Daily Show Prep - Monday June 8, 2015

• Ralph Nader: Hillary use military to 'overcompensate for gender'
• Sheriff Joe: Dems are using illegals for votes
• NRA: Gun blogs threatened by new Obama regulation
• Syrian Electronic Army takes credit for hack of Army website
• Pam Geller's group rolls out billboards with Muhammad cartoons
• Republican insurrection: No Obamatrade vote until the public gets the full text
• Researchers claim to have cracked the code on happiness
• Study: Creativity and psychosis share a common genetic source
• McDonald's revenue continues to slip
• Pope says Internet bad for the soul
• Penn State frat expels 38 members over Facebook controversy
• Mattress girl is now wearing the mattress on her back
• Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on the link between Boko Haram and the Clinton Foundation
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Judge Willie Stroker

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 29, 2015

• Economy shrank in the first quarter of 2015
• NSA will not destroy phone record data
• Most Democrats think illegals should be able to vote!
• Iranians, North Koreans working on nuclear warheads
• 26 people treated after Army's accidental anthrax shipment
• Hundreds expected at Mohammad cartoon contest
• Pelosi: The Clintons will have to answer for their foundation
• ISIS threatens contest
• DC Metro blocks Muhammad cartoon ad
• Christians behead jihadists in Syria in revenge for killings
• Spy pigeon jailed in India
• Expert of the Day: Monica Crowley on the Pope and climate change

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 28, 2015

• Declassified documents: Hillary aided the rise of ISIS
• Blumenthal earned 10-grand a month as employee of Clinton Foundation
• Baltimore gets what it deserves: Police pull back, crime soars
• Baltimore riots will cost taxpayers at least $20 million
• 'Obamaphones' might be expanded to 'Obamanet'
• FBI launches probe into theft of taxpayer information
• Bernie Sanders said women fantasize about being gang-raped
• Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore wants Ruth Vader Ginsburg impeached
• Obama's amnesty may be in limbo until just before he leaves office
• ICE still releasing criminal illegal aliens at rapid pace
• Bring on the RINOs: Pataki jumps into the 2016 presidential race
• Putin slams US for meddling in FIFA affairs
• Study predicts decades of global cooling ahead
• Sen. Inhofe on EPA's unprecedented land grab: 'I will not allow it'
• 'White privilege' training hurting black students
• Welfare bus goes to neighborhoods with taxpayer-funded meals
• Another ISIS-esque toppling of a statue on a U.S. college campus
• Police arrest man for meditating in the nude at Florida bus stop
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Shiwanah Bangham

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 27, 2015

• Court orders Clinton e-mail release every 30 days
• Rand Paul says ISIS exists because of Republican hawks
• Bobby Jindal says Rand Paul 'unsuited to be commander-in-chief'
• College removes statue of missionary prayer over Indian after complaints
• Rick Santorum jumps into 2016 presidential race
• Live anthrax inadvertently shipped across the country
• Ferguson Protesters protesting over not getting paid
• Michelle Obama: Global warming is the new civil rights movement
• Big deal? FIFA gave to Clinton Foundation
• Classic: Hillary backer Larry Flynt admits to paying women less because they're 'sexual objects'
• Cop fired for posing with suspect as a killed deer
• McDonald's to stop reporting sales figures
• Woman stabbed in the eye at BBQ for taking the last rib
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dick Finger

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 26, 2015

• Appeals court blocks Obama's amnesty
• US-China war 'inevitable' unless we let them have their way in South China Sea
• IRS hacked, thieves stole info from 100,000
• 10 highest paid CEOs
• Cop in New Orleans shot dead in his car
• Shootings spike in Baltimore
• Judge orders union thugs to stop threatening violence against opponents
• Washington Post journalist goes on trial in Iran on spy charges
• Sponsors running from the Duggars
• Islamic preacher says men who masturbate will get their hands pregnant
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Brownie Shytles

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 22, 2015

• What's up with all the secrecy around this trade bill?
• Global warming? Freeze warning for Northeast
• Iran threatens Israel with 80,000 rockets
• ISIS close to buying nukes from Pakistan
• FBI admits no major terrorist cases cracked with NSA snooping powers
• Scott Walker promises pre-emptive strikes against terrorists if he's president
• Hillary forgets where she is. Wish we could.
• Sen. Burr introduces compromise on domestic spying
• Unemployment rate drops more for foreign workers
• 5.4 earthquake hits Vegas
• Conclusion-jumpers protest shooting of black suspects by white cop
• Suicide bomber blows himself inside a Saudi mosque
• Forbes Mag: Net neutrality won't stand up in court
• Josh Duggar of '19 Kids and Counting' admits he molested girls as teenager
• Study: Meditation can trigger mania, depression and psychosis
• Racist Boston U professor was arrested for setting up fake sex profile on porn site
• Flickr faces complaints over offensive photo auto-tagging
• Video: Students think John Boehner should be held responsible for Deflategate
• Verbal abuse against sheep was actually investigated
• Robert De Niro tells graduates: 'You're f@*ked'
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Harold Ballitch II

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 21, 2015

• Six Baltimore police officers indicted by a grand jury in the death of Freddie Gray
• Obama leaves Iraq, Syria twisting in the wind
• Gen. Jack Keane: 'We are not only failing, we are, in fact, losing this war'
• Hillary got e-mail that Benghazi attack was premeditated terrorism
• Rand Paul 'filibusters' over NSA snooping
• NSA planned to hijack Google app store to hack smartphones
• Obama tells Coast Guard grads climate change threaten 
• The replacement of tech workers with foreign replacements continues
• More rate hikes for Obamacare
• Boy Scouts president calls for end on ban for gay scoutmasters
• 'Mattress girl' at Columbia has 'highly selective' in her interpretation of events
• Rutgers professor: Waco biker shooting reaction reflects white privilege
• Teamsters spend big on politics, cut pensions
• This is the new logo the state of TN paid $46k for
• California university hosts special graduation party for illegals
• Whistleblower says DHS failed to revoke amnesty for illegal child molester
• More stories of WiFi sickness
• Man upset over delayed flight strips naked at airport
• Kevin Jackson, author 'Race Pimping'
• Fox Bidness reporter goes off on 'Millennials'
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Uranius Johnson
• Expert of the Day: Scott McEwen, co-author of 'American Sniper' with Chris Kyle