Daily Show Prep - Monday July 31, 2017

• Scaramucci out
• 10 most colorful lines from Scaramucci's time in the West Wing
• Trump: No more Obamacare exemptions for Congress
• No more bailouts for insurance companies
• Wasserman Schultz aide still liquidating assets in U.S.
• Report: Awan had access to every email in Congress, sold secrets to foreign agents
• China hits back at Trump criticism of NoKo
• OPEC on the ropes
• 4,300 days since last U.S. major hurricane strike
• Study: Trump's wall unpopular with people he wants to keep out
• BernMe squirms as CNN host spews facts on single-payer health care
• Libs going nuts over Trump joke to police to be rough with suspects
• Sharpton protesting Trump over racist 'paddy wagon' comment
• Huckabee apologizes for 'short bus' comment
• Judge orders review of airline seat size, legroom
• Flight delayed by naked passenger
• Airport worker punches passenger
• Supposed 'man' has child in Oregon
• Sheriff Joe found guilty of contempt
• Many Americans too drugged-out to work
• Lawsuits begin against manufacturers of opiods
• Psychologists say more and more young people feel entitled
• University bans straight white students from safe space
• Protesters hold a mock duel with Rep. Farenthold
• Elon Musk says he's bipolar
• ESPN doesn't seem to understand why Colin Kaepernick is unemployed
• Xtreme Eating awards for 2017
• Chris Christie gets in Cubs fan's face
• Expert of the Day: Dinesh D'Souza on his new book, The Big Lie: Exposing the Nazi Roots of the American Left

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 28, 2017

• Reince and Repeat is out
• Roger Stone: If you're a globalist RINO trying to take out Trump, Reince is your man
• McCain kills Obamacare repeal
• Ted Cruz lays into those who killed repeal
• Kim Jong-un fires off another missile
• House GOP demands special counsel to investigate Obama administration
• Who will win 'West Wing Survivor'?
• Sen. Grassley tweets to Trump 'Tell Scaramucci not to use that filthy language around me'
• The Mooch's wife files for divorce
• Retired colonel says Wasserman Schultz used IT staffer against Bernie Sanders
• Debbie What's-her-name Schultz 'absolute wreck' since Awan arrest
• Trump's pipeline passes final environmental hurdle
• Terrorist yelling 'Allahu Akbar' kills one in Hamburg supermarket
• CNN gives sympathetic interview to MS-13 members
• Maxine Waters interrupts Treasury Secretary's answer 12 times
• Conference teaches teachers how to combat 'whiteness in schools'
• Cruise ship killing took place during 'murder mystery' party
• Highs up to 20 degrees below average this weekend in DC
• Expert of the Day: Chris Deaton from the Weekly Standard on McCain thwarting Obamacare reform

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 27, 2017

• Networks bury the Wasserman Schultz/Imran Awan story
• Scaramucci goes after West Wing leakers
• He goes off on Priebus
• Bannon pushing for 44 percent tax on the very rich
• Rand Paul says healthcare debate is about freedom
• 'Transgender' former Navy SEAL attacks Trump but makes Trump's point
• Tech execs blast Trump's transgender ban for the military
• 5 reasons why trans accommodations aren't compatible with military
• Combat vet makes case against trans-military
• CBO: 15 million would opt out of Obamacare if they could
• Boy Scouts official apologizes for Trump's speech at jamboree
• Muslim gang rampaged through Liverpool attacking white non-Muslims
• Too much sugar could increase depression in men
• Coke Zero to change to Coke Zero Sugar
• House intel committee questions former Obama official
• Gore teams up with Heinz for climate change meeting
• Bieber strikes photographer with truck
• Settlement vindicates teens who protested abortion in front of school
• Sen. Burr reintroduces bill to stop IRS from rehiring fired workers
• Teen who made false rape charge now faces felony charges
• Scary! Video shows moment Ohio State Fair ride malfunctions
• Snopes in danger of shutting down over mismanagement of funds
• German court gives states the right to deport suspected terrorists
• Fake doctor ran clinics across U.S. for 15 years
• OMG, people! A circus tiger is forced to ride a horse! What are we going to do!?!
• U.S. marshals found N.H. 'Fugitive of the Week' tanning in backyard
• Man accused of torching 8 cars after his wedding was called off
• FBI: Man killed wife on cruise ship because she wouldn't stop laughing at him
• California town wants to classify vaping the same as cigarettes
• Talking to yourself is not crazy, it's stress relief
• Expert of the Day: John Malcolm from the Heritage Foundation on Jeff Sessions

