Daily Show Prep - Friday July 29, 2016

• Trump tops Hillary in convention TV ratings
• Madeleine Not-so-Bright says 'America First doesn't make any sense'
• Wolf Blitzer celebrates Hillary's nomination
• Morning Joe calls for GOP to cut ties with Trump
• No Philly colleges offered 'safe spaces' for students traumatized by DNC
• James O'Keefe goes under cover as a Hillary supporter...in a BernMe rally
• Is the rumor about a Kaine/Schultz deal for DNC head true?
• Feds probing Clinton campaign hacking
• Gary Johnson: Religious freedom is 'a black hole'
• Economy grew an anemic 1.2% in second quarter
• Obama says transgender bathroom guidance not legally binding
• 6 more charged in Flint water crisis
• Montel Williams detained in Germany over medical pot
• Press freaks out over vet with gun and infant girl
• Supermodel accuses NE Patriot of getting her pregnant
• McDonald's getting walk-through lane for drunk customers
• Expert of the Day: National Review's David French on how Trump's celebrity hacked American politics

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 28, 2016

• LA Times poll: Trump up by 7
• Trump sees 17-point swing in two weeks
• Sanders leaves the Democrat Party
• BernMe supporters plan 'fart-in' for tonight
• BernMe delegates gives the DNC the bird, gets kicked out of the convention
• DNC ratings fall behind RNC
• Fact-checking Day 3
• Hilarious! Another flag burner catches himself on fire
• Delegates outraged they were served 'hate chicken'
• Planned Parenthood cancels Mormon-themed condoms after criticism
• Actor Bradley Cooper attends DNC
• Media invent conservative outrage
• Judicial Watch: IRS leaders knew about tea party targeting
• Reparations website guilts white folks into helping black folks
• Home ownership lowest since 1965
• Washington Times says Joe Carr of TN is Dave Brat of 2016
• Unbending German leader promises more refugees
• Woman beats her daughter on Facebook live stream
• Georgia police officer fired for having Confederate flag in yard
• Mysterious light streaking across the night sky creates social media firestorm
• Looks like it was a Chinese rocket
• Study: Secondhand pot smoke worse than cigarettes
• Office workers must exercise to counter death risks
• Pokemon Go player finds $2,000 at NJ Pokestop
• Parents are naming the kids after Pokemon characters
• Transgender comic book superhero on the way
• Expert of the Day: Peter Brookes from the Heritage Foundation on whether the Russians really did hack into the DNC e-mails

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 27, 2016

• Trump lead 7 points in new poll
• Trump calls DNC accusations in e-mail scandal a 'total deflection'
• The press freaks over Trump's Russia comment
• IRS opens investigation of Clinton Foundation
• Opening night of DNC beats opening night of RNC
• DNC bumped cancer patient in seat next to Obama for donor
• #BLM seperates press by race, sends white folks to the back
• ISIS warns London and Washington are next
• Possible Islamic terrorists plant suitcase bomb that doesn't explode in Germany
• Refugee rapes 79-year-old woman in Germany
• Germans revolt
• Shooting deaths of police up 78% this year
• Charges against remaining Freddie Gray cops dropped, Mosby lashes out
• Good lord! Judge turns Hinkley loose
• But what about the planet? Fiat Chrysler to stop making small cars in America
• Mexican border agency aiding illegals
• Transsexual state worker demands $21,000 for sex change operation
• Town feeling 'berned' after Sanders campaign stiffs them for $23,000
• Yale poll: 14% of Americans think global warming is the sign of the apocalypse
• Conservative group sues RI AG for withholding records in conspiracy to sue climate skeptics
• Expert of the Day: Tim Carney from the Washington Examiner on why conservatives should listen to BernMe Sanders

