Daily Show Prep - Friday January 31, 2020

• Murkowski a no vote on witnesses
• Three ways the end of the impeachment trial could play out
• Schumer: U.S. headed toward biggest coverup since Watergate
• New Bolton book leaks tell nothing new
• Trump administration declares health emergency over coronavirus
• Trump bans travel from China to America by Chinese nationals
• Trump restricts travel from Nigeria and five other countries
• Shots fired after a driver rams Mar-a-Lago gate
• Rep. Jayapal working to confirm CBP directive to vet American Iranian travelers
• Bloomberg spent more than $188 million in fourth quarter
• Brexit is finally here
• Stacey Abrams says Taylor Swift has inspired Americans to 'fight for our democracy'
• Swift calls Marsha Blackburn 'Trump in a wig' in new documentary
• Another horrible sports deal for Nashville
• UC-Berkeley law school removes 'racist' name from building

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 30, 2020

• Roberts refuses to read Sen. Paul's question...again
• Paul left the Senate chamber
• Read Rand Paul's question
• Then Rand Paul's question gets asked, Schiff refuses to answer
• White House has issued formal threat to Bolton
• Pastor: Jesus would've 'beat the crap' out of Bolton
• Carter Page sues DNC over Steele dossier
• Hillary refuses to be served in Tulsi's lawsuit
• Mayor Pete draws fire for 'heartland' tweet as racist dog whistle
• Sen. Cotton says coronavirus much worse than Chinese admit
• Italian cruise ship quarantined over fear of coronavirus on board
• Liz Warren made millions through rewriting bankruptcy laws
• Trump supporter and 49ers DE named Pepsi Rookie of the Year
• House infrastructure plan would provide broadband to '100 percent' of the country
• iPhone back on top
• Greta wants to trademark her name
• More gender-inclusive emojis coming to your phone
• PETA wants Punxsutawney Phil to be replaced with AI

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 29, 2020

• Trump lashes out at Bolton
• Rand Paul not allowed to ask question about origins of House impeachment
• GOP senators now believe they have the votes to block witnesses
• Suspects in $7 million fentanyl ring released without bail under NY's new drug law
• Bill aims to reverse guv's refugee resettlement decision
• Republican wins special election congressional seat in Houston suburbs
• CNN excludes last woman of color from Dem town halls
• Tom Steyer endorses reparations
• TX poll a warning sign for Anvil Joe
• Medicare for All is a loser in battleground states
• Warren's climate policy is an environmental disaster
• She proposes criminal penalties for spreading voting disinformation online
• TN rep proposes bill to label CNN, WashPo 'fake news'
• Trump's support among black voters has doubled since last year
• Coronavirus may be spread by touching contaminated surfaces
• Thirty-three new Ga. state troopers fired for cheating on test

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 28, 2020

• Two senators request Barr declassify four footnotes in Horowitz report
• Graham says there will be 51 votes to call witnesses
• McConnell admits he now doesn't have the votes to stop witnesses
• BernMe staffer: 'After we abolish landlords, we don't have to kill them'
• Actual drinks on the menu at Trump rally in NJ
• There's still no travel ban from China
• Hillary feels the 'urge' to run against Trump
• Julian Assange faces extradition hearing in UK
• ICE removes Columbian national wanted in Spain for drug trafficking
• West Virginia extends 158-year-old invitation to Virginia counties to join the state
• Even fonts are perceived as liberal or conservative
• Drag queens will be featured for first time in Super Bowl ad
• Man bought Rolex in 1974 for $345, it's now worth over $500,000

