Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 31, 2016

• Trump meets with Mexican president who once compared him to Hitler
• Trump going despite death threats from drug cartels
• Obama's former doctor: Hillary needs a neuorlogical exam
• Hillary loses half her lead in Wisconsin in a week
• SCOTUS refuses to restore NC's voter ID law
• House plans vote against Obama's Iranian ransom payment
• Climate skeptics lash out at Obama over illegal climate deal
• Huge food stamp fraud bust in Baltimore
• Maine's guv says he's not going anywhere
• Woman runs over cop with her car
• College professor tells students to drop class if they dispute manmade global warming
• Songs that have brought people out of a coma

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 30, 2016

• LA Times poll: Trump up by 3
• Streisand: I will leave the country if Trump wins
• Bill Clinton: Rebuild Detroit with Syrian refugees
• Hillary withheld 30 Benghazi-related e-mails from State Dept.
• Venice Film Festival begins under heightened security
• Jerry Rice to Kaepernick: Don't disrespect the flag
• Drew Brees chimes in
• NBC sports analyst says Kaepernick is not black
• Obama turns loose 111 inmates
• Google hides popular Hillary health searches
• There's more to the EpiPen price hike than just greed
• Milo's 'Dangerous Faggot Tour' may be coming to silver screen
• Ridiculous stuff Milo demands on his speaking tour
• Conceal carry fees in California could increase under proposed law
• Deceased federal employees got $1.7 million in Social Security payments
• U. of North Dakota students get social justice-themed housing option
• Man shot and killed at McDonald's for not holding the door open
• People are now stealing meds from their pets
• 500 cows rustled from New Zealand farm
• Best mug shot ever!
• 'Vladimir Putin' arrested in Florida
• Expert of the Day: Brett Schaffer from the Heritage Foundation says the UN could be taking over the Internet

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 29, 2016

• LA Times poll: All tied up
• Hilarious! BSNBC goes to air Hillary clip calling Trump racist, air KFC ad instead
• CNN alters Trump's tweet about Hillary
• New Trump ad goes after Hillary
• San Fran QB will sit through national anthem until there's racial change
• Kaepernick converted to Islam, engaged to BLM activist
• John Kerry: Media would do us all a favor if they didn't cover terrorism as much
• Hackers breach election systems in Illinois, Arizona
• SC school bans U.S. flag from football games because some students are Hispanic
• Another illegal alien kills
• Obama admits 10,000 Syrian refugees ahead of schedule
• 60 ISIS militants have secretly joined German military
• Man stopped from praying on Clemson campus for praying in non-free speech area
• Students add trigger warnings to posts about Pokemon Go, the Constitution, and 'white men'
• Huma finally dumps Weiner
• Dave Chappelle: Black Lives Matter worse slogan ever
• Lightning strike in Norway kills over 300 reindeer at once
• Meet MRS. Global Warming, the cause of a CA wildfire
• Idiots at LAX panic over dude dressed as Zorro
• Man used stolen credit card for pal's bail
• Man confesses to having several sexual encounters with a miniature horse
• Expert of the Day: Daniel Greenfield says we're in jihad denial

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 26, 2016

• LA Times poll: Trump back on top
• UPI poll: Trump up by one
• Hillary barely leads Trump in Florida
• Dr. Drew loses show on HLN after questioning Hillary's health
• Justice Dept.: Firing immigrants with expired visa is discrimination
• New ISIS video show kids executing Kurds
• Judge: UNC can't stop 3 plaintiffs from using bathroom of their choice
• U. of Vermont calls off women's basketball game at UNC over bathroom law
• Doctor: 60% of college students have psychiatric disorder
• Biden announces huge loan to Amtrak at Biden Station
• Senators probing EpiPen price hike got contributions from Mylan
• Snowflake alert! Herky the Hawk's grimace too 'aggressive' for fragile students, Iowa professor says
• DOJ schools cops on how to address transgenders at traffic stops
• Expert of the Day: David Shedd, former acting director of the Defense Intelligence Agency on facing the new reality of homegrown terrorism