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 26, 2016

• Muslim terrorists execute priest in France
• Dems give 61 speeches on Day 1 of convention, never mention ISIS or terrorism
• Newt: Failure to mention terrorism on first day poses 'genuine danger' to U.S. safety
• No U.S. flags visible inside the convention hall
• Delegates slam DNC for throwing away food instead of giving it to the poor
• DNC platform calls for carbon tax
• Climate meeting at DNC a bust
• Russia calls e-mail hack accusation 'absurd'
• Clinton campaign braces for more Wikileaks
• Homicides and violent crime up in major cities over past year
• Kaine promises a bill to legalize illegals in the first 100 days
• Change.org petition wants to remove all air conditioning from State Dept. 
• Young Muslims in Germany threaten nude swimmers with 'extermination'
• VA spends $20 million on art rather than hiring new doctors
• Why oil prices will go lower
• Obama expanding refugee program for Central Americans
• New NCAA rule: Cross-dressing men must be able to use women's locker room
• Dem congressman's wife accuses him of 20+ years of abuse
• Walmart thief flees on mobility scooter
• We're not there yet: Self-driving Tesla speeding at moment of fatal crash
• Woman visits hibachi grill, claims sexual harassment after plastic toy squirts her
• Man who claims he's never seen white women gropes 5 on the train
• Expert of the Day: Weekly Standard's Mark Hemingway asking if the media will condemn the Democrats chanting 'Lock her up'

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 25, 2016

• A detailed list of Wikileaks findings in DNC e-mails
• Leaks prove Dems manipulate votes with religion, race
• Hillary's people blame Putin for hacks
• Wikileaks' Assange says next leak will ensure Hillary's arrest
• Facebook: Censorship of DNC e-mails leak 'an accident'
• Debbie What's-her-name Schultz booed off stage
• BernMe supporters protest at DNC
• New DNC chairman's name is Fudge
• Hispanic delegates disappointed in VP pick
• CNN poll: Trump takes the lead
• Moves ahead in national poll average
• Obama's brother is voting for Trump
• Trump calls Cleveland police chief, thanks him for safe convention
• Syrian ISIS refugee blows himself up in Germany
• Stabbing in Japan leaves at least 19 dead
• Paul Rino flees grieving moms of kids killed by illegals
• Almost 2,000 illegals per judge
• Lou Holtz walks back his comments on immigrants
• Conservative writer tweets identical message as 'Ghostbusters' actress and gets banned
• Nutty claim: Computers will use all the earth's energy by 2040
• The God Players: How the DNA revolution is changing us
• Man head-butted mother for bringing home Chick-fil-A
• Expert of the Day: Brittany Hughes on Trump playing the media the RNC

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 22, 2016

• Terrorist attack at mall in Munich
• John Kerry essentially says your air conditioning is as dangerous as ISIS
• Trump kills 'em in Cleveland
• Networks call Trump speech 'dark'
• Ratings: Trump tops Romney but not McCain
• BernMe ain't happy that 'dictator' Trump is trying to woo his voters
• Ivanka was great but not exactly right on wage gap
• She wore a $138 dress off the rack
• Trump can't let the Cruz thing go
• Obama unloads on Trump
• Wikileaks releases nearly 20,000 hacked DNC e-mails
• More dirty tricks from Wikileaks-released DNC e-mails
• Leaked e-mails show DNC chair told Chuck Todd negative coverage 'must stop'
• North Miami police officer ID'd after shooting unarmed therapist
• Snowden designs a device to tell you if you iPhone is snitching on you
• Scientists now claim Antarctic is cooling because of shrinking ozone hole
• Muslim cab driver $14,000 for telling lesbians to stop kissing

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 21, 2016

LIVE FROM THE GOP CONVENTION

• Ted Cruz conflict at the convention
• Gets booed off the stage
• Boehner says 'Lucifer is back'
• Krauthammer: Cruz delivered the longest suicide note in political history
• Newt defends Trump on NATO comments
• Day 4: What to watch for
• Ivanka introduces her father
• Michael Moore: Trump is going to win
• NY Times: Why men want to marry Melanias and raise Ivankas
• Protester lights himself on fire while trying to burn the flag
• Rachel Maddow gives viewers a trigger warning before showing anti-Hillary buttons
• Poll: Trump, Hillary tied in Ohio
• Rasmussen: Voters expect media to help Hillary
• Philly police union slams Hillary for choice of speakers at convention
• Dems bar two elected delegates because they're male
• Roger Ailes officially out at Fox News
• NBA pulls All-Star game from Charlotte over transgender bathroom law
• TSA worker arrested on voyeurism charges
• ISIS computer hacker helps feed death list
• Global temps mostly faked
• Justice Dept. sues town for blocking mosque
• Brexit recession no longer looks likely
• Man builds chemical weapon inside Walmart
• Cops arrest naked couple riding stolen lawnmower
• Pizza delivery up because people are afraid to leave their houses