Daily Show Prep - Monday September 12, 2016

• It's finally official: Hillary is not well
• Now it's real
• Why did campaign lie?
• Surrogate blames Illary being a 'stoic Methodist' for not telling public
• Hillary played with grandkids after being diagnosed with pneumonia
• Body double conspiracy theories abound
• Report: Emergency DNC meeting to replace Hillary
• Here's how replacement for Hillary would be chosen
• Chuckie Schumer had pneumonia too, just revealed it
• Hillary, Trump to release medical reports
• UPI: Trump up by 3
• Hillary regrets 'basket of deplorables' remark
• FBI Director Comey refuses to testify before Congress on Hillary e-mails
• Former CIA Director Woolsey joins Trump campaign
• Trump wants to debate Hillary without a moderator
• Dramatic new details emerge about San Bernardino attack
• Obama exceeds Syrian refugee target by 15%
• Mother and son arrested for incest in North Carolina
• Protestor crashes Colin Powell's CBS interview
• Wow! We're 0.16 degrees warmer than the record, according to faulty surface temps
• Bum masturbates outside NY Wi-Fi kiosk
• House from 'The Godfather' horse head scene on market for $195 million
• Fertility doctor arrested for using his own sperm to impregnate women
• Expert of the Day: Energy expert Terry Jarrett on why coal will matter in the November election