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 27, 2020

• Trump says he never told Bolton Ukraine aid was tied to investigations
• Fingers pointed in case of who leaked Bolton book
• There's really nothing new in Bolton 'bombshell'
• Sen. Hawley: If the Dems call witnesses we'll call Schiff, the Bidens, and the whistleblower
• Hunter Biden is cruising around Beverly Hills in a sports car during impeachment trial
• Hunter agrees to pay child support to Arkansas stripper
• Fox News ratings spike first day of Trump defense
• ICE arrests two more felons in NY after being released by the city
• SCOTUS allows Trump rule to move forward that makes it more difficult for illegals on public assistance to gain legal status
• FBI investigating claims that Ilhan Omar married her brother
• Biden says Trump 'worst possible person' to deal with coronavirus outbreak
• Actress tweets Kobe Bryant was a rapist just hours after his death
• WashPo suspends reporter after Kobe rape tweets
• Sen. Brown wants answers in iHeart's mass layoffs
• Prince Charles took 3 private planes and a helicopter to meet Greta Thunberg about climate change
• SD bill would make it illegal to offer sex transition drugs, services to anyone 16 and under
• John Rich upset about Lipscomb Academy's PC BS
• Nashville set record for tourism in 2019
• Man in court on pot charges lights up joint in front of judge

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 24, 2020

• Trump's defense lawyers will not get to present their case until Saturday
• Trump's lawyers are poised to demolish the Dem's case
• Graham says he would oppose compelling Hunter Biden to testify
• News media go nuts over surfaced 'Take her out' comments by Trump about Yovanovitch
• Pompeo goes off on NPR host after interview in private
• BernMe is surging everywhere
• Gore claims 'climate crisis' is worse than 9/11, the battles of WW2, and Thermopylae combined
• Greta bites back at Mnuchin
• 2nd chi-mo dies after being beaten in prison with a cane
• CDC actually did a study on the benefits of puberty blockers
• France confirms 2 cases of Wuhan flu
• Second case confirmed in U.S.
• College student quarantined in Texas
• New York City bans cashless businesses
• Soros pledges $1 billion to global university network to promote liberalism
• Trump releases new Space Force logo and it looks like Starfleet Command from Star Trek
• Tinder adds a panic button
• Elderly NY woman survives 7-story fall from apartment

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 23, 2020

• FISA court says 2 warrants against Carter Page were 'not valid'
• This is what passes for 'fireworks' at the impeachment trial
• Trump: Obama withheld foreign aid too
• Schumer blasts Fox News
• Graham pushes back on supposed 'debunked' Biden/Ukraine corruption
• What we know about the coronavirus
• Dust in your home could be spreading a superbug
• U.S. government says foreign journalists like Assange are not protected by first amendment
• 'Doomsday' clock clicks closer to midnight
• Feminist writer says men who refuse to date 'woke' women contribute to radicalizing terrorists
• Get the recipe for Phil's Im-peach-mint Julep

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 22, 2020

• Senators are reportedly working on a Bolton-Biden witness agreement
• Senators bring 'contraband' to impeachment trial
• Rand Paul invites Trump to the impeachment trial
• Flashback: Obama broke law according to GAO
• Tulsi sues Hillary for defamation
• Trump administration cracks down on 'birth tourism'
• TN senators introduce bill to raise state minimum wage to $15
• CNN story on recalled surgical gowns purposely omits the fact they were made in China
• An honest news outlet tells you the gowns were made in China
• Chinese city at epicenter of coronavirus outbreak shutting down public transit
• Good Samaritan finds $27,000 in cash and turns it in
• Mr. Peanut is dead at 104

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 21, 2020

• Republicans change impeachment trial rules to avoid 'dark of night' proceedings
• John Solomon says Biden memo tries to scare reporters away from Ukraine scandal
• Trump confirms plan to expand travel ban
• Giuliani says he was 'misled' by Lev Parnas
• BernMe dismisses Hillary's comments that nobody likes him
• Iowa police investigate yard display depicting a figure gunning down a snowman wearing BernMe gear
• AOC says Democrat Party is 'center-conservative party'
• AOC: 'We don't want billionaires' money as much as we want your power'
• CDC says coronavirus that has killed 6 in China is here
• Man lives in Washington State
• Mueller's friends think something happened to him during Russia investigation
• Google whistleblower makes cryptic claim after wife's fatal car accident
• Utah teen arrested after killing four members of his family
• World leaders bow to Greta at Davos
• Environmentalist urges people to have fewer children
• Swiss police stopped alleged plot in Davos by Russians
• Avenatti held in El Chapo's jail cell
• Illegal alien claims his murder confession was due to sleep deprivation
• Crony capitalists decry Trump getting too many people off food stamps
• Oregon State putting feminine hygiene products in men's room
• CMT announces equal play for men and women
• Betting site allows you to vote on political ads
• Mutant goat with human face worshipped as a god in India