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 25, 2016

• Hillary gets desperate, tries to tie Trump to KKK
• Trump shoots back
• National Review: Trump has blown it on illegal immigration
• Update: Trump now says no path to citizenship, they have to leave the country
• Sen. Jeff Sessions says he's still supportive of Trump's immigration plan
• Rasmussen poll shows Trump losing ground
• 5 things NBC thinks you need to know about the 'alt-right'
• Wikileaks: Significant Hillary leaks on the way
• U.S. Navy ship fires warning shots toward Iranian vessel
• MN man faces charges for joining ISIS
• Veteran allegedly denied care at VA commits suicide in parking lot
• Mylan pledges to make EpiPen affordable
• Sen. Joe Manchin questions the motivations of the company his daughter runs
• Europe's welfare states try welfare reform
• Kobe Bryant on the secret to success
• Police charge Ryan Lochte with filing a false police report
• Public university grants students two hours free speech per week
• U. of Chicago warns students: Don't expect safe spaces here
• Cyclist goes nuts after car driver honks horn at her
• Expert of the Day: Susan Crabtree, Washington Examiner, on Hillary investigations

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 24, 2016

• National Review: Mrs. Clinton and her fixer
• State Dept. on Clinton Foundation scandal: 'This is normal'
• Jorge Ramos: Neutrality is not an option in covering Trump
• Pew: Americans giving up on God
• Quake hits Italy
• EpiPen maker under fire for price hike
• Sen. Joe Manchin's daughter is CEO of company that hiked EpiPen
• Another climate idiot wants to shoot sulfur dioxide in the atmosphere
• University offers 'Stop White People' training
• Glenn Beck defies judge, won't reveal his sources
• French cops taking burkini ban very seriously
• Fed regulators want to ban swimming with dolphins so they can rest
• Woman cuts off hand and foot in insurance fraud case
• Man wants to trademark 'Harambe' for t-shirts
• The $30 million cult called the Squatty Potty

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 23, 2016

• Majority of people who met with Hillary at State also donated to Clinton Foundation
• E-mails show Clinton Foundation donor reached out to Hillary before arms export boost
• Hillary spokesman admits work-related e-mails were deleted
• Huma left classified info in car, ask that it be moved to trunk
• Army confirms training slide featured Hillary as insider threat
• Did Leo DiCaprio ditch Hillary fundraiser because of Malaysian money scandal
• UPI Poll: Hillary but less than 1 point
• Washington Post says we need illegals to wash our dishes and mow our lawns
• Johnson-Weld for carbon tax, say handguns are WMDs
• Floods are not increasing, despite media hype
• Sheriff Clarke: Blacks 'hoodwinked by this monolithic voting for Democrats'
• Russians believed to be behind NY Times hack
• EU chief calls borders 'worst invention ever'
• Senate committee demands EpiPen price investigation
• Twerking, lowriders shut down Route 66 in Albuquerque
• U. of Texas sex toy protest against conceal carry on campus
• KFC gave away 3,000 bottles of extra-crispy sunscreen
• Expert of the Day: David Drucker from Washington Examiner on Trump's management skills being questioned

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 22, 2016

• New Huma e-mails reveal influence peddling
• State Dept. logs show close contact between Hillary aides, Clinton Foundation
• Is Trump going wobbly on illegal immigration?
• Hillary to hold off on visiting Louisiana
• It's serious now: Kirstie Alley blasts Obama for not visting Louisiana
• Federal judge blocks Obama's transgender bathroom mandate
• Trump pitches black voters again: 'What the hell do you have to lose?'
• CNN implies blacks won't back Trump unless he gives felons the vote
• Al Gore worried climate voters could cost Hillary the election
• Speedo, Ralph Lauren drop Lochte sponsorship
• Assassination attempt on Julian Assange?
• White Lives Matter descends on NAAPC
• North Korea threatens to turn U.S. into 'heap of ash'
• Bill Gates' net worth hits $90 billion
• Ole Miss marching band to drop 'Dixie'
• Shower caps are now a racial issue
• 'Allah' arrested in Ohio
• Expert of the Day: Shaun Rieley from Concerned Veterans for America on VA spending money on statues, sculptures, and gardens instead of healthcare for vets

