Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 27, 2019

• Trump to designate drug cartels as terrorist groups
• DOJ watchdog expected to criticize FBI for excluding 'game changer' material from FISA app
• 'Anonymous' author says Trump will hear from him/her/ze before the election
• White House official sues NY Times for allegedly colluding with Schiff
• Ambassador Sondland accused of sexual misconduct by 3 women
• Liz Warren drops like a rock in new poll
• Baby Trump balloon back after getting knifed
• Trump-Rocky photo explodes on social media
• Now all of a sudden Rudy cutting deals in Ukraine is sinister
• Twitter allows pedophiles to discuss attraction to minors
• Birth rates in U.S. lowest in three decades
• Students bash Thanksgiving as a celebration of genocide
• Woman suing Hunter Biden in paternity suit was stripper he met at strip club
• Jeremy Clarkson of 'The Grand Tour' says Greta Thunberg is an 'idiot'
• 'Model' who got illegal butt injections may have to have it amputated
• Love the headline: 'Police find deceased Utah woman's husband in freezer, foul play suspected'
• What's this 'OK, Boomer' about?
• George Washington's Thanksgiving Proclamation

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 26, 2019

• Poll: More blacks oppose impeachment than support it
• House Judiciary will decide on impeachment
• Christopher Steele distributed other dossier reports
• Putin foes says FusionGPS was agent for Russia while helping Hillary
• Trump puts Kushner in charge of overseeing wall construction
• Obama said he would speak up to prevent BernMe from getting the nomination
• Dallas Fed president says fourth quarter is weak
• 'Slow-moving blob' put White House on lockdown
• Court witness testified Rep. Omar is a Qatari asset funneling intel to Iran
• Global warming: Denver flights canceled due to heavy snow
• Papa John warns of 'day of reckoning'
• 2019 could break firearm background check record
• Angry DNC official asks Fox News anchor why Tucker Carlson still has a job
• Girl Scouts remind parents their daughters don't owe anybody a hug this holiday season
• Mostly Muslim protesters banned from protesting GBLT curriculum in UK
• 'Triggered' NY Post writer doesn't like Christmas gun ad
• JonBenét Ramsey photographer jailed on child porn charges
• Finger test can reveal if you have lung cancer
• Doctors remove man's 16-pound kidney

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 25, 2019

• House Dems are drafting impeachment report
• WashPo reporter says Dems are getting cold feet
• FISA alterations could pose big trouble for FBI
• Graham won't be intimidated into doing nothing on the Biden issue
• Mexican President urges Pelosi to pass USMCA
• SCOTUS allows climate scientist's defamation lawsuit against National Review to go forward
• Hero dog visits the White House
• Joy Behar blasts Facebook for not blocking Trump
• Defense secretary says Trump ordered him to allow Navy SEAL to keep elite status
• Donald Trump signs bill making animal cruelty a felony
• School board fires doctor after he says girl doesn't belong on boys wrestling team
• Andy Ngo suspended by Twitter for responding to Chelsea Clinton
• McDonald's agrees to $26 million settlement in lawsuit
• NY bans foie gras
• Creepy: Stranger hacks baby monitor, tells little girl 'I love you'
• NASA finds sugar molecules in meteorites

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 22, 2019

• FBI agent under investigation by DOJ is Kevin Clinesmith
• Trump wants impeachment trial so he can clear his name
• Judge Nap erroneously claims impeachment is a political process, not a legal one
• Fiona Hill says any criticism of George Soros is antisemitic
• Sen. Graham officially opens investigation into Biden and Ukraine
• Requests State Department hand over documents on Biden and Ukraine
• And Anvil Joe is mad
• Hunter's investment firm got $130 million in bailout loans while Joe was VP
• Trump predicts 'historic' conclusions from DOJ IG report
• Obama's doctor thinks Trump has 'neurological issues'
• Liz Warren pushes reparations...again
• Rep. Tlaib wants to get rid of Trump's 'opportunity zones' for distressed areas
• NY Times fashion critic: Hillary looked presidential in white, Tulsi looks cultish
• Judge allows teen's lawsuit against NBC to proceed
• IU says professor's views are 'racist, sexist, and homophobic' but he won't be fired
• Prince Andrew kicked out of Buckingham Palace over his Epstein relationship
• Atheist group files complaint after Kanye holds surprise worship service in jail
• Crazy leftist trying to disrupt college Republicans comes unglued

