Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 11, 2020

• Biden pulls out of NH early
• College student Biden called 'lying, dog-faced pony soldier' in jest felt 'humiliated'
• Jussie Smollett indicted for faking attack
• Guv Lee backs letter with Nike to fight bill that would protect women's sports against transgenders
• Guv, mayor, racing officials meet about fairgrounds
• Rudy says 3 Ukrainian officials ready to testify that whistleblower meddled in 2016 election
• Sen. Graham won't be deterred from asking about whistleblower
• All four prosecutors in Roger Stone case resign after DOJ intervenes
• Trump moves to cap civilian government workers' pay at 1 percent
• Russian Antifa members sentenced to 6 to 18 years in penal colonies
• AG Barr blames 'rogue DAs' for rise in crime in big cities
• DOJ indicts Chinese military officers in massive data breach
• Global warming alert: It's snowing in Baghdad
• Dwyane Wade opens up about 12-year-old boy who wants to be called a girl
• Remains of woman who disappeared dumpster diving found in landfill
• 'The Hunt' gets new release date after elites killing deplorables plot sparks outrage
• Woke comic book movie bombs
• Thief drops journal with list of homes to hit

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 10, 2020

• AG Barr says he's reviewing Giuliani allegations about Ukraine
• Barr to crack down on sanctuary cities
• Trump fires 70 Obama holdovers at NSC
• Biden calls woman 'lying dog-faced pony soldier'
• BernMe claims he'll create far more jobs than Trump
• Man drives van into tent where GOP was registering voters
• More Chinese doctors claim backlash for sounding coronavirus alarm
• Putin critic found dead with throat slit
• Rashida Tlaib arrested at pro-union protest
• Tlaib and Omar hold hands during 'triggering' moments of SOTU
• Dems panic as Trump's popularity with blacks increases
• Prosecutors want 9 years for Roger Stone
• BBC to air propaganda piece on global warming featuring Greta
• Classical architecture is now racist because Trump likes it
• Just the News, the John Solomon site Phil was talking about
• James West is dead at 84

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 7, 2020

• Sondland fired
• Lt. Col. Vindman escorted from the White House
• FBI had multiple informants on Trump campaign
• Mayor Pete keeps narrow lead with 100 percent of precincts reporting in Iowa
• Warren continues to repeat lie that she was fired from teaching job because she was pregnant
• Royal Caribbean bans guests from China
• NY to sue Trump for suspending their Global Entry eligibility
• Federal court slaps down Dem's lawsuit against Trump
• MLS gives Nashville ultimatum
• Milwaukee teacher placed on leave after calling Rush's cancer diagnosis 'awesome'
• Man with serious TDS wants to slash Republicans' throats
• Joe Walsh ends his race against Trump
• Apple fined for slowing down old iPhones
• Minister to sue NFL over halftime show
• Woke college students think there are too many honky Oscar nominees
• Scientist creates sex doll for sea turtles to test mating habits

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 6, 2020

• Trump show off 'only good headline I've ever had in the Washington Post'
• Trump has fun with Jim Jordan
• Calls Russia investigation 'bulls**t'
• Matt Gaetz files ethics complaint against Pelosi for tearing up Trump's SOTU speech
• Congressman troll Pelosi with fake tweet
• House votes against admonishing Pelosi for childish stunt
• Pelosi says Trump was drugged for speech
• AP can't call a winner in Iowa because of irregularities
• Sanders leads in new national poll
• Same billionaire who funded Russian disinformation campaign in AL funded voting app in Iowa
• DNC chairman calls for recount in Iowa
• Yang fires dozens of staffers
• Trump pops another terrorist
• BuzzFeed says Trump administration holding up arms sale to Ukraine
• AG Barr directs FBI to get his permission before investigating any 2020 candidates
• Key witness told Team Mueller that 'black ledger' used to nab Manafort was fabricated
• Sen. Johnson presses Pompeo for missing info in Hillary e-mail investigation
• Have real Chinese coronavirus numbers been leaked?
• Chinese man catches coronavirus within 15 seconds of standing next to infected woman
• TN bill would charge parents, doctors with child abuse for allowing kids to have sex change
• New Yorkers blocked from Global Entry program because they give drivers licenses to illegals
• Cuccinelli: NY reintroduced 'the main problem' that caused 9/11
• Trump administration finalizes plans to drill on federal land
• How Big Tech reshapes politics by censoring conservatives
• Trump's trade guy fumes when Bezos brushes him off at party over Amazon selling fake merchandise from China
• B&N publishes classic novels with black characters instead of white, accused of black face
• FL woman tases her husband after he tells her he's leaving her

