Daily Show Prep - Monday July 31, 2017

• Scaramucci out
• 10 most colorful lines from Scaramucci's time in the West Wing
• Trump: No more Obamacare exemptions for Congress
• No more bailouts for insurance companies
• Wasserman Schultz aide still liquidating assets in U.S.
• Report: Awan had access to every email in Congress, sold secrets to foreign agents
• China hits back at Trump criticism of NoKo
• OPEC on the ropes
• 4,300 days since last U.S. major hurricane strike
• Study: Trump's wall unpopular with people he wants to keep out
• BernMe squirms as CNN host spews facts on single-payer health care
• Libs going nuts over Trump joke to police to be rough with suspects
• Sharpton protesting Trump over racist 'paddy wagon' comment
• Huckabee apologizes for 'short bus' comment
• Judge orders review of airline seat size, legroom
• Flight delayed by naked passenger
• Airport worker punches passenger
• Supposed 'man' has child in Oregon
• Sheriff Joe found guilty of contempt
• Many Americans too drugged-out to work
• Lawsuits begin against manufacturers of opiods
• Psychologists say more and more young people feel entitled
• University bans straight white students from safe space
• Protesters hold a mock duel with Rep. Farenthold
• Elon Musk says he's bipolar
• ESPN doesn't seem to understand why Colin Kaepernick is unemployed
• Xtreme Eating awards for 2017
• Chris Christie gets in Cubs fan's face
• Expert of the Day: Dinesh D'Souza on his new book, The Big Lie: Exposing the Nazi Roots of the American Left

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 28, 2017

• Reince and Repeat is out
• Roger Stone: If you're a globalist RINO trying to take out Trump, Reince is your man
• McCain kills Obamacare repeal
• Ted Cruz lays into those who killed repeal
• Kim Jong-un fires off another missile
• House GOP demands special counsel to investigate Obama administration
• Who will win 'West Wing Survivor'?
• Sen. Grassley tweets to Trump 'Tell Scaramucci not to use that filthy language around me'
• The Mooch's wife files for divorce
• Retired colonel says Wasserman Schultz used IT staffer against Bernie Sanders
• Debbie What's-her-name Schultz 'absolute wreck' since Awan arrest
• Trump's pipeline passes final environmental hurdle
• Terrorist yelling 'Allahu Akbar' kills one in Hamburg supermarket
• CNN gives sympathetic interview to MS-13 members
• Maxine Waters interrupts Treasury Secretary's answer 12 times
• Conference teaches teachers how to combat 'whiteness in schools'
• Cruise ship killing took place during 'murder mystery' party
• Highs up to 20 degrees below average this weekend in DC
• Expert of the Day: Chris Deaton from the Weekly Standard on McCain thwarting Obamacare reform

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 27, 2017

• Networks bury the Wasserman Schultz/Imran Awan story
• Scaramucci goes after West Wing leakers
• He goes off on Priebus
• Bannon pushing for 44 percent tax on the very rich
• Rand Paul says healthcare debate is about freedom
• 'Transgender' former Navy SEAL attacks Trump but makes Trump's point
• Tech execs blast Trump's transgender ban for the military
• 5 reasons why trans accommodations aren't compatible with military
• Combat vet makes case against trans-military
• CBO: 15 million would opt out of Obamacare if they could
• Boy Scouts official apologizes for Trump's speech at jamboree
• Muslim gang rampaged through Liverpool attacking white non-Muslims
• Too much sugar could increase depression in men
• Coke Zero to change to Coke Zero Sugar
• House intel committee questions former Obama official
• Gore teams up with Heinz for climate change meeting
• Bieber strikes photographer with truck
• Settlement vindicates teens who protested abortion in front of school
• Sen. Burr reintroduces bill to stop IRS from rehiring fired workers
• Teen who made false rape charge now faces felony charges
• Scary! Video shows moment Ohio State Fair ride malfunctions
• Snopes in danger of shutting down over mismanagement of funds
• German court gives states the right to deport suspected terrorists
• Fake doctor ran clinics across U.S. for 15 years
• OMG, people! A circus tiger is forced to ride a horse! What are we going to do!?!
• U.S. marshals found N.H. 'Fugitive of the Week' tanning in backyard
• Man accused of torching 8 cars after his wedding was called off
• FBI: Man killed wife on cruise ship because she wouldn't stop laughing at him
• California town wants to classify vaping the same as cigarettes
• Talking to yourself is not crazy, it's stress relief
• Expert of the Day: John Malcolm from the Heritage Foundation on Jeff Sessions

