Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 7, 2015

• Yet another illegal alien menace on the roads
• Congressman goes after Obama for releasing criminals back onto the streets
• Mexican elites secretly agree with Trump
• More gutless golf tourneys bolt from Trump courses
• Arizona paper complains border fence too high, illegals getting hurt
• Racist professor surfaces at Rhodes College, school praises her racism
• Convicted felon heading up anti-conservative 'non-profit'
• Police raid the home of Subway's Jared
• Update: Subway suspends Jared
• US jets scrambled on July 4 to intercept Russian bombers
• Man carrying selfie stick struck and killed by lightning
• Man acts out real life 'Up' with lawn chair and helium balloons
• Game of naked tag in a Polish gas chamber angers Jews
• Woman calls 911 to complain about Chinese food
• PC Dukes of Hazzard
• Expert of the Day: Tim Graham, Media Research Center, on Hillary roping off the press
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Cross of the Cross Eye Center