Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 30, 2015

• Voting rights advocates get win at Supreme Court
• Brawl breaks out in SC over Confederate flag
• Boehner, McConnell skip Obamatrade signing
• Oklahoma Supreme Court orders 10 Commandments be removed from state capitol
• Feds predict another 127,000 illegals this year
• ICE goes PC saying illegals will be housed by gender identity
• NC rounds up MS-13 illegals over crime spree
• Hispanic activist: Where were Jeb, Rubio and Cruz on Trumps illegal alien remarks?
• Trump files $500 million lawsuit against Univision
• Obama's overtime policy will hurt small businesses
• Flash mob loots Walmart in Macon
• Pope partners with known communist on climate activism
• Biden cheers end of white majority, 'that's a good thing'
• Redford sees 'last chance' to fix the climate
• Chick-fil-A America's favorite fast-food restaurant
• Is a 'Top Gear' spinoff coming?
• Redneck Boot Sandals: The ugliest footwear you've ever seen
• Expert of the Day: Steve Moore, Sr. Fellow with the Heritage Foundation on raising the gas tax
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Ivana Mandic

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 29, 2015

• Sen. Rand Paul: Government should get out of marriage altogether
• Former Obama administration official says gay marriage can help defeat ISIS
• ACLU withdraws it's long-time support of religious freedom
• SCOTUS slaps back Obama's EPA
• Trump on Iran nuke deal: 'We look like we're beggars'
• State Department boots Free Beacon reporter from Iranian nuke news conference
• NBC gives Trump the ax over illegal immigrant comments
• Trump bites back
• Battlefield parks stop selling confederate flags
• Walmart apologizes for making ISIS flag and not Confederate flag
• Memphis mayor wants to dig up Confederate general
• Judge throws out Brady Center ammo lawsuit, orders then to pay for attorneys
• Greece set to default . . . again
• Support builds for Pakistani Christian woman sentenced to death for drinking from Muslim cup
• Michelle Obama going after day-care providers
• Flashback: 45 mass murderers and the prescription drugs they were on
• EU wants to jail you for selfies with landmarks
• How 2-year colleges can be better than 4-year universities
• India's weapon against climate change? The heat-tolerant dwarf cow
• Transgender, old news. Gender fluid the new thing
• Man shoots down drone over his property, gets fined
• Shark bites man, man punches shark
• LA edible cricket farm falls short of crowdfunding goal
• Expert of the Day: David Drucker, Washington Examiner: Republicans look for gay marriage off-ramp
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Fat Ho

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 26, 2015

• Scalia and other SCOTUS dissenters warn of the tyranny of the minority
• One Alabama county already stopped issuing marriage licenses . . . to anyone
• PA paper bans editorials against same-sex marriage
• Scott Walker calls for amendment allowing states to define marriage
• Cop fired over photo of himself in Confederate undies
• Son of a gun: Corals adapt to warmer waters
• Gitmo prisoner on 9-year hunger strike to be released
• CA assembly passes vaccination mandate
• Monica Lewinsky: "I was patient zero" of cyber-bullying
• Trump bans Univision personnel from his golf courses
• Video: Don't be touching the Queen's Guard
• Mother Mary in a grilled cheese sammich? No, Michael Jackson moonwalking in a cloud
• Doctors extract 5-foot-long hairball from woman's belly

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 25, 2015

• SCOTUS upholds Obamacare, Scalia says 'words no longer have meaning'
• Farrakhan: 'We need to put the American flag down'
• New Black Panthers leader says finish the mission, kill the slave masters
• Is the Jefferson Memorial next?
• Idiot film critic wants to ban 'Gone with the Wind'
• Apple removes Civil War games app over confederate flag
• IRS workers mistakenly erased tea party e-mails. Yeah.
• Univision dumps Trump's Miss USA Pageant over Trump's remarks about illegals
• Trump 2nd in another poll
• Reason.com editor ordered by feds to rat out commenters
• Obama has issued 19 secret directives
• Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse calls for state-sponsored suppression of global warming skeptics
• Illegal alien kills local OK sports journalist
• 96% of border surge illegals are still here
• Obama 'Hope' artist faces arrest on malicious destruction of property
• Follow the money on Obamatrade
• Hilarious! Kids create salt, sugar black market at school lunchrooms
• Pitiful: The low self-esteem politicians of Nashville give $10 million to film 'Nashville' in Nashville for another season
• Cops arrest toad licker
• Phil's open letter to Walmart
• This is why college costs so much?
• Lexus unveils a hoverboard
• Expert of the Day: Michael Rubin on Obama's new hostage policy
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dong Dong