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 17, 2020

• Dershowitz, Starr join Trump defense team
• Pompeo to investigate allegations of spying on Yovanovitch
• NY Times runs cover for Comey
• Iraqis capture ISIS terrorist dubbed 'Jabba the Jihadi'
• Trump warns Iran's supreme leader to be careful with his words
• Trump welcomes LSU to the White House
• Nit-picky Roll Call splits hair on economy with Larry Kudlow
• Putin may be losing his grip on power
• What's up with the Manu Raju/Sen. McSally
• Former GOP congressman gets 2 years in jail for insider trading
• Trump announces plans to roll back Michelle Obama's school lunch standards
• Tulsi challenged to push-up contest and wins...in heels
• Dem congressman calls for hearing on Astros cheating scandal
• Grammy CEO placed on administrative leave over her alleged misconduct
• The Iranian factory that makes American flags to burn
• Owner of chicken mauled to death awarded large payout because bird was trained actor
• Rapper Pop Smoke arrested for transporting Rolls across state lines

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 16, 2020

• GAO accuses White House budget office of breaking the law
• Republicans rail on San Fran Nan for gifting impeachment pens
• Trump says he doesn't know Lev Parnas
• Rand Paul threatens weak-kneed Republicans with witness vote
• Homelessness #1 issue in 2020 for California voters
• Odell Beckham wanted for simple assault for slapping a cop's butt
• Amtrak wants to connect Nashville to Atlanta
• Meghan waits for Prince Harry in Canada
• iHeart rehires some fired employees after public backlash
• Guest: Former mayor of Shiloh in Israel David Rubin talks about Iran and the nuke

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 15, 2020

• China, U.S. sign 'phase one' trade deal
• House votes to send impeachment articles to Senate
• Trump lashes out at 'con job' after House impeachment managers announced
• E-mail reveals Comey tried to hide the fact Trump dossier wasn't corroborated 
• Flynn seeks to withdraw guilty plea
• Judicial Watch releases list of journalists rogue Ukrainian ambassador allegedly targeted
• CNN sides with Liz in Warren/BernMe feud over sexist remarks
• Michael Moore sides with BernMe
• Tense moment between Warren and BernMe after debate
• Creepy porn lawyer arrested again
• Cardi B tweeted she's for the right to 'bare' arms
• Bearded men are more attractive to women, unless...
• Spanish chemical plant explosion kills man 2 miles away
• UK Human Rights commish: Facial expressions in a pub can be workplace harassment
• Equal opportunity group blasts NFL's 'abysmal' minority hiring record
• Christian school expels girl over rainbow shirt and birthday cake

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 14, 2020

• Bombshell link between supposed Burisma hackers and DNC
• Pundits go nuts over Russian hacking story
• House Dems threaten to subpoena Pompeo over Soleimani strike
• Iran reportedly will sue U.S. over Soleimani killing
• House Dems release new 'smoking gun' documents from Rudy's associate
• Rupert Murdoch's son lashing out at his father over how Fox News covers 'climate crisis'
• Idiot 'scientist' claims oceans heating up at rate of 5 Hiroshima nukes every second
• BernMe campaign worker: BernMe's free education is about re-educating the Trump Nazis
• 92-year-old sexually abused and murdered by illegal alien after NY refused to hand him over to ICE
• Judicial Watch forces federal court to order hearing on Awan brothers scandal
• Police search for person who tried to blow up truck at Vanderbilt
• Vince Vaughn gets social media backlash for talking to Trump at football game
• TN state senate passes bill allowing adoption agencies to deny GBLT couples
• DOJ declines to prosecute high-ranking FBI man who leaked to media
• Shepherd Smith talking to BSNBC
• Guest: David Bahnsen on his book Elizabeth Warren: How Her Presidency Would Destroy the Middle Class and the American Dream

