Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 30, 2016

• Great news! Pelosi holds onto her leadership position
• Experts say Trump was right about voter fraud
• OPEC agrees to cut production
• Romney says 'America's best days are ahead' after dinner with Trump
• Trump announces his pick for Commerce Secretary and Deputy Secretary
• Trump cuts deal to keep Carrier jobs in U.S.
• NY Post: Trump is already helping the middle class
• Muslim federal employees huddle on ways to survive Trump
• Voting rights advocates fear 'fight of our lifetime' under Trump
• These college students have better impression of Castro than Trump
• Cubans in Miami are wiping their butts with Castro's face
• Petition to ban Trump from Twitter tops 22,000 signatures
• Barney Frank says Scalia was 'the leading advocate of fag-burning'
• Feds rob domestic programs to house, feed illegals
• Irony: Obama discusses fake news with Rolling Stone magazine!
• Global temps plunge
• Obama's green energy loans still on track to lose money
• California targets cow poots
• What is Pizzagate?
• Huma and Weiner are still living together
• Federal debt closes in on $20 trillion
• New Yorkers freak out over Facebook live stream of BB guns
• Man steals 86-lb. bucket of gold flakes from Loomis truck worth $1.6 million
• Enraged body builder decks judge, pulls out his winky after losing
• Dr. Oz hit with 'food libel' lawsuit
• Canadian police punish criminals with Nickelback music
• Expert of the Day: Michael Hammond from Gun Owners of America on how the gun-free zone at Ohio State may have added to the injuries

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 29, 2016

• Trump suggests flag burners should lose their citizenship
• Flashback: Hillary introduced bill to criminalize flag burning
• ISIS claims responsibility for Ohio State terrorist attack
• ISIS bombing Starbucks?
• Nearly 100,000 Somali refugees settled in U.S. since 9/11
• Trump picks Elaine Chao for transportation secretary
• Steve Mnuchin as treasury secretary
• Congressman Tom Price to Health and Human Services
• Betsy DeVos named secretary of education
• 2 U.S. officials to attend Castro funeral
• Texas elector quits rather than vote for Trump in Electoral College
• CNN host calls for marginalizing climate skeptics while accepting press freedom award
• John Fraud Kerry: 'I will not go quietly into the night'
• Amazon caves to pressure to remove allah doormats
• World's last survivor of 19th century celebrates her 117th birthday
• TN office pool hits $421 million jackpot
• New smoothie called the 'Nutzy'
• 8-foot-long snake pulled from apartment toilet
• Expert of the Day: Rob Henneke from the Texas Public Policy Foundation on what Trump will mean to energy and the environment

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 28, 2016

• At least 9 injured during OH State stabbings
• Everything you need to know about the OH State terrorist
• Officer praised for killing Ohio terrorist
• Irony: Hillary joins election recount
• Celebrities jump on the recount bandwagon
• Stein misses deadline for recount in PA
• Remember, Mr. Trump: Corker was deciding vote on Obama's horrible Iran deal
• Trump wins Michigan, officially
• Electoral voters 'deluged' with death threats
• Trump's First 100-day plan in pdf form
• Trump now considering Petraeus for SecState
• Issa wins re-election
• Trump's response to Castro's death
• Contrast that with Obama's response
• Castro was a cold-blooded murderer
• Trump threatens to terminate US-Cuba deal
• 49ers Kaepernick stopped short in Miami by son of Cuban refugee
• Cuban-born reporter takes issue with Kaepernick
• Federal agencies push flurry of 'midnight' rule-making under Obama
• Texas guv pledges to ban his state's sanctuary cities
• Police hope for new era of respect under Trump
• NY Times derides Professor Watchlist site
• Physicists say time travel is possible
• Man shoots transgender deer
• Expert of the Day: Historian Craig Shirley on the real Fidel Castro

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 22, 2016

• Dow closes above 19,000 for first time in history
• Trump goes around left-wing media and straight to the people
• Trump's infrastructure plan faces pushback from GOP lawmakers
• Trump says he will not prosecute Hillary
• Is Trump starting to cave on climate change?
• Eight children sue Washington state for not protecting them from climate change
• Trump sets new GOP vote record
• NC guv officially files for recount
• Liberal college stops flying flag on campus
• George Washington U. students say police protection is 'violence'
• The votes keep coming in—an update on where we are
• Mother of bus driver in deadly crash says it was 'God's will'
• Judge: If you don't like Trump, you can leave the country - And he's a Hillary guy!
• Some 'Hamilton' stars haven't voted in years
• Kanye in 'spiritual crisis'
• Judge rules severely anorexic patient can refuse force feedings
• Expert of the Day: Lee Smith from the Weekly Standard on Donald Trump and the Iran deal

