Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 20, 2021

 

• Derek Chauvin found guilty on all counts
• Nancy Pelosi thanks George Floyd for dying
• Biden: Praying for the 'right verdict'
• White House defends Biden's 'right verdict' statement
• Squad members spend thousands on private security while calling to defund police
• Scalise: I was shot because of the same dangerous rhetoric repeated by Mad Maxine
• FBI director contradicts Biden, says Antifa is a real threat
• Liberals furious over Stanford study that found masks are useless
• GA faith leaders urge boycott of Home Depot because it refused to get involved in voter issue
• Rep. Burgess Owens blasts those who call GA voter law 'Jim Crow 2.0'
• AOC says 'trampling' of 'indigenous rights' and 'racial justice' the cause of climate change
• Time magazine exploits pandemic to cry 'Climate is Everything'
• White House tries to walk by Biden calling border crisis a crisis
• Xi Jinping: China will use 'Belt and Road' to create universal 'rules and standards'
• Walter Mondale dead at 93

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 19, 2021

 

• Jury deliberations begin in Chauvin trial
• Minneapolis braces for verdict
• A breakdown of the charges
• Former CA home of Chauvin defense witness vandalized
• Judge blasts Maxine Waters's comments
• Kevin McCarthy: I will bring action against Maxine Waters for inciting violence
• White House distances itself from Mad Maxine
• Survey shows blacks wildly overestimate police fatally shooting black men
• Cities that defund police reap more violence
• BLM batters CNN crew, reporter defends them
• BLM protesters rally for victim of police shooting, until they learn he was white
• Louisville police officer seen punching BLM member while he was resisting arrest
• MN National Guard shot at in drive-by shooting
• Victims' families ask BLM where the money went
• Policeman shot in Knoxville school shooting was hit by friendly fire
• NY AG receives referral to conduct criminal investigation into Andrew Cuomo's book
• Utah ABC affiliate doxes and harasses paramedic who donated $10 to Kyle Rittenhouse defense fund
• Over half of American adults have received at least one dose of vaccine
• NJ man on ventilator with COVID after getting vaccine
• Mask Nazi AOC caught maskless in DC park
• Stanford study: Face masks are ineffective
• Family of FedEx shooter: 'We tried to get him the help he needed'
• Rifles used in attack were purchased legally
• Biden looks to cancel student debt without Congressional approval
• LA mayor to propose universal basic income
• Biden prohibits ICE, CBP from using 'illegal alien' or 'assimilation'
• 'Cancel Rent' champion collects thousands in rent
• Hawley introduces 'Bust Up Big Tech' Act
• Apple to allow Parler back on app store
• Capitol cop who died after riot died of natural causes
• Trump slams Biden's late deadline to leave Afghanistan
• Head of national teachers union claims '115 percent of mothers with young children left their jobs in 2020,' blames Trump

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 16, 2021

 

• FedEx mass killer's family tried to warn authorities he was dangerous
• Nashville mayor proposes rolling back property tax that he increased
• 70-year-old Mexican-American woman brutally beaten after black assailant thought she was Asian
• BLM co-founder says owning 4 homes doesn't defy Marxist principles because her family uses them
• BLM activist calls looting and rioting 'legitimate' response to 'state violence'
• Chicago braces for riots after 13-year-old killed by police
• Head of police union says cop was justified in the shooting
• Protestors are throwing cans of soup at police
• DeSantis to sign anti-riot legislation into law
• House will vote on DC statehood on Tuesday
• Fauci admits Biden is flouting CDC guidance in border facilities
• AOC slams Biden for keeping Trump's refugee cap
• Newspaper sparks outrage after comparing black congressman to KKK
• Founding member of Oath Keepers cops plea in Capitol riot
• NoKo preparing to launch ballistic missile sub
• ACLU sues to block data on number of transgender men in women's prisons
• Lancet claims climate change disproportionately affecting girls and women
• Russia retaliates against the U.S.
• French court won't prosecute Muslim who killed Jewish woman because he was on weed

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 15, 2021

 