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 26, 2017

• Senate rejects full repeal of Obamacare
• Here's a list of the seven Republicans who voted against repeal
• Trump bans transgenders in the military
• McCain says not so fast
• Debbie What's-her-name Schultz's opponent calls her out on IT guy
• Flashback: Imran Awan was a guest opinion writer for CNN
• CNN finally breaks down and prints the story
• 5 fast facts about Imran Awan
• Sessions cracks down on intel leaks
• Congress digging into Ukraine-DNC connection
• Trump jokes about being added to Mount Rushmore, the Internet responds
• Apple supplier Foxconn to open plant in Wisconsin
• UK to ban all diesel and gas cars by 2040
• Secret Service special officer accidentally shoots himself
• California Islamic center under fire for calling for annihilation of Jews
• CalExit gains steam
• California closing in on 1 million drivers licenses for illegals
• House Republicans seek to dodge border wall vote
• Near-record California snow season comes to an end
• Scientists dim sunlight, suck up CO2 to cool planet
• Meanwhile: Sea levels are falling
• Man sentenced to prison for killing pet fish
• Professor blasted for opposing 'Day Without White People' files $3.8 million lawsuit
• Russian arrested for laundering criminal money with Bitcoins
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root on illegal voting and transgenders in the military

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 25, 2017

• Imran Awan arrested at Dulles
• Story begins to break into the MSM
• McCain's return sets stage for big healthcare bill
• Trump praises Senate for moving forward on healthcare
• How they voted
• U.S. Navy ship fires warning shots near Iranian ship
• Justice Dept. to withhold money from sanctuary cities
• Alabama Republicans rally around sessions amid Trump firestorm
• Report: Bill O'Reilly looks to team with Hannity for new 'conservative media empire'
• Sinclair CEO denies it
• Scaramucci threatens to 'fire everybody' to stop White House leaks
• Sen. Collins dogs congressman's looks who wanted to challenge her to a duel
• Gore's new warming: 'Every organ system can be affected by climate change'
• Near-record chill in Northeast
• Man charged with raping an 11-year-old says she raped him
• More scientific hysteria: Sperm count drop may lead to human extinction
• Ancient humans had sex with non-humans
• Princeton to combat aggressive masculinity on campus
• Expert of the Day: Eric Peters, contributor to The Spectator on how crony-capitalism is killing mom & pop gas stations

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 24, 2017

• FBI seized smashed hard drives from Wasserman Schultz's IT guy
• Kushner meets with Intel committee, denies collusion with Russia
• Rumor: Trump mulling replacing Sessions with Rudy
• Schumer: We lost in 2014, 2016 because people didn't know what we stood for
• 10 die in illegal immigrant smuggling operation
• ICE chief lists worst sanctuary cities
• Police: Illegal repeatedly raped 12-year-old girl
• Dems' 'Better Deal' goes after big companies
• 18-year-old arrested after live-streaming fatal crash
• NoKo identifies Hawaii and Alaska as possible targets
• New blood test can check for 13 cancers
• Socialized medicine kills Charlie Gard, parents give up fight to save him
• Lana Del Rey confirms attempting to use witchcraft against Trump
• Trump is polling above 50 percent in 17 states
• Enforcing the '97 percent consensus' on climate change has generated further doubt
• Study: Eating a big breakfast key to weight loss
• Wisconsin company to implant microchips in employees
• Dude claims that guys can have periods too
• Kansas contest winner disqualified after company learns she's a Trump supporter

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 21, 2017

• Spicer out as Trump's press secretary
• Anthony Scaramucci in
• Now rumblings about Bannon
• PBS: Why arming the rebels in Syria never worked
• Mining up almost 22 percent in Q1
• Food stamp use lowest in 7 years
• Susan Rice meets privately with Senate Intel committee
• U.S. urges nationals in NoKo to 'depart immediately'
• NY Times reporter accuses white women of racism for not ceding the sidewalk to him
• Slavery drama 'Confederate' causing a stir
• The mysterious death of Lauren Agee
• Astronomers solve the mystery of 'alien space signal'
• Hacker steals $7 million in digital currency
• Jeff Flake's primary challenger thinks McCain should resign...and she's right
• Nevada brothel offer O.J. a job until prostitutes threaten to quit
• Mysterious island forms off NC coast
• Expert of the Day: Hans von Spakovsky on Trump's commission to investigate voter fraud