Daily Show Prep - Monday June 11, 2018

• Pompeo says Trump can offer NoKo security assurances unlike any in the past
• What to expect from Kim Jong Un
• Dennis Rodman arrives in Singapore
• Kim brings his own toilet
• Flashback: The LWM loved Clinton's NoKo deal
• De Niro is officially nuts, suffers from severe Trump Derangement Syndrome
• BSNBC host says she shouts De Niro's words in the shower
• Bill Maher wants a recession if it'll remove Trump from office
• Nunes gives DOJ until tomorrow to cough up documents on FBI informant
• Inside Obama's secret meetings with 2020 contenders
• Dems testing liberal messages for mid-terms
• SCOTUS: States can purge voter rolls of people who don't vote
• Trump administration drops asylum protection for domestic violence victims
• Commies upset over illegal alien suicide
• Bill Clinton: Norms of 'what you can do to someone against their will' have changed
• Wells Fargo joins other banks in banning purchases of cryptocurrencies on credit cards
• Farrakhan rants against 'Jewish power'
• Twitter CEO apologizes for eating Chick-fil-A
• Claim: Trump tore up a letter from Chuck Schumer
• Driver poops on another man in road rage
• Bourdain conspiracy: He was about to expose child sex ring
• More realistic theory, Bourdain didn't take doctor's advice on his depression
• Man who vanished from the Air Force in 1983 has been found with fake ID in Ca.
• Uber can tell if you're drunk by the way you hold your phone
• Fake pregnant man all the rage at London Men's Fashion Week
• PETA furious after trainer puts lipstick on a whale
• Passenger playing with sex doll causes emergency landing
• Why was Paul McCartney barefoot on the cover of 'Abbey Road'
• Expert of the Day: Dinesh D'Souza on his new movie that compares Trump to Lincoln and on his fresh pardon from Trump

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 8, 2018

• Macron turns on Trump
• McCain blasts Trump over G7 comment
• Another indictment for Manafort
• Chinese government hackers stole sensitive Navy undersea warfare plans
• Former CIA case officer found guilty of spying for China, could get life
• Anthony Bourdain found dead
• Krauthammer has weeks to live
• Trump presses the DOJ to not let the Awan boys off the hook
• BernMe claims his socialist ideas are winning
• Manufacturers demand that mayors stand up to climate lawsuits
• University prohibits 'harsh text messages'
• Trump: No White House invite for Warriors or Cavs
• Val Kilmer returning for 'Top Gun' sequel
• Study: 10 percent admit to checking phone during sex
• Expert of the Day: Andrew Egger from the Weekly Standard talks about the new Manafort indictment

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 7, 2018

• Support Phil by buying his new spy thriller
• Trump/Kim meeting 'all ready to go'
• Buffett says economy is feeling strong
• Paul Ryan: No evidence of collusion between Trump and the Russians
• Putin takes aim at West
• 'The Week' says Dems are blowing mid-terms
• Media are lying about what Sean Hannity said
• Utilities are lowering rates thanks to tax cuts
• Teamsters at UPS ready to strike
• Kaepernick expected to subpoena Trump in case against NFL
• Man kills home intruders with dreaded AK-47
• Illegal detained at army fort by ICE while delivering food
• White professor goes on rant about seeing white kids at Harlem restaurant
• Is your phone spying on you?
• Taxi drivers are killing themselves because of Uber
• Cancer patient given 3 months to live finds cure with experimental treatment
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann from the Washington Examiner says TN senate candidate Phil Bredesen has given nearly a half-million dollars to liberal Democrats

