Daily Show Prep - Monday April 30, 2018

• SoKo leader says Trump 'can take the Nobel' Peace Prize
• Dennis Rodman's taking some of the credit
• CNN contributor says Michelle Wolf should get the prize
• Yeah, Michelle who? Here's a sample of her work
• Netanyahu: Iran lied
• Oil hedge fund manager says $300 oil not impossible
• Vancouver gas prices near $8 a gallon
• Trump stops caravan at the border
• Most Americans want to keep them out
• T-Mobile and Sprint promise lower prices if they're allowed to merge
• Poll: Dems lose ground with millennials
• John McCain says now that he's dying he's freer to speak his own mind
• Rep. Kevin McCarthy talks compromise
• Trump endorses congressional term limits
• Stormy Daniels files defamation lawsuit against Trump
• Man wielding a metal bar breaks into Trump International Hotel looking for Jared Kushner
• Pro-Second Amendment Parkland student still getting blasted by liberal teachers
• U. of Texas to treat masculinity as a mental health issue
• Man who tried to drown himself in pool is suing people who rescued him
• Rapper issues 'Crip alert' for Kanye
• Prom dress causes 'cultural appropriation' stink in Utah
• Transgender patients sue Wisconsin for refusing to pay for transition surgery
• Vegan bullying backfires
• Taxpayers foot the bill as college students mine for Bitcoin
• The odd disappearance of the French tree at the White House
• French museum discovers more than half of its painting are fake
• Why the older you get the easier it is to rip you off
• Expedia launches 2018 poll on most annoying habits on a plane
• Off-duty cop saves kid from coyote
• Guest: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner about the CBP delivering messages in Spanish to Latin America
• Expert of the Day: Harlan Ullman, author of Anatomy of Failure, on Ronny Jackson removing himself from consideration to head the VA

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 27, 2018

• Historic meeting between NoKo/SoKo
• House panel officially clears Trump campaign in Russia probe
• Clapper lied to Congress about leaking dossier to CNN
• Cabal of wealthy Dems financed the Steele dossier
• CNN: NRA gathers documents amid scrutiny over ties to Russian
• Trey Gowdy: Comey's definition of a leak 'is what the rest of us call a felony'
• Trump: Russia probe must end now
• First quarter GDP grew more than expected
• Tom Brokaw accused of sexual harassment
• Saudi Arabia downs another Yemeni missile
• Book: Hillary cursed about 'disgusting' Trump during debate prep
• Kanye to announce plan to make Chicago great again
• Chance the Rapper rejects praise from Trump
• Temple U. rescinds Cosby's honorary degree
• PA Rep. Meehan resigns amid sexual harassment probe
• Europe, U.S. police seize ISIS propaganda servers
• Half of Republicans say media should be described as enemy of the people
• CNN host says 'border security hurts America'
• Claims by Joy Reid's cybersecurity expert fall apart
• Amazon's Alexa bug let hackers turn it into listening device
• Mass firings at RedState.com
• Rep. Mo Brooks says some GOP congressman are retiring over fear of assassination
• Teacher told to change her 'Just Pray' shirt
• These Olympians refused to visit the White House today
• Texas Dems crop Melania out of presidents photo
• Yale braces for influx of 'emotional support animals'
• University sets up 'cry closets'
• Nearly 80 percent of NFL players go broke within 2 years of leaving the league
• San Fran drug users shoot up during rush hour
• Man has chopstick removed from his penis
• Expert of the Day: Frank Gaffney, president of Center for Security Policy, on whether or not SoKo is seeking a separate peace

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 26, 2018

• Cosby found guilty
• Senate panel approves Mueller protection bill
• Trump says he's not going to fire Mueller but that may change
• CNN stacks Comey town hall with anti-Trump questions
• Migrant caravan prepares for mass crossing
• 81 percent of Americans think English should be the official language
• U.S. warns them not to do it
• Trump's VA pick withdraws
• Teachers in Arizona and Colorado go on strike
• Trump says Mike Pompeo wasn't supposed to meet with Kim Jong-un
• Stormy Daniels' lawyer says Trump made damning statements
• 800,000 people are about to flee New York and California because of taxes
• Congressman Brian Mast gets pro-gun primary opponent after he supports assault weapons ban
• Nashville proposes downtown homeless apartment
• Picture of teens' pre-prom prayer sparks anger
• Texas hospital ends life support for fully-conscious patient
• BSNBC's Joy Reid will stay on the air despite posting supposedly 'homophobic' blogs
• UK sign warns of smartphone zombies
• Top 10 worst American cities for allergies
• Expert of the Day: Al Weaver from the Washington Examiner says Dems don't love BernMe's jobs-for-all plan

