Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 20, 2018

• Federal judge blocks Trump's limitation on caravan and asylum-seekers
• Migrants complain about free food given by Mexico
• Six Bangladeshis apprehended at Texas border in 12 hours
• White House issues press conference guidelines, WHCA pushes back on follow-up questions
• Paul RINO sides with Navy admiral against Trump
• Guv-elect Kemp dismantles Stacy Abrams's arguments point-by-point
• FL Dems under investigation for election fraud
• House committee subpoenas Comey, Lynch over botched Hillary probe
• 'FAANG' stocks lose over a trillion in market value
• Obama: We don't invest in climate change policies because of 'mommy issues'
• BSNBC's Katy Tur laments her life may be pointless because they don't cover climate change enough
• Ocasio-Cortez pushes leftist revolt in Democrat Party
• FBI classifies 'Proud Boys' as extremist group
• Walmart, others request donation refund from MS senator over 'public hanging' remark
• Trump defends her
• Only 9 percent of Americans think news coverage of Trump is fair
• Women's March founder asks leaders to step down over bigotry, anti-Semitism
• Chicago hospital shooting claims 3 lives, gunman also dead
• Former Pfizer exec beaten to death in DC
• Washington State police chief refuses to enforce state's new anti-gun law
• Is CDC covering up 'polio-like' illness with children?
• CDC: Don't eat the romaine lettuce
• LWM ignore restraining order story against Avenatti
• Trump jokes about courts blocking his pardon of the White House turkey
• Expert of the Day: Stephen Strang, author of Trump Aftershock: The President's Seismic on Culture and Faith in America

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 19, 2018

• Ivanka busted for sending government business on personal e-mail
• Rick Scott wins FL senate seat
• Brenda Snipes resigns
• Dems flip another Republican House seat
• Holder, Hillary question legitimacy of GA guv race
• Hollywood actors threaten boycott of GA after Abrams defeat
• Nunes wants new AG to investigate 'dirty cops' at FBI
• Trump hints that Kelly could be out as chief of staff
• Left comes unglued when Trump defends himself from admiral who said he threatens the Constitution
• Pelosi mocks those who want to impeach Trump and abolish ICE
• Acosta says WH tells him he'll be suspended again when restraining order runs out
• And then the White House backs down
• Mexican journalist reveals truth about caravan
• Trump mocks 'little Adam Schitt'
• Schumer's daughter married a woman over the weekend
• Bernstein suggests editing presidential press conference instead of carrying them live
• Networks ignore Dem congressman's boast that U.S. has nukes to those who want to keep their 'assault weapons'
• Senior CIA official tells CNN Saudi crown prince ordered hit on opinion writer
• The pope spews more communism
• NJ archbishop to publicly name pervert priests
• Facebook on track to post longest losing streak ever
• Researchers say Facebook can cause depression
• Bipartisan effort to stop annoying robocalls
• Trump in spat with Navy SEAL in charge of killing bin Laden
• Nissan chairman arrested
• Northeast could see coldest Thanksgiving on record
• Fake psychiatrist practices with no training for over 20 years
• Dems moving to lift headgear restrictions for members of Congress on House floor
• Celine Dion launches gender-neutral clothing line for children
• School has 17 children changing genders
• Study: Lifting weights is better for your heart than cardio
• Dog accused of a hate crime
• Number of witches in U.S. on the rise
• Woman sues hospital for resuscitating her
• Man sues British Airways for being seated next to fat guy
• School bans 'expensive jackets' due to 'poverty shaming'
• Passengers rescued from elevator that dropped over 80 floors
• University tells professors not to use ALL CAPS because it may frighten students
• Deleted scene from Phil's movie questioning Al Gore
• Expert of the Day: Al Weaver from the Washington Examiner on Pelosi as a 'transitional' leader
  