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 19, 2016

• Trump tours flood-ravaged Louisiana
• Obama to visit next week after his vacation
• Manafort out of Trump campaign
• Artist behind nude Trump statues speaks out
• Harry Reid blames Zika spread on GOP
• Just as Uncle Phil has been telling you: Obamacare regulations lead to more mergers
• BSNBC guest: Iran ransom is Reagan's fault
• Sailor denied 'Clinton deal,' gets 1 year in prison for sub photos
• Frightening! Canadian comedian fined for offending disabled boy
• UN admits it caused Haiti cholera outbreak
• Five ways we trick ourselves into bad financial habits
• Russian man arrested for impersonating Jesus Christ
• Venezuela spirals, gang breaks into zoo, butchers horse for food
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky, Red Alert Politics, on Trump gaining with young voters

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 18, 2016

• State Department admits $400 million to Iran was ransom
• LA Times Poll: Trump within a point
• Rasmussen: It's a two-point race
• Conspiracy of the Day: Hillary wears pantsuits to hide the catheter
• Louisiana wants to know: Where's Obama?
• Flashback: Obama rips Bush's 'unconscionable ineptitude' during Katrina
• Twitter suspends hundreds of thousands of accounts promoting terror
• Did Lochte lie?
• Lochte defends his story, but says parts weren't true
• Brazilian police say a security guard pointed a gun but there was no robbery
• GB Olympian held at gunpoint
• Obama creates subsidies for electric trucks
• Illegal with felony record carjacks 91-year-old
• Aging danes hope robots save their welfare state
• White House official accused of assault over Redskins jersey
• Princeton HR deptartment: Don't use the word 'man'
• Uber's first self-driving car arrives this month
• Bishop launches crusade against Pokemon
• Man tries to have sex with van
• What happens if your sex toy gets hacked?
• Expert of the Day: Jenny Beth Martin of Tea Party Patriots wants to stop the lame duck congressional session after November

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 17, 2016

• Trump shakes up campaign staff
• Trump goes to Milwaukee, takes on rioters
• Man who climbed Trump Tower arraigned from bed
• Game of Thrones star thinks they, like, need to build a wall around Trump
• Dallas cop killer had gun taken away by Army
• Illegal alien tapped by Hillary for voter registration tied to Soros
• Julian Assange: Authorities 'seem to have changed the standard' for Hillary
• Hillary's VP choice once said Bill should resign over Lewinsky scandal
• Aetna dropping out of Obamacare market
• DiCaprio foundation tied to Malaysian money scandal
• Brazilian authorities probe inconsistencies in swimmer Lochte's robbery story
• Cause of Ca. wildfires discovered. Hint: It ain't global warming
• Soros paid Gore millions to push radical global warming agenda
• America to hand off Internet in two months
• Couple sues Pokemon Go, says neighborhood no longer safe
• Face-biting killer claimed super powers
• Car owners in China put up 'skirts' to stop rats

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 16, 2016

• All you need to know: Hillary leads Trump among DC elites by 40 points
• The Soros agenda is exposed
• FBI gives Congress 'secret' documents on Hillary e-mail
• Actually a good idea from Obama on food stamps
• U.S. debt held by public up 122% under Obama
• Commies join Milwaukee 'revolution'
• CNN edits out thug's sister's call for violence
• The world's highest paid DJs
• North Korea confiscates phones given to Olympians to keep them from contacting the outside world
• Tim Kaine: U.S. worse than Iraq, Afghanistan in electing woman
• Are we looking at another condo crash?
• Ford's driverless car coming in 2021
• Whoops! Tesla bursts into flames during test drive
• OMG! People freak out over noose display
• Expert of the Day: Doug Sachtleben from Club for Growth on Hillary's tax plan