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 26, 2017

• Senate rejects full repeal of Obamacare
• Here's a list of the seven Republicans who voted against repeal
• Trump bans transgenders in the military
• McCain says not so fast
• Debbie What's-her-name Schultz's opponent calls her out on IT guy
• Flashback: Imran Awan was a guest opinion writer for CNN
• CNN finally breaks down and prints the story
• 5 fast facts about Imran Awan
• Sessions cracks down on intel leaks
• Congress digging into Ukraine-DNC connection
• Trump jokes about being added to Mount Rushmore, the Internet responds
• Apple supplier Foxconn to open plant in Wisconsin
• UK to ban all diesel and gas cars by 2040
• Secret Service special officer accidentally shoots himself
• California Islamic center under fire for calling for annihilation of Jews
• CalExit gains steam
• California closing in on 1 million drivers licenses for illegals
• House Republicans seek to dodge border wall vote
• Near-record California snow season comes to an end
• Scientists dim sunlight, suck up CO2 to cool planet
• Meanwhile: Sea levels are falling
• Man sentenced to prison for killing pet fish
• Professor blasted for opposing 'Day Without White People' files $3.8 million lawsuit
• Russian arrested for laundering criminal money with Bitcoins
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root on illegal voting and transgenders in the military

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 25, 2017

• Imran Awan arrested at Dulles
• Story begins to break into the MSM
• McCain's return sets stage for big healthcare bill
• Trump praises Senate for moving forward on healthcare
• How they voted
• U.S. Navy ship fires warning shots near Iranian ship
• Justice Dept. to withhold money from sanctuary cities
• Alabama Republicans rally around sessions amid Trump firestorm
• Report: Bill O'Reilly looks to team with Hannity for new 'conservative media empire'
• Sinclair CEO denies it
• Scaramucci threatens to 'fire everybody' to stop White House leaks
• Sen. Collins dogs congressman's looks who wanted to challenge her to a duel
• Gore's new warming: 'Every organ system can be affected by climate change'
• Near-record chill in Northeast
• Man charged with raping an 11-year-old says she raped him
• More scientific hysteria: Sperm count drop may lead to human extinction
• Ancient humans had sex with non-humans
• Princeton to combat aggressive masculinity on campus
• Expert of the Day: Eric Peters, contributor to The Spectator on how crony-capitalism is killing mom & pop gas stations

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 24, 2017

• FBI seized smashed hard drives from Wasserman Schultz's IT guy
• Kushner meets with Intel committee, denies collusion with Russia
• Rumor: Trump mulling replacing Sessions with Rudy
• Schumer: We lost in 2014, 2016 because people didn't know what we stood for
• 10 die in illegal immigrant smuggling operation
• ICE chief lists worst sanctuary cities
• Police: Illegal repeatedly raped 12-year-old girl
• Dems' 'Better Deal' goes after big companies
• 18-year-old arrested after live-streaming fatal crash
• NoKo identifies Hawaii and Alaska as possible targets
• New blood test can check for 13 cancers
• Socialized medicine kills Charlie Gard, parents give up fight to save him
• Lana Del Rey confirms attempting to use witchcraft against Trump
• Trump is polling above 50 percent in 17 states
• Enforcing the '97 percent consensus' on climate change has generated further doubt
• Study: Eating a big breakfast key to weight loss
• Wisconsin company to implant microchips in employees
• Dude claims that guys can have periods too
• Kansas contest winner disqualified after company learns she's a Trump supporter

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 21, 2017

• Spicer out as Trump's press secretary
• Anthony Scaramucci in
• Now rumblings about Bannon
• PBS: Why arming the rebels in Syria never worked
• Mining up almost 22 percent in Q1
• Food stamp use lowest in 7 years
• Susan Rice meets privately with Senate Intel committee
• U.S. urges nationals in NoKo to 'depart immediately'
• NY Times reporter accuses white women of racism for not ceding the sidewalk to him
• Slavery drama 'Confederate' causing a stir
• The mysterious death of Lauren Agee
• Astronomers solve the mystery of 'alien space signal'
• Hacker steals $7 million in digital currency
• Jeff Flake's primary challenger thinks McCain should resign...and she's right
• Nevada brothel offer O.J. a job until prostitutes threaten to quit
• Mysterious island forms off NC coast
• Expert of the Day: Hans von Spakovsky on Trump's commission to investigate voter fraud

