former White House aides
- NY legislature passes bill allowing state to prosecute despite presidential pardon
- TX house passes 'Save Chick-fil-A' bill
- Freak snowfall hits Denver
- Tesla stock could drop to $10
- Washington becomes first state to allow composting humans instead of cremation or burial
- Survey says Americans believe we should not teach 'Arabic numerals'
Monday, May 20, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Monday May 20, 2019
- TN GOP caucus passes vote of no confidence in Speaker Casada
- Trump says it'll be the end of Iran if they threaten us again
- Debt collectors blast FCC's plan to ban robocalls
- Ford to cut 7,000 salaried jobs
- Trump responds to Amash's call for impeachment
- DNA tests show a third of illegals faked family relationships with children to claim asylum
- 41 percent of college students don't think hate speech is protected speech
- Conservative leaders call for social media to clarify hate speech rules
- Nashville scooter rider dies from crash injuries
- Scientists warn of the health danger of 5G
- Jeff Daniels: If Trump wins in 2020 'it's the end of democracy'
- Another false claim of rape gets someone killed
- Get your tickets to see Lt. Colonel Allen West at the Rutherford County Reagan Dinner
- Comedian Reno Collier at Zanies next week with Michael Loftus and Brian Haner, the 'Guitar Guy'
Friday, May 17, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Friday May 17, 2019
- Leading Republican lawmaker calls for Glen Casada's resignation
- Former congressman also calls for his resignation
- TN Firearms Association renews its call for Casada's removal
- Barr: Explanations about Trump-Russia investigation 'don't hang together'
- Says he's not stopping Mueller from testifying
- Says Pelosi's claim that he lied to Congress is 'laughable'
- Trump: Why wasn't I told Flynn was under investigation?
- Scooter rider critically injured in crash near downtown Nashville
- Bird scooters want to add more scooters to the streets
- Consumer confidence surges to highest level in 15 years
- MO moves closer to abortion ban
- Rand Paul and ambassador to Germany team up to slash embassy spending
- Man charged as serial killer in the country illegally
- Tony Robbins accused of sexual misconduct
- Study: Many Democrats exaggerated their mental distress after 2016 election
- Ca. thinking about banning gas-powered cars
- Doctors: Parents who raise their kids as vegans should be prosecuted
- Austrians told to stop French kissing cows
- Which guy has been on the longest sex strike?
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 16, 2019
- Trump rolls out 'pro-American' immigration plan
- Plans to invoke Insurrection Act to boot illegals from country
- MO senate passes bill to ban abortions at 8 weeks
- De Blasio officially running for president
- Trump mocks him: 'NYC hates him!'
- Radio station rebrands as Trump 103.3
- More than 1,000 Nashville teachers stage 'sick-out'
- Police execute search warrant at Catholic Diocese of Dallas
- Trump strips Ca. of $930 million in high-speed rail funding
- Casada accused of using campaign donations to party
- Trump administration wants to reimburse Taliban for travel expenses to peace talks
- Cancer could be cured in the next 10 years, scientists say
- Supersonic plane: NY to London in 90 minutes
- Christ-like figure in clouds sparks religious frenzy
- Guest: Siraj Hashmi from the Washington Examiner says Americans need to know who they're dealing with in China
Wednesday, May 15, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 15, 2019
- Iran vows to defeat 'American-Zionist alliance'
- Rockets moved in range of U.S. troops
- Alabama guv signs anti-abortion bill
- White House tells House panel to get bent
- Barr meets Pelosi, asks if she brought her handcuffs
- Beto live streams haircut
- Americans unaware of soaring illegal immigration
- NM buses asylum-seekers to Denver
- Tootsies takes a stand against bums
- If you have a disability there's still a job for you
- By the way, the Census is now hiring
- Fast food restaurants in IL could start accepting food stamps
- U.S. birth rate lowest in 30 years
- Selena Gomez: 'Social media has been terrible for my generation'
- Julianne Moore wants Hollywood to institute gender quotas
- Brawl breaks out at sushi restaurant over wait time
- Dog joke lands Chinese man in jail
- Southwest passenger ejected from flight for joke about water
- Doctor accused of poisoning patients so he could show off saving them
- Police search for man accused of stuffing a guitar down his pants
Tuesday, May 14, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 14, 2019
- China calls for 'people's war' against U.S.