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 15, 2016

• Shooting of thug sparks unrest in Milwaukee
• Sheriff Clarke of Milwaukee gives the real reason for the violence
• Sailor who took photos inside sub uses Hillary defense for leniency
• Black Lives Matter activists plan to shut down Graceland during Elvis week
• Cam Newton now slammed for saying America is 'beyond race'
• Uncle Sam taxing Olympic gold medals up to $9,900 per
• Chris Matthews said Dick Cheney created ISIS two years ago
• Farmers' Almanac predicts ice cold winter
• Newsweek columnist says 'F@$& you, Sean' Hannity
• Lack of gunfire at JFK sets off panic
• Teachers' union mad at Walmart for giving away gift certificates to teachers
• Rankings: Freedom in the United States
• Researchers say chemtrails are not real
• New Yorkers 'suffer' through subway deserts
• Kim Jong-un labels dog meat a 'superfood,' encourages starving citizens to eat it
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Merrill Matthews, 3 cheers for Trump's tax plan

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 12, 2016

• LA Times Daily Tracking Poll: Hillary by 1
• 'Always right' computer model predicts election result
• Gary Johnson agrees: Hillary and Obama created ISIS
• Joint FBI-US Attorney probe of Clinton Foundation underway
• Hillary addresses her health
• Gloria Steinem: Hillary's approval ratings are low because she's a woman
• Media fixated on Trump's gun comments while Obama sets gun criminals free
• Trump supporter tells CNN reporter, 'I'm a patriot, you're a traitor'
• Drone reportedly dusts ISIS leader
• Obama green lights two new Iran nuke plants
• Social Justice Warriors upset with Seth Rogen's new animated food movie
• 24 injured on JetBlue flight from turbulence
• Too much artificial light bad for bones, muscles
• Here we go again: Satanist give invocation at Alaska Assembly meeting
• Egyptian judo Olympian refuses to shake hands with Israeli opponent
• 'You guys' is now banned at UC-Davis
• Man gets friends to dress as cops and take down his girlfriend so he can propose
• Expert of the Day: Matthew Whitaker from FACT on Hillary's most ethically-challenged e-mails

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 11, 2016

• CNN made up the 'Secret Service talks to Trump' story
• Trump sounding like a lib on infrastructure solution
• Hillary up by 3
• What's up with Hillary's health?
• Most want to see both candidates' health records
• Three DOJ officials pushed for Clinton Foundation probe, were overruled
• Next president could be dealing with Obamacare meltdown
• Just as ole Uncle Phil predicted: Mom wants sexual relationship with son
• ISIS does have sleeper cells disguised as refugees
• German intelligence warns of ISIS hit squads
• MS college student who tried to join ISIS gets 12 years
• Michelle Obama's school lunches are making kids fat
• Newspapers rethinking paywalls
• Pokemon Go is racist
• One in seven households has a negative net worth
• Jill Stein promises to prosecute Exxon over global warming 'lies'
• Smog covers LA (I thought they cut CO2. Oh, yeah, there's no CO2 in smog)
• 18-year-old Chinese man gets life in prison for ordering replica guns
• NBC reporter hacked while researching story on hacking
• Change.org petition to change Cincinnati Bengals to Cincinnati Harambes
• Expert of the Day: Chris Horner, Sr. Legal Fellow at Energy and Environment Legal Institute, on AG suit against oil industry