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 20, 2017

• John McCain diagnoses with aggressive brain tumor
• OJ walks
• The fishing expedition has begun: Mueller expands probe to Trump's business transactions
• Trump: If Mueller is looking at his finances that's a 'red line'
• Sessions has no plans to resign despite rebuke from Trump
• Networks spend 55 percent of air time on Russia, only 6 percent think it's the top issue
• Trump kills 16 regulations for every new one
• Could 'Charlie Gard' happen here?
• DOJ takes down dark net marketplace
• Trump never had a secret meeting with Putin
• Clean eating is 'ugly' and 'damaging' says eating disorder specialist
• Maxine in 2020?
• Total eclipse of the sun is coming August 21
• Queens couple pleads guilty to enslaving siblings from Korea
• Musk says he has government permission to build NYC to DC 29-minute hyperloop
• NYC law bans dog-sitting without a license
• Rats fall from ceiling of Dallas Chipotle
• Man forces himself into church, robs staff member, gets shot dead
• Son of Cecil the lion shot dead by hunter
• They're digging up Dalí to see if he fathered a child in 1956
• 7 other famous people they want to dig up
• Positive thinking extends your lifespan
• Woman found guilty of murder after parrot sings
• Study: Objectifying restaurants affect mental health of servers
• Expert of the Day: Jean Morrow from Heritage Foundation on the Obamacare repeal bill in the Senate

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 19, 2017

• Tensions reach new high between Trump, GOP
• Conservatives target Congress, not Trump
• Rand Paul: Voting on a clean repeal of Obamacare a victory
• Hugh Hewitt: GOP should work with Dems on healthcare bill
• ICE chief praises Trump, plans raids in sanctuary cities
• 12 MS-13 members rounded up on Long Island
• Target CEO says Hispanic customers staying home
• PO'd: USPS broke federal law by allowing workers to help Hillary campaign
• McCain's blot clot could have caused bizarre behavior in Comey hearing
• Al Gore gives us an extension on the deadline for the end of the world
• Twenty-five years since the ozone hole was supposed to kill us all
• Who is Mohamed Noor, the Minneapolis police officer who killed the Australian woman?
• Chris Christie booed after catching foul ball at Mets game
• Eighth person in Junior's meeting has been ID'd by Mueller's team
• WashPo reporter thinks Trump supporters aren't interested in Russia story because they can't pronounce the names
• House committee proposes giving little Charlie Gard legal U.S. status to get treatment
• Gay activists says it's time to target Christians and 'punish the wicked'
• Va. man sentenced to 132 years in prison for stealing tires
• Man arrested for DUI crash after taking 5 Viagra pills
• Woman kills boyfriend after spat with reptilian cult
• His cocaine was stolen, so he called the cops
• Sexbots are here and could change society forever
• Guest: Larry Pratt from Gun Owners of America says the Scalise shooting is leading to loosening of gun laws

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 18, 2017

• GOP Obamacare replacement dies, next vote on full repeal
• FDA moves to increase generic competition
• Most unproductive Congress in 164 years
• Obama officials to testify behind closed doors in Russian investigation
• State Dept.: Russia to blame for downed airliner in 2014
• Poll: Fear of war grows
• Poll: Hillary viewed unfavorably by more people than Trump
• Why millennials don't like capitalism
• Saudi woman arrested for wearing miniskirt
• Bike tax in Oregon irks cyclists
• Lemonade stand girl threatened by man for not having business license
• San Fran schools ban chocolate milk
• Wife of Princeton researcher held in Iran says he's no spy
• Natural disasters less devastating than last 10 years
• Man slashed in Times Square because he wouldn't stop singing
• Satanic monument slated to be first in U.S. is now a no-go
• Bodies of couple that went missing 75 years ago found in Swiss glacier
• Doctors remove 27 contact lenses from UK woman's eye
• Britain declares war on 'gender role' commercials

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 17, 2017

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• Trump's America First policy freaking out the Canadians
• Republicans don't back down over Pentagon funding for sex-change, climate change
• Gore says 'climate change' most serious challenge, 90 percent disagree
• It's the sun, stupid
• CNBC: A basic income really could end poverty forever
• Secret Service can't vouch for Junior's meeting, no protection at that time
• TX veteran says he was fired from Home Depot after confronting shoplifters
• Clinton Foundation witness found dead
• Delta in Twitter war with Ann Coulter over pre-booked seat
• Megyn Kelly's Sunday show in death spiral
• Expert of the Day: Mike Gonzalez from Heritage Foundation on La Raza losing 'the Race'

Daily Show Prep - Friday July 14, 2017

• Watch the book trailer for Phil Valentine's new thriller
• Freedom Caucus chairman: 'Zero chance' for tax reform this year if Congress doesn't start now
• Trump's OMB director rejects Fed Chairman's pessimism on growth
• GOP healthcare bill keeps Obamacare taxes
• Republican spending panel votes to offer federal jobs to illegals
• Here's a list of the committee members
• Sessions to appeal latest Hawaii travel ban decision to SCOTUS
• GOP donor kills himself after working with Russian hackers to obtain Hillary's e-mails
• Former Soviet spy attended Junior's meeting with Russian lawyer
• Chinese spy ship lurks off coast of Alaska
• Palestinian gunmen fatally shot two Israeli policemen
• ABC News smears prominent Christian non-profit as 'hate group'
• The 24 Republicans who think the Pentagon should pay for gender reassignment surgery
• Taxpayers pay for rainbow crosswalks in Atlanta gay neighborhood
• 3,400 people cancel their voter registration in CO due to Trump's voter integrity commission
• Why the Post Office gives Amazon special delivery
• FLOTUS Melania more popular than FLOTUS Hillary
• Black pastors sue Coca-Cola
• Dem House members go sleeveless to protest dress code
• Live cobras seized by customs at JFK
• Would-be robber shows up early at banks to find doors locked
• Two former congressional staffers indicted for distributing nude photos of House member
• Chinese airport worker chases rolling plane after mistakenly removing wheel chock
• Expert of the Day: Angela Logomasini on Trump's reversal of an Obama-era ban on a pesticide

Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 13, 2017

• Phil's European Travelogue
• Trump administration may bail on DACA
• Trump open to backing amnesty?
• Obama DOJ let Russian lawyer into the U.S.
• McCain colluded with foreign government to get dirt on Trump
• Don, Jr. 'Red Handed' on new cover of Time
• Amazon is getting too big and the government is talking about it
• Verizon says personal data of 6 million users leaked
• Gore compares climate battle to slavery
• Man gets stuck in ATM
• Federal court to rule if monkey owns copyright its selfies
• Man's big toe transplanted to hand
• Woman gets DUI going to pick up her boyfriend from jail...for DUI

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 12, 2017

• Sen. Paul: They're keeping Obamacare
• Russian lawyer/Don Jr. story implicates Democrats in creating conspiracy theory
• Russian honey pot seen with Obama's ambassador to Russia 8 days after meeting Junior
• And she posted a picture taken inside McCain's office
• Sekulow: No illegality in Don, Jr.'s meeting
• Dershowitz: I don't see a crime
• OMG! CNN has video of Trump and some Russians
• Dems spread false Russia information on Trump
• NoKo threatens to turn America 'into a pile of ash' if Trump attacks its nuke sites
• Drunk 7-times-deported illegal crashes van, kills father of 3
• Syrian migrant trafficked, sexually abused underage girls
• Massive iceberg breaks off Antarctica, climate change not to blame
• Scientists launch geo-engineering experiment that may cause global famine
• Truck runs over anti-fracking protester
• CNN anchor deletes Twitter account because of 'mean' Twitter trolls
• Time to take Nanna back to the home, Pelosi calls Trump Bush for fifth time
• Evangelical pastors lay hands on Trump
• Muslim mom who killed her infant gets probation
• Letterman wants to put Trump in a home
• Judge: Pacemaker data can be used in arson trial
• Key to happiness? Generosity
• Rules of the road for bikes and cars after Natchez Trace accident
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on Don, Jr.

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday July 11, 2017

• Russian lawyer who met with Don, Jr. was not a Russian agent
• Don lawyers up
• Posts e-mails in question online
• Trump applauds his son's transparency
• McCain faces questions in Trump-Russia dossier case
• McConnell delays August recess to work on healthcare bill
• Soldier accused of supporting ISIS
• Messy desk could be a sign of genius
• Twitter users file lawsuit against Trump for blocking them
• Daniel Craig to return as James Bond
• Turkey now retreats from Paris climate accord
• Guy behind 'Population Bomb' behind new extinction hysteria
• Ex-Gitmo inmate given apology, awarded millions by Canadian government
• Man mails severed finger to IRS
• 'Cocaine gene' supposedly identified
• Fear of holes could mean you fear infectious diseases
• BLM activist cries racism over new 'Apes' movie then it backfires
• Busch heir pulled out of helicopter drunk
• American Indians accuse professor of faking her Choctaw ethnicity
• Anthony Weiner is a shriveled up version of his former self
• Writer claims Chelsea ripped him off
• Dog makes it home after 9 months lost in Idaho mountains
• Experimental drug could restore memory after brain trauma
• Expert of the Day: Bob Moffitt from the Heritage Foundation on the GOP healthcare bill

Daily Show Prep - Monday July 10, 2017

• New report shows DNC files were download locally, not hacked
• Congress returns to battles over health care, budget
• Single-payer healthcare gains traction with Dems
• Conservatives worry Cruz-Lee amendment won't be in GOP healthcare bill
• Russian who met with Don, Jr. may have been a set-up
• Sen. Mark Warner: Intel committee 'absolutely' wants to talk to Trump, Jr.
• Cancer now more common than getting married, having first baby
• Comey's private memos on Trump conversation contained classified material
• Leftists are now quoting Hitler at rallies
• Christian Canadian fined $12,000 for not taking off his shoes in Muslim's apartment
• Men and Republicans are the best tippers
• Two studies: Drinking more coffee leads to longer life
• Expert of the Day: Kyl Feldscher, Washington Examiner, on Don, Jr. being in the hot seat