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 16, 2018

• Acosta gets his pass back
• Judge based his decision on fake news
• CBS's Major Garrett: 'I handed the microphone back' when Trump said 'not you'
• Flashback: Nobody cared when Obama spied on James Rosen from Fox News
• Hand recount begins for FL senate race
• CNN's John King: Judges will have to 'bend the law' to give Dems a victory in FL
• Defeated GA candidate Abrams prepares new challenge
• AZ GOP announces independent audit of Maricopa County
• Trump writes answers to Mueller's questions
• U.S. charging Julian Assange
• Copy-and-paste error reveals indictment
• Residents in upscale Tijuana neighborhood throw rocks at caravan
• Pelosi taunts challengers
• Challenger Marcia Fudge says Pelosi is an 'elitist'
• GOP House Judiciary preps subpoenas for Comey, Lynch
• Gohmert: I think Trump is prepared to shut down the government
• Brutal winter storm to pummel the Northeast, and it's not even winter yet
• Last decade shatters record for most winter storms
• Mini ice age could be on the way
• 'Scientists' predict Amazon's Long Island HQ2 will be flooded by sea level rise
• Ocasio-Cortez gets into heated fight with fellow Dem over climate change
• Firestorm over photo of Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter
• Kellyanne Conway changes her Twitter bio after husband goes off on Trump...again
• WashPo writer hints Trump's recognition of Elvis is racist
• Despite Janus ruling, some unions still forcing non-members to pay dues
• Freedom of religion in danger with House Dems in power
• MS guv called a racist by pro-choicers for wanting to save black babies
• Israel set for early elections after cabinet breaks up
• University mandates all students take diversity and inclusion courses
• Speed camera will catch drivers on their phones from over half a mile away
• Students say they don't know what 'trivial' means in exam question fiasco

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 15, 2018

• Federal judge on recount: Florida is 'laughing stock of the world'
• Gives voters until Saturday to fix mismatched signatures on ballots
• Gillum gains one vote in recount
• Cory Booger claims Republicans are stealing election in GA
• Mia Love in Utah may actually win after all
• Federal court says Hillary must answer more questions about her e-mails
• White House lawyer argues Trump can ban all reporters
• Trump calls Mueller team a 'gang of Democratic thugs'
• Judge in CNN case delays his decision until tomorrow
• Larry King: CNN is 'not a news network'
• Van Jones gives Trump rare praise over prison reform
• Trump endorses sentencing reform but press doesn't care because 'he's a racist'
• Trump has ignited blacks and liberals are trying to deny it
• Pelosi thanks Sharpton for 'saving America'
• Senators meet with Trump on wall, try to avert a shutdown
• Jim Jordan lobbies lame duck Congress to fund Trump's border wall
• CIA whistleblower says he was targeted by Brennan, Mueller, Strzok
• Feds collect record taxes in October, still running $100 billion deficit
• U.S. retail sales rebound on autos, building materials
• Uber posts $1 billion loss
• Stormy Daniels says we should 'reserve judgment' of her creepy porn lawyer
• Suspected serial killer could be responsible for more than 90 murders
• San Antonio cold shatters 102-year-old record
• Earliest Houston snowfall on record
• Parts of Louisiana break early snow records
• FDA wants to ban menthol cigarettes
• Roy Clark dead at 85
• Theresa May may be on her way out
• NJ couple, homeless man plotted to scam people with GoFundMe account, prosecutors say
• Comcast fires employee for being a member of 'Proud Boys'
• Flight attendant sues AA accusing co-worker of choking her with scarf
• Expert of the Day: David Rubin, author of 'Trump and the Jews' on the attacks on Trump and the Gaza situation

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 14, 2018

• The invasion begins: Migrants start climbing border wall
• Creepy porn lawyer arrested on suspicion of domestic violence
• Woodward on CNN: Remedy isn't a lawsuit, 'it's more serious reporting'
• Fox News backs CNN in lawsuit
• 13 news organizations back CNN
• Same media blocked Breitbart from getting pass
• 72 percent say media dividing the country
• Judge in case appointed by Trump
• Says he'll rule tomorrow at 3pm ET
• Corsi says he's a victim of Mueller's 'perjury trap'
• Mueller grand jury witness accuses Clinton-linked prosecutor of conflict of interest
• Bolton aide exits White House after dust-up with first lady
• Blue wave emerges as more red seats turn blue
• Thousands of provisional ballots suddenly found in NM
• Palm Beach voting machines overheat
• 600 death threats against Trump found on Twitter
• Rubio backs Trump on 'nationalism'
• Backlash mounts against Amazon deal
• Study: U.S. military advantage has eroded
• The man who could take Machine Gun Kelly's place as chief of staff
• Graham says he would 'totally' investigate FBI over Russia investigation if Judiciary chairman
• Man who verbally attacked Tucker Carlson's daughter is board member of women's group
• DC tables bill to lower voting age to 16
• Corruptocracy: El Chapo's lawyer says Mexican presidents are on cartel's payroll
• Disney passholder displays Trump signs at park, gets banned
• Wisconsin company giving every employee a handgun for Christmas
• Woman chokes McDonald's manager for not getting enough ketchup
• 'MAGA Blocks' teach children how to build the wall
• Expert of the Day: Don Keith, author of Hunter Killer, on why the film version has been banned in Russia