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 24, 2015

• Warner Bros. nixing Dukes of Hazzard toy car because of confederate flag
• Alabama guv orders removal of confederate flag
• Hillary says confederate flag 'shouldn't fly anywhere'
• Hold the phone: U of M professor blames killings on 'far right-wing Jews'
• The PC statue-topplers are back
• WikiLeaks: NSA spied on three French presidents
• Low solar activity threatens another 'Little Ice Age'
• Taxpayers slapped with $866k jet fuel bill for Obama's Earth Day speech
• Dems ignore science in media climate change training
• Gov. Bobby Jindal announces for president
• Congressmen push gun control again
• Valerie Jarrett's family were commies
• 'Black' woman finds out at 70 she's really white
• U.S. offers Iran high-tech nuclear reactors
• 600 dogs leap from 'haunted bridge'
• The laziest states in America
• The most expensive states in America
• Hilarious! Pringles under fire for making bacon-flavored chips for Ramadan
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Whoopee John Wilfahrt

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 23, 2015

• House Intel chairman: US at 'highest threat level we have ever faced'
• Senate advances Obamatrade fast-track bill
• Rep. Hunter: New White House hostage plan is 'pathetic'
• Walmart, Sears, eBay halt all confederate flag merchandise sales
• Target and Amazon, too
• Pope science advisor is avowed atheist
• Trump surges in New Hampshire poll
• College professor: 'There's not much Indian left in Bobby Jindal'
• Surprise: Most illegals miss their court dates
• Conservatives better equipped to stick to a diet
• University of California system wants to ban 'melting pot'
• Husband says woman who helped killers escape 'in too deep'
• BSNBC staff chanted 'F*%@ Brian Williams' at office Christmas party
• Skinny jeans blamed for woman's collapse
• Larry Pratt of Gun Owners of America: Obama gets it wrong again on gun control
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Seymour Weiner

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 22, 2015

• GOP Gov. Nikki Haley removes confederate flag from capitol grounds
• Obama drops the N-bomb in podcast interview
• How the Pope banned skeptics from his climate summit
• Christopher Booker: Pope in a sad world of make-believe
• Scientists: We are entering the 6th phase of extinction, humans 'walking dead,' global warming to blame
• Sen. Sessions: Slow Obama fast-track now before it's too late
• Wire photo of Ted Cruz could not be by accident
• Brent Bozell: Cruz photo was no accident
• Illegal man hiding in church gets deportation stay
• Bloomberg politics editor apologizes to Republican sources for not believing Gruber was more involved with Obamacare
• Marines may have to use foreign ships to deploy due to Navy shortage
• Investigators look into mysterious death of White House chef
• Girl gets stuck in storm drain after texting and walking
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Cardinal Sin

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 19, 2015

• Charleston killer unrepentant, unashamed
• Two conflicting headlines from Salon.com
• WashPo: Only white people can save themselves from racism
• Is CNN serious about this?
• Clear Channel Outdoor rejects Pam Geller ads
• 'Repentance cards' required by ISIS
• SCOTUS rules teachers aren't cops when it comes to reporting abuse of students
• CBO: Obamacare hikes taxes by $1.2 trillion over next decade
• Scientists: Five-day 'fasting' diet slows down aging
• UK man forced to take Uber to hospital, broken leg not serious enough for ambulance
• PC: High school drops 'Orientals' nickname after 112 years
• Idiot writer says mankind will be extinct in 100 years because of global warming
• Man says smart phone damaged his health for life
• Woman takes gun from intruders, runs them off
• Kim Jong-un claims to have cured AIDS and Ebola
• The drunkest states of America
• Too much sitting can make you anxious
• German man takes revenge on ex by sawing everything they own in half, sells it on eBay
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Anne Speckhard on why so many youths are joining ISIS
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Arvil Festernuts

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 18, 2015

• Mass shooting in Charleston being treated as a hate crime
• Suspect captured in North Carolina
• Obama: Violence like this doesn't happen in other advanced countries
• U. of Md. professor blames shooting on the 'ideology of racism promoted by Fox News'
• The Pope's socialist manifesto made officially public
• Pope invents 'ecological sin'
• GOP leaders vow to resurrect Obamatrade
• Sessions reveals what's really in the deal
• Congressman Ryan misrepresenting the deal
• Americans losing faith in organized religion
• Rachel Dolezal: Whites shouldn't discuss racism
• Rutgers professor: There are no good white people
• Martin O'Malley calls for 100% clean energy by 2050
• Obama working to reduce wait time for terrorists at Gitmo
• School choice transforms New Orleans' schools
• Swing state voters don't trust Hillary
• Woman to appear on redesigned $10 bill
• Census Bureau considers dropping race from survey
• Transferring Wikipedia to an encyclopedia version takes up 7,600 volumes
• Expert of the Day: Author Brad Meltzer and his new thriller, The President's Shadow
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Yoshie Takeshita