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 10, 2016

• Assange admits murdered DNC staffer was Wikileaks source
• Popular author offers to match Wikileaks reward
• Hillary rejects support from father of Orlando terrorist
• How Orlando shooter's father slid past security at Hillary event
• E-mails renew questions about Clinton Foundation and State Dept.
• Justice Dept. declined FBI request to investigate Clinton Foundation
• Dem senate candidate said Scalia's death 'happened at a good time'
• Justice Dept. report blasts Baltimore police over racial profiling
• Secret Service speaks to Trump campaign
• Man spotted scaling Trump Tower
• Is this the guy who scaled Trump Tower?
• Court orders Glenn Beck to reveal his sources in Boston bombing story
• Bomb threats on two planes bound for Brussels
• Scientist: Sun's activity will cause global cooling
• 'Support monkey' gets loose on plane
• American Bar Association lists 'honey' and 'darling' as language no longer allowed in court
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Jim Carafano says an upswing in terrorism awaits the next president

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 9, 2016

• MSM go nuts over Trump comment
• Former CIA agent: Obama displayed 'high level' of deception in $400 million payment to Iran
• Bizarre: Orlando shooter's father at Hillary rally
• Shooter's father expressed support for Taliban
• Three with ties to DNC mysteriously die
• Wikileaks offering $20,000 reward for info on murdered DNC staffer
• Benghazi parents file wrongful death lawsuit against Hillary
• Clinton e-mails likely got Iranian defector killed
• Trump says government unemployment numbers are 'biggest hoax' in modern politics
• Productivity slides for third straight quarter
• Trump blames federal student loans for higher tuition costs
• Will Smith: Hearing Trump talk makes me embarrassed to be an American
• Steve Moore: Trump and Hillary both wrong on infrastructure
• Poll: Republicans would rather the party look like Trump than Paul Ryan
• 'Never Trump' candidate is Goldman Sachs RINO in CIA clothing
• High-ranking ISIS member arrested in Germany
• New Black Panthers leader gets robbed at gunpoint—changes his view of police
• TX professors told they'll face punishment if they ban guns from classrooms
• Closing in on 4,000 days without a major hurricane strike
• Most still oppose prosecution of climate skeptics
• Mark Faber: Tesla stock to go to zero
• WSJ: There's no market for Elon Musk's latest product
• Pro-illegal alien group demands blacklist of judges hostile toward illegals
• 'Minority Report' computers may soon mark children as 'likely criminals'
• Indian activist supposedly didn't eat for 16 years
• GBLT activists want to kick BYU out of the Big 12
• Muslim flight attendant sues airline for suspension over refusing to serve alcohol
• Expert of the Day: Veronique de Rugy of Mercatus Center on why corporate tax should go to zero

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 8, 2016

• Wikileaks confirms Hillary sold weapons to ISIS
• Trump targets taxes in economic speech
• Trump: Detroit 'living, breathing example' of Hillary's economic plan
• NY Times makes the case for activism journalism against Trump
• Amish back Trump
• Trump gets a Bush endorsement
• Woman's home vandalized because of Trump signs
• Scott Baio responds to backlash over Trump endorsement: 'I don't care'
• Former CIA operative jumps in the presidential race
• Former Iranian president demands more money from Obama
• ISIS displays U.S. equipment stolen in Afghanistan
• Delta warns of chaos after worldwide outage
• Obamacare critics were right
• Report: Colorado single-payer system would run out of cash in a year
• 'Clockmed's' family sues school officials
• NJ bill would ban eating and drinking in your car
• College takes down historical paintings because they might traumatize students
• Has Michael Phelps been making out with an octopus?
• And another Vandy football sex scandal
• Expert of the Day: Tom DiLorenzo author of The Problem with Socialism

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 5, 2106

• Iran shows off ransom cash
• Ransom money went to bolster Iran's military
• LawNewz: Why Trump may be right on 'rigged system'
• Trump to endorse Rino tonight
• New poll: Hillary's lead narrows to 3
• Oregon GOP chairman to Priebus: Crack down on Trump bashers
• Mayor for Hillary in meth for sex bust
• Court says IRS must prove it's not still targeting tea parties
• NAAPC upset over 'white lives matter' t-shirts
• Pope: Transgenderism the 'annihilation of man'
• Officer who killed black teen convicted of manslaughter
• NFL star: Planned Parenthood created to 'exterminate blacks'
• Global warming? New Zealand coldest in a century
• Expert of the Day: Riley Walters from Heritage Foundation on rash of home-grown terrorist supporters

