Daily Show Prep - Friday August 18, 2017

• Corey the Antifa nut threatens Phil on the air
• Bannon is out
• Newt says Trump presidency in trouble without 'serious changes'
• Think Tank: Trump 'just six Senate votes from impeachment'
• Antifa leader says violence against the far right 'not a crime'
• Mainstream conservative groups alarmed to be found on 'hate map'
• Man pepper-sprays 'Soldiers Reunion Parade'
• Tensions grow inside ALCU for defending white supremacists
• Congressman will consult Trump before going public with Assange info
• Calexit is back
• Guest: Dan Gainor from Newsbusters on the violent alt-left
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from RedAlertPolitics.com on Trump, Antifa, and Bannon

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 17, 2017

• Dead and injured in Barcelona terrorist attack
• CIA warned Spain that Las Ramblas was a target two months ago
• Wolf Blitzer wonders if Barcelona attack was Charlottesville copycat
• Congressman meets with Assange who says he has proof the Russians didn't hack
• Trump attacks removal of Confederate statues
• Vandals deface statue of Robert E. Lee at Duke
• They're even torching Lincoln!
• Black Lives Matter Nazis want to criminalize Confederate imagery
• Idiot Rep. Cohen introduces articles of impeachment against Trump over Charlottesville
• Missouri state senator investigate by Secret Service for Trump threat
• Spotify bans 'white power' music
• Yale censors 'hostile' historic artwork
• Woman who destroyed Confederate statue is pro-NoKo Marxist
• NYC to outlaw distracted walking
• PETA has to pay $49,000 for stealing and killing family dog
• Scientists create immortal robot with self-healing 'flesh'
• Office worker gets 3.5 years for poisoning coworkers' coffee with Windex
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner says Noam Chomsky believes Antifa is a major gift to the right

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 16, 2017

• Confidence in Trump economy nearly doubles
• Trump right! Police say both sides showed up for a fight
• Black conservative attacked by Antifa thugs at vigil
• Shep Smith says he can't find Republicans who defend Trump
• Finally some conservatives coming to Trump's defense
• Missouri GOP praises Trump
• Networks spend 77 percent of time on Trump press conference
• Hope Hicks to become interim WH communications director
• NFL comish defends anthem-sitters
• Pence stands with the president
• Michael Moore likens Trump supporters to enablers of rapists
• Jeff Flake and primary challenger diverge on Trump/Charlottesville issue
• Lindsey Grahamnesty to Trump: 'Your words are dividing Americans'
• Confederate statues in Baltimore taken down
• Here we go: Chicago pastor wants George Washington statue gone
• Al Sharpton puts Jefferson Memorial on notice
• Meanwhile, ESPN airs fantasy auction of Odell Beckham, Jr.
• Trump ends manufacturing council after CEOs run for the hills
• Roy Moore/Luther Strange head for runoff in AL senate primary
• Lil Kim executes record number of NoKos who don't think he's a god
• LA to pay homeowners to house homeless
• American Bar Association passes resolution allowing illegals to practice law
• $1 increase in minimum wage would cost thousands of jobs
• Daniel Craig back one last time as Bond
• NY schools to install bully detectors
• Woman dies of shock after naked intruder jumps into bed with her
• Expert of the Day: Adam Michel from the Heritage Foundation on tax reform for jobs and investment

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 15, 2017

• NoKo backs down on Guam attack
• DOJ going after Trump resistance site
• Video shows Antifa idiots attacking Nazi idiots in Charlottesville
• BernMe Sanders holds Trump responsible for Charlottesville
• Sanders to introduce 'Medicare for all'
• White House calls CBO report on Obamacare payments 'flawed'
• Va. guv blames ACLU for Charlottesville, and he has a point
• Dem gubernatorial candidate wants to erase Stone Mountain Confederates
• Md. guv orders removal of statue honoring author of Dred Scott decision
• Predominately black Dallas group forms to protect monuments
• Lincoln Memoria vandalized
• How Obama handled the murder of police officers by black nationalist
• U.S. oil drillers keep pressure on OPEC with record shale output
• Bannon could be gone by end of week
• University to host blacks-only orientation
• Just FYI: There's another total eclipse in 7 years
• Kid Rock may not be able to use his stage name on ballot
• Hillary's pastor plagiarized prayer at heart of his book
• Arrest warrant issued for man having sex with a fence
• Costco owes Tiffany $19 mil for selling fake rings
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root on Charlottesville