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 13, 2020

• Phil Valentine's 'I'm Calling Bovine Scatology' podcast debuts
• NY Times claims Russians hacked Burisma looking for dirt on Biden
• Iran's only female Olympic medalist has defected
• Iranian protesters refuse to trample American and Israeli flags
• Pelosi refuses to acknowledge that protests in Iran have anything to do with Trump
• Schumer plans to 'squeeze' GOP on trial votes
• What happens next on impeachment?
• Russians reportedly hack Burisma
• Illegal alien accused of sexually abusing 13-year-old girl
• Biden tops new Iowa poll
• Cory Booger is out
• Obama campaign manager: Trump wants BernMe
• Warren and BernMe feud ahead of Iowa
• AG Barr: Shooting at FL naval base was terrorism
• AOC, enemy of big money, starts political action committee
• She mourns Dow surge
• No female directors nominated for Oscars this year
• Gay city councilman calls police on mother who complained about Drag Queen event
• Convicted sex offender 'identifies' as an 8-year-old girl
• Pope Benedict breaks with Pope Francis on celibacy
• 'Jeopardy!' criticized for saying Church of the Nativity is in Israel
• Vanderbilt strives for 'zero waste' by 2030
• Prince Harry and Meghan want to live in America, but only after Trump is gone
• Kroger employee arrested for choking coworker

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 10, 2020

• Pelosi finally sends articles of impeachment to Senate
• News media take to calling Iranian extremists 'conservative'
• Dem contradicts Pompeo on 'imminent threat'
• Trump convinced Soleimani was targeting four embassies
• Trump's average unemployment rate lowest in recorded history
• Chicago declined more than 1,000 ICE detainers in 2019
• Marianne Williamson drops out of race
• BernMe takes the lead in the latest Iowa poll
• Greta slams 'older generations' for inaction on climate change
• 'Joker' actor slams meat and dairy industry on climate change after flying across the country to give a 2-minute speech
• Russian ship 'aggressively approached' a U.S. Navy destroyer
• Army vet has prosthetic legs repossessed after VA refuses to pay for them
• AOC not paying her 'fair share' to the DCCC
• Poll: Majority support tax hike on rich
• Teen interning at NASA discovers new planet

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 9, 2020

• House passes war powers resolution
• Iran accidentally shot down Ukrainian airliner
• Mayor Pete suggests it's Trump's fault
• Trump says Soleimani was plotting to blow up our embassy
• Rep. Mo Brooks says officials withheld intel due to concern over leaks
• Chris Matthews calls Soleimani 'beloved hero of the Iranian people'
• Pelosi on impeachment articles: 'I'll send them over when I'm ready'
• McConnell signs on to Hawley resolution allowing vote on dismissal of impeachment articles
• Libs attempt to short-circuit Dem election meddling scandal by going after AG Barr
• Surveillance video of Jeffrey Epstein's cell during first suicide attempt was destroyed, prosecutors say
• VT bill would ban cellphone use for anyone under 21
• ICE removes convicted double murderer to Belgium
• John Nolte: Chick-fil-A sold its soul to the gay mafia

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 8, 2020

• Two rockets explode near U.S. embassy in Baghdad, no casualties
• Trump to Iran: No nukes, no more terrorism
• Foreign policy expert says Iran move is win for Trump
• BSNBC airs baseless Iranian claims of dead American soldiers
• U.S. was aware missiles were coming
• Oil prices fall sharply
• Fmr. CIA Officer:Yes, there are Iranian sleeper cells in the U.S.
• Bret Baier: Trump 'does not get credit when things go right'
• Rep. Hurd: Iran is not a victim
• More Senate Dems are calling on Pelosi to send over the articles of impeachment
• Only 12 percent of Americans think Trump will be removed from office
• Army warns of fake draft text messages
• TN bill would require student athletes to compete based on biological sex
• First person to obtain legal designation 'non-binary' wants his old sex back
• Climate disaster predictions of last decade never materialized
• Another person dies from vaping pot
• Pictures surface of Bill Clinton/Prince Andrew with Epstein sex slave
• IL, CA, NY may lose congressional seats after 2020 census
• Va. Dem bill would make it a felony to have a magazine with more than 10 rounds
• TN offers 12 weeks of paid family leave to state employees
• Scooter-related injuries spike
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on Iran and his new book called Privileged Victims