- Revolutionary communists descend on UCLA
- Barr taps CT prosecutor to review Trump-Russia probe
- Dems and Trump go to court
- FBI: Russians accessed voter records in 2 FL counties
- Elizabeth Warren turns down Fox News town hall
- BernMe's support among young voters drops significantly
- WhatsApp hackers install spyware on phones
- Another Tesla catches fire
- PBS cartoon 'Arthur' features same-sex marriage
- Kim Jong Un demanded to hang out with celebrity basketball players as part of nuke deal
- Tim Conway dead at 85
- Traveling carney admits to being serial killer
- Frat busted for hazing dog
- Face tattoo removal on the rise as regret sets in
- Men think about sports more than sex
- Guest: Jim Roberts from the Heritage Foundation says Trump's China tariffs are harmful
Monday, May 13, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Monday May 13, 2019
- The Empire strikes back
- Trump has not decided whether to place tariffs on remaining Chinese goods
- If China sells U.S. bonds, Trump will benefit
- Flashback: Mitch McConnell's China connection
- Iran commander calls U.S. military in Gulf a target
- Iran orders men not to look at women during Ramadan
- Another jihad camp, another dead child
- U.S. denies visa to top PLO official
- Hoyer says Trump owes Tlaib an apology over her 'calming feeling' remark about Holocaust
- Pelosi and BernMe also demand an apology
- Federal spending sets record
- SCOTUS rules against Apple
- Epidemic? Measles cases reach 839 for year
- Pesticides could be killing bald eagle
- Uber shares slide
- World's biggest brothel throws down challenge to sex robots
- New cinema has double beds instead of seats
- The movie Phil was talking about—Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon
Friday, May 10, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Friday May 10, 2019
- Trade talks with China in abruptly
- Stocks close higher after Trump says talks will continue
- NoKo's Kim orders stronger rocket power
- Experts see Russia's fingerprints on new NoKo missile
- Bolton holds secret meeting at CIA on Iran
- Louie Gohmert goes off on Dems
- Anti-Israel imam delivers opening prayer in House
- Farrakhan rails against 'Satanic Jews' in wake of Facebook ban
- Gov. Lee says if Speaker Casada worked for him he'd ask him to resign
- Lt. Gov. says Casada should go
- Now FBI is investigating to see if Casada or Cocaine Cade bribed lawmakers to get vote
- Giuliani urges Ukraine to investigate Biden
- Comey says Trump might be indicted after he leaves office
- Bezos unveils plans for space colonization
- Russia demands NASA answer for 'alcohol stench' on International Space Station
- Trump cuts power to Venezuelan embassy in DC being occupied by left-wing activists
- Beto wants to take the wealth of whites and give it to blacks
- Man attacked and then dies after girl falsely accuses him of sexual assault
- Christian women in Egypt told to cover up
- Least feminist nation is Denmark
- Study: Meditation retreats bad for your mental health
- FL man returns chunk of Stonehenge he stole 60 years ago
- CNN unwittingly debunks manmade sea level rise in story about a bird
Thursday, May 9, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 9, 2019
- FBI's Steele story falls apart
- Republicans rip their own over DJTJ subpoena
- DJTJ unlikely to comply
- NoKo launches new missiles
- U.S. seizes NoKo ship
- Analysis: China overplayed its hand with Trump
- Biden promises Hollywood he'll undo the Trump era
- April was another record month for illegal immigration
- Pentagon says 256 miles of new border wall coming
- Sanctuary city Oakland near broke
- Congress actually contemplating a pay raise
- Crazy: Laura Loomer makes the case for her own banning
- Facebook co-founder calls for government to break it up
- Global warming: Spring snowstorms break 117-year-old record
- Meanwhile, Ireland declares climate emergency
- Juul under fire for deceptive advertising
- Guest: David Horowitz on being accidentally suspended by Twitter twice
- David Horowitz's new book, Dark Agenda
Wednesday, May 8, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 8, 2019
- Casada lied to Valentine about left-wing conspiracy
- TN Dems call for federal investigation into alleged eavesdropping by Casada CoS
- Did the speaker's office try to frame activist?
