Daily Show Prep - Monday August 29, 2016

• LA Times poll: All tied up
• Hilarious! BSNBC goes to air Hillary clip calling Trump racist, air KFC ad instead
• CNN alters Trump's tweet about Hillary
• New Trump ad goes after Hillary
• San Fran QB will sit through national anthem until there's racial change
• Kaepernick converted to Islam, engaged to BLM activist
• John Kerry: Media would do us all a favor if they didn't cover terrorism as much
• Hackers breach election systems in Illinois, Arizona
• SC school bans U.S. flag from football games because some students are Hispanic
• Another illegal alien kills
• Obama admits 10,000 Syrian refugees ahead of schedule
• 60 ISIS militants have secretly joined German military
• Man stopped from praying on Clemson campus for praying in non-free speech area
• Students add trigger warnings to posts about Pokemon Go, the Constitution, and 'white men'
• Huma finally dumps Weiner
• Dave Chappelle: Black Lives Matter worse slogan ever
• Lightning strike in Norway kills over 300 reindeer at once
• Meet MRS. Global Warming, the cause of a CA wildfire
• Idiots at LAX panic over dude dressed as Zorro
• Man used stolen credit card for pal's bail
• Man confesses to having several sexual encounters with a miniature horse
• Expert of the Day: Daniel Greenfield says we're in jihad denial