Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 29, 2017

• Trump urges passage of illegal immigration bills
• ICE director: No illegal immigrant should 'be comfortable'
• Nashville abandons sanctuary city bill
• 10-state coalition threatens lawsuit if Trump doesn't end DACA
• Trump travel ban takes effect tonight
• House work week gets shorter
• CNN anchor: Trump putting journalists in danger
• GOP lawmakers rebuke Trump for Mika tweet
• DNC calls Trump's Mika tweet 'an attack on women everywhere'
• Mad Dog says Trump's warning kept Assad from launching another chemical attack
• New Georgetown dean is an avowed supporter of terrorist group
• NY Times editors decry 'humiliating process' of layoffs
• Top aide to pope faces sex assault charges
• Greta out at BSNBC
• Taxpayers are funding animal tests for homemade abortions
• Woman charged with murder after YouTube stunt goes bad
• Model Miranda Kerr turns over $8 million in jewelry to Dept. of Justice
• Stanford Professor: Calling homework easy is a 'microaggression'
• Appeals court rules Ohio's execution drugs don't violate the Constitution
• Pilot criticized for asking passengers to pray after plane started intensely shaking
• Michigan couple celebrates 80th wedding anniversary
• Hard-hitting news: CNN investigates Obama's jeans
• Doctors leave camera in woman's body during operation
• Woman found dead in Walmart 3 days after she entered the store

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 28, 2017

• Phil's in DC for the Hold Their Feet to the Fire event on illegal immigration
• Check out the leftist hate speech against HTFTTF
• Poll: Those who want to legalize illegals edge out those who don't
• FBI chief faces three separate federal inquiries into his behavior
• Nunes quietly forges forward on unmasking investigation
• Podesta meets behind closed doors with House intel committee
• Van Jones: Russia is a 'nothing burger'
• Elizabeth Warren: 'The next step is single-payer' health care
• Rand Paul says Trump ready to work with him on healthcare bill
• Major cyber attack disrupts businesses around the world
• Europol: There's no 'kill switch' for this one
• NATO says cyber attacks call to arms
• Trump's 15 percent corporate tax meeting resistance from within
• CNN faced a $100 million lawsuit over fake Russia story'
• Confidence in newspapers remains low
• San Fran Nan appears dazed and confused
• Opinion: Illinois is Venezuela
• BernMe Sanders calls FBI inquiry into his wife's alleged falsified loans 'pathetic'
• Leo DiCaprio involved in Malaysian money-laundering scandal
• NASA green-lights quiet supersonic jet
• Jim Carrey on trial for wrongful death of ex-girlfriend
• Ten Commandments monument toppled in Arkansas, arrest made
• Fecal bacteria found in Starbucks drinks
• Police search for suspect who took street sweeper for joy ride
• Yikes! Farmer sentenced to 10 years for killing daughter's boyfriend, burying him under manure

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 27, 2017

• Three 'journalists' forced to resign at CNN over bogus Russia story
• Did the FBI retaliate against Mike Flynn over a sexual discrimination case?
• CNN producer says Russia narrative 'mostly bulls@&t right now'
• And CNN keeps the foul-mouthed producer
• CNN reporter heckles Spicer
• Ransomware virus hits computers across the globe
• Senate delays healthcare vote until after the 4th
• FDA aims to curb price gouging with list of off-patent medicines
• The results are in: Seattles $15 minimum wage has cost jobs
• Russia calls Trump's Assad threats 'unacceptable'
• John McEnroe says Serena Williams would 'be like 700 in the world' if she competed with men
• Guy all smiles after making threats to lawmaker
• Trump dossier firm still refuses to reveal their client
• Ingredient in popular weed killer goes on list as cancerous
• Trump has fake Time magazine covers hanging on the walls of some of his properties
• Expert of the Day: John Vecchione from Cause of Action says the FBI 'can neither confirm nor deny' payments to Trump dossier researcher

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 26, 2017

• SCOTUS reinstates most of Trump's travel ban
• MSM ignore 'unanimous' SCOTUS decision, Trump only one pointing it out
• Republicans demand Ruth Vader Ginsburg recuse herself from Trump cases
• SCOTUS to take up gay wedding/straight baker case
• CNN retracts story linking Trump to Russia
• Conservative senator hits party leaders on healthcare bill
• Senate adds penalty for not having health insurance
• CBO: 22 million more uninsured under senate bill
• Pelosi: 'Hundreds of thousands of people will die if this bill passes'
• Second Dem says he's 'queasy' about Loretta Lynch's directive to Comey
• Thousands of illegals who fled to Canada trapped in legal limbo
• Federal court upholds law allowing refusal of service to GBLTs
• Bankers warn of global crash
• Homeless magnet: Ranks of homeless veterans keep swelling in L.A.
• OPEC looks totally bewildered by the oil market
• Antarctic sea loss not caused by global warming
• Ohio gov websites hacked with pro-ISIS messages
• 2 TN inmates bilked IRS out of $301K in tax refund scheme
• Megyn Kelly slips again in week 4
• BLM mad that cops marched in pride parade
• Google will no longer scan your e-mail for ad targeting
• TSA finds 20-pound live lobster in luggage
• Regular sex can help prevent heart disease in men
• Fake cop pulls over real cop
• Court orders Salvador Dalí's remains be exhumed amid paternity suit
• Expert of the Day: Susan Ferrechio, Washington Examiner, GOP faces first debt ceiling showdown of Trump era