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 21, 2016

• War on cops
• Stock market is diggin' Trump
• Jeff Sessions may prosecute sanctuary cities
• Man who accused Sessions of racism later indicted for bribery
• Watch the Trump Tower elevators live
• Romney on Trump's short list for Secretary of State
• Gen. 'Mad Dog' Mattis in running for Secretary of Defense
• Seven memorable quotes from Gen. 'Mad Dog' Mattis
• Trump's popularity soars after election
• Steven Van Zandt: 'Hamilton' cast bullied Mike Pence
• Oh, this'll help: A 12-step program for responding to Trump's presidency (Especially #4)
• Professors call for expulsion of two students who protested Trump protesters
• Milo banned from speaking at his former school by government
• Maybelline model faces PC backlash for impression of Melania Trump
• Little doubt that Richard Spencer is a white supremacist
• Slain DNC staffer's family wants the public's help in finding his killer
• Kanye West abruptly cancels tour
• Affluenza Anonymous: Rehab for the young, the rich, the addicted
• Polish bishops and President Duda declare Christ king of Poland
• Pole-dancing float in Christmas parade raises controversy
• Customers protest at Starbucks by giving their name as Trump
• Men with more partners at greater risk of prostate cancer
• Expert of the Day: David Bozell from For America on the left's hypocrisy on Trump's picks

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 18, 2016

• Trump offers AG job to Sen. Jeff Sessions
• Dems and one Republican go nuts over Sessions appointment
• Sessions has 92% lifetime rating with American Conservative Union
• Trump to name Huckabee as ambassador to Israel
• Trump reaches $25 million settlement over Trump U. lawsuits
• Obama's own justice department puts an end to DACA
• Dems want Obama to pardon Dreamers
• Illegals flood border before Obama leaves
• Kanye goes on pro-Trump rant at concert
• Anti-Trump thugs target Electoral College
• Alternative to Twitter emerges
• TV reporter fired for pro-Trump Facebook message
• Prostitutes in UK start their own 'Yelp' to rate customers
• New program judges if you're a criminal by facial features
• The Hollywood Reporter: Ringside with Steve Bannon
• Expert of the Day: John Zmirak from The Stream on Steve Bannon

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 17, 2016

• Trump to meet with Romney about SecState gig
• Pence tells House GOP to get ready for sweeping legislation
• Trump to take 'victory tour' of states he won
• Spy chief Clapper resigns
• Obama sets new record for regulations
• Ohio Dem will challenge Pelosi for minority leader
• Fed chairman says interest rate hike coming soon
• Is Steve Bannon really a racist?
• Head of DOJ's Civil Rights division is violating federal law
• Nashville's mayor defies Trump on illegals
• iPhone production may move to the U.S.
• The Dragnet video heard on the show today
• NY Times: Two Americas
• Vandy students hold sit-in, demand 'sanctuary campus'
• Lena Dunham flees to Arizona, asks rocks for 'guidance'
• Study: Smart people need more time alone
• Guest: Dr. Richard Land on Trump's SCOTUS choices
• Expert of the Day: Chris Deaton from the Weekly Standard on Obama's response to anti-Trump protesters

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 16, 2016

• Twitter suspends 'alt-right' accounts
• Dollar hits 14-year high
• DHS warns of holiday ISIS threat
• 60% think Trump will fix the economy
• Students march for 'sanctuary campus'
• Pence kicks all lobbyist off transition team
• Canada considers reimposing visas for Mexicans over asylum requests
• Huge oil reserve found in Texas
• Muslim migrants hate Christians, want to out-breed them
• Whacked-out professor confronts a senator about Trump on hiking trail
• Trump-supporting teen beaten by protesters
• LeBron says referring to his 'posse' is racist
• LA TV station exposes organized bum ring
• Palm Beach Post wants to meet, learn from Trump voters
• UMass students hold 'sh*t-in' for gender-neutral bathrooms
• Expert of the Day: Rob Wilson from Secured Communications on Trump helping to beef up cyber security

