Daily Show Prep - Monday February 9, 2015

• Alabama caves to federal judge, allows gay marriage
• Judge Roy Moore goes off on feds
• University of Michigan spends $16k on campaign telling students what not to say
• Global temp fiddling biggest science scandal ever
• Most snow ever on record in Boston
• Why are gas prices going back up?
• ISIS terrorist released from Gitmo killed by U.S. drone
• Chris Kyle's killer goes on trial
• University of California student government votes to divest from America
• California opens another Obama-backed solar plant
• Low income Obamacare recipients in for rude awakening on Tax Day
• School worksheet tells students GOP thinks helping poor is a waste of money
• PA switches courses on Medicaid
• Nuke plants face EMP disaster, feds scramble
• Legal pot is killing drug cartels
• WashPo: Why politicians need to stop using meaningless phrase 'middle class'
• Janitor leaves library $8 million
• NFL hires its first chief health and medical advisor
• George Will calls Scott Walker 'a true Reaganite'
• Obama sets up snitch line for illegals to complain about treatment
• Doctor says she went to heaven in near death experience