Daily Show Prep - Friday September 30, 2016

• LA Times tracking poll: Hillary down 5
• Hillary's electoral lead continues to shrink
• USA Today: Trump 'unfit for the presidency'
• Debate commission confirms Trump's mic was faulty
• Newt: Miss Universe is Hillary's 'new Benghazi lie'
• Former Miss Wisconsin says Trump helped her in her darkest hour
• Dead people registering to vote in Va.
• Voters don't trust media fact-checking
• Hollywood Republicans (all two of them) feel under siege for supporting Trump
• Juanita Broaddrick fears for her life
• Judge Roy Moore of Alabama suspended for rest of term over gay marriage stance
• Near collapse, MN insurers up Obamacare rates by half
• Obama scrambling to pay health insurers
• Suspect in Texas killing was deported 3 times
• Judge: Brown U. railroaded student accused of rape
• Clown threat closes another school
• Conservatives get ratted out to university administration
• German lawyer makes hate speech complaint against Facebook
• Staffers at center for disabled say 'paranormal activity' to blame for abuse
• Man smashes every iPhone at Apple store
• Woman says airline switched her seat because Pakistani monks won't sit next to women
• College group cancels Speedo event because it's not inclusive enough for all body sizes
• Expert of the Day: Tim Alberta, chief political correspondent for National Review, on early voting in Iowa

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 29, 2016

• Train crashes into Hoboken station
• Mall shooter illegally voted 3 times
• Ca. officer guns down man in 'shooting stance'
• BLM activist says police never have justification to kill
• The truth about the Trump/Cuba 'scandal'
• Student arrested for wearing a gorilla mask to BLM event
• University to scrutinize Halloween costumes for racism
• FEC lays groundwork to ban Fox, Wall Street Journal political coverage
• Milo event cancelled after death threat
• Feminism's new frontier: Complaining about 'sexist' dog costumes
• Clown chases woman in Ohio
• Enjoy Earth while it lasts!
• Man caught on tape viciously punching a woman
• Expert of the Day: Matt Philbin, Media Research Center, fall TV shows full of lefty fantasies

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 28, 2016

• Senate passes bill to avoid government shutdown
• Congress overrides Obama for the first time
• Hillary in 'panic mode' over Florida black voters
• LA Times tracking poll: Trump up by 4
• Howard Dean stands by his 'Trump's snorting cocaine' accusation
• Fed challenged over Clinton ties
• Bill Clinton rape accuser has a message for Chelsea
• Man arrested for berating Sheriff Clarke on two-hour flight
• Sheriff consults with FBI and Homeland Security about clowns
• Orlando terrorist attack triggered by drone strike in Iraq
• Two mysterious men sought in NYC bombing believed to now be in Egypt
• OPEC agrees to cut oil production
• World's first baby born with three parents
• Study: Humans predisposed to murder
• Md. school adopts gender-neutral homecoming queen, king
• Tim Tebow homers first time up at bat
• Expert of the Day: Ed Martin on his and Phyllis Schlafly new book, The Conservative Case for Trump

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 27, 2016

• Hillary got no follow-up questions, Trump got 6
• Snap polls show Trump won debate
• Hillary loses ground with NC focus group
• Trump won over bar full of NY undecideds
• Time online poll declares Trump the winner
• Congressional Black Carcass slams Trump's performance as racist
• Hofstra U. provided trigger warnings for debate
• Senate blocks stopgap bill to fund the government
• ACLU representing NYC bombing suspect
• DOJ: Insufficient evidence to support federal charges in Memphis shooting by cop
• Illegals held in TN on child rape charges
• Obama sues Peter Thiel for 'racial discrimination'
• Did anybody tell this little girl the cop was black?
• FBI: Twice as many killed in 2015 with bare hands than rifles
• Four cited in Portland, TN clown hoax
• Roller coasters can actually help with kidney stones
• Expert of the Day: John Malcolm from the Heritage Foundation on Trump's SCOTUS list

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 26, 2016

• Frenzy builds for epic debate
• Voters think moderators will help Hillary
• Hillary gets customized podium to offset height difference
• Trump/Hillary tied in PA and CO
• Nate Silver gives Trump a 55% chance of winning
• Supporters rally behind man under fire for too many Trump signs
• Teacher reassigned after calling students with Trump gear racist
• Glenn Beck regrets Cruz endorsement after Cruz's endorsement of Trump
• EPA pushes out air-conditioning ban
• Leaked FBI data reveal 7,700 terrorist encounters in one year
• Walmart refuses to make policeman's 'thin blue line' cake because it's racist
• Suspect confesses to killing 5 at Washington State mall
• Man bangs on cockpit door, subdued by passengers
• Transgender 'man' gives birth to his/her own baby
• U. of Kansas bars gorillas from jungle-theme decoration because they're too masculine
• Expert of the Day: Gabby Morrongiello from the Washington Examiner about tonight's debate

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 23, 2016

• Cruz set to endorse Trump
• Hillary requests a step-stool at debate to make her taller, request denied
• FBI gave immunity deal to Cheryl Mills in Hillary e-mail scandal
• Government attorneys: Hillary deleted 2,800 work-related e-mails
• State Dept. convinces judge to delay more Hillary e-mail releases until after election
• Charlotte police shooting video from victim's wife
• Police cam footage leaves more questions than answers in Charlotte shooting
• Keith Scott shot at Texas officers in 2005
• Seattle Mariners suspend catcher for tweeting Charlotte protesters should be treated like animals
• Hillary heading to Charlotte
• Untapped Energy: Trump promises a $50 trillion economic stimulus
• Trump tells colleges: Cut costs or lose taxpayer money
• Kim Kardashian considering voting for Trump after talking with Bruce Jenner
• Professor predicts Trump win
• The dance begins: Showdown over shutdown between WH and Congress
• Book: Stop having kids to stop climate change
• Passenger sues airline over 9-hour flight next to fat guy
• Mispronouncing a name is now a 'microaggression'
• Australia is actually moving each year
• Customer throws cup of urine at McDonald's employee over cost of cakes
• School ordered to allow Satan club
• Expert of the Day: Dick Morris on his book, Armageddon: How Trump Can Beat Hillary

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 22, 2016

• Second night of violence in Charlotte
• One person shot, NASCAR Hall of Fame looted
• CNN reporter attacked
• Dash cam allegedly supports PD's version of events
• Man stripped, beaten by black thugs, caught on video
• Suspect's brother says all whites are f-ing devils
• Charlotte riots spark gun-buying spree
• Tulsa police officer charged with manslaughter
• White teens walking near Black Live Matter vigil in Ca. attacked
• NYC bomber's wife back in U.S.
• Rasmussen: Trump up by 5
• Alabama school apologizes for 'Trump the Tigers'
• Hillary proposes massive death tax rate hike
• Dr. explains Hillary's odd eye movement
• DefSec says Pentagon not involved in Iran ransom deal
• White House staffer e-mail hacked revealing schedules and Michelle's passport
• Cyber attacks on satellites could spark global catastrophe
• Kerry to reach milestone in air conditioning phase-out
• The 'fingerprint' of global warming doesn't exist
• Anthony Weiner under federal investigation for sexting with a minor
• Pope: Journalism based on fear-mongering, gossip a form of terrorism
• Mexico is using cannons to shoot drugs across the border
• Hawking: We must find aliens before they find us
• Rapper shoots man in dispute at video shoot—Imagine that
• Target targeted over OCD sweatshirt
• Man dressed as a woman upset at TSA pat down by male security officer
• Expert of the Day: Dr. John Lott on his book, War on Guns