Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 11, 2020

• Trump, Pence attend Veterans Day ceremony at Arlington
• Trump grants Gold Star Families, vets free entrance to national parks for life
• Georgia to perform hand recount 
• Hollywood targets runoffs
• Dem candidate Warnock arrested in 2002 for obstructing child abuse investigation
• Lawsuit in MI alleges election fraud
• MI witness: Many faked ballots in Detroit, no votes for Trump, even among military
• Trump campaign lawsuit challenges Dominion voting machine count
• McEnany says lawsuits will likely make it to SCOTUS
• WashPo falsely reports USPS whistleblower recanted his story
• Dem convicted of election law violations helping Dems in PA
• Officials raised concerns over Dominion voting machines
• Glitch-prone machines used all across GA
• CNN freaks out over Trump not conceding
• Biden in September vowed not to declare victory until election was certified
• Biden's lead in AZ cut to under 13K
• Big Tech labels 25 Trump posts in 24 hours
• Biden COVID advisor calls for 4-6 week lockdown
• JPMorgan finds no benefit to lockdowns
• Ticketmaster will require proof of COVID vaccine to attend concerts
• Pfizer is participating in Operation Warp Speed, despite the fake news
• Minneapolis police chief pleads for money to pay for outside cops
• Portland councilman who wants to defund police calls 911 over Lyft ride
• Republican senate count now at 50
• Republican's lead in UT congressional race increases
• CT GOP lawmaker wins after race was called for Dem
• Latino Trump voter had his van torched
• Communist-ruled Hong Kong bans GBLT parade
• Ilhan Omar's campaign has now paid her husband's firm nearly $2.8 million
• Jeffrey fired by New Yorker mag for 'toobin' at work

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 10, 2020

 

• AG Barr authorizes DOJ to look into voting irregularities
• MI AG issues 'cease and desist' to journalist who published voter fraud video
• Trump campaign alleges two-tiered voting system in PA
• Biden's lead in AZ drops below 15k
• Never-Trumper organization doxes Trump lawyers, urges people to 'make them famous'
• Mueller prosecutor thinks Trump is preparing for a coup
• Every Legal Vote website runs numbers based on fraud data
• Gov. Cuomo: 'If I wasn't governor of New York, I would've decked' President Trump
• DNI will not interface with Biden transition team until election results are final
• Pompeo: There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration
• Andy McCabe feigns shock and disappointment in FISA missteps in Crossfire Hurricane
• Says he would not sign Carter Page spy warrant given what we know now
• Thom Tillis, Donald Trump declared winners in NC
• Cunningham concedes
• Sen. Manchin attacked by left after vehemently opposing court-packing
• Ted Cruz grills Andy McCabe on Flynn investigation
• Republican takes back CA seat lost two years ago to Dem
• Pelosi refuses to denounce socialism as she seeks another term as speaker
• Head of Biden's COVID task force wants 'universal mask mandates'
• CBS to cast 50 percent of roles on reality show to people of color

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 9, 2020

 

• Stocks soar to record highs on news of a vaccine
• Gov. Cuomo threatens to stop distribution under Trump
• Biden wants General Services Administration to approve transition of power, agency says they will when 'a winner is clear' 
• Sidney Powell says she has the goods on voter fraud
• Biden strangely received tens of thousands more votes than registered Dems in 11 PA counties
• What's the process for a recount in PA?
• Gov. Noem pushes back against hostile Stephanopoulos
• Team Trump plans rallies to contest election results
• Team Trump holds press conference
• Fox News denies canning Judge Jeanine because she's questioning the vote count
• Media shun Trump's claims of election interference after embracing Hillary's claims in 2016
• Mike says it's 'traitorous' to challenge election results
• Trump campaign outlines legal blitz strategy for recounts
• GA's two senate races will determine control of Senate
• Trump fires DefSec Esper
• Antifa vandalizes Biden HQ in Portland
• Ben Carson has COVID
• Michelle Obama calls for 'unity' by attacking Trump voters
• Hot mic catches Fox News host mocking Trump's fraud claims
• Biden supporter threatens Trump protesters with knife

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 6, 2020

 

• Recount coming in GA
• Mandatory recount likely in PA
• Trump may have to pay for WI recount
• Milwaukee's 90+ percent turnout raises eyebrows
• Project Veritas finds mail carrier who overheard supervisor talking about changing postmarks
• GOP says PA election official 'fundamentally altered' outcome of election
• Half of Trump's Twitter and Facebook posts have been flagged since Election Day
• The Squad fires back at fellow Dems who blame socialist talk for losses
• Meanwhile, Chinese state media gush over Biden
• San Fran passes 'Overpaid Executive Tax' for execs making over 100 times more than workers
• Fixed computer glitch in Oakland County, MI turns Republican loser into winner
• Did Google manipulate get-out-the-vote message?
• Job growth stronger than expected
• Dems in NM promise gerrymandered district after GOP wins it
• Judge rules all four officers in George Floyd case will be tried together
• NJ releasing inmates over COVID fears
• Man charged with making ISIS-related threats against Ft. Campbell
• Bentley to exclusively manufacture electric cars by 2030

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 5, 2020

• Postal whistleblower in MI says he was pre-date ballots
• Biden closes the gap in PA
• Court allows Trump observers closer access to vote count
• Judge says PA mail-in votes without proper information should be set aside and not yet counted
• Trump legal surrogates explain the lawsuit in NV
• LWM claim the '139,000 votes for Biden' story is a hoax
• Facebook censors 'Stop the Steal' group
• Pittsburgh vote counters take the day off
• Trump campaign surrogates begin media blitz for PA, NV lawsuits 
• Trump did better with minorities than any GOP candidate in 60 years
• Here are the numbers
• The Dem's majority in the House shrinks
• Some Dems angry on caucus call with Pelosi
• Is Pelosi's speakership in jeopardy?
• NJ guv signs strongest plastic bag ban in U.S.
• Protester who spit on policeman in NYC is a former Jerry Nadler intern
• BLM mob stabs Proud Boys leader, 3 others in DC
• Exit polls show Biden voters put stopping pandemic above economy

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 4, 2020

 

• Trump campaign to immediately request recount in Wisconsin
• They sue in Ga.
• Wisconsin National Guard to assist in tallying misprinted absentee ballots
• Michigan county to review ballots following report of skewed results
• Trump campaign says they won in AZ
• Data error in AZ shows far less of vote counted
• Sharpiegate: AZ AG to investigate
• PA vote count could drag into next week
• Rudy: Vote watchers in PA not allowed to watch
• Dems are accused of trying to steal the election in at least three states
• Black vote in Miami helped Trump win Florida
• Pollsters were wrong on Senate
• Frank Luntz: The polling profession is done
• British 'sex expert' has 'reconstruction surgery' so she can auction off her virginity

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 3, 2020

 

• What to expect tonight
• Trafalgar has Trump winning NC, AZ, NV, FL, and MI
• Republicans lead early voting in FL
• Even Real Clear Politics average now favors Trump in key states
• Biden campaign now saying that don't need FL and PA to win
• Biden ignored AZ
• NC extends voting in some precincts because of technical and human error
• Judge orders Post Office to search mail facilities for undelivered ballots
• Trump camp says turnout models confirm red wave
• McEnany says blacks, Latinos turning out for Trump
• Bettors bet on Trump
• 49 states on Draft Kings pick Trump
• Biden camp says he will not concede tonight
• If media declare Biden the winner he plans to address the nation as their 'new leader'
• CDC says people sick with COVID can break quarantine and vote
• AOC brags about 'radicalizing' young Americans