Daily Show Prep - Friday February 21, 2020

• BernMe informed that Russians are trying to help his campaign
• Bernie's a Russian dupe
• Hillary and Dems resurrect Trump/Russia collusion hoax
• Trump says it's another 'disinformation campaign' by the Dems
• Somali community leader: Ilhan Omar did marry her brother
• Bloomberg offers to release women from NDAs
• Dana Rohrabacher denies claims Trump offered Assange a pardon
• Taliban #2 backs Afghan peace plan
• GOP internal polling shows BernMe may be toxic for Dems in swing states
• Former DIA analyst pleads guilty to passing top secret info to journalists
• Hung jury in Weinstein case
• Weird circumstances surround missing Idaho children
• Ca. guv: Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing
• Trump deranged couple drives boys on bikes off the road over Trump flags
• Woman tries to escape jail, falls through ceiling into trash can

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 20, 2020

• Man who planted guns at new Nashville jail was a consultant for Bernie Sanders in 2016
• Roger Stone sentenced to 3+ years, judge says he was covering up for Trump
• Sen. Graham: Trump has 'all the legal authority in the world' to pardon Roger Stone
• But Trump says he won't pardon at this time
• Keith Ellison says he's never known a 'Bernie Bro' to be bad, Steve Scalise sends him a reminder
• Bloomberg's campaign spins his bad debate performance
• Trump leads every top Dem in Wisconsin
• The libs are crankin' up the Russian collusion hoax again for 2020
• Two Dems are trying to stop the government from rooting out Chinese espionage
• Mulvaney blasts Republicans for ignoring deficits and debt
• NY lawmaker wants to ban smoking in private residences
• Ca. lawmakers change 'at-risk' phrase to 'at-promise' 
• Sales of Make Kids Great Again spanking paddles triggers snowflakes

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 19, 2020

• Social Justice Warrior hid gun, ammo in newly constructed jail
• BernMe spokesman says Bloomberg had suffered heart attacks in the past, had to walk it back
• Poll shows voters concerned about candidates who have had heart attacks
• Mayor Pete defends his gay marriage saying he never had to pay off a porn star
• Klobuchar accused of 'Hispandering'
• Assange lawyer claims Trump offered his client a pardon in exchange for hacking testimony
• Congressman at center of story denies promising a pardon on Trump's behalf
• We knew about a possible deal 3 years ago
• Flashback to August of 2017
• Sen. Murphy confesses to secret meeting with Iranians
• AOC: Billionaires should not exist
• Trump touts campaign promise to divert more water to Ca. farmers
• Utah senators pass bill to decriminalize polygamy
• Republican Party office in Milwaukee vandalized
• Va. Dems expected to pass law forcing Christian schools to house gay couples
• Spielberg's daughter launches porn career
• MAGA dog wins 'best of show' on Today Show

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 18, 2020

• Trump pardons or commutes several high-profile sentences
• Trump has 'total confidence' in Barr
• White House budget cuts funding for green agenda
• Trump says he knows identify of infamous 'Anonymous' White House leaker
• Bloomberg goes after BernMe
• BernMe fights back
• Mayor Pete works with 'Queers Against Pete' protesters
• Cory Booker's girlfriend comes out as GBLT
• Soros says Zuckerberg is about to get Trump re-elected
• Britain's NHS could deny service if you're deemed racist or homophobic
• Boy Scouts file for bankruptcy
• Woman called 911 to complain parents shut off her cellphone service...she's 36
• Soccer player suspended for 5 years for biting opponents penis
• Topless protester crashes BernMe rally

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 14, 2020

• DOJ drops probe into Andrew McCabe
• Roger Stone's lawyers ask for new trial
• Russian pranksters trick BernMe into talking with 'Greta'
• Dems worry about BernMe getting the nomination
• Creepy porn lawyer guilty of extorting money from Nike
• Pentagon secures $3.8 billion to build 177 miles of border wall
• FL committee passes version of E-Verify
• AL lawmaker proposes mandatory vasectomies
• 64,000 cases of coronavirus in China
• Pink Floyd's Roger Waters calls Trump 'mass murderer'
• School district abandons letter grading to avoid stress
• 13-year-old who claimed she got pregnant by a 10-year-old now says she was raped by a 15-year-old
• Apple engineer killed in Tesla crash had complained about autopilot malfunctioning

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 13, 2020

• Barr on Trump: It's time to stop tweeting about DOJ criminal cases
• Jury foreman in Roger Stone case was Trump-hating Russia collusion hoaxer
• Swalwell: Impeaching Trump over Roger Stone tweets 'not off the table'
• Manchin not ruling out endorsing Trump
• Ex-White House chief of staff says Vindman followed procedure
• BernMe feuding with James Carville
• Deal reached on Nashville MLS stadium
• TN GOP lawmakers push back against 3-day tax-exemption for tampons 
• YouTube removes clip of Rand Paul speaking on Senate floor
• Racist student tells white folks they have to leave
• Michelle O bellyaches about how hard it is to be a black woman
• California school drops 'racist' Woodrow Wilson name, become Michell Obama Elementary
• CDC confirms 15th case of coronavirus
• Hope Hicks returning to White House
• GOP leadership starts to capitulate on global warming
• Woman punches man in face for wearing 'Make Fifty Great Again' hat

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 12, 2020

• 6 in 10 Americans say they're better off than they were 3 years ago
• Senate moves ahead with probe of Biden and Ukraine
• Trump goes off on Roger Stone prosecutors
• Barr to testify before the House Judiciary Committee
• Trump advisor denies Vindman was ousted because of retaliation
• Deval Patrick? Out
• Yang? Out
• Steyer? He's staying. For now.
• Va moves bill that would award all electoral votes to winner of popular vote
• U.S. has reduced CO2 without Paris climate agreement by moving to natural gas
• High rise homeowners wanted museum viewing platform closed because people were looking in their windows
• A school called police after kindergartner with Down syndrome made a finger gun
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from Washington Examiner on where the Democrat nominating process is going after New Hampshire