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 5, 2020

• Trump acquitted
• Libs vow revenge
• Romney votes to convict Trump
• Flashback: Romney's foreign policy advisor joins board of Burisma
• Here's the Romney connection
• Alabama's Doug Jones is toast
• Joe Manchin pushing for censure instead
• Trump dismisses notion by Sen. Collins that he's learned from impeachment
• Pelosi possibly cements win for GOP in November with childish stunt
• SOTU guest has message for Pelosi
• Pelosi 'pre-tore' speech pages for her TV stunt
• Turley: Pelosi should resign
• Rashida Tlaib was 'triggered' by Trump's mention of Kavanaugh
• Ratings down 20 percent for SOTU
• Private sector jobs increase by 291,000 in January
• Iowa vote count drags on
• Two Milwaukee Democratic Convention host leaders fired amid allegations of 'toxic workplace' environment
• ESPN's Sage Steele under attack for criticizing airport protesters
• Coronavirus tanks Tesla stock
• After 16 years and 4 DUIs ICE comes calling on illegal alien
• Dirt people now think so-called 'king tides' are evidence of global warming
• Liz Warren flies in private jet
• Sign language lady at Super Bowl complains of scant TV time
• Woke Starbucks campaign encourages sex changes for teens
• Former Titans player, wife mistaken for Bradys which fueled rumor

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 4, 2020

• Iowa Dems blame app for voting chaos
• Iowa voter wants to change her vote after learning Mayor Pete is married to a man
• Investors scramble to distance themselves from voting app company responsible for Iowa chaos
• Shadow got money from Mayor Pete and Anvil Joe
• How the Iowa caucus works...or doesn't
• Rand Paul outs whistleblower on Senate floor
• Rudy says Trump should 'absolutely' keep investigating Biden
• Trump hits record high approval in Gallup poll
• White House excludes CNN for SOTU lunch
• At least 7 Dems will boycott SOTU
• KY senate passes bill banning sanctuary cities
• Glen Casada launches re-election bid
• Beach Boys founder Brian Wilson encourages fans not to attend Beach Boys concert featuring DJTJ
• Elementary school plays 'The Lion King' movie for fundraiser, had to pay a third to Disney
• Drunk man calls cops 25 times looking for lost hoodie
• University gift shop displays ornaments of black leaders, complaints they're being hanged
• Shoplifter hit by car after stealing from Bloomingdale's
• Guest: Marion Smith from Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation says China is lying about the coronavirus

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 3, 2020

• Rush Limbaugh diagnosed with advanced lung cancer
• Ted Cruz: Elizabeth Warren delivered the last two votes against calling witnesses
• House managers resort to quoting Professor Dumbledore
• Trump hasn't spoken to Pelosi since October 'meltdown'
• Jill Biden says she's no longer friends with Lindsey Graham
• Joe kisses granddaughter on the lips during Iowa rally
• Sanders/AOC bill would outlaw fracking
• Trump says BernMe is a commie
• Bloomberg rises to third-place tie with Warren in national poll
• Warren transferred oil and gas royalties to her children
• Warren staffer irked by her obsession with gender pronouns
• Coronavirus death toll in China surpasses SARS
• Virus hurting iPhone's supply chain
• Why central banks may not be able to save China's economy from coronavirus
• KC Chiefs coach Andy Reid accepts Trump's White House invitation
• Social media goes nuts over OJ being included in 100 best players tribute
• Backlash against Beyoncé and Jay-Z after they sit during National Anthem
• Leaked recording shows Iran knew they downed a Ukrainian passenger jet
• Greta nominated for Nobel Peace Prize...again
• The twin lives of climate hypocrites
• Jeff Bezos sued for defamation by his girlfriend's brother
• Butterfly conservationists are turning up dead in Mexico