Daily Show Prep - Friday January 30, 2015

• Romney will not run
• Could Scott Walker be the answer?
• Todd Starnes: Why does the GOP have a problem with conservatives?
• State Department refuses to call Taliban attack that killed 3 Americans 'terrorism'
• ICE: Transgender illegals have 'right to hormone therapy'
• UVA head: School to be national leader on campus safety
• WashPo: How sorority culture contributes to campus rape problem
• Super Bowl billboard campaign seeks acceptance for gay players
• After State Department meeting Muslim Brotherhood calls for 'long, uncompromising jihad'
• National Review: GOP must resist Lynch nomination
• Is Pete Carroll a 9/11 truther?
• Army deletes tweet about 'chinks in armor' after idiots cry racism
• How climate change is causing volcanoes (and they're serious)
• Two flight stewards attacked by passenger
• Crazed NC woman arrested for road rage, caught on camera
• Is Bruce Jenner trying to become a woman?
• Fake cop pulls over real cop
• John Kerry fined for not shoveling snow from sidewalk
• Nashville Predators apologize for airing porn during broadcast
• Video: Climber first to scale frozen Niagara Falls
• Odd dog: pitbull-dachshund mix

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 29, 2015

• Oil hits a 6-year low
• NBC reporter (who formerly worked for Al Jazeera) calls Chris Kyle a racist on a killing spree
• Looks like Republicans will cave (yet again) and vote for Lynch's AG confirmation
• Detainee swapped for Bergdahl re-joins the fight
• Voters don't want next AG to be like Holder
• UK Independent: We have reached 'peak food'
• Lindsey Graham closer to running for president
• Janet Napolitano says border control 'unobtainable'
• Why, I thought they were so open now. China clamps down harder on Internet access
• Code Pink tries to 'arrest' Henry Kissinger for 'war crimes'
• Sharyl Attkisson testifies before congress about government hacking
• FCC changes definition of 'broadband'
• Stevie Wonder wants laws against criticizing someone's religion
• DEA settles with woman after impersonating her on Facebook
• Sharpton group cops tax deal with the IRS
• Eight-year-old girl suggests a possible cure for cancer
• TX lawmakers makes Muslim visitors to office pledge allegiance to the U.S.
• Gun range that bans Muslims is booming
• Soros-funded group wants to replace your American passport with a North American passport
• Lawmakers go after EPA chief's deleted text messages
• UVA sororities ordered not to party with fraternities
• Is Yahoo worth less than zero?
• French police question 8-year-old boy over comments supporting Charlie Hebdo attack
• Smart mattress turns off lights, gets coffee ready
• Raisin farmers made to buy their own raisins from government
• Nine vehicle models with no highway deaths
• Ranking the Oscar Best Picture nominees by political correctness
• Woman marries herself
• The Astragalus root for sinuses the guy called the show about

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 28, 2015

• Energy boom muddles Obama's climate agenda
• Conservatives derail border bill
• Gitmo officer: Limits on female guards put mission at risk
• Study: 60 percent of 2014 job growth caused by expiring unemployment benefits
• AG nominee says 'right to work is shared by everyone in this country' regardless of immigration status
• McCain: 'Delusion' that Iran deal will lead to cooperation
• Obama backs down on taxing college savings accounts
• Seattle to fine residents for throwing food in the garbage
• Race-baiting NY Times columnist fails to mention cop who detained his black son is also black
• Obama defends decision to snub Netanyahu
• Michelle Obama foregoes headscarf, causes a backlash
• Muslim woman sues after being made to remove her headscarf during arrest
• Lindsey Graham to Loretta Lynch: Explain the legal difference between gay marriage and polygamy
• DC issues first gun-carry permits
• FCC: Blocking wi-fi in hotels is prohibited
• Voltaire's 250-year-old book against religious fanaticism climbs the French best-seller list
• Rand Paul re-introduces bill to audit the Fed
• Howard Dean apologizes to veterans for American Sniper remark
• January is divorce month. Really.
• GoDaddy.com pulls puppy Super Bowl ad after backlash
• How a typo destroyed a 124-year-old company
• 3-D-printed food will change the way we eat
• Man tries to sell his virginity, gets no offers
• Naked violinist sues over arrest
• Johnny Depp weaves tale of being attacked by a chupacabra
• Snail massage latest beauty treatment
• Check out the 'Insane Mode' button on the Tesla - 0-60 in 3 seconds
• Prius owners are bad drivers, worse for tickets than Corvette owners
• Glasses for the blind Phil was talking about on the air