- Trump asserts executive privilege while House Dems hold Barr in contempt
- White House: Not one Dem has bothered to read the less-redacted version of Mueller report
- Senate intel committee to subpoena DJTJ
- Pelosi: Jails would be overcrowded if we start arresting Trump officials
- Trump fires back at NY Times over tax story
- Dem candidates unveil more ways to tax the rich
- FBI: 850 open investigations into domestic terrorism
- Trump fixer Cohen says he helped Falwell handle racy photos
- Released sex offender tells hospital he'll rape first woman he sees
- Universities are purging 'offensive' artwork
- Anti-vaxx teen who sued his school for barring him now has chickenpox
- Average person mired in boredom 131 days a year
- Man chooses jail rather than remove 'I eat ass' bumper sticker from his truck
Tuesday, May 7, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 7, 2019
- Wall Street on edge over Trump's face-off with China
- Anvil Joe takes 32-point lead over BernMe
- Socialists go on the attack
- Mayor Pete: America never was as great as advertised
- Comey's in trouble and he knows it
- White House instructs Dan McGahn not to comply with congressional subpoena
- 57 percent of Dems think Trump's guilty of treason
- CNN contributor claims unborn baby is not human
- Venezuela's dictator danced on TV during military uprising
- Twitter removes account mocking AOC
- Twitter purge continues with suspension of David Horowitz' account
- Global warming: Ravers get hypothermia at techno festival
- NJ politician wants to ban all bags—plastic or paper
- Singer apologizes for 'worst national anthem rendition ever'
- Auschwitz condemns mini-skirts with concentration photos on them
Monday, May 6, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Monday May 6, 2019
- TN Speaker Casada's chief of staff admits to racist texts
- The plot thickens: Casada's chief of staff sent sexually explicit messages, Casada participated in some
- Casada's chief of staff—at $200,000 a year—makes more than Kellyanne Conway or Sarah Sanders
- Treasury denies Dems' request for Trump's tax returns
- Aircraft carrier sent to Middle East after indications Iran planned to attack U.S. interests
- Israel passed along intelligence to White House about possible Iranian plot
- Gallup: Trump's approval rating ticks up to new high
- DOJ negotiates with Nadler over more un-redacted Mueller report
- Strzok suspected CIA was behind inaccurate media leaks
- Illegal paid $130 to 'rent' boy to cross border as family
- Mayor Pete wants to debate Trump on gay marriage, even though Trump is for gay marriage
- Woman marries herself
- More TN teachers stage 'sick-out'
- Uber and Lyft drivers to strike in NY
- Hilarious! Bezos' newspaper busts Amazon for spying on you
- Starbucks cup spotted in Game of Thrones scene
- Woman shows up at CIA wanting to see 'Agent Penis'
Friday, May 3, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Friday May 3, 2019
- Jobs surge, unemployment drops further, wages up
- Hispanic unemployment hits a new record low
- Unemployment rate for women best since 1953
- Trump hits new high in economic approval
- Meanwhile over at communism's house: NoKo cuts food rations to record low
- Trump talks to Putin about Mueller report
- Sen. Graham gives Mueller the chance to correct Barr's testimony
- Biden brags about his time in 'the hood'
- CNN poll: Beto beats Trump by 10 points
- Journalism institute tries to blacklist conservative news outlets
- Christian persecution at near record levels
- Alabama rep. says DJTJ's mother should've aborted him
- Needle drop box installed in front of school
- Mohammed number one name for baby boys in Berlin
- Couple caught having sex in front of police station
- Diet drinks don't translate to low-calorie lifestyle
Thursday, May 2, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 2, 2019
- FBI set up Papadopoulos in London
- San Fran Nan accuses Barr of lying to Congress
- Idiot Steve Cohen eats chicken in hearing to mock Barr
- Facebook purges 'dangerous' websites from its platform
- Racists texts surface from TN Speaker Casada's chief of staff
- Casada responds
- Students demand removal of Thomas Jefferson statue
- High school may erase mural of Washington, says it 'traumatizes students'
- FDA: Sleeping pills may be putting your life in danger
- Buzz Aldrin: Time to plot migration to Mars
- Church of Scientology cruise ship quarantined after case of measles
- Lunch lady accused of shooting students with BB gun
- Man busted after Geek Squad finds kiddie porn on computer
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 1, 2019
- Mueller Report: Special counsel did not inspect DNC servers
- Barr dismisses 'snitty' Mueller complaint letter
- BSNBC interrupts Sen. Graham's statement to claim he's lying, which he was not
- Barr will not back off using the term 'spying' by FBI
- Private sector jobs surge in April
- NY Times editorial board blames Trump for publishing antisemitic cartoon
- Border Patrol releasing thousands who were exposed to disease
- Finally! DHS to start DNA testing to prove family connections
- TN school voucher bill headed to guv for signature
- Prosecutors investigating more parents in college admission scandal
- CNN rating plummet in April
- Alec Baldwin let's slip 'flyover country' to describe the little people not living in LA and NYC
- Assange gets 50 weeks in jail for bail breach
- Maine bans Styrofoam cups
- Study: Eating more rice could protect you from obesity
- Obesity overtaking smoking as leading cause of cancer
- Denver might give homeless the right to camp anywhere they like
- Transgender female—who is biologically a male—shatters women's weightlifting records
- Black professor says 'whiteness is terrorism'
- Florida teens lost at sea pray for rescue, get picked up by 'The Amen'
- Crazy 'doggy' rams bartender with car after being told he can't bring dog into bar
- Guest: Bill Pascoe from Tea Party Patriots on the Barr testimony, Trump's 2020 re-election campaign, 2020 Dem wannabes, and Anvil Joe