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 21, 2019

• FBI official under criminal investigation after allegedly altering document in Russia probe
• Two Days Ago: Peter Strzok accused of committing 'security violations'
• Impeachment witness says it's a 'fictional narrative' to believe Ukraine interfered in our election
• Flashback: Ukraine convicted two officials of interfering in our election
• Dem's witness testifies that Obama withheld weapons from Ukraine for political reasons
• Fredo calls his mom live on CNN to prove Trump wrong and it backfires
• Rob Reiner still on the 'Putin's puppet' narrative
• Ca. Supreme Court shoots down new law requiring prez candidates to turn over tax returns
• Man wanted for murder in Mexico deported by ICE
• Teen who posted 'slave for sale' Craigslist ad charged with hate crime
• Government report shows DNC $7 million in debt, RNC flush with cash
• NJ cops must now conduct body searches based on gender identity
• High school transgenders get 'unrestricted' access to girls' locker room
• Lyft pulling scooters out of Nashville, other cities
• Trump administration launches initiative to keep plastic waste out of oceans
• McCatchy newspaper chain nears bankruptcy
• NYC councilman who dresses as Captain America gets cease-and-desist from Marvel
• Eye Roll: Coldplay won't tour to promote new album in order to save the planet
• Guest: Author Doug Wead about his upcoming book 'Inside Trump's Whitehouse'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 20, 2019

• Sondland's 'bombshell' turns out to be just his 'presumption'
• Republicans intend to subpoena whistleblower, Hunter Biden
• Voters getting antsy about impeachment hearings
• Rep. Stefanik continues to seize the spotlight
• Ukraine widens investigation of Burisma founder
• Andrew McCarthy: GOP needs to embrace quid pro quo
• Prince Andrew steps down from his duties amid Epstein scandal
• DNA test shows Hunter Biden is baby daddy of Arkansas kid
• Poll: Trump leads all Dems in WI
• Mother kills 3 infant sons after worrying they'd grow up to abuse women
• Shocker: Union boss expelled from UAW amid accusations of bribery, misuse of union funds
• Former Baltimore mayor charged with wire fraud, tax evasion
• Millennials say Secret Santa causes too much anxiety
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on the impeachment circus
• Pre-order Eddie's book, Privileged Victims

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 19, 2019

• Schiff aide was White House friend of whistleblower
• Arrogant colonel bristles at congressman calling him 'mister'
• Mister Vindman took it upon himself to contradict Trump to Zelensky on U.S. policy
• Vindman discussed call with anonymous intel official but claims he doesn't know whistleblower
• Army stands ready to move Vindman to secure location if his life is in danger
• Volker now says it was wrong of him to push investigation of Burisma
• Says he rejected Biden 'conspiracy theory'
• Rep. Stefanik gets witnesses to admit Hunter Biden's job created conflict of interest
• Major Garrett blasts Nunes blasting media as 'puppets of the Democratic Party'
• Poll: Support for impeachment among independents drops 10 points
• Border Patrol agents catch convicted murderers trying to enter the country
• Meanwhile, Dem congressman claims breaking into the country isn't a crime
• Border Patrol nabs teen using remote control car to smuggle meth
• Senate passes resolution supporting Hong Kong
• Ben Carson accuses Mad Maxine of hypocrisy on homelessness
• 120-year-old photo sparks Greta Thunburg conspiracy theory
• S. Dakota launches anti-drug campaign: 'Meth. We're on it.'
• Rep. Swalwell denies 'Fartgate'