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 15, 2016

• CNN: 'Knife fight' as Trump builds cabinet
• Rand Paul savages possible Secretary of State John Bolton
• Rob Reiner: Trump represents last 'battle of the Civil War'
• Populism takes over the world
• Majority of Portland anti-Trump protesters either weren't registered or didn't vote
• UN, France tell Trump action on climate change unstoppable
• Illegals want mass pardon from Obama
• LA won't deport illegals
• Boston vows to fight back against Trump
• Megyn Kelly portrays herself as a Trump victim in new book
• Safety pin campaign backfires
• Baltimore bans sale of replica toy guns
• Man sprays AXE into his mouth during DUI stop
• Women cheat on men who don't do their chores
• Swedish women get 'mansplaining' hotline
• Online shopping may discriminate against you based on your zip code
• Man arrested for attacking his boyfriend with ramen noodles
• Guest: Dr. David Whalen from Hillsdale College on the indocrination of the anti-Trump protesters
• Expert of the Day: Paul Winfree from the Heritage Foundation on what a repeal of Obamacare would look like

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 14, 2016

• Remember when people laughed at Donald Trump?
• Priebus, Bannon named to Trump's White House team
• Trump wants top-secret clearance for his kids
• Trump's top immigration advisor predicts immediate change
• Trump will have broad power to crack down on illegals
• Mexico scrambles
• Chicago defies Trump, vows to remain a sanctuary city
• Soros meets with Dem donors to plot plan to 'take back power' from Trump
• Idiot anti-Trump protestor gets hit by car
• NC guv race may not be known until after Thanksgiving
• Blocks of anti-Trump protest buses caught on video
• Language warning: 'Comedian' Wanda Sykes bombs trashing Trump
• Swedish chef violently assaulted by Muslim men because he looks like Trump
• China fires its first warning shot
• NoKo wants China to stop calling Kim Jong-un 'fat'
• Record global cooling over last eight months
• Kerry's Antarctic trip produces as much CO2 as average American in an entire year
• UT professor has had enough of the therapy dogs and cry-ins
• No, the liberal elitists still don't get it
• Update: Mom investigated after video of her kicking 7-year-old out for supporting Trump

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 11, 2016

• No reason Michigan hasn't been called for Trump
• Top Clinton staffer blames Comey for Hillary's defeat
• Anti-Trump protests continue
• Universities bring in 'therapy dogs' for Hillary supporters
• Snowflakes think they can overturn an election with a petition
• Can Hillary people steal the election at the Electoral College? Short answer is no.
• Illegals are already heading for the border
• Desperate news media still hold out hope for Hillary
• Sore loser Harry the Reid lashes out at Trump
• Uncle Phil's 'Demagnetize America' makes it into Trump agenda (check out #9)
• Pence taking over transition from Chris Christie
• DNC staffer screams at Donna Brazile for hastening his death from climate change
• Shucks! Lena Dunham reneges on her vow to leave the country

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 10, 2016

• Dow closes at record high, stocks bullish on Trump
• Trump gets a tour of his new digs
• Trump fared well with women
• People now questioning authenticity of Trump protests
• Black mob beats white Trump voter
• Twitter erupts with assassination threats
• More talk of California secession
• Cornell holds 'cry in' for students
• Tapper to Preibus: What about all these scared people?
• Trump got bigger percentage of Latino vote than Romney
• FAA implements no-fly zone over Trump Tower
• Canada ready to renegotiate NAFTA with Trump
• Mexico, too
• OPEC pumping oil at record levels
• Video: Guy gloating about Trump win
• Washington State carbon tax goes down to defeat
• Dead man wins election in California
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from RedAlertPolitics.com on why he believed in Trump from Day One

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 9, 2016

• Stocks rally on Trump election
• Paul Ryan says it's a mandate for Trump's agenda
• NY Post: Win for the little guy
• Alec Baldwin on Trump's win
• Hollywood freaks out
• List of celebrities who vowed to leave the country
• Snowflakes riot
• Yale professor cancels exam for students distraught over election results
• California wants to leave the union after Trump victory
• Pollsters suffer huge embarrassment
• Russia ready to rebuild relationship
• Stunned climate diplomats push back against Trump
• Pot legalization spreads
• San Fran passes soft drink tax
• Expert of the Day: Michael Barone on Trump's astonishing victory

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 8, 2016

• Last LA Times poll: Trump by 3
• Last IBD poll: Trump by 2
• Trump takes the lead in NH after midnight voting
• Most Hispanics back deportation
• Early voting in NC could mean good news for Trump
• PA panic for Hillary
• Patriots Belichick, Brady back Trump
• Topless protestors hauled out of Trump's polling place in NYC
• Voting issues in PA: Trump votes switching to Hillary
• Universities help students cope with election stress
• Idiot Freddie Gray prosecutor breaks law by taking picture at poll
• Donna Brazile caught leaking yet another question to Hillary
• Another illegal alien kills
• Expert of the Day: John Philip Sousa IV on Trump winning the election with the black vote

