Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 30, 2016

• Vanity Fair: Why Paul Ryan would be crazy to try and steal the GOP nomination
• Trump aide prosecutor is a Hillary supporter
• Border Patrol union endorses Trump
• Ann Coulter 'a little testy' with Trump over Heidi Cruz retweet
• Trump wants to punish women who have illegal abortions
• Priceless: Anti-Trump protestor gets maced after throwing punch
• Early GOP rules committee members eager to change rule regarding nominees
• Corporations nervous about sponsoring GOP convention
• Hilarious! Kasich eats pizza with a fork then flip-flops
• Petitioner behind allowing guns at GOP convention is a Hillary supporter
• NY Democrat primary rigged in favor of Hillary
• North Korea ready for pre-emptive nuke strike against the U.S.
• More than 80 U.S. companies join backlash against NC transgender bathroom law
• UVA rape hoaxer argues against testifying in court, says it would 're-victimize' her
• Boeing to cut 4,000 jobs
• Apple wants to know how FBI cracked their iPhone without their help
• Broadway's 'Hamilton' discriminates against whites
• Marquette U moves to fire professor for defending student's right to free speech
• Cool! Concealed gun that looks like a cell phone
• Scientists believe vegetarianism raises risk for cancer, heart disease
• Feds: 12 Detroit principals stole $1 million in kickback scheme
• Hollywood lobbyists come out against 'revenge porn' legislation
• 6-year-olds curse, spit on passengers on subway in Philly
• Paralyzed man who hired hit man to kill him survives the attack
• Why the government is redesigning the $10 bill
• Dreadlocks kid responds to appropriating 'The Colored Community's Culture'
• Expert of the Day: Columnist Rich Miniter says Brussels attackers were targeting Americans