Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 21, 2018

• SCOTUS says online retailers have to collect state sales tax
• NYU professor releases personal info on ICE employees, hopes it'll be 'useful'
• Mika and Morning Ho say they're ready to foster an illegal child
• Trump calls out Obama for 'inhumane' treatment of illegal kids
• 'Concentration camp' people react to Trump's detention centers, but they're actually Obama's
• Lawsuit photos show inhumane conditions for illegals during Obama's term in office
• Trump rips Mexico: 'Take our money, send drugs'
• House pushes back vote on immigration bill
• Smuggler abandons 6-year-old in desert
• CNN anchor stuns senator with detention question
• Melania makes surprise visit to border facility
• Dons jacket leaving Washington that read, 'I really don't care. Do U?'
• Time's cover shows Trump staring down an illegal child
• Hillary funding anti-Trump pro-illegals rallies
• OMG! ABC reports kids being held in rural locations! No-o-o-o-o!
• TN charged with threatening the president
• List of Trump's accomplishments so far
• NH guv saves citizens millions by vetoing solar subsidies
• Pastor shots and kills carjacker in Walmart parking lot
• A quarter of DC teachers are unlicensed
• Japanese worker punished for starting lunch 3 minutes early 
• Guest: Ryan Girdusky from the Washington Examiner discusses Mueller being the biggest obstacle for 9/11 families wanting to sue Saudi Arabia
• Expert of the Day: Hans von Spakovsky from the Heritage Foundation asks why no one's concerned about Americans in jail who have children put in foster care

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 20, 2018

• Trump signs executive order allowing joint detention
• Trump vows to stop illegal immigration
• Says we're not going to give aid to countries that send illegals to U.S.
• Obama cyber chief confirms he was ordered to 'stand down' investigation into Russian attacks on U.S. election in 2016
• Peter Fonda apologizes for vulgar tweet against Trump's son, deletes tweets
• Also says he's signing something soon to end family separation
• Possible DNA tests at border to verify parents
• Laura Ingraham faces backlash after saying detention facilities were 'essentially summer camps'
• Pope says Trump's immigration policy is 'immoral'
• Dems exploit children with House photo op
• Illegal confesses to killing prostitutes, dumping bodies in the street
• Thousands of illegals given DACA protection arrested for violent crimes
• Russian trolls are exploiting the family separation stories
• Antifa protesters shout at DHS secretary at DC restaurant
• Viral photo of Trump supposedly putting children in cages was a fake
• Mother separated from Down Syndrome daughter is a suspected smuggler
• Horrifying photos of Obama's illegal alien detention facilities
• Illegal Immigrant Song
• Peter Strzok escorted out of the FBI but still has a job
• Comey says Hillary still doesn't understand why she was under investigation
• Record optimism among U.S. manufacturers
• Disability applications plunge as economy strengthens
• Networks ignore predictions of 4 percent GDP growth
• Dozens of organizations considering lawsuits against Southern Poverty Law Center
• Voters have growing belief the Russians were actually helping Hillary
• Starbucks to close about 150 stores
• Chris Pratt's lesson to young people: God is real, learn to pray
• WHO says transgenders aren't mentally ill, but video game addicts are
• Professor: Learning math can cause 'collateral damage' to society
• Man arrested for trying to have sex with a car's tailpipe
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on Trump and the border issue

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 18, 2018

• Trump says U.S. will not become a 'migrant camp'
• The truth about what kinds of 'parents' are separated from their 'children'
• DHS Sec: Obama separated families too
• Poll: Majority of Republicans support separating families to deter illegal immigration
• U.S. government could be holding 30,000 illegal children by August
• Dem members of Congress stage publicity stunt at detention center
• Obama's immigration agencies separated children from parents too
• Obama's HHS placed migrant children in custody of human traffickers
• Members of Congress call for investigation of Planned Parenthood of sex trafficking allegations
• Justice IG looking into Comey leaks
• Trump creating 'Space Force' branch of the military
• Satisfaction with direction of the country at 12-year high
• Americans struggle to separate facts from opinion in LWM
• Terrified San Francisco tourists shocked by aggressive vagrants
• U.S. green house gas production drops for third straight year
• Southern Poverty Law Center pays out millions to group it wrongly labeled bigoted
• U. of Denver pushes female-only programs as male enrollment plummets
• Kim Jong Un more popular among Republicans than Pelosi
• 4 in 10 people have deleted social media accounts in past year over privacy concerns
• Man's burger receipt says, 'Please spit in it too'
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner about the blue wave hitting a red wall

