Daily Show Prep - Tuesday June 16, 2015

• Obamatrade last-legging it
• Obama given up on getting enough Dems on board
• Pope calls for changes in lifestyle to combat so-called 'climate change'
• Calls for wealth redistribution
• Rachel Dolezal: 'I identify as black'
• HuffPo: Dolezal was taking responsibility for racism and privilege by denying her whiteness
• Michael Eric Dyson (whoever that is) says Dolezal's parents are racist for outing her
• Teacher suspended after saying she hates white people
• Teacher offended by Shakespeare's 'white perspective'
• Trump jumps in
• Even the watchdogs are corrupt
• Obama bans trans fats
• NASA claims we're running out of water
• Hillary spokesman: Tax hikes are coming
• Majority of college women in WashPo survey don't think taking off clothes establishes consent for sex
• Obama admits Healthcare.gov was a disaster
• 60% of New Yorkers speak language other than English at home
• The left's 'micro-agression' obsession
• Government math: NH town pays company twice what it will save on solar farm
• Man who scaled White House fence, ran inside sentenced to 17 months
• New drug that causes users to rip their clothes off
• Star Wars finally comes to China. Yeah, the original Star Wars
• Tennessee logo named 'Pork of the Year'
• Dixie Chicks to tour again . . . in Europe
• Expert of the Day: Philip Klein of the Washington Examiner: If GOP can't beat Hillary, they should disband the party
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Everhard Dick