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 13, 2018

• CNN sues White House over Acosta
• CBS News: Mueller indictments on the way soon
• Corsi says it's him
• Trump hits back at Macron
• Florida county allowed illegal e-mail voting by hurricane victims
• Republican in Maine sues to stop ranked-choice voting
• More races go to Dems
• Federal judge blocks GA from certifying election
• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar rages at Republicans
• Rumors of shakeup at the White House
• Kelly may be out after clash with First Lady
• Illegal released by Philly mayor rapes a child
• Muslim stabbed police officer while yelling 'Allahu Akbar'
• Record high business optimism continues
• Michelle says she was suspicious of Barack because white people liked him
• Fox News personality chased out of Brooklyn bar
• Tucker Carlson is Republicans' favorite host
• U.S. crude plunges toward $56 a barrel
• NY taxpayers to pay $48,000 per Amazon HQ job
• Lack of sunspots to bring record cold
• Surging polar bear populations now posing risk to public safety
• Ocasio-Cortez joins climate protest at Pelosi's office
• 'Smart toilets' scan poop and determine what ails you
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegman on Palm Beach County election supervisor invoking racism

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 12, 2018

• FL recount continues
• Broward County employee claims to have witnessed election staff filling out blank ballots
• Same claim in 2016
• Broward County airport evacuated after bomb threat at Avis where provisional ballots were found in trunk of rental
• Broward police 'uninterested' in picking up ballots
• Broward election officials block view as ballots are bundled
• Even WashPo concedes incompetence at best
• FL's AG directs law enforcement to take steps to 'guarantee integrity'
• Cinnamon Girl's lead in AZ grows
• Vast numbers of ballots in Fulton County, GA rejected as duplicate, non-citizens trying to vote
• GA's Stacy Abrams files suit in federal court her sister sits on
• Dems file last-minute lawsuit to delay vote certification
• Macron rips 'nationalism'
• Gay 'parents' kick adopted son out of house for wearing MAGA hat
• Death toll rises in CA wildfires
• Looters were dressed like Forest Service workers
• Guv Brown blames climate deniers
• Illegal released from 'sanctuary county' arrested in triple homicide
• Illegal immigrant families shattered record in October
• Mass. Imam bashes America: 'Land of the coward and home of the slave'
• Congress braces for high-drama lame duck session
• Dems plan to target at least 85 Trump topics in January
• Lindsey Graham: No need for Whitaker to recuse himself
• Jerome Corsi says he expects to be indicted by Mueller
• Comey had sensitive FBI e-mails on private Gmail account
• Former Clinton Advisor: Hillary will run in 2020
• CNN to sue over Acosta's suspended WH press pass
• Fox News boycotts Twitter over their response to Tucker Carlson mob
• Creepy porn lawyer takes case of man who called Tucker's daughter a c**t
• Congressman-elect Dan Crenshaw appears on SNL for 'teachable moment'
• 98 percent of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones
• Camera Hogg slapped back by Parkland victim's father over Trump remark
• Some British companies are implanting security chips in employees
• Wisconsin high school class gives Nazi salute in class photo
• Robocalls are at 'epidemic levels'
• Less than a third of Americans meet new fitness standards
• Too much caffeine may stress the heart
• Voice of HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey dead at 90
• Man broke into home, got in bed naked with residents
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry says Jim Acosta isn't disliked because he asks 'hard questions'