• Just as predicted, Dems push for court packing
• It should be DOA
• Pelosi says court packing not out of the question, but won't bring it to vote yet
• Senate Republicans preparing smaller infrastructure plan
• Elon Musk already has the solution to broadband: Starlink
• Pfizer CEO says 'booster' vaccine likely necessary with 12 months
• Pfizer testing vaccine on babies
• No BLM rioting for little black girl shot and killed in Nashville
• Project Veritas busts CNN for false reporting on Asian violence
• Then gets permanently banned by Twitter
• Biden honors Trump deal to leave Afghanistan
• Pence has pacemaker surgery
• NE guv declares his state a 'Second Amendment Sanctuary'
• 72 percent of voters support the 2nd Amendment
• 24 arrested in fourth night of protests
• Murders skyrocketing in Dem-run cities
• U.S. imposes sanctions on Russia in response to 2020 cyber attacks
• Putin rejects Biden's invite to meet in person
• Majority of Americans believe cheating affected outcome of 2020 election
• Students actually support GA voter law once they know what it is
• TX defies NCAA with transgender ban
• College censors Islamic terrorism quiz then pays professor not to sue
• MO high school keeps 'Savages' name, gets new mascot
• High school teacher killed trying to rob a Mexican drug cartel
• Comedian John Cleese sarcastically apologizes for making fun of white people with Monty Python

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 14, 2021

• Officer who shot Ashli Babbitt during Capitol riot will not face charges 
• Pelosi says she would've fought rioters
• Hundreds of corporations sign letter opposing election integrity laws
• Corporate critics of GA voting law are incorporated in DE which has stricter laws
• Police officer in Daunte Wright shooting charged with manslaughter
• Rioters in Portland burn police union building
• Marxist BLM co-founder raked in 20 grand a month from jail reform group
• Cop in Kenosha shooting cleared of wrongdoing
• CNN director admits network is pumping COVID death numbers for ratings
• Crowd kicks 'COVID police' out of Canadian restaurant
• WI Supreme Court rules governor does not have authority to limit business capacity
• OMG! AP actually reveals that you CAN get COVID after the vaccine
• Vaccinated Biden walks alone in Arlington Cemetery wearing a mask
• U.S. now spending tens of millions per week on illegal minors
• NE governor turns down federal request to house illegal children
• TN pastor harboring illegal children rebukes 'people who call themselves Christians'
• New York parent files suit to marry their adult child
• GOP congressman: U.S. sending wrong signal by traveling to China to talk global warming
• Communist China tops U.S. Intelligence's worldwide threat assessment
• Bernie Madoff dies in prison
• Costco stops selling My Pillow

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 13, 2021

 

• FDA pauses Johnson & Johnson vaccine over concern of blood clots
• NFL to restrict employees who won't take COVID vaccine
• Funeral aid program allows death certificates to be altered for those who may have died from COVID
• Rand Paul: Fauci should be removed from TV for fear-mongering
• MN police officer who shot Daunte Wright resigns
• City manager fired after calling for due process
• Wright had outstanding warrant for armed robbery
• Far more white folks are killed by police than black folks
• Yet black folks commit a disproportionate amount of the violent crime, and most of the murders
• CNN director admits Matt Gaetz stories are political propaganda
• GOP rep mounts court challenge against Pelosi for fines imposed for bypassing metal detectors
• Most black Americans don't believe voter ID laws discriminate
• Jason Whitlock says he's not going to bow to Twitter to get his account reinstated
• Guest: Gov. Scott Walker and The Long Game
• Woman arrested for opening fire on Burger King workers over wait time

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 12, 2021

 

• AP exploits tragic shooting in Knoxville to try and connect constitutional carry law
  
• Unsurprisingly, most Americans don't trust the news
• Estranged husband kills ex-wife, ex-mother-in-law, then himself
• Conservative Clergy of Color correct Biden's lies on GA election law
• Absentee ballot instructions given in Detroit conflict with witness testimony
• Protest, looting breakout after shooting of black man in MN
• Biden backtracks on police oversight commission
• Twitter censors post about BLM founder's million-dollar home
• Sen. Kennedy: Biden's 'infrastructure' bill has 'more red flags than the Chinese embassy'
• All eyes on Taiwan
• SecState says talk of boycotting Beijing Olympic premature
• House Dem campaign chief failed to disclose thousands in stock trades
• Hawaii slated to roll out 'vaccine passport' for travelers
• Fauci says it's still not okay for vaccinated people to eat indoors at restaurants
• Biden's Education department refuses to identify men and women by Title IX standards
• NCAA expresses support for transgender athletes
• Lobbyist for cannibal dictator in line for key Biden post
• CNN fakes story about Matt Gaetz, gets caught, and still won't remove it
• NBC says lack of crowd at White Lives Matter protests proves white supremacy bigger than ever
• There are now 472 million guns in America
• Camera Hogg's 'Cry Pillow' company folds already
• Liberals lash out at Sly Stallone after he joins Mar-a-Lago
• CEO of top bitcoin exchange warns crackdown on cryptocurrency is coming