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 14, 2017

• Trump condemns KKK, Neo-Nazis as 'thugs'
• Cities cave, vow to remove Confederate monuments
• Some Confederate monuments aren't budging
• Google and GoDaddy ban Neo-Nazi site from the Internet
• China hands Trump a win on NoKo crisis
• Al Gore is confused about the nature of truth itself
• Canada has a sanctuary crisis
• Trump 'seriously considering' a pardon for Sheriff Joe
• Amazon issues refunds for eclipse glasses
• Taylor Swift no longer defendant in lawsuit
• 16-year-old running for governor of Kansas
• Guest: Michael Saltsman says the Fight for $15 movement is losing steam
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from Red Alert Politics says the lesson of Charlottesville for leaders is to be specific, be consistent

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 11, 2017

• Trump: We're 'locked and loaded'
• NoKo says it can 'reduce U.S. to ashes'
• China will stay out of it if NoKo shoots first
• Guam tells its citizens how to survive a nuclear attack
• Why some ex-spies aren't buying the Russia story
• Transgender service members file suit against Trump
• Corporate America having it's best earnings season in 13 years
• Republican senators rally around McConnell after Trump attacks
• Senate Conservative Fund wants McConnell out
• Judge blocks Texas' attempt to ban sanctuary cities
• FBI busts aerospace employee trying to sell DEA intelligence to drug cartels
• La. guv declares state of emergency over NOLA flooding concerns
• OPEC pumps more oil despite vow to cut production
• Proctor & Gamble gambles with 'The Talk' ad
• Petition to boycott P&G
• Washington Examiner doesn't understand Trump's humor regarding Russia
• Jeffrey Lord explains the so-called 'Nazi salute' tweet
• Microaggression alert: All monuments to white men and women
• Eclipse will make animals act strangely
• Crazy woman kills her kids and her husband's girlfriend before killing herself
• Japanese company is selling bikini 'crotch charms'
• Expert of the Day: David Drucker from the Washington Examiner about the feud between Trump and McConnell

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 10, 2017

• NoKos raise fists in defiance of Trump
• Japan ready to protect Guam
• Lib media freak that Trump has nuke codes
• Susan Rice says we need to 'tolerate' a nuclear NoKo
• Obama knew about NoKo's miniaturized nukes
• Flashback: Mueller and Comey bungled anthrax case, had to pay out $5.82 million
• Another tech titan backs universal basic income
• Va. college student gets just 100 days in jail for 18 counts of voter fraud
• Ashley Judd calls out 'everyday sexism' after airport employee says 'hey, nice dress'
• Dozens of female employees accuse Google of gender discrimination
• Google engineer who wrote anti-diversity memo: 'They betrayed me'
• Al Gore slams BBC for engaging in climate change denial
• NY Times admits its front page story on climate change report was wrong
• Fines against 'polluters' down under Trump, CNN doesn't define 'polluters'
• Eric Bolling of Fox News sues HuffPo reporter for $50 million
• Couple burns candles to ward off evil spirits, burns apartment down
• Designer shocks with nude fashion show
• 'Weightism' is now a 'social justice issue'
• Why loneliness is more dangerous than obesity
• Wharton study says fewer immigrants will mean fewer jobs. What?
• Vegetarians twice as likely to be depressed
• Human Ken Doll: 'I'm not crazy'
• Taylor Swift in cheek-grabbing lawsuit with DJ