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 7, 2020

• U.S. airbase in Iraq hit by rockets
• Iran is considering 13 'revenge scenarios'
• Biden confuses Iraq with Iran
• U.S. believes Iran will try to kill on of its commanders
• Defense Sec.: We're not looking for a war, but we'll finish one
• U.S. Air Force launches show of strength
• McConnell says he has votes to adopt Clinton rules for impeachment
• GOP senators introduce bill to dismiss impeachment charges
• Republicans have active investigation into whistleblower IG
• Nashville council considering $50 fine for idling more than 3 minutes
• Trump and Bloomberg face off in dueling multi-million dollar Super Bowl ads
• 'Orange is New Black' star giving up green card, moving back to Australia to fight 'climate war'
• 183 arrested in Australia on arson charges
• CNN agrees to settle lawsuit with Covington Catholic student
• 'Saved by the Bell' reboot features transgender teen
• 2 men accused  of gluing winner numbers on lottery ticket
• Guest: Mark Geist, co-author of '13 Hours' compares and contrasts Baghdad to Benghazi

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 6, 2020

• Soleimani's top-10 atrocities
• Pompeo: U.S. may target more Iranian leaders if they retaliate
• Trump threatens sanctions on Iraq if they make us leave
• Three Americans killed in Kenya terror attack
• Former Titan Haynesworth posts meme encouraging Iran to bomb White House
• Iranian-American complains about being detained for 5 hours at Canadian border
• John Bolton says he'll testify in impeachment trial if subpoenaed
• Anvil Joe admits Obama lied about Obamacare
• AOC on Biden: 'In any other country' we would 'not be in the same party'
• Illegal arrested for rape of a 6-year-old girl
• Maduro pulls of coup of legislature seizing absolute power in Venezuela
• California's anti-gig law backfires
• Human Ken doll comes out as transgender, now identifies with Barbie
• 'Valentine Show' hits Power 50 of most-streamed talk shows

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 3, 2020

• 3,000 more troops headed to Middle East
• Trump accuses Soleimani of plotting imminent attacks
• Omar threatens to 'step in and stop' Trump following Soleimani killing
• Tlaib slams Trump for killing terrorist
• Dems whine they were kept in the dark
• Pelosi demands immediate briefing
• McConnell: Iran's master terrorist is dead
• Iran protesters chant 'Death to America'
• TN law would require certain sex offenders to undergo chemical castration
• Public health groups say Trump's vape ban doesn't go far enough

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 2, 2020

• Reddit user bragged about murder of 11 Trump supporters in nursing home
• Sen. Hawley to introduce legislation to dismiss impeachment articles
• Libs think they've found smoking quid pro quo gun in unredacted e-mails
• Mark Meadows says joining impeachment team is a possibility
• Obama official blames 'Trump's failed policy toward Iran'
• BernMe reneges on releasing medical records
• Ron Howard: Hollywood sees Trump as 'morally bankrupt egomaniac'
• LWM try to draw parallels between Baghdad and Benghazi
• Jewish man attacked by two black women in Brooklyn
• Judge decides hospital can kill 11-month-old against wishes of family
• Chicken Express employee sent home for refusing to remove her hijab
• Golden Globes meals going meatless to save the planet
• Demetria Kalodimos settles with WSMV
• Can you text in TN at a red light?
• Yawn: Julian Castro drops out of the presidential race
• The Guardian: This decade belonged to China, so will the next one
• U.S. military bans soldiers from using China-owned TikTok
• 'Jesus candy' spotted at Air Force base, atheists lose their minds
• U-Haul will no longer hire employees who use nicotine
• Pope Francis apologizes for slapping woman's hand
• Man who used 'affluenza' defense in deadly DUI crash arrested again
• Transgender 'man' gives birth
• Woman busted with stash of meth in container marked 'dope'
• Nashville New Year's Eve partygoers claim rip-off