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 17, 2015

• China practices invading Taiwan
• FBI investigating ISIS supporters in all 50 states
• Republicans regroup on how to pass Obamatrade
• House conservatives put Boehner on notice
• Companies can save 40k per employee per year hiring foreign workers
• Rachel Dolezal sex tape surfaces
• Dolezal isn't the first person to go nuts with white guilt
• Report finds Dolezal guilty of misconduct on police oversight panel
• Obama prepares more executive actions on climate change
• CA cuts off water to wealthy town
• Teen having sex with teen must register as a sex offender for 25 years
• Daily chocolate linked to lower heart disease and stroke
• FCC plans $100 million fine against AT&T for 'unlimited data' scam
• 'Extreme Akim' hosting a Hillary fundraiser
• Museum uses gay moths to stop breeding
• Did KFC try to serve a customer a deep-fried rat?
• Expert of the Day: Jonathan Last on the new book, The Dadly Virtues
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: T-Rex Mullens

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 16, 2015

• Obamatrade last-legging it
• Obama given up on getting enough Dems on board
• Pope calls for changes in lifestyle to combat so-called 'climate change'
• Calls for wealth redistribution
• Rachel Dolezal: 'I identify as black'
• HuffPo: Dolezal was taking responsibility for racism and privilege by denying her whiteness
• Michael Eric Dyson (whoever that is) says Dolezal's parents are racist for outing her
• Teacher suspended after saying she hates white people
• Teacher offended by Shakespeare's 'white perspective'
• Trump jumps in
• Even the watchdogs are corrupt
• Obama bans trans fats
• NASA claims we're running out of water
• Hillary spokesman: Tax hikes are coming
• Majority of college women in WashPo survey don't think taking off clothes establishes consent for sex
• Obama admits Healthcare.gov was a disaster
• 60% of New Yorkers speak language other than English at home
• The left's 'micro-agression' obsession
• Government math: NH town pays company twice what it will save on solar farm
• Man who scaled White House fence, ran inside sentenced to 17 months
• New drug that causes users to rip their clothes off
• Star Wars finally comes to China. Yeah, the original Star Wars
• Tennessee logo named 'Pork of the Year'
• Dixie Chicks to tour again . . . in Europe
• Expert of the Day: Philip Klein of the Washington Examiner: If GOP can't beat Hillary, they should disband the party
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Everhard Dick

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 15, 2015

• Jeb Bush makes it official
• Rachel Dolezal resigns as Spokane NAACP leader
• Dolezal puts on a brave face
• Whoopi defends her
• She once sued Howard University for denying her a teaching post because she was white
• Latest GOP push for Obamatrade violates tax pledge
• Violent illegal sex offenders being turned loose in the United States
• America's most advanced climate station shows us in 10-year cooling trend
• CO supreme court rules employers can fire workers for off-duty pot use
• Rich Californians consume more water during drought
• Algorithms catching criminals by their tattoos
• Average woman now weighs as much as 1960s average man
• Obamacare data held forever
• How to make gunpowder from your own urine
• Hugh Hefner's daughter hosting fundraiser for Russ Feingold
• Expert of the Day: John Sununu on his new book about George H.W. Bush, The Quiet Man
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: President of Food for the Poor, Robin Mahfood

Daily Show Prep - Friday June 12, 2015

• Obama trade bill dealt defeat
• Sen. Sessions: Obamatrade just like Obamacare and amnesty
• Pruden: A bipartisan betrayal of trust
• ABC's 2008 prediction: NYC under water from climate change
• Local NAACP president claims to be black and she's white
• More on Rachel Dolezal's false claim of being black
• Parents: We don't understand why she's pretending to be black
• NAACP says 'racial identity is not a qualifying criteria (sic)' for leadership position
• More on the State Department possibly blocking investigations of pedophiles
• Charlie Daniels calls Obama 'unmanly spoiled child' in open letter
• Rep. Steve King proposes Sunshine in Academic Admissions Act
• Woman gets 10-20 years in prison for fatal butt injections
• Blunt message for blacks from civil rights leader
• New Hollywood craze for women: shaving 
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Crystal Metheney