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 23, 2017

• Rand Paul slams Senate GOP healthcare plan
• Where senators stand on the healthcare bill
• Loretta Lynch officially under Senate investigation
• House intel panel to interview Podesta
• Trump says Comey-Mueller friendship 'bothersome'
• Voters grow weary of Russia probe
• Johnny Depp jokes about killing Trump
• Then issues an apology
• Dem official recording saying he was glad Scalise got shot
• Flint terrorist tried to buy a gun, failed background check
• Bernie Sanders' wife lawyers up for probe
• More bad times at The Times
• Babies at CNN use a sketch artist at press briefing after cameras not allowed
• WashPo weatherman says EPA taking down climate website is 'declaration of war'
• Education Dept.'s Office for Civil Rights cut by 1.7 percent, libs claim it was 'gutted'
• Doctor writes prescriptions for millions of dollars worth of opioids
• High school teacher causes stir with conservative summer reading list
• Study: Eating low-carb has similar effect on brain as ecstasy
• CEOs slammed for virtual reality homelessness
• Kind act spreads to 167 cars at McDonald's

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 22, 2017

• Intel chiefs: Trump did not ask us to interfere with Russia investigation
• Trump says he has no tapes of conversation with Comey
• Pressure grows for Pelosi to step down as minority leader
• Pelosi: 'I think I'm worth the trouble'
• Senate healthcare bill unveiled
• Already Republicans have problems with it
• FBI: No wider plot suspected in Flint airport stabbing
• ICE busts prominent member of Boston's illegal Irish community
• Ossoff blames 'dark money' for his election loss
• U.S. Navy ballistic missille intercept test fails
• Libs say Trump 'mentally ill' for thinking he's being spied on in White House
• Meanwhile...Germany spied on the White House for years
• 600 UK buildings have similar death-trap, global warming-friendly cladding as Grenfell
• Coal king sues HBO over John Oliver's show
• Study: Tesla car batteries not even remotely green
• Foxconn to invest $10 billion in U.S. plant
• Column: Dissolve Illinois and give it to surrounding states
• DC beats Oregon to the punch on gender-neutral driver's licenses
• Auto crashes rise in legalized pot states
• Canadian sniper kills ISIS militant from 2 miles away
• Judge grants man's request to change his name to Trump
• Woman undergoes 8 surgeries to look like Melania...and she doesn't
• Study: Psychopaths drink their coffee black
• Ron Howard steps in to direct Han Solo movie
• Legal expert: Pensacola destined to lose in cross case
• Did baseball team actually make fun of Tebow's religion?
• Worker bit in tussle with would-be stripper pole thief
• 'Pizzagate' shooter sentenced to 4 years in prison
• Villagers fear 'half-human, half-beast' born to sheep, think it's sent by the devil
• White ex-employee sues company for favoring Indians (dot, not feather)
• Bikini contest contestant clobbers competition with high-heel shoe
• Guest: Larry Pratt from Gun Owners of America on the prospect of Eric Holder running for president

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 21, 2017

• 'Referendum on Trump' fails
• Dems already blaming hacks for loss
• Terrorist attack on police officer in Flint
• Dems block witnesses from testifying in Russia probe
• Former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson says DNC refused their help with hack
• Mueller to investigate Team Obama
• Trump administration makes final plea to SCOTUS to rule on travel ban
• Sen. McCaskill: GOP healthcare bill a tax cut for the rich
• Defunding Planned Parenthood could be off the table in new GOP healthcare bill
• SoKo confirms crashed drone near DMZ belongs to NoKo
• U.S. spy satellites detect activity at NoKo nuke test site
• Trump huddles with national security over power grid
• Professor who mocked white people suspended from teaching job
• Non-citizen voting much higher than previously thought
• Illegal's family says deportation violates their religious beliefs
• Washington Examiner: Bannon's fat joke about Spicer was actually pretty funny
• George Clooney sells his tequila company for $1 billion
• Study: Olive oil preserves memory
• Woman who hid gun in her vagina gets probation
• Empty NYC transit bus rolls down street, crashes into church
• Guest: Douglas Murray, author of 'The Strange Death of Europe' on Islamic terrorism in Europe and what we can learn from it
• Expert of the Day: Donald Devine, senior scholar at The Fund for American Studies, on Donald Trump and the future of conservatism