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 6, 2018

• Phil's new spy novel is now up on Amazon!
• Blue wave? Depends on which races you look at.
• DOJ IG finds Comey defied authority as FBI director
• China buckles, offers Trump $70 billion to stop trade war
• The economy's so hot we have more job openings than unemployed
• And CNN turns it around to insinuate we need the illegals for the jobs
• Obama sought to give Iran access to U.S. financial system defying sanctions
• Sen. Corker introduces bill to stop Trump tariffs
• Man kneels during anthem at 'Celebration of America' event
• Jessica Chastain emerges as leader of gender equality in Hollywood
• DJTJ mocks Clinton over 'victim' remarks
• Jeb Bush urges House GOP to take up immigration before November
• CNBC all excited about Ivanka and some Russian weightlifter
• Trump commutes sentence for Kim Kardashian's friend
• CNN claims consumers aren't feeling the tax cuts with more spending…
• But looky here at this Reuters report from about three weeks ago
• Air Force cancels $24 million fridge for Air Force One
• 85 percent of junior Naval officers struggle with seamanship
• Non-drinkers more likely to miss work
• Expert of the Day: Howard Comen, private investigator and journalist, on gangs in America and how they're outgunning and out-high-teching the authorities

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 5, 2018

• Trump scraps Eagles WH visit to avoid low turnout
• Fox News apologizes for implying Eagles knelt during anthem
• LeBron says neither winner of NBA finals will go to White House
• Black voters think young blacks are better off under Trump than Obama by 2-1
• Starbucks CEO may run for president?
• Calls out Trump on polarizing politics
• Senate Republicans kill August recess
• Media obsessed with Scott Pruitt and the mattress
• Just as Uncle Phil predicted: Media go nuts over 'Missing Melania'
• Man sues CVS for blabbing to his wife about his Viagra prescription
• Fashion designer Kate Spade commits suicide
• De Blasio plans to diversify elite NYC magnet schools by scrapping admissions test
• Social Security has to reduce benefits by 2034 to survive
• Pranksters send SWAT team to Camera Hogg's house
• Miss America drops swimsuit competition, will no longer judge on looks
• Expert of the Day: Tom Rogan of the Washington Examiner says don't read too much into Kim Jong Un's supposed moderation of his regime

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 4, 2018

• SCOTUS backs cake baker in gay wedding argument
• In leaked letter Trump attorneys argue against testifying before Mueller
• Trump believed Flynn was no longer under investigation when he asked Comey to let it go
• Giuliani: Pardon probably has the power to pardon himself
• Even if Trump shot Comey he couldn't be indicted
• BernMe Sanders goes after Disney over 'living wages'
• Ca. city fights poverty with guaranteed income
• Nearly half of Bay Area residents want out
• Meanwhile, Jerry Brown wants to tax drinking water
• And it's now illegal to shower and do laundry on the same day
• ICE: NYC released 440 'dangerous' illegals
• Britain says militant Islamist threat to stay high and may rise
• New Italian government vows to create jobs, deport migrants
• Camera Hogg and cohorts plan summer-long crusade against guns
• Zuckerberg lied to congress, says Dem congressman
• New book: Obama wondered if he was 'too good' for America
• Samantha B lost advertisers over Ivanka attack
• Felon threatens carry permit holder with gun, doesn't end well for the felon
• Gas prices retreat, but for how long?
• Maxine Waters holds meet-and-greet, 10 people show up
• Prominent psychiatrist says 'demonic possession is real'
• FBI agent loses gun during dance floor backflip, accidentally shoots bar patron
• Expert of the Day: Joel Gehrke from the Washington Examiner talks about Mike Pompeo getting tough on China regarding Tiananmen Square

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 1, 2018

• Unemployment drops to 3.8 percent, black unemployment hits another historic low
• San Fran Nan doesn't think the job numbers are good news
• U.S. oil output jumps to record high
• NoKo summit is definitely back on
• Kim Jong un's aide arrives at White House to deliver letter
• Pope to meet with Big Oil about climate change
• CNN scare tactic: Trump's tariff could hurt red states that support him
• People are fleeing Silicon Valley
• ESPN warns anti-Trump hosts to be careful
• Fake Flint cops have been fooling real cops for years
• Chinese lasers can now eliminate aircraft
• Study: Global warming making kids dumber
• Plane makes emergency landing after man's BO makes passengers vomit
• Too much bad news can make you sick
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner about the misinformation coming from the media about Trump