Daily Show Prep - Thursday June 11, 2015

• Paul Ryan sounds like Nancy Pelosi on Obamatrade
• Sessions: Paul Ryan claim that TPA limits Obama 'ridiculous'
• House prepares to vote on trade bill
• Foreign governments pay former senate leaders to sell TPP
• NC okays opt-out for court officials who oppose same-sex marriage
• British climber faces jail time for stripping naked, causing earthquake
• Susan Page: NYT's hit pieces on Rubio backfiring
• Cleveland judge finds probable cause to charge cop with murder of Tamir Rice
• Doctors warn of the deadly consequences of drinking too much water
• CNN's Don Lemon: Liberals most easily offended, least tolerant
• Police and codes inspector make little girl get permit for lemonade stand
• Sen. Mark Kirk: Lindsey Graham 'bro with no ho'
• Told you so: Nobel laureate who made sexist remark about women in labs forced to resign
• Unless we like your politics, we don't want to hear about your science
• Missing Texas teen found adrift 18 miles of the coast of Honduras
• Pope trades in Mercedes Popemobile for Hyundai
• Lobster prices spike because of cold winter
• U. of Missouri mulls banning women from frats after 10pm on 'high risk' nights
• Actor Christopher Lee dead at 93
• Twitter stock rises after CEO resigns
• Man dies after getting trapped in his Corvette
• Expert of the Day: PJ Media co-founder Roger Simon on the NY Times' hit pieces on Rubio
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Dick Chopp, urologist

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday June 10, 2015

• US to send more troops to Iraq to train Iraqis
• ISIS has a dirty bomb
• ISIS and al-Qaida go at each other
• An American fighting against ISIS dies in Syria
• Record of who has read the Obamatrade bill also being kept secret
• Is McKinney cop resignation enough?
• Lawyer says he let his emotions get the best of him
• Florida principal removed for online comments supporting cop
• Obama's EPA says fracking does not harm drinking water
• EPA: Airplane emissions cause global warming, endanger Americans
• College student blacks out, woman performs sex act on him, he's expelled for sexual assault
• Nobel Prize-winning biologist says women are a distraction in the lab
• Hillary's State Department may have intervened to help pedophile
• The system failed Carol Browne
• Amtrak engineer was not on cellphone prior to crash
• LA Council adopts $15 minimum wage, now goes to mayor
• Chipotle hourly workers to receive tuition reimbursement
• Rubio surges in Florida against Jeb
• Secret Service agent accused of sexting
• The Bilderbergers meet, the conspiracy theorists speculate
• Seinfeld has had enough of college PC
• Bob Costas blasts ESPN's Arthur Ashe Award for courage for Bruce Jenner
• Man dismissed from jury duty for wearing prisoner costume
• Couple threatens to divorce to protest gay marriage
• Google to try to shame you over your food photos
• Charity Navigator: Which charities to stay away from
• Rich Noyes from the Media Research Center on the lack of blame on Obama for ISIS in Iraq
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Uncle Joe's Mint Balls

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 9, 2015

• IG Report: 73 airport workers have links to terrorism
• National Border Patrol Council: Illegal immigration spiking
• Hazelton, PA goes from 5% Hispanic to 37% in ten years
• NY girl 'barbarically' raped by teen gang from El Savador
• Former CIA director says Obama using 'rhetoric in place of action' to fight ISIS
• McKinney, Texas police officer suspended after pulling gun on teens at pool party
• Another version of the pool party
• Idiot defaults on his loans for Ivy League school and encourages others to do the same
• Lindsey Graham courting Bruce, ah, Caitlyn Jenner's vote
• Lester Holt takes over Brian Williams' anchor chair for good
• NY Police commish says there's a gap in hiring black males because so many have been in jail
• New York Times tries to paint Rubio as fiscally irresponsible
• Dem congressman does comedy routine comparing Rubio to Ricky Ricardo
• Appeals court upholds key parts of Texas' anti-abortion law
• OSHA gets involved in the transgender/bathroom issue
• Toronto to host massive orgy for disabled people
• Jurassic Park come to life?
• Hilarious tweet of woman upset over Spielberg killing a dinosaur
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Anita Doctor

Daily Show Prep - Monday June 8, 2015

• Ralph Nader: Hillary use military to 'overcompensate for gender'
• Sheriff Joe: Dems are using illegals for votes
• NRA: Gun blogs threatened by new Obama regulation
• Syrian Electronic Army takes credit for hack of Army website
• Pam Geller's group rolls out billboards with Muhammad cartoons
• Republican insurrection: No Obamatrade vote until the public gets the full text
• Researchers claim to have cracked the code on happiness
• Study: Creativity and psychosis share a common genetic source
• McDonald's revenue continues to slip
• Pope says Internet bad for the soul
• Penn State frat expels 38 members over Facebook controversy
• Mattress girl is now wearing the mattress on her back
• Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on the link between Boko Haram and the Clinton Foundation
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Judge Willie Stroker