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 4, 2016

• Fox News Poll: Hillary leads Trump by 10
• Eastwood defends Trump against Khan attack
• The truth starts to trickle out about Khizr Khan
• Anti-Trumpys suggest Melania was an illegal alien
• Republican convention does wonders for Benghazi film
• McCain has a serious primary challenger
• Bizarre: 'Deceased' FBI agent found in Trump Tower with a silencer
• Snopes says it's a hoax
• ICE union demands help from Paul Rino on 'national crisis' at border
• Gary Johnson operative calls Trump a 'dick' on CNN
• Report: Hillary would hike taxes by $1.3 trillion
• Fed agency: Wearing 'Don't Tread on Me' flag could be harassment
• Expert of the Day: Craig Bannister on a poll that nearly half of Americans believe the media are bias against police

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 3, 2016

• Obama paid $400 million ransom for Iranian hostages
• Trump raises $80 million in July, still behind Hillary's take
• Trump not willing to endorse Paul Rino yet
• Pence does
• CNBC unwittingly makes the case for Donald Trump
• Hillary ad hits Trump as anti-worker
• SCOTUS: Va. school can block transgender from using wrong bathroom
• James O'Keefe video exposes how easy it is to commit voter fraud
• DC Metro Transit cop arrested for helping ISIS
• UN report: Tax meat until it's too expensive to buy
• Students face 50 days suspension for saying all lives matter
• This is how socialism ends: Venezuela in ruins
• Drunk man attacks dancing flamingo at Busch Gardens
• Expert of the Day: Dr. John Lott on The War on Guns

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 2, 2016

• Father of Benghazi victim: Hillary lied to me and to the American public
• Obama says Trump unfit for office
• Trump fires back
• Khan deletes law firm website that specializes in Muslim immigration
• GOP congressman endorses Hillary
• Media jump all over Trump for Purple Heart comments
• Gretchen Carlson rips Eric Trump over harassment comment
• DNC CEO steps down in wake of Wikileaks
• Green groups go nuts over Trump's comment that wind turbines 'kill all your birds'
• 14 states sue EPA over 'job-killing' oil and gas rules
• White House wants all agencies to consider climate change
• Dirt people fight the carbon tax because it doesn't grow the government
• Meet the Republican trying to unseat Paul Rino
• ISIS hit list targets 700 soldiers
• Facebook blocks Michael Savage for linking to story of refugee killing pregnant woman
• #BLM activist arrested for driving stolen car
• China drills for war in South China Sea
• Pilot takes down drunk passenger
• Apple replaces the pistol emoji with a water gun
• Study: Flossing is a waste of time
• Expert of the Day: Jonathan Last from the Weekly Standard on a tale of two conventions

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 1, 2016

• Bipartisan backlash against Trump for questioning Khan family
• Clinton spat with Benghazi mom gets virtually no attention
• Shoebat: Khan is a Muslim Brotherhood agent
• CNN's Zakaria says Trump is a 'bullshit artist'
• Jeb advisor leaves GOP, will vote for Hillary
• Trump supporter shot in political bar discussion
• Zika emergency in Florida
• Shale oil and OPEC fight to a standstill
• ISIS threatens Olympics in Rio
• FBI employee with top secret clearance pleads guilty to acting as foreign agent for China
• Another host jumps ship at ESPN for Fox Sports
• Peter Thiel wants to live forever so he's getting blood from young people
• Elon Musk may have just killed Tesla
• Mysterious smiley face in volcano
• Armed men in Walmart parking lot preparing for end times
• Expert of the Day: Niger Innis on Hillary and the anti-gun initiative in Nevada