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 27, 2015

• Obama administration admits Iran continues nuclear work
• Bowe Bergdahl to be charged with desertion
• Report: Obamacare tab comes to $50,000 per insured person
• Gowdy: 'Southern politeness' isn't working in Benghazi probe
• ISIS threatens to behead Obama and turn U.S. into Muslim province
• Objective? Al Jazeera bans use of 'terrorist,''Islamist'
• Snow storm fails to live up to the press
• State Department-funded group is financing campaign to oust Netanyahu
• Russian state-owned oil company funding green movement
• Embarrassing predictions haunt the global warming movement
• Government phone fraud exposed in Denver
• Pilot of drone that landed on WH lawn was drunk government employee
• Google expanding fiber service to 4 southeastern cities
• If you weren't claustrophobic enough, here comes the Cubitat
• French court vetoes parents' baby name
• Video of Brigitte Gabriel on Islam and terrorism Phil was talking about

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 26, 2015

• 'Sniper' kills at box office for second week
• Falling gas tax revenue forces California to look at mileage charge
• Key Dems waver on new Iran sanctions bill
• Former Fox affiliate employee kills himself in front of Fox News building
• Flashback: The end of snow?
• Public housing officials won't verify if residents are truly needy
• Another illegal alien not deported, another innocent American killed
• Feds arrest Russian spy posing as New York banker
• Drone found on White House lawn
• Another day, another Cosby killer
• Study: Stress may be 'caught' through social media (roll eyes)
• Sick: Woman drowns puppy after not being allowed to board plane
• Teen arrested after threatening police with emoticons
• Super rich buying great escapes in case of poor uprising
• Benedict Cumberbatch refers to black folks as 'colored' on Tavis Smiley show
• Forget seeing Jesus in a slice of toast, Palestinians say this baby's ear is shaped like the word 'Allah'
• Politico staff looks to unionize

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 23, 2015

• Growing alarm in DC over terrorist attack
• Immigration officers blast border bill as 'a global joke'
• Zogby poll: Rubio in second place behind Romney
• Democrat revolt on Iran
• Rebels in Yemen reluctant to take complete power
• They just don't learn: Army may issue tighter gun rules after Ft. Hood shooting
• NFL has interviewed 40 people in Deflategate scandal
• Despite the bailouts, housing still weak
• Union membership continues a three-decade slide
• Meanwhile, union thugs slow down cargo at California ports
• French court convicts three over homophobic tweets
• State Department official wants Disney's Frozen to teach kids about climate change
• Dem gov of CO says legalizing pot was 'a bad idea'
• Four adults raised by gay parents speak out against gay marriage
• Gun makers' big bet on women pays off
• WashPo lamenting many same-sex marriage states lack GBLT protections
• Rudest drivers in America
• Rapper facing long sentence over lyrics
• NC Rep. Renee Ellmers may face primary challenger
• McDonald's tries to right the ship by throwing menu items overboard
• When is the best time of day to exercise to lose weight?
• Industry survey: Black diners are bad tippers
• NASA spots alien mark on dwarf planet - And isn't calling it a dwarf planet insensitive?
• Man wrongly convicted 4 decades ago set free
• The most attractive people drive these automobiles
• Scientists figure out how to unboil an egg, big news for cancer research
• Nun gives birth after complaining of stomach ache

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 22, 2015

• Republicans tearing down the border fence
• Just what Uncle Phil's been saying for months - Saudis to push oil even lower
• Oil boom turning to bust
• National average hitting $1.99 a gallon
• Twitter reacts to Tom Brady's press conference on Deflategate
• GOP refocusing on income gap
• 'Yes means yes' bill could be spreading to Arizona
• Obama's proposed changes to college savings would reduce benefits
• Google chairman says 'the Internet will disappear'
• Feds spending $432,000 to study gay hook-up apps
• Cheering at SOTU for Obama's 'I have no more campaigns to run' started in First Lady's box
• Woman who burned from the inside leaves hospital
• German court upholds man's right to pee standing up
• Boston bakery sells Deflategate cookies