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 15, 2018

• Phil Valentine's new spy novel is now out on audiobook
• FBI orders bias training for employees, even though they said there was no bias
• FBI sat on Weiner probe for almost a month in favor of Russia investigation
• More evidence of political bias
• And more
• The IG report didn't really say there was no bias
• Byron York: How political bias infected the Trump, Hillary probes
• Trump announces more tariffs on Chinese goods
• Sen. Alexander claims the tariffs are hurting a vacuum cleaner maker
• Lindsey Graham says he's working with Trump and if you don't like it "I don't give a sh**'
• Canadians boycott U.S. goods, cancel vacations
• Judge sends Manafort to jail pending trial
• Pelosi calls all people of faith hypocrites for not being outraged over treatment of illegals
• Morning Ho compares it to the Nazis
• Rep. Steve King says Republicans are considering forcing Paul RINO out early
• Key conservatives push for 'shield law' after seizure of reporter's records
• Taliban leader killed by U.S. drone
• Clapper claims Russia used a 'cut-out' to transfer DNC e-mails to Wikileaks
• Atlanta Fed estimates GDP growth at 4.8 percent
• DC and Maryland expand their emolument lawsuit against Trump
• Rand Paul's attacker to be sentenced
• College basketball star tweets 'White people have no culture'
• New rule for Netflix employees: No looking at anyone for more than 5 seconds
• LWM distort Trump's comment to Shinzo Abe about shipping Mexicans
• Clarinetist sues ex-girlfriend for deceitfully keeping him out of prestigious music school
• Idiot arrested for bringing meth to police station to be tested
• 14 percent of Americans have had sex at work
• 41 percent of Americans can't identify a car's engine when presented with a picture
• Expert of the Day: Travis Tritten of the Washington Examiner on John McCain slamming Trump for cancelling military exercises with SoKo

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 14, 2018

• IG Report: Comey deviated from FBI procedures in Hillary case, found no bias
• IG suggests Peter Strzok and Lisa Page conspired to prevent Trump from becoming president
• Comey didn't know Huma was married to Anthony Weiner? How is that possible?
• 'Foreign actors' accessed Hillary's e-mails
• Mueller attorney sent anti-Trump text 'Viva Le Resistance'
• FBI agents regularly received free stuff from journalists
• Five agents have been referred for disciplinary action
• NY AG sues to dissolve Trump charity
• CNN goes nuts because Trump returned the salute of a NoKo general
• Teacher and former union leader busted for selling meth
• Climate alarmists claim Antarctic melting will cause Brooklyn to flood 20 times a year
• Urgent scam warning for Fortnite players
• Most Americans think newcomers need to adopt our language and culture
• Expert of the Day: Frank Gaffney from the Center for Security Policy on NBC hiring Obama advisor Ben Rhodes as an 'unbiased analyst'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 13, 2018

• Trump declares NoKo no longer a nuke threat
• Poll shows Mueller's public image at all-time low
• Rosenstein threatened to 'subpoena' GOP-led committee
• Trump's former lawyer to cooperate with federal prosecutors
• Trump tweets America's biggest enemy is fake news
• Food stamp enrollment lowest in 8 years
• Plan to split Ca. into three states will be on November ballot
• Joy Behar says GOP Trump supporters in midterms are 'in a cult'
• And Bob Corker says the GOP's relationship with Trump is 'cultish'
• Stormy's lawyer thinks the Russians are after him
• NY Times investigating reporter amid leak scandal
• Target stores celebrate gay pride month
• Lesbian couple says Uber driver kicked them out for kissing in back seat
• Thefts rise after Ca. reduces criminal penalties
• Oakland jogger jailed for cleaning up homeless encampment
• IHOP's name change to IHOB most obnoxious brand move of the year
• Internet obsessed with climbing raccoon
• Then there's the guy who tried to shoot a raccoon from a utility pole
• Uncle Drew video Phil was talking about
• Guy serves his friends tacos made from his own amputated leg
• Expert of the Day: Megan Barth from MediaEqualizer.com on the left-wing media and the Trump/Kim summit

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 12, 2018

• Summit results in commitment to de-nuke NoKo
• Read the text of the agreement
• Highlights of the summit
• Trump on Kim: 'I do trust him'
• Trump pledges to end military exercises in SoKo
• The video Trump showed Kim Jong-un
• Judge approves AT&T/Time Warner merger
• Net neutrality is officially dead
• Seattle reverses course on 'head tax,' will now repeal it
• Idiot FBI agent who unintentionally shot someone while doing a flip while dancing has turned himself in
• CNN complains about zero-tolerance policy for illegals
• Study: Higher minimum wage causes more poverty in poor neighborhoods
• Lowes stops checking receipts after discrimination complaint
• Trump blasts 'Punchy' De Niro
• Schumer pushes for vote on Corker amendment to rein in Trump's tariffs
• Alec Baldwin says he could beat Trump in 2020
• Dutch anti-Islam party to hold Mohammad cartoon competition
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on media dismissing the promise of the Trump/Kim summit