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 25, 2018

• Judge: Bars are allowed to throw out Trump supporters
• NoKo's nuke site collapsed
• NYSE suspends trading for the day for Amazon, Google
• Republicans expect to receive missing Strzok-Page text messages from DOJ
• Trump's travel ban poised for victory at SCOTUS
• Judge rules Trump must restart DREAMers program
• MS-13 gang member tries to enter U.S. as 'unaccompanied minor'
• NY guv issues cease and desist letter to ICE agents
• Dems fail to take seat in Arizona
• Parkland teacher blasts student who posted picture of himself at gun range
• Student blasts back
• Cruz endorses Trump for 2020
• British politicians declare war on knives
• Hatred of journalists on the rise worldwide
• Trump thanks Kanye for his support
• China assigns every citizen a 'social credit score' to determine who's trustworthy
• BSNBC's Joy Reid now claims hackers wrote her anti-gay blogs
• Arrogant former Hillary aide tries to intervene in traffic stop involving her daughter
• Baltimore mayor tells businesses when to close to address violence
• Mnuchin urges taxpayers to check their paychecks to make sure their withholdings are correct
• Millennials blame boomers for ruining their lives
• Russian scientist who invented nerve agent used on spy in UK struck by car
• IT director teases sequel: 'Bring your adult diapers'
• Guest: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner on the special election in Arizona
• Expert of the Day: Author Ron Kessler and his new book, The Trump White House: Changing the Rules of the Game

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 24, 2018

• BernMe Sanders to unveil 'guaranteed job' bill
• Finland's basic income experiment fails
• Science proves communism makes nations poorer and less healthy
• CNN whines that Walmart's CEO earns 1,188 times more than the median worker
• Bin Laden's bodyguard now on German welfare
• ICE busts 225 in NYC raid
• 56 illegals found in Texas 'stash house'
• Judge calls ICE on couple she was about to marry
• Migrant caravan nears U.S. border
• Menu-labeling rule for restaurants to go into effect
• Kanye admits: 'I love Donald Trump'
• Trump has meant big ratings for 'fake news' media
• Trump trashes journalists at upcoming correspondents dinner
• CNN's Acosta says Trump's words could spark violence against journalists
• NRA supporters blow up Yeti coolers after company ends discount
• 'Real Indian' running against Elizabeth Warren for senate
• Hillary to stop referring to herself as a 'wife' first on her Twitter profile
• Dems look for big upset in Arizona
• Attacks against Jews in NYC increase
• Study: UN climate model predictions are 'inconsistent' with real temperatures
• Ga. home invader picks wrong house
• Ca. on the verge of banning Christian books
• Singles say bad grammar is a bigger turn-off than bad sex
• Memphis city council members discuss seceding from Tennessee
• Expert of the Day: John Heubusch, Executive Director of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation, on what Reagan would think about Trump tariffs

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 23, 2018

• Waffle House killer captured by police
• Shooter stole a BMW, escaped from police days before the shooting
• He thought Taylor Swift was stalking him
• Was arrested for trespassing near White House
• Meet the Waffle House hero
• TN lawmakers propose more gun laws
• Woman gives birth in car outside shooting
• Russian lawyer wants to know why Mueller hasn't contacted her
• Roger Stone demands the DNC servers in DNC's lawsuit against him
• Mexico responds to Trump's threat to tie NAFTA to their immigration policy
• Trump instructs border officials to block caravan from entering U.S.
• 14 states hit record low unemployment
• Joe Manchin gives Pompeo the vote he needs to be next Secretary of State
• Rand Paul now on board with Pompeo
• Jim Jordan seriously looking at running for Speaker of the House
• Kanye West tweets admiration for YouTuber who wants to free blacks from dependence
• Who is Candace Owens?
• Shania Twain clarifies comments supporting Trump
• Opinion: The thought police are real, and they're coming for Kanye and Shania
• Milo shouted out of bar with chants of 'Nazi scum get out'
• EPA's Pruitt: The war on coal is over
• Former NFL kicker sparks outrage with humorous gun photo
• Michael Bloomberg burning $4.5 million of his own money on Paris climate agreement
• James Cameron slams superhero movies: 'Enough already'
• Thousands of girls joining Cub Scouts
• Claim: Robots will outnumber humans in 15 years and feel 'genuine emotion'
• Penn State says 98-year-old outdoor club is too risky
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on the media logic on Trump's obsession with the prostitute claim

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 20, 2018

• NoKo says it will suspend nuke tests
• DOJ watchdog probing Comey memos
• Read the Comey memos
• New revelations shed light on the whole 'loyalty' thing
• Trump calls treatment of Flynn unfair compared to Comey
• Did Trump stay overnight in Moscow or not?
• Still can't get over it! DNC sues Trump, Russia over 2016 loss
• Students walk out to protest guns
• De Niro providing students with 'permission slips'
• Trump blasts OPEC
• China now controls South China Sea
• Chuckie Schumer wants to legalize pot
• Baltimore police comish apologizes to hip-hop audience for policing history, gets booed
• Government accidentally sends file on mind control experiments to journalist
• Analysts say iPhone sales could be worse than expected
• British Airways pilot arrested in cockpit for being 4 times over legal alcohol limit
• Christina Aguilera plays sex robot prostitute in new film
• Oregon nail gun attacker is a previously deported illegal
• Flint sets all-time record for snowfall
• Charlotte councilman wants proof airplanes hit the World Trade Center
• Study: Government is replacing religion
• GQ says the Bible is one of the top ten most overrated books of all time