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 7, 2016

• Dems widen lead over GOP in Florida early voting
• IBD poll: Trump by 2
• LA Times: Trump by 5
• DNC and CNN colluded on questions for Trump, Cruz
• CNN exec's husband leaked CNN poll to Clinton camp
• Chelsea used foundation to help pay for wedding
• Wikileaks e-mail shows Bill Clinton came up with Trump tax write-off
• Wikileaks server under attack
• Obama doesn't even question if illegals can vote
• Obama's Kenyan clan puts curse on half-brother who backs Trump
• Dems get nasty, attack another Trump HQ
• Ohio appeals court rules in Trump's favor on poll watcher
• ISIS calls for slaughter of Americans on Election Day
• Hillary hired jihadists to guard Benghazi compound in 2012
• Former Miss USA constestant says Trump kissed her . . .  and she liked it
• What an idiot: Voting for Trump supports party over principles
• Government jobs now outnumber manufacturing jobs
• TN college students protest voter ID law
• China ramps up coal-powered plants as UN meets on global warming
• Here we go: CA set to let public schools teach in Spanish
• Washington State to vote on nation's first carbon tax
• Harvard's men's cross country team used spreadsheets to rate women
• Expert of the Day: Kathleen Hartnett White on why the issue in the election is the economy and not the e-mails

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 4, 2016

• Key states tilting toward Trump
• FBI sources say bureau rank-and-file have unfavorable view of Hillary
• Assange: Hillary and ISIS funded by same money
• George Stephanopoulos' wife says if Trump wins they're moving to Australia
• Politico reporter gets caught again sending story to Hillary staffer for approval
• Weiner rides through sex clinic on a horse
• DirecTV technical issues black out Fox News, CNN
• Jobs numbers in October worse than expected
• Stocks on longest losing streak in 8 years
• Rolling Stone mag found liable in UVA lawsuit
• Rutgers student fired from newspaper after writing 'illegal alien' in column
• Expert of the Day: Bishop Harry Jackson, black pastor from Washington, DC, on why blacks should vote for Trump

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 3, 2016

• FBI probing Clinton Foundation
• Sources say investigation moving toward a likely indictment
• Assange: Wikileaks did not receive Hillary e-mails from Russia
• Rasmussen: Trump up by 3
• California man finds dozens of ballots stacked outside home
• Arsonist sets Trump sign on fire, endangers neighborhood
• Putin grants actor Steven Seagal Russian citizenship
• Winters to get colder in Northeast
• Green Party blames World Series rain delay on global warming
• Man arrested after driving naked with wires attached to his genitals
• Attorney sues Popeyes after he chokes on chicken
• Expert of the Day: Shaun Rieley from Concerned Veterans for America, on bonuses for VA employees despite bad behavior

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 2, 2016

• The latest polls
• Trump up 7 in new NC poll
• FBI investigation of Trump/Russia connection turns up nothing so far
• Project Veritas: Dem donor says Trump-supporting blacks are 'seriously f***ed in the head'
• Black early voting down in key states
• Farrakhan compares Hillary to Hitler
• Most voters think the media are a greater threat to the elections than Russia
• Weiner has checked into a sex addition clinic
• Wikileaks: Assistant AG warned Podesta about hearing regarding Hillary e-mails
• Obama makes desperate attempt to play the gender card
• 90% of last-minute bets are for Trump
• Two cops executed in Iowa
• Iran sending elite fighters into the U.S.
• NY Times circling the drain
• Universities work to purge male students of their 'toxic' masculinity
• Rachel Dolezal's book is on the way (Yawn)
• Expert of the Day: Chris Deaton, National Review, on Trey Gowdy calling Harry Reid a 'hack' over GOP/Russia accusations

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 1, 2016

• Trump takes the lead in ABC News poll
• LA Times has Trump by 4
• FBI speeds up its investigation of Hillary e-mails
• Podesta told Clinton team to 'dump' the e-mails from private server
• Carville thinks the Republicans and KGB are trying to steal the election
• The stock market says the winner is Trump
• Guy claiming to be Bill Clinton's son begs Monica Lewinsky for a DNA sample
• One new immigrant for every two U.S. births
• Study: Green energy ain't so green
• New study says next Little Ice Age is here
• NFL ratings continue to plunge
• Story of Michelle Obama scrubbing her Twitter account of Hillary mentions is false
• Guest: Akash Chougule from Americans for Prosperity regarding Obamacare
• Expert of the Day: Dave Daley and his book 'Ratf